Thread 519372854

What happened to Amazon?
Do you think it was a cyber attack?
Most importantly, when will I be receiving my collagen that is now delayed?

>>519372854 (OP)
Something happened to Amazon?

>>519372854 (OP)
AWS was pressured by US to ease chiner out, chiner mad, came up with pretext yesterday of "america hacking our state computers, irrefutable everdernce!"
china hits AWS, which only serves as an excuse and catalyst for easing china out. get wrecked.

>>519372854 (OP)
>What happened to Amazon?
jeets. caused by kikes.

false flag internet outage

>>519372854 (OP)
It was jeets.

>Most importantly, when will I be receiving my collagen that is now delayed?
just ask for a refund, if a ton of people do it, it will be easier for them just to hand them out than fighting every case. you will still get it for free a few days later.

>>519372914
yeah it is still screwy.
>>519373010
wut
>>519373076
i thought they all died in a tractor trailer pileup

>>519372854 (OP)
> Fired white americans
> Hired jeets

>>519372854 (OP)
Amazon is completly non white now. Don't be surprised if they fuck up or steal your stuff.

>>519372854 (OP)
Red pill me on collagen.
I’m a 45yr old man.

>>519373269
>>519373307
As a former AWS employee, they in fact did that. My old coworkers said I need to come back cause there's no white people left.

>>519373249
don't be a nigger and advise others to act like a nigger

>>519373345
i just started like 3 weeks ago. i put it in my morning coffee. i drink black coffee so it has been nice have this faux creme on the top. seems to make it taste better too but not sure if placebo.

>>519373375
Same here but it's arabs and niggers.

>>519372854 (OP)
What annoys me the most about this is since it went down they have been saying "we identified the issue and will have a fix shortly" and nothing gets fixed. This is what jeets do they lie and say they are fixing things when they probably don't know what is wrong

>>519373266
bro. don't be a fucking moron.
https://www.newsweek.com/china-accuses-us-of-major-cyberattack-what-to-know-10905574

>>519372854 (OP)
Crypto exchanges are fucked as well
>can't even see the order book on my exchange
>but I CAN see my portfolio total as it plummets

>>519373453
>purchase product, company says it'll arrive monday
>it arrives friday
>do nothing
you are a magnificent goy

>>519372854 (OP)
How many Russians do we need to kill per day before they can’t do this shit anymore?

>>519373752
>he thinks the obvious china cyberattack that was coming a mile off is russia
retard.

>>519373474
Fuck what it does to coffee how are your skin and joints?

How convenient. 3i atlas is coming.

>>519372854 (OP)

Most likely a cyber attack.

technical tests

are you fuckers all just bots? ffs

>>519374305
Shut up nigger accept your new alien overlords faggot

>>519372854 (OP)

my geo location is still wrong, imma go merder someone hehehe

>>519372854 (OP)
>collagen
Good for you!
The normies aren't smart enough to take collagen peptides.
There is a new peptide for sale in capsule form, an it 100% works GREAT for me.

>>519373816
What’s the difference? When they run out of Russians, they’ll start sending Chinese.

>>519372854 (OP)
All I wanted was to play Battlefield 6 on my one day off a week.

Why is not back?
What's going on

>>519373938
>I just started like 3 weeks ago
nigger I don't know. I'm not paying close enough attention to notice some kind of micro improvement, if there is any.
perhaps there will be benefits over a longer timeline?
I take a desperate approach to these matters. If there is even a tiny bit of real improvement, let us say even 1% of a gain, then I believe it is justified. If it isn't causing negative effects, hell, I might even buy it and consume it just for the chance of some kind of benefit.

I don't know but me needs me China slop

>>519372854 (OP)
SAAAAAAR DO I PUSH THIS TO MAIN?! SAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

>>519372854 (OP)
it's indians
this is what happens to an industry when it reaches peak indian saturation

>>519373938
skin is normal but i've been putting it in my cinnamon toast crunch milk and somehow God's greatest gift to mankind has become even greater.

>>519373659
What do they produce?

>>519374613
Report back to me and let me know.thank you.

they fucked up my order a couple of days ago. totally different package sent with my address on it

>Windows 10 support ends
>Problems occur
Not saying that they're related but I have a hunch that it is

>>519372854 (OP)
jeets
it's always jeets
>>519372169

>>519372854 (OP)
"AI" AKA jeetslop copypasta code was likely the culprit.

WEF testing grounds, you niggers new at this?

>>519374837
this question is a non-sequitur and therefore irrelevant. you thick skulled motherfuckers ITT.

>>519372854 (OP)
>What happened to Amazon?
Jeet pushed the wrong version. Oopsie poopsie.

It's working again
Right?

>>519372854 (OP)
it was just a DNS misconfiguration/mistake, probably caused by some half-wit who shouldnt have the amount of admin privileges he has

>>519372854 (OP)
All of this type of shit right now should be viewed as an extension of the asymmetrical warfare occurring, until it’s conclusively shown to be otherwise.

Hello?
Is there any human in here?

>>519375147
nope,
90 services down rn
https://health.aws.amazon.com/health/status?ts=20251020
That's up from 85 a few minutes ago

>>519375578
lol, the bots don't like my thread because of the smelly jeet image on it
>>519372169

Damn, what an ugly mutt

Powdered collagen is a scam, eat bone broths and soups and meat with connective tissue.

>>519372854 (OP)
>Do you think it was a cyber attack?
Yes if Indian programmers count as an attack.

"Something" on the infrastructure in North Virginia (us-east-1) is facing network issues. They said that "something" that monitors network health wasn't working for months but they only noticed it this morning.

>>519375755
that is definitely a concern. but it is so convenient. which also makes me think it isn't effective. but maybe it is. I will continue until I know for sure.

>>519372854 (OP)
no collagen for u lol
no hiding u wrinkly fuck

>>519372854 (OP)
First Google Gemini goes jewish and stops doing my homework for me. Then AWS shuts down literally every one of my online assignments that are due today. I am going to fail my classes now.

I actually hate computers.

>>519372854 (OP)
redpill me on Collagen, week ago i seen one collagen AD on infowars and they said it is this what gave AJ so much power and whole