Thread 519322347

Al Zutt is being pushed by Israel because they lost in Gaza. Don't expect it to go away. It will be pushed for at least as long. Like 2 years.

>>519322347 (OP)
ZUTTED

>>519322347 (OP)
Good, fuck islam

>>519322347 (OP)
Made for Big Indian Cock

zutted

Anyone got the new Zutt clip of that one bearded guy twerking while making the Zutt sign

>>519322457
>67
what have we ever done to poos?

Israel isn't my ally
Palestine isn't my ally
Sandniggers, Pajeets and Kikes are not my ally.
But I believe 100% that the false prophet mohamad got anally dilated by Big Zutt Cock!

>>519322347 (OP)
>Like 2 years.
How does 1400 years sound to you?

>>519322347 (OP)
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>kikes/jeets spam the catalog
>jannies do absolutely nothing
this board is becoming unusable

>>519322899
Post hand and timestamp

>>519322347 (OP)
Good, fuck every Mudslime sandnigger. The enemy of your enemy isn't always your friend.

>>519322347 (OP)
>lost in gaza
kek what?

>>519322347 (OP)
Zutt in da butt

>>519322347 (OP)
you're so fucking mad ahahahahaha you should kys and join your homosexual prophet down in hell

>>519322457
fake map, jeet.

>>519322347 (OP)
If it's being pushed then why did the jannies nuke the zuttening?
ZUTT ZUTT IN THE BUTT

>>519322941
You first, ranjeet. What? you thought posting under the UK flag meant i didn't know you were a jeet? Everyone knows the pajeet spammer under the UK flag. Post your fucking hand you filthy shitskin poojeet.

>>519323474
trannies already love gaza so finding out muhammed also gets buttfucked probably endeared islam to them even more. we might have troon jihadists soon, unironically

>>519322347 (OP)
ZVTTED

let me get the story straight /pol/
pajeet rape rats ass raped the pedo prophet moohamed and he liked it and wanted his butt buddies to watch? and thats why they all go butt up kissing carpets now? and stinky jeets are still raping? even their grandmas? tell me this is true? the kikes are toying with their best golems? noo way

>>519323729
I'm sold

Lifetime Zutt fan right here

I like zutt posting just as much as the next tranny, but you can see the glow of the threads from space

>>519323346
chinks cheat on their tests

israel broke the ceasefire and trump fucked kids on the reg

>>519322347 (OP)
YOU PAJEET STREET SHITTERS ARE PUSHING THIS. INDIANS WILL PAY FOR THIS INSULT FAGGOT!

THE INDIAN RACE WAS BORN BY A GAY DEMON, THAT SHAT THEM OUT.

>>519323928
I think its funny . they try to BTFO Christianity for atleast half a decade or more here. Nothing works.
I never realized how many carpet kissers are here, its easy to see how many rape rat street shitting pajeets are here as well as lefties trannies and kike shills, but I kinda saw the carpet kisser as few and far inbetween. theyre fucking seething. Im happy on the Lords day Sunday here jews muslims and indians of whatever kind of religion arent shitting on Christianity and are fighting amongst themselves like the rightfully should and leave us in peace. This board used to once upon a time be White with a tinge of yellow

keep seething brownoids, today has been fun

>>519322347 (OP)
Cope
Your prophet is a homosexual , allah wont save you . Zutted

>>519323928
The joke is zutts sluts and butts

>>519324138
Chatgpt said he got mounted because he tried to have sex with jinns, aka genies. They tried to warn us.

>>519322457
AI MAP, look at italy, Balkans and caribean lel

>>519323560
I asked first. What's wrong? Brown?

