Thread 519319564

I do not like nurses. They always complain about low pay but really they deserve to be paid less

>>519319564 (OP)
I like nurses because they are huge sluts
very good pump and dump

>>519319564 (OP)
I’m a male nurse and I make 128k and it’s nice to work with a bunch of hot sluts all day

>>519319564 (OP)
I had to be hospitalized for 12 days, and I refused pain meds (honestly, they were not necessary)
This nurse I got assigned kept trying to force them on me. Then she got mad when I declined and kept calling me a “tough guy”. It was really sus, and made me wonder if there was some incentive for her

>>519319564 (OP)
Nurses, teachers, hair stylists. All massive whores.

>>519320272
You could just say "women" anon

>>519319564 (OP)
I spend a lot of time in hospitals now so I like a lot of the nurses I have had they have all been very nice. Probably gonna have to go again soon

>>519320351
Sorry about the AIDS, anon

>>519320272
include police women and miltary women to that list.

>>519319564 (OP)
90-97% of medical staff are demons.
The fact that circumci-ZION ever became a thing is evidence enough.

>>519320487
i just did

>>519320206
Don't you hate listening to them cream over doctors like you aren't standing right there?

>>519319564 (OP)
Education and healthcare were much better quality when the pay was terrible.
Almost as if more pay just attracts greedy people, not the best and brightest.

>>519320232
Not really.
They simply believe they know best.
They were too retarded to become doctors, so they lack the self-doubt higher IQ people have.
Here's their thought pattern
>Patient dumb, me smart
>Patient must get better
>Patient doesn't know how, I do.
>I will force patient to get better because patient too dumb to know what's best

>>519320232
That was just her being a woman and not understanding why someone wouldn't take pills for the tiniest uncomfort.

>>519320617
He's a male nurse
He's creaming over the doctor too when he's not too busy hooking up with the janitor

>>519320232
Weird, the docs here are anti-pain med, they won't even give them to you if you break bones.

>>519319564 (OP)
>stupid whore makes up story to excuse vanity post for compliments on reddit
>stupid faggot makes slide thread to bait me into getting erect
one of you will die for this

>>519320843
just let the janitor do his damn job

>>519320920
I had a collapsed lung, it happened spontaneously. Idk if that was a factor. It honestly wasn’t bad after the initial part (which lasted mere minutes). I genuinely don’t think pain meds are required for that injury

>>519320617
Nurses usually hate doctors.
Doctors are all midwit narcisists.

>>519319564 (OP)
She deleted her account but her nudes are all over the internet.

>>519319564 (OP)
>Patient asked me out
This in fact did not happen.

>>519320959
this.

>>519321118
incredibly easy to have a jeet on the hospital

why does she wear two panties? for all the discharge??

>>519321107
how is that possible?

>>519321392
What are you asking?
How is it possible she deleted her account?
OR
How is it possible her nudes are on the internet?

>>519321118
it happens all the time for gorgeous women. One guy i knew was walking in an apartment building and walked by a birthday party in another room and saw an attractive girl he liked so he walked in as if he was invited and got her number. Attractive people live in a different world m8.

>>519321053
> hate
You still need to learn one thing or two about female logic anon. Nurses literally beg to get fucked by doctors.

>>519319564 (OP)
I love nurses, well I did before they all took the vaxx and now they finally understand why I goasted them all since 2021.

I love women but they don't love me

>>519320617
No. I’ve fucked a few of my coworkers until the last one became my wife.
>>519321053
This anon is correct, many doctors are fucking idiots who are there for the money and status.

I guess nurses being fucking whores is a global stuff.
God, i hate woman so much.

>>519321365
underrated post kek

>>519319564 (OP)
jfc what an incredible tight little white slutwhore
I'm gonna jerk my little 2" indian pecker to her tasty little body
imagining her getting railed balls deep in every whorehole at the same time by enormous blacks
tonight will be a good night

>>519321615
>>519321053
any funny stories of doctors being midwits?

>>519321785
what did he mean by this?

>>519319564 (OP)
I was once married to one.
Someone told me, long ago before I got married to her, that Nurses were just the female version of a cop. A bully that was attracted to the job because of the dominance and authority you gain over others and that both jobs were full of assholes.
After 7 years with her, I found that to be true.

>>519320206
>I’m a male nurse AND I MAKE 128K GUYS SO SHUT UP ABOUT IT

lmao

Dude. It’s ok. It’s respectable. Do what you love. You don’t need to justify it by attaching your paycheck like it’s part of the job title.

>>519319564 (OP)
i work with nurses in a big city hospital
they work really hard and they arent all whores
and ive seen their wild sides ive done coke with a few of them

>>519321501
You incels really need to stop spread that retarded mindset of "attractive woman = attractive man".

Everyday you can see celebrity fat fucks surrounded by top models. Never asked yourself why? Because "attractive man" is not by the look.

>>519319564 (OP)
I enjoy ordering around my nurse and secretary harem at my clinic. Unlike the over bureaucratic Anglo sphere, MD's can get away with a lot more here.

>>519319564 (OP)
I was on a plane with an old army first sergeant once and he named off a list of professions of women I shouldn't date and nurse was one of them.

>>519319564 (OP)
they're also psychopaths. can confirm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LtXyoUb6M8

>>519321839
The NHS.

Most of the MDs I deal with have 0 understanding of logistics, QI, epidemiology , experimental design, communicating and collaborating in teams, any kind of statistics, tact in meetings, any kind of budgeting…

>>519322013
i never said it was retard, but whatever.

>>519320368
sanpaku eyes

>>519319564 (OP)
ngl not sure if anyone mentioned this
but her lingerie looks a bit oversized for her

>>519322154
Based and correct pilled.

>>519322000
>they arent all whores
logically, many are whores

>>519321957
Wiping elderly asses is not something would like to do. They all do this for money.

