Not having used an old flip phone left you unable to master CELSPEAK, a Brazilian channer skill for hiding messages through "old phone cryptography."
Celspeak is a form of chanspeak created by some Brazilian channers to disguise their messages. It’s based on the keypad of old-school phones:
>2 = A, B, C
>3 = D, E, F
>4 = G, H, I
>5 = J, K, L
>6 = M, N, O
>7 = P, Q, R, S
>8 = T, U, V
>9 = W, X, Y, Z
Examples:
>No = 66.6
>God = 4.666.3
>No, God! = 66.6 4.666.3!
Get (4.33.8) lost (5.666.777.8) in (444.66) hell (44.33.555.555) = Get lost in hell!
Celspeak has been used to hide links, warn buddies, or encrypt messages.
NOT HAVING AN OLD PHONE MADE YOU WEAKER!
Anonymous
(ID: 4w4a88gl)
10/20/2025, 3:17:47 AM
No.519328901
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>>519328325 (OP)
I still have my mother's old flip phone samsung lafleur but I don't use it. I kept it for memories sake
Anonymous
(ID: L2mg5P14)
10/20/2025, 3:19:16 AM
No.519328974
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finally! my days of deciphering GTA IV cheat codes will come in handy! … what? fuck off i had spotty internet back in 2008-2010
Anonymous
(ID: sFn//fbz)
10/20/2025, 3:22:25 AM
No.519329143
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>>519331353
>>519328325 (OP)
Fucking retard.
NO = 66.666
It's 3 times for an O you dumb mother fucking nigger monkey.
Anonymous
(ID: ca9DSRFS)
10/20/2025, 3:28:39 AM
No.519329493
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>>519328325 (OP)
monke enigma machine from Nokia
Anonymous
(ID: FP98ahyp)
10/20/2025, 3:31:39 AM
No.519329626
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I used to have these nightmares where I was trying to find my old nokia because it had a number on it that would somehow solve my problems and make them all go away
I would wake up and realize how retarded this is but I always felt like shit in the morning after these dreams
How was one individual going to solve anything lol
Anonymous
(ID: BCLVBJ/4)
10/20/2025, 3:34:56 AM
No.519329809
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>>519328325 (OP)
Preschooler alphabet code. Drug lords are smarter than that.
Anonymous
(ID: wQRlalZn)
10/20/2025, 3:36:15 AM
No.519329872
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>>519328325 (OP)
I don't really care about that cryptography shit but I miss old nokias.
For me, it was the 8210, 2nd phone I ever owned. The best thing about it was it's size, why do they have to make modern smart phones so fucking big.
Anonymous
(ID: GiZ2jNhA)
10/20/2025, 3:42:46 AM
No.519330244
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>>519331438
T9 texting was based. Could text and drive so easily
Anonymous
(ID: mc4+5Ybi)
10/20/2025, 3:51:44 AM
No.519330719
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>celspeak
it was T9 you fucking nigger
99966688 58877778 55566677778 84433 42633
Anonymous
(ID: PjHGbenj)
10/20/2025, 3:53:56 AM
No.519330858
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>>519331224
>>519328325 (OP)
Wtf is this retarded shit? If you posted it right here and it's got its own fucking name and everything then how could the feds not easily decrypt the messages???
Anonymous
(ID: 8FvC7g5j)
10/20/2025, 4:00:10 AM
No.519331224
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>>519330858
Y0U D0N7 637 17 175 11K3 5P34K 1N 1337C0D3 N080DY C4N Cr4CK 7H47 5H17 Y0
Anonymous
(ID: 94vvdjgv)
10/20/2025, 4:02:14 AM
No.519331353
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>>519329143
we're smarter in the north because the jungle heat cooks their brains.
Anonymous
(ID: JZ9b1Cw4)
10/20/2025, 4:03:08 AM
No.519331413
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>>519328325 (OP)
nigger your shitty huephones won't work on american 5g networks
Anonymous
(ID: 94vvdjgv)
10/20/2025, 4:03:34 AM
No.519331438
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>>519330244
only niggers and women think that writing shit down is based.
10/20/2025, 3:06:06 AM
No.519328325
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>>519328901
>>519329143
>>519329493
>>519329809
>>519329872
>>519330858
>>519331413