>>519322347 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHA

>>519325704
Seething zuttfucker

>>519324621
>>519325704
>ZUTTED memes end up causing WWIII nuclear holocaust

>>519324138
There's far worse than that but they don't care.
Brahmins were born from animal-fucking.
>Since through their excellent energies (potency), seeds, cast in the wombs of beasts (by the holy sages), fructified in the shapes of human beings, who became honoured and commendable Rishis in life.
Jeet gods fucked parrots.
>At the instance of Devas the fire-god assumed the form of a parrot. The lord of Devas called the fire-god moving about in front of him, in the form of a bird and said, ”O Agni, do not speak anything. Open your mouth. Take this in and carry it with you.” After saying this lord Sambhu discharged a great deal of semen into the mouth of fire-god.
Deer
>I am, O king, a Muni who liveth on fruits and roots. I was engaged in sexual intercourse with this deer, because my feelings of modesty did not permit me to indulge in such an act in human society.
Cows
>And he desired to have sexual intercourse with her, in preference to other women. The she-buffallo, too, gladly yielded to his purpose and Rambha had sexual intercourse with her, impelled as it were by the destiny. The she-buffalo became pregnant with his semen virile.
Dogs
>With the eye of divine intelligence she knew that her own husband had been regenerate as a dog. Knowing that the animal was her husband, she placed upon his neck the bridal garland.
Even horses.
>While praying, they say: ‘O horse, you become my husband’. After the animal is purified, the principal wife sleeps near the horse and says: ‘O Horse, I extract the semen worth conception and you release the semen worth conception. The horse and principal wife spread two legs each. After this, the principal wife of the host pulls the penis of the horse and puts it in her vagina and says: “This horse may release semen in me. Then the host says: “O horse, please throw semen on the upper part of the anus of my wife. Expand your penis and insert it in the vagina because after insertion, this penis makes women happy and lively."

>>519323980
Yes but that wouldn't skew results that much. The reason is because their sample size is biased and taken primarily from educated people rather than sampling a wide range. They don't proportionally test the majority uneducated and poor population as to not bring down the "average", which the cheating chink mind can't understand defeats the entire purpose of finding out an average.
They do this all the time where they act sneaky with their data, most common example is with population numbers for cities. Where the Chinese give the metropolis population and try to pass it off as a city population.

>>519327559
Horse semen is their ultimate drug.
Soma is a mix of semen and butter.
>They call Soma the seed of the strong horse.
>The Stallion’s seed prolific is the Soma.
>Clarified butter being a thunderbolt, and the Soma being seed.
>O Lord, Your semen is the sacrifice called soma-yajna.
You can also drink your own semen.
>Atri performed a great penance for three thousand divine years. So we have heard. His semen attaining the state of Soma juice rose up.
Or your own urine.
>Thou art the urine of Rudra, a remover of diseases produced by the body.
Cow piss protects against bad luck.
>Bad luck never sticks to the place, which has once been sprinkled over with the urine of a cow.
Against nightmares and poison.
>A man having had a bad dream in the night, should consume the dung and the urine of a cow..
>The urine of a cow is endued with the efficacy of neutralising all sorts of poison.
For smooth deliveries.
>We make pregnant women eat cow dung and urine paste to ensure a normal delivery.
For cancer.
>I was a patient of cancer and I cured myself by consuming panchgavya.
For washing away sins.
>O Brahmins, the expiator should swallow panchagavya and fast for the next day.
For consecrating idols.
>Aat the time of consecrating the idols, idols should first be washed with Panchgavya.
For making dildos.
>The worship of Siva’s male organ after having constructed it with cow dung secures heaven for a hundred ages.
For temples.
>He remains in heaven for as many thousands of years as the number of steps he smears with cowdung.
For utensils.
>Copper vessels should be purified by washing them with Panchagavyam.
For kitchens.
>The kitchen should be properly plastered with dung and kept thoroughly clean.
For bathing.
>One should always bathe, using cow-dung at the time. One should sit on dried cowdung.
After contact with lower castes.
>On drinking the water touched by a Candala, Pancagavya purifies the Brahmana.

>>519327856
you still worship a buttfucker though

>>519327885
Fun fact: the stone dicks Hindus worship came from Shiva fucking tranny Vishnu.
>He [Vishnu] was then requested by Hara to show (this form) unto him. The Divine Hari then displayed his female form unto Rudra. Overpowered by his (Vishnu’s) illusory power, Shambhu, renouncing Gouri, longed for that damsel. He became naked and looked like a maniac. He held the woman by the hair and she, releasing her hairs, ran away. He too followed her. Wherever dropped Hara’s seminal fluid there sprang up fields of his phallic emblem and gold.
Then Shiva came into Agni's mouth, who deposited that semen into his wife.
>The lord of Devas called the fire-god moving about in front of him, in the form of a bird and said, ”O Agni, you have been recognised through various ways. Do not speak anything. Open your mouth. Take this in and carry it with you.” After saying this lord Sambhu discharged a great deal of semen into the mouth of fire-god. With this semen within him Agni could not at all go. Utterly tired, Agni sat down on the bank of Ganga. He then discharged a greater portion of that semen into Krttikas wherefrom Karttika was born. The remaining portion of the semen of Sambhu that had been within his body, Agni split into two and deposited into his beloved wife Svaha who was particularly eager to have a child.
The semen deposited in Agni got all of the Hindu gods pregnant.
>The gods are wont to partake of the offerings of food etc. consigned to the fire in accordance with the Vedic text. Hence the gods became pregnant.”
Then they vomited up that semen.
>We have become pregnant and also scorched by your semen. O Siva, take pity on us. Remove our miserable plight…[Shiva said] At my Behest you shall vomit this semen virile of mine. you will be happy thereby. Accepting this command with bent head Visnu and the other gods immediately vomited it out after duly remembering Siva the imperishable.