>>519321839
The first one that comes to mind is we have this fucking retard diversity hire doctor woman from Africa who has been walking with a crutch for years. Pretty sure she uses it as a prop so she has an excuse to be retarded. One of the stupidest people I have ever met and she has MD behind her name.

>>519319564 (OP)
Nurses get my dick really hard. I can't help it, that is my one fetish or whatever.
>>519320206
I bet it is. It sucks you ppl have to have to take mrna updates to be able to work.

>>519320105
Ranjeesh speaks the truth

>>519319564 (OP)
when i was in the hospital one literally abused me by declining to give me prescribed medicine and writing in the chart that i had refused it
>>519320232
it wasn't pain meds i refused all but one dose of those and the one forced on me didn't make any sense
>they're going to come do a painful procedure better take a pain med
>they come do the painful procedure before the pain med would be active

>>519321957
Yeah I include the salary because I usually get called a faggot. At least I’m a well compensated faggot.

>>519322177
How is this even possible? What are they good at if anything? Does the fault lie with how medical school works?

also would you say it's accurate to compare doctors vs nurses to officers vs enlisted?

>>519322418
same, I have this huge thing for the idea of going for a checkup and the medicine is just a nurse giving me a blowjob but as some kind of professional procedure. shoot me.

After the whole vaxx thing, i hate all medical professionals. Fucking demons

>>519322217
So wtf was that story of a man getting a number, signed "attractive people have different life"?
Even 3/10 girls get approached in one way or another, every single day. It's like saying "sky is blue" or "water is wet"

>>519320232
I thought it was strange they have me oxy when I said the pain was 2/10. then I asked the doctors why everyone else was saying 11 when I had part of my face cut off and leg put onto my face. I should of been saying at least 8/10 but apparently my pain threshold is high. I was laughing when they cleaned my leg because I could feel all my nerves getting tickled. it wasn't painfully just really strange

>>519320105
Nurses have always been prostitutes. They would care for patients during the day, then fuck them for money after dark.

>>519322177
>communicating and collaborating in teams


"NOOOO WHY DOESN'T THE MD LISTEN TO THE RETARDED SHIT I SAY ???"

You're a fucking nurse, you're not asked for medical advice or epidemiology, just to clean asses full of diarrhea.
Know your place.

>>519320232
Not for her personally. But, for the hospital. They get to bill for every individual med they give you. They also get kick backs from specific companies to prescribe their meds. It was the way she was taught, and she's female. So, she couldn't imagine another way.

>>519322731
A lot of nurses just want to give you pain pills so you’ll shut up and not use the call button.

>>519322724
go blather at >>519321118
you turbo ape.

>>519320206
Jamey? What's up brah

>>519322847
I didn't anyway. I only took them at night to sleep after the first few days. I had one when they pulled all the tubes out of me. same when they cleaned up all my dressings before I got discharged. I was pissed they wanted $10 a day to watch TV so I got someone to bring me a laptop. apart from that I was apparently chill because I never complained about shit

>>519322731
>I thought it was strange they have me oxy when I said the pain was 2/10

They probably assumed your pain would get worse. Hospitals also have an incentive to prescribe addictive pain meds because I'm pretty sure that addicts often intentionally hurt themselves in order to get more meds, if they are doing this with dozens of patients then they are making a fortune by creating addicts until those addicts turn to harder drugs.

>>519322622
I just want to impregnate with most of her clothes still on.

>>519323031
$10 to watch TV? That’s fucked up. And yeah if you’re cool nurses will bend over backwards for you, if you’re an asshole it’s guaranteed as soon as they leave you’re room they’re all out at the nurses station laughing and mocking you.

>>519321442
yes if she deleted the account with nudes how are there still more out there?
she does not want people having her nudes and so she stopped her account from being there.
but there are nudes still all about?

>>519322790
Nowadays patients have no money since the cost of getting even a basic consultation is so high, nurses are just hot little helpers that clean up pee and poop and try to become the doctor's mistress.

>>519323185
Use yandex reverse image search.

>>519323042
it's different in Australia. I got given a prescription for 2 weeks of endone (oxy). I sold them. my younger brother is an addict and he is always trying to get them. they wont even prescribe them to him anymore in bulk week lots if he goes to the hospital. he gets given them one a day from the chemist, someone else can pick it up for him if they are on his trusted list

drug industry isn't as fucked as big pharma in the US with drug adds on TV etc

>>519322731
i never understood how i was supposed to turn this internal experience of pain which is epistemologiclly uncomparable into some objective number
and god forbid you say the wrong number it's not revisable for another 6 hours
>>519323031
their wifi wouldn't show me medical diagrams of genitals since it could be porn even though i had surgery in that area and wanted to learn

>>519323238
yes this is the way to go.
this will be implemented.

>>519323031
>I never complained about shit
Did you ask any questions? The nurses get annoyed by that. They dump you into a room and there's zero explanation of what's going on from the bed to how to piss to the tv to your meds. They just dump and go. Then you call them to ask questions and they get pissy.

>>519322795
Noooo I spent two years in community college putting IVs in elderly people! I'm a medical professional, you can't do this to me!

Half the nurses in the US don't even fucking speak English anymore

>>519323141
yeah the hospitals are publically funded and it's a way for them to make money. I am not rich so I didn't go to a private hospital. you get better food etc. I had cancer that was priority one. it was rare so they didn't figure it out fast but they got it cut out of me real quick. after that it's been a bit of a fuck around but I am cancer free and it didn't cost me fucking shit

>>519323185
Google her username

>>519323296
>their wifi wouldn't show me medical diagrams of genitals
You would think they would describe what's going on but they dont. If you end up in a hospital you need someone else to help deal with what's going on. Because they do a crap job of explaining it.

>>519320232
are you sure she wasn't trying to be condescending by calling you a tough guy because you're rejecting from her own eyes expert medical advice?
or was she just giggling from impression?
the latter is harder to believe when it comes to female nurses, they are insufferable at times.

>>519320784
True. They follow a guideline and call themselves professionals

>>519320368
Why does anyone use Facebook for anything other than occasionally buying something on marketplace?

>>519321053
that's retarded, all i ever see in the hospitals are young nurses flirting with male nurses and male doctors, like non stop.
Female doctors from my experience are usually the biggest midwit while male doctors are actually smart, female nurses and nurses in general are the biggest midwits.
midwit being 105-120ish iq.

>>519320206
One of my really good friends is a doctor. The only people more insufferable than his (nurse) wife’s nurse friends are his doctor friends. I thank God everyday I don’t work in healthcare.

>>519323387
I woke up to two of the doctors after surgery. they just told me it went well. I then got dumped in a normal bed and just slept because I had been in surgery for 12 hours. next day I got more shit explained but the TV in my bed worked since someone else had paid for the week. it stopped two days later. I had never been in hospital overnight before

the experience was good but I had heard complaints from other patients later when doing all the other recovery shit. I had a few more operations after but I just wanted to get out of hospital because I was bored. all the doctors and nurses were pretty good. the only bullshit was twice I had to translate bad English between nurse and patient just because I am nice, then tell some chink not to get out of bed if he tried until they got someone who could speak his weird chink thai dialect

>>519323628
Just wait till you get into the weeds with one regarding something like circumscision

"SOME PEOPLE NEED IT OK?!!!!!"

LMAO

Nurses are massive cunts, never marry one.

>>519323539
they gave me like 10 pages and two paragraphs were about women and the rest about men (i am a woman) so officially they did their duty but unofficially hahahaha they don't give a fuck

>>519322957
Learn to write relevant examples if you don't want to argue them

>>519320272
so literally all women are whores?
yeah, thanks, I already knew that.

>>519322563
MDs are very very good at doing one thing - diagnosing and treating medical conditions in the clinic. And not telemedicine - in person (we have lots of results that telemed is only good for stuff like mental health checks). They're shit at everything else. Literally everything. Now, they can be taught to do the other stuff (they're definitely smart enough), but, they don't. It's either too boring or doesn't pay enough for them to care. And don't bring up that the majority of health outcomes are fixed/determined outside of the clinic - in ones home, fridge, and if you exercise (social determinants of health SDoH).

Part of it is that med schools pound you to death with material so to try to teach relevant soft skills would only make it longer/more expensive, but also the people that become MDs are generally autistic would-be biochemistry professors who wanted more money instead.

Are there good MDs, sure! They're rare.

As for a military analogy - think of them more like super super specific warrant officers but without the years of experience to become a WO. So, minimal accountability in the hierarchy, minimal idea of how to do anything beyond their particular subject matter (ie. they're not 1st sausage/leadership), and generally aloof.

The best I can say about them is that most of them realize that they're good at what they do and they stay in clinic and leave the rest of us to manage/organize/improve/fund the hospital itself.


>>519322731
Generally, if someone's in that kind of state - you can just look at them and go "yeah, that's shock, you're getting the meds".

>>519322795
No, at least the nurses have the decency to realize that their RN is nothing in fields outside of care provision. Showing them any kind of coding or stats will make them scurry off.

>>519319564 (OP)
Women refuse to be good wives and mothers but doing the exact same thing for some random old people for just enough money to live in an apartment by themselves sounds great to them.

>>519322795
It's funny because doctors are dismissive of even other doctors' opinions and engage in petty turf wars with other specialties all the time, and the fact that they specialize makes it so that very funny meme graph of yours applies very often to them - and creates plenty of "not invented here" attitudes and "if all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail poking out" nightmare scenarios once you have more than a trivial health problem that even a nurse could fix.

>>519320349
lmao this

>>519323821
I have so little respect for docs now after working in healthcare for 15 years. They act high and mighty but here in the states they’re just cucks for the insurance companies and Medicare / Medicaid. The insurance companies dictate how many patients per day they have to see and what orders or tests they can perform. They’re bitches.

I don’t know many happy doctors because they’re all working 80 hour weeks dealing with that bullshit. Meanwhile I work 3 days a week and can afford a comfortable upper middle class lifestyle. I win.


I worked with an Indian doc this one time who was a real greaseball bastard who fucked all the 20 year old girl nurses in my department. Fucking disgusting. He was in an arranged marriage too lol.

>>519323994
they had been told to give me shit. I said I didn't want the panadol (paracetamol). I assume they were giving me everything through IV up to that point. I took the oxy because I was in pain it just wasn't that bad, I knew I couldn't walk or move my leg and that would make me pass out if I tried

>>519320920
Depends if you live in an area where opiate abuse is a big thing.
The more junkies there are, the more hesitant the docs are to prescribe. They're gambling with their medical license every time they do.

>>519322795
kek, and you guys don't know what the fuck you're doing either, you just have more student loan debts.

>>519319564 (OP)
This pictures triggers my autogynephilia

>>519319564 (OP)
They are developing an app for nurses that works like grub hub where the hospital can request nurses per shift and not have to give them benefits.

>>519319564 (OP)
Nurses and female soldiers are mega sluts. Any man who marries one just know she is being dicked down between shifts. You only join that field to be surrounded by rich or powerful men.

>>519320232
> It was really sus, and made me wonder if there was some incentive for her

As a drug addict I will spill some beans on certain social truth that is often hidden away. A certain not insignificant portion of nurses abuse drugs. One method to gain them is to collect unused meds from patients.Lots if nurses work in shifts 4 days on 4 days off and they can sober up before work in three days before coming back. It is somewhat traumatic job so they cope with drugs, booze and sex. Some others turn to escorting.