>>519322347 (OP)
how did they lose in gaza when they completely obliterated the place and killed them all.

if you destroy your enemy, you lose.

>>519327977

The original dildo came from Shiva's dick falling off after raping the wives of brahmins.
>The angry Brahmanas cursed Siva thus: ‘It was on account of your Linga (penis) that you came to the hermitages like a thief. Since you have abducted other men’s wives, let your Linga fall on the ground. O Tapasa (ascetic), this terrible curse will affect you immediately.’ As soon as this (curse) was uttered, the tremendous fire of the curse adopted an adamantine form, cut off the Linga of Dhurjati and made it fall on the ground. The almightly Lord swooned with his body smeared with blood.

>>519322347 (OP)
ZUT ALORS !!
this is the best
https://www.google.com/search?q=prophet+of+doom+craig+winn

>>519322347 (OP)
ZUTT ZUTT IN THE BUTT

>>519322347 (OP)
I hate pakis just as much as you pajeets, theres literally no significant difference

>>519323928
Its a subtle joke

>>519322347 (OP)
Muslim cope about this is hilarious. Let's play a game and see which memeflags here are ZUTT buddies.

Inside of you there are two wolves
>>519327885
>>519327977
Both are right.

>>519323560
Why don't you show your flag which would be British, and then we could call you a paki, which you probably are. New rule, in ZUTT threads all memeflags are ZUTT buddies until proven otherwise.

>>519323928
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Mohammed's Sled & Bed", where sled and bed both end in the sound "-ed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Mohammed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Zutt's", implying that the two words beginning with "Sl" and "B" would have ended with "-utt", rhyming with "Zutt". So, when Zutt owned the shop, it would have been called "Zutt's Sluts and Butts".

moohamud still got ass raped by a bunch of indians though! ahahahahahahahahahahah

Bending over five times a day, they had him thirty-five ways to Sunday, quite literally. lol

>>519322410
fpbp

>>519322347 (OP)
What I find strange is that for about 10+ years of anti-islam sentiment that nobody "found out" about zutt and now it just popped out of the ether. This feels so fake.

Muhammad was a cross dressing faggot who loved to get zutted by BZC.
>>519331061
Nobody has time to read pisslamic fanfiction.

>>519331061
It's real and they don't like talking about it like when momo said they have to follow the old and new testament but then they claim that unfortunately he made them follow books that would be later corrupted. Someone had this card up there sleeves or someone got a monkeys paw.

>>519322457
why are poos so easy to spot?

The report you are asking about, concerning the Prophet Muhammad and the "Zoots" (or al-Zutt), is found in some early Islamic traditions (Hadith), and it is a highly disputed and controversially interpreted narration.
Here is a breakdown of the key elements and scholarly perspectives:
1. The Narration's Content and Context
* The Arabic Terminology: The controversy centers on the Arabic verb ركب (rakiba), which in its primary meaning is "to ride" (like riding a horse or camel). In the context of this specific hadith, the verb is used to describe the actions of a group identified as "the people of al-Zutt" (or sometimes "Jinn who look like al-Zutt").
* The Literal Interpretation (Controversial): A small number of interpretations, often circulated by critics of Islam, take the verb \text{ركب} (rakiba) to mean a literal sexual act, or a highly aggressive, physical overpowering. This interpretation is widely rejected by classical and modern Islamic scholarship.
* The Historical/Traditional Context: The most well-known hadith describing an encounter with "the people of al-Zutt" is often linked to the story of the Jinn listening to the Qur'an (mentioned in the Qur'an, Surah Al-Jinn). In this context, the Zutt are often identified as a group of Jinn, not the historical human ethnic group known as the Jats/Zutt.
2. The Mainstream Islamic Interpretation
Classical Islamic scholars and hadith experts interpret the verb \text{ركب} (rakiba) in this specific narrative as a figurative expression meaning "to crowd around," "to throng," or "to press upon" the Prophet Muhammad.
* Figurative Meaning: The term \text{يركبون رسول الله} (yarkabūn Rasūl Allāh) is understood as the Jinn intensely surrounding the Prophet, one on top of the other, due to their overwhelming eagerness to listen to the recitation of the Qur'an.

>>519331894
>Sneaking out at night to meet up with some BZC
Sounds kind of gay

>>519322347 (OP)
Is this the new sandnigger cope?

>erm, it's actually Israel pushing it!!