>>519324068
add into that that each specialty is trying to learn the "bread and butter" procedure of the other specialty to poach their patients/get paid more - see the neurosurgery/ortho wars over who does spinal fusions (hint: no one should get them - your QoL and functionality are the same 5y after regardless of your surgery and the odds of a negative side effect only go up with a procedure).

>>519324338
I guarantee you the only nurses that will use that are nigger nurses who can’t get a real job. That is a horrible idea to be a gig nurse especially with the liability risk.

>>519319564 (OP)
Low pay? They make $40+ and only work 36 hours. They have infinite overtime opportunities and refuse to work it because being a slut 4 days a week is more fun. TND!

>>519319564 (OP)
There's nothing there. Why would I breed with something that is 1 day from starvation?

>>519324163
Yeah I seriously can’t stand them. All of them are huge shitlibs too obviously. But even beyond the fact that these people are pseuds, shitlibs, and degenerates, they’re just massive dweebs who now have a bit of money and insist on talking about how great and rich they are all the time. What’s really crazy is they actually don’t even make that much money.

>>519321533
Young nurses do, when they still have the misconception that being a nurse is how you land a doctor as a husband. They generally figure things out and become very bitter in short order when they realize doctors just use them as pump and dumps.

I used to think nurses were hot but the trade school I went to also had a nursing program and it was full of fat single mothers.

>>519322790
Florence Nightingale syndrome is real. It's impossible to put women in a position of treating a virile man's wounds and have her not feel an overwhelming sexual attraction to him ( unless he's horribly mangled) It's a primal thing, probably to ensure healthy young men had a chance to reproduce before succumbing to their injuries in the ancestral environment where male mortality was very high and you were very likely not losing your virginity as a male until after your first hunt or battle.

>>519324198
trauma's got different rules than normal care. But if you were there for a long time and still said no and were stable, they should have listened to your wishes.

But nurses are dicks, who would have guessed.

>>519324243
It's more complicated than that, but, yes, we do a lot of dumb expensive stuff that doesn't help anyone. But, a lot of those procedures pay the hospital to do the relevant, useful stuff for people who need it and can't/wont afford it.

Like, almost every hospital's labor and delivery pavilion is a loss-leader - I've seen like 3 where they were in the black. My old hometown lost thiers - too many undocumenteds getting Medicaid care, hospital was taking too much of a loss so they killed it.

Sad.

>>519324338
They're called "travelling nurses" and theyre already everywhere and they fuck things up and then just disappear and now I have to do an RCA on a sentinel event caused by some asshole halfway around the world. Fuck travellers.

>>519324531
A lot of them are just autistic assholes because they gave up the best years of their lives to go to medical school and residency etc.

>>519319564 (OP)
> I was asked out but can I get a better offer if i show off online?!?
there's something ridiculous to this if you at some level want a relationship, not just be booked to the highest bidder for some time slot as a prostitute.

>>519322498
Top fucking kek. I respect that attitude anon. Money>rando opinions

>>519324721
>Florence Nightingale syndrome
That's a fucking terrible name for that idea, because Florence Nightingale wasn't a whore and hated women.

>>519324611
Kek. Women really do fall for TV memes. Bitches watch too much Grey's Anatomy and think it's real. If I was some Chad doctor I would certainly have a rotation of nurses for hookups but you couldn't pay me enough to marry one. I dated a nurse once just for the sex. She was a freak and the best lay I've ever had to this day, but she was also highly psychotic, BPD all the way down. I'm lucky to have gotten out of that relationship with my life. No, most doctors just get trophy wives and put them on a pretty lavish allowance in return for peace and quiet in the relationship.

>>519319564 (OP)
AI slop, never seen that kind of lingerie before and no hands.

>>519321785
kek

>>519320232
You should become addicted to opioids.

>>519324781
I just don’t buy that. They clearly have some kind of complex about being losers but imagining they’re really smart and have high incomes now. It’s literally all they talk about in addition to high school tier gossipy bullshit and leftard shit. I’ve been hanging out with these people for a while and not even one of them has ever asked me anything about me, not what I do, where I’m from, nothing. They’re just narcissists. That’s why they became doctors in the first place I bet. They would’ve become investment bankers but then their job would’ve been actually hard and they wouldn’t be able to pretend like they’re heroes or something.

>>519325839
Bitter nerds is what I say. While normal people like you or I were partying and socializing they were studying. So yeah their status is all they have.

>>519319564 (OP)
This reminds me of something. A decade ago, I talked to a woman on a dating app and she immediately told me how she always wore lingerie underneath because it turned her on. She also wanted a man to punish her if she misbehaved.
I didn't even ask her any of that.

>>519321785
My Indian brother. I rode TTC street car today and rubbed up on a petite East Asian girl in medical scrubs. She felt my 3" brown boner and scowled at me, but that just made me harder. I cummed in my pant and moaned lol.

>>519319564 (OP)
wtf they wear clothes under their scrubs?
super gay

>>519325839
You overestimate the difficulty of banking and consulting - medicine (at least learning it) is harder.

That said, you're on the money with how autistic they are. At least when you all have kids you can talk about kid stuff and all the kid friendly things to do - otherwise, yes they really are shitlib dipshits with 0 common sense.

>>519325915
no, I studied just like them but I would like to think ~2010 4chan forced me out of my comfort zone and to truly grapple with reality and finding a job/lifestyle that pleased me and God.

>>519325947
shaking my damn head nephew.

>>519325970
I never did. Always had my balls hanging loose.

>>519325478
>nurse
>but she was also highly psychotic, BPD all the way down.
Angel of Death status?

>>519325621
The pic predates AI. It's from like 10 years ago

>>519320272
Wouldn't all that be under the single mom's umbrella?

>>519320351
are you an alcoholic

>>519322498
faggot

>>519326205
are widows single moms?

>>519319564 (OP)
Saved

>>519325320
Why do you think (((they))) did that?

>>519326215
I have MS that is very aggressive. I’ve been falling down more often went down the stairs the other day :/

>>519321615
>the last one became my wife
for now

>>519326308
https://pholder.com/u/ermuhgawdwtf/

>>519320232
The hospital missed out on mucho reimburseable shekels from your insurance carrier when you refused inpatient pain medication, hence their hysterical behavior. Almost every economic incentive in American healthcare is dependent upon unnecessary upsells.

>>519326351
Jewish inversion. They are a genetically defective race due to the inbreeding, and the epigenetic pressure of "cannibalism and child rape."

They need to tarnish the name of Florence Nightingale so that it seems impossible that every woman isn't a massive whore.

>>519321365
so her husband doesn't see the cumstains

>>519326390
why can't the nurse just write that she gave it and then throw it out or keep it or whatever
it's what my nurses did

>>519319564 (OP)
Hot nurses owe me sex.

>>519324611
> Women act rationally, using facts and experience to determine their judgment
Yeah okay, sure man.

>>519320105
100% I tried to date a nurse once. Hot as milf. Banged her many times. She turned out to be a whore. Moved in with some Chad who was 21. I was cucked and told her it's over. Very good sex though. Many fingers in butthole. Much ass eaten. Herpes acquired.

>>519320272
What about bitches who work in the criminal justice system?

>>519319564 (OP)
I do not like jews. They always complain about shekels but really they deserve to to be paid less

>>519326365
relapsing remitting or PPMS or SPMS?

Also, there's no other way to say "I'm white" like having MS, jej.

Sorry to hear bud, worked a lot with neurodegn conditions and MS folks soldiered on for like 30+ years.

>>519326565
biggest whores of them all

>>519320206
I would literally rather work at an all male used condom repurposing factory than work in healthcare.

>>519326514
pill counting systems/double staff verification/automated dispensers/etc.

There's all kinds of shit to prevent that kind of diversion because that's how drug ops start.

>>519321785
If I wanted to watch her get railed why would I want it to be from homely nigger?

>>519319564 (OP)
She'd get it.

>>519326618
PPMS. There are just some days that are so bad. I thought the meds were working but things seems to be getting worse

>>519320206
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

>>519326514
Depends upon how rigorous your institution's chain-of-custody and billing protocols are. Institutions not under active audit from major insurance carriers or the DEA can play fast-and-loose.

>>519320784
>they lack the self-doubt higher IQ people have.
Doctors are the least self-doubting people I've ever met.

>>519320232
i gad the opposite experience: when i went in, they asked if i wanted anything for the pain (it was an 8 out of 10), i told them no, and the head nurse said "my kind of man".

>>519326740
she said i took it and i didn't get it and I don't see how any kind of counting mechanism can prevent that unless they're betting on the patient raising a stink (except I'm bedridden and can only see the nurse in question and even if I can call someone else successfully really don't need to cause her to abuse me further)

>>519322417
Never trust an African doctor. And by "african" I of course mean a bantu from south of the Sahara. You can trust a Moroccan or Libyan doctor just fine. But if you go to the hospital and get assigned some witch doctor negroid from the darkest jungles of the Congo? Ask to be reassigned or leave and present yourself to another hospital. Even a jeet doctor is preferable to a feral african nigger physician. Their schools aren't real over there, and they just let them come over here and do residency as an affirmative action deal. They kill people and no one does anything to stop it because they're afraid of being called racist. They would rather let innocent patients die than be called racist by preventing 70 IQ gorillas from being physicians.
t. medical anon

>>519324781
>autistic
no, cluster B

>>519326952
>chart: "patient got medicine"
>patient (assumed to be drugged): "no I didn't"
no way they're believing it over an official chart
it happened to me and I don't see why it wouldn't happen thousands of times every day at hospitals around the country

>>519325921
>she immediately told me
no boundaries

>>519326883
Brutal. I mean relapsing remitting is bad, but, the other two types "go quickly" if you catch my drift.

Sorry to hear man.

>>519326952
great way to catch a multi-million dollar lawsuit.

>>519320206
You work with them, but they work for me and I'm the one they're all trying to fuck.

>>519326097
>BPD
exactly

>>519327555
Nurses work for the hospital, not you, Mr. Medicaid fucking cuckold lmao

>>519326390
the nurses don't give a shit about your made-up kickback for generic drugs

where do you people get this shit from

>>519326272
technically, yes but not in the normal meaning (i.e. left their husband or never married him)

>>519320206
every male nurse is a closet homosexual.

>>519326614
>I do not like jews. They always complain about shekels but really they deserve to to be paid less

>>519320784
I'll be real with you since I've worked on the rehab side of things, yeah, we assume that most patients are fucking stupid and will do stupid things unless we tell them otherwise.

>>519327088
cuz she was stealin' yer opioids

>>519322498
>Yeah I include the salary because I usually get called a faggot. At least I’m a well compensated faggot.
Incompehensibly based

>>519327622
After coronavirus I realized just how many retards there are here who have literally no idea what they’re talking about. At least concerning medical stuff.

>>519327822
See, it just happened.
>>519327649

>>519319564 (OP)
>If only he knew I'm wearing a bra and panties
The excuses women use to justify picturing themselves with their clothes off...

>>519322795
Ive witnessed, with my own eyes, nurses provide more concern and better diagnoses' than the on duty doctor

>>519327995
absolutely possible. But also (more probable) the nurse proposes something 100x more retarded than you thought imaginable.

Part of the problem is that we lump in a lot of training as "nurse" - BSN, RN, MSN, Someone beyond a medical/nursing assistant but not really a full RN, LPN, etc.

"Nurse" is too catch all a term.

>>519321785
>>519320105
>>519319564 (OP)
>When the pussy reeks and leaks so much she has to wear 2 sets of panties and it's still not enough to contain her over inflated ego

>>519327622
You know-it-all kids make me laugh. Try working in the insurance industry for a couple years, and then tell us that reimbursement doesn't matter.

>>519319564 (OP)
Hot white ladies don't go into nursing. They are either fat or from a third world brown or yellow country. No hot white girl wants to deal with sick peoples pee and poo and take abuse from them.

>>519324200
I work in a hospital

I think its an age thing. If you're 50+ and visibly grey or older looking they will give you crazy amount of pain meds
Norco, perc, oxy, morphine. a lot of these old mfs are on 2 of those at the same time

my back went out months ago, worst pain ive ever had. they would only give me muscle relaxers

>>519328255
There are plenty of hot White 10s working as nurses, retard. It’s just that Canada is a 3rd world Indian colony.

>>519320232
It's a high cluster b concentration profession, worse than strippers and actresses. Most likely she was just angry you weren't obeying her commands and challenging her authority. I used to work field apps for surgery cameras and day one was told basically assume every nurse is out to ruin you for sport so never be in a room alone with one and only PG dad jokes at most. Good advice with female coworkers in general desu.

>>519328216
You’re the retard here because you can’t read.

>>519319564 (OP)
nurses are turbo sluts, always

>>519326097
Not quite that extreme. But she liked to cut and the couple times i caught her and tried to stop her she almost stabbed me. In my defense I was very young ( early 20s) and only had a couple relationships under my belt at the time. And the sex was mind altering. She shoved my dick up her ass on the first date and soaked my sheets screaming like a banshee. I was defenseless against such sluttery at the time. She did things to my dick that would have had me selling a kidney for her.

>>519320232
Depends on what the mede were for... if it was inflammation, and you refused, then you are an idiot. If it was just pain killers, then maybe you're an idiot.

>>519328642
You are obviously not as smart as you think you are if you think everyone has your low threshold

>>519321615
>No. I’ve fucked a few of my coworkers until the last one became my wife

you're retarded

>>519328455
Yeah, the 17 pbtid white-knighting for whores (nurses), advocating for partying, and calling licensed professionals "autistic retards" sure isn't the retard himself.

>>519328602
pretty crazy to realize that whenever a BPDemon does those kinds of things to you it's because she learned them from her mom's boyfriends when she was 12.

>>519320784
>They were too retarded to become doctors, so they lack the self-doubt higher IQ people have.
but doctors are retarded too and also lack any sense of self-doubt.

>>519320232
Running up your bill because hospitals and the medical industry in general is run for profit.
I know your gonna get a lot of nonsense over it.
They're running up your bill so they can collect more from insurance for their ridiculously inflated prices for everything.
Tylenol is like $30 a pill at the hospital...

>>519328796
you can call nurses whores, not party, and still think MDs are autistic retards all at once anon. It's not mutually exclusive.

>>519328681
>ahhhh I have gout!!
>take this nsaid
>nooo I can handle the pain!!

>suffer for three weeks
>why is this taking so long to clear up!

NSAIDs, are a God send in most cases, and come in various forms and strengths. Not everything is nuked by opiods.

>>519328928
That wasn’t what happened in my case, so your whole attempt at justification is based on (retard) assumptions

>>519328806
Yep. True to form she did have a step dad.

for your consideration:
when you're lying in the hospital, do you really trust your life in the hands of someone who is so numb to death they can giddily watch you die and laugh about it with her Chad doctor friends?

>>519329191
You better get someone that callous to be your surgeon. Maybe not your internist though.

>>519328991
It's not because you're acting like an emotional retard like the nurse even suggested. Go read my initial comment again you immature manchild.

>>519326982

This. There was a study some time ago:

ChatGPT diagnosed 90% right.
A doctor diagnosed 70% right.
A doctor using ChatGPT diagnosed... 73% right.

So the doctors intentionally fucked things up with their hubris and ignorance, even if the fucking machine told them what the actual diagnosis is.

>>519329416
I did, it’s stupid. You can’t even defend it without making things up lol
No wonder you get along with retards

>>519319564 (OP)
its all so tiresome

>>519320232
https://youtu.be/ZpZJY2OLO8Q

>>519328796
Is it white knighting when I am a nurse? “Advocating for partying” lmfao are you a Muslim or something

>>519324053
Its not even about being nice to them, most do it for money and attention.
t. ex friend is a nurse
That bitch was crazy and I slowly realized she faked being nice so she could take money from old people. Women don't have souls, they have holes.

>>519320784
you'd be amazed at how many dumfuck doctors there are too, anon.

>>519319564 (OP)
https://beta.imagefap.com/pictures/12264365/ermuhgawdwtf%20-%20from%20Reddit

There you go. She's not bad, but a tad boring.

Bonbi lost weight recently and looks beautiful and very feminine. Look her up, she's stunning now. Much better than this.

>>519319564 (OP)
I'm married to a nurse and she makes 6 figures. No complaints here

>>519319564 (OP)
healthcare industry is fake, propped up by tax payer money and protected from competition by the State

>>519323224
imagine a man that cleans up pee and poo would have the audacity to chat up the female doctor.
>Ewwww

>>519322795
>mfw healthcare data scientist working at a health system
>nurses think I'm a wizard and literally have no idea what I do
>doctors get insecure because they realize they have been filtered by a technology they cannot intellectually grasp for the first time in their lives
>my sepsis model outperforms them regularly and they literally give me "how do you know this stuff??"
feels good bros. 30 hour weeks and make more than most of our physicians

>>519320206
I just find it hard to believe that you make 128k as a nurse, unless you’re traveling

>>519319564 (OP)
Holy WOULD

>>519328372
It's worse in the USA, no way a hot white woman would want to work as a nurse to clean up some fentanyl addicted nigger's poop.

>>519331011
I live in a semi-HCOL area with a shortage of nurses. My ID might have changed because I went to the weed dispensary.

>>519331250
Except tons do. I work with a lot of sexy 22 year olds.

>>519330086
Does She fuck the doctors on the graveyard shift?

>>519330872
Everywhere I’ve worked the sexy young white nurses fuck the healthcare data scientists. It’s crazy.

>>519324377
May I add flight attendants
Glorified waitresses just hoping to bang pilot chads

>>519322154
What were the others?

>>519321615
>I’ve fucked a few of my coworkers until the last one became my wife.
Imagine marrying a whore.
> I confirm nurses are sluts
> I married one
lmao!

>>519326565
I was waiting for court once and I saw this Asian lawyer with some of the biggest fake tits you've ever seen. She had to be 5'2 with G cups or bigger. She was dressed all professional in a suit pants thing but she caught me looking at her cans, probably with my mouth open, and tried to cross her tiny arms over her chest to no avail. I was wearing dress pants too so I was trying really hard not to get a boner because her disgusted look at me was too hot like mother stepson look. You had to know she was a huge whore with those jugs

>>519332675
So?

>>519331677
>jelly medfag
>sexy young white nurses
you and I both know most nurses are fat middle aged women working in med/surg units. the only attractive ones work L&D or ED and they are usually hyperneurotics who only want to fuck the 50 year old ED Chief physician who is usually an unironic gay

That's clearly a man. Also, elbows way too pointy.

>>519332942
He's calling you a cuck who settled for used goods.

>>519320206
Must suck to be a huge fag though

>>519333090
I don’t get it.

>>519333164
Take a sit.

I once went to the hospital for back pain. Turns out i was just constipated.

>>519320206

You have my condolences. Hope you're able to retire early.

>>519320105
FPBP
If emptying bedpans don't pay the bills, they can do Onlyfans.

>>519334295
Did they give you an epidural?

>>519324721

Holy shit this makes so much sense. Love evolutionary psychology shit like this

>>519334974
>OnlyPans

>>519335050
No i just denied it while the nurse laughed at me.

>>519320232
They're just following orders.
The floor nurses do as told.
The prescribed treatment for certain conditions must be administered, it's protocol.
You disobeying protocol is fine for you. It gets the nurse in trouble with the doctor, and the doctor in trouble with hospital administration.

>>519319564 (OP)
Nurses are always trouble. They frequently become alcoholics.

>>519335434
lol the patient not following the treatment plan does not “get the nurse in trouble with the doctor”. We all just laugh at you when the door is closed and call you a retard.

>>519320206
Michael?????

>>519335542
Maybe in the private sector.
Hospitals have contracts with the insurers to take medicine and distribute it to the patients. If they're caught just dumping the medicine, that can be a breach of contract and fuck the whole facility.

>>519320784
This is 100% accurate I have something similar to afib but it comes and goes. I have a lot of nurses I work with and they keep telling me I need to do x y and z like you stupid cunts as if I haven't tried every single thing under the sun. Do nurses just think I sit in a dark room all day and goon? The audacity of some of these bitches telling me it's in my head or it sounds like anxiety when my cardiologist told me I had a viral injury that will take years to heal if ever. And nerve damage from viruses sometimes don't get better. The worst part isn't even my heart condition it's the stupid fucking nurses I have to deal with that think they know best for me. I am so fucking tired of it bros

>>519322435
i can't wait to get rid of the pajeets so i can be called chang or chink or gook again
Maybe one day, we will get respect back and just be called leaf

>>519321960
Saved.

>>519328928

Another wildly retarded take from a leaf. Every time...

>>519335844
You sound like a fat fuck and a shitty patient

>>519335844
Nurses in my area's hospital are all fat, ugly, tattoed, grimy roasties with really unhealthy looks and with an attitude where talking with them for 1 minute makes me feel like a shrink walking on eggshells with a psycho patient: They sound constantly butthurt and rush all the time as if my insurance didn't just pay $500 for 5 minutes of the cunt's time.

>>519319564 (OP)
What's the difference between a Cadillac and a Nurse? Not every man has been inside a Cadillac.

>>519319564 (OP)
her patient is 100% getting laid, hoes like that are so desperate for attention and showing off their under clothing that he can be an absolute retard and she'll still give it to him

>>519320206

>wash old men in the shower
>wipe ass of rotten chemo filled people
>work with women
>12 hour shifts
>dancing like a faggot during covid
>forced to take medication to work
>having to tell people youre a male nurse


sounds like shit. hurr i work with hot sluts. yeah right im sure its worth it

>>519336954
Hush, you guys got put in Covid cuck camps by your authoritarian govt. I’m over here doing whatever I want making six figures working 3 days a week. We are not the same. Lower your tone next time you speak to me.

>>519326559
How the fuck do people get herpes? Do you fuck the nastiest looking fuglies possible?
t. 50 notch brad

>>519335448
nurses and teachers are a fucking disaster. every teacher ive been involved with has been a horrible cunt.

nurse hate threads are back? these were a curiosity of the covid era

>>519326057
I was speaking from firsthand experience. Finance careers like that are significantly harder. The marathon is unlike any other career. It is literally the only career that demands non-stop work and stress forever.

>>519325915
Bitter? Or just faggots? These guys aren’t resentful. They aren’t bitter. They are just shallow losers.

>>519336264
I am fit despite my condition. You sound d exactly like I expect a moron in medial to sound like. You think you know shit abd espoused nonsense to m. You're retarded

>>519320105
My wife is a nurse :(

>>519337120
i doubt this unless youre doing overtime or strictly doing 12 hr shift x3 per week. have a good oogle at those skin tags next time youre dressing those obese people

>>519319564 (OP)
That bra doesn't fit her. Try again later.

>>519336264

You're fucking retarded. I am fit. And I hate medfags like you. Even when you're wrong, your narcissistic tendencies make you think you're right. Go to hell cunt

>>519321785
is this Canada's new national anthem?

>>519335623
Yeah, that's Mike. I can tell by how he types.

>>519337747
You gonna cry about it, faggot?

>>519320206
>>519337120
ahaha male nurse cuck kek lmaooo u must be a faggot who enjoys eating faeces lmaooo

>>519319564 (OP)
Lingerie is not attractive especially on stupid flat bitches.

>>519322000
Does anyone in your shit hole nigger cities not do coke?
Why the fuck would I want to be friends or colleagues with people like this, or associate with women who do hard drugs for casual fun?

>>519322013
Yeah it’s called money

>>519337815
Oh you ARE in medical. Yikes you are an embarrassment. Have a nice day Mr 26 replies. You are truly pathetic, even more so than me.

this is just a slut being a slut, nurses aren't like this lol life aint a porn movie kiddos

>>519338318
I will have a nice day, thanks.

>>519338388
Maybe not your dumb nigger monkey nurses over there, no.

>>519338053
I can't bring myself to disagree. Lingerie evokes a superficial sense of Sex. Sex is animal, to know it's been planned is... distractingly uncharacteristic. If I were to peel away a woman's cladding, I'd NEED to see sweet fruit. Lingerie swaps this heart and soul with the mind.

>>519320349
nurses take it to a whole new level though

>>519322790
>american healthcare

>>519320487

Whose idea was it to let all the above slags have rights and jobs anyway?

>>519320206
Yeah I'm an NP, so obviously started as an RN, love it. Just dont work medsurg or long term care and u golden

>>519338861
Money.
>norm is for households to run on 1 income
>seduce the housewives out of their houses
>now households have 2 incomes, and you have twice the workforce
but oy vey, there's one last step:
>adjust prices accordingly
>norm is for households to run on 2 incomes

>>519319564 (OP)
supply and demand
you want someone to wipe your ass? you're going to pay

>>519320206
Former combat medic?
>>519321020
>Scruffy needs to get back to work

>>519338845
Now you pay the hospital extra money and they fuck the doctors

>>519319564 (OP)
Nurses are okay, they should be paid more.

>>519319564 (OP)
all people who work in healthcare are psychopaths. they are around dying, sick, injured, and insane people all day.

for the ones who might have been a bit sweet before going in, they quickly acclimatize to it as a mental coping mechanism. you cannot bond with someone (even male friendship) who works in a hospital/trauma center/EMS.

seeing death and the worst of humanity on a daily basis does insane things to the brain. you're honestly better off going for people in the military, because 99.999% of the military does not experience combat, let alone hand-to-hand combat, which is essentially what doctors and nurses experience every fucking day at work.

you've been warned.

that having been said, nurses and female doctors are up for the kinkiest shit because they will do anything to try to "feel" again, even though they are emotionally numb and broken. they make good one night stands and FWBs, but don't piss them off because they know how to harm you and can easily get poisons from their work. NEVER let one know where you live. always fuck them in your fake apartment or at their place. use a fake name, fake cell phone, fake profiles with fake friends/contacts. that's how I do it. so if something goes wrong, you can just ghost out. and make sure that they are at a minimum 2 hour driving distance from you, so you won't casually run into them at any stores after disappearing.

>>519337672
i'm so sorry bro

kiss nurses feet

zoom in and imagine being able to taste her feet after a long day of work

>>519322177
Their job has nothing to do with those things.

>>519339466
nurse detected
>>519319564 (OP)
agreed

>>519320206
>128k
nigger you are lieing. you make one third of that, at best. tf outta here

>>519320232
they wanted to knock you unconscious so they could inject you with the kikespike

>>519340105
My cousin made over $100/hour as a nurse but she was in a specialized office in the middle of nowhere.
Some cardiac shit or something.

>>519338256
good coke is really nice though

>>519319564 (OP)
>>519320105
>>519320206
>>519320232
>>519320272
Niggers

>>519340105
There are nurse anesthetists who do essentially the same job as anesthesiologists and make like 250-350.

>>519321615
Doctors being midwits lmao they’re making double your pay min if not waaaaay more and they’re your FUCKING BOSS, real reason nurses hate doctors is because your trapped in your midwite position while these young residents come out of school and regardless how many decades you've been slaving in the hospital, you gotta clean up whatever shit they tell you to. CLEAN IT UP NURSE
>but I’ve been working here for 20 years
should have gone to medical school and passed the boards midwit now answer to some resident 10 years younger than you like your job depends on it
Also the doctors are 100% fucking the nurses, your wife included at some points, as cum rags while actually marrying stay at home models who can produce them children free of stress and work as proper providers. Fuck wifing a nurse, terrible idea and good luck on starting an actual family and having kids. Should have studied more

>>519339821
>I love helping and cucking people
>>519339857
>doesn't scrub her callouses
I'm not even a footfag and this is gross.

>>519340105
>nigger you are lieing
ESL go the fuck back

>>519339857
How much per gram of shavings?

>>519341670
I can't speak for every nurse, but I do know a few and they are all complaining about low pay.

>>519329441
I remember getting diagnosed with gluteal tendinopathy instead of my very obvious bulging disk. My lumbar curvature was visibily flattening too all she had to do was listen and look. All because she didn't note down a couple symptoms. I reiterated, handed her a list even but the arrogant cunt wouldn't hear it. So I went and found another doctor (made sure it was a man this time) to give me a referral for an MRI the same day. He even gave me multiple NSAIDS to try at the same time, with the understanding I'd only try one kind in a day. He listened, he assumed I wasn't retarded, I got quality medical care.

>>519342144
That's all modern medicine. It's focused on milking insurance companies than providing care. 100% of modern doctors need their licenses revoked and they need to re-earn it with performance based metrics. Not financial ones.

I have doctors appointment soon. What are the chances of getting a adderall script if i say i think i have adhd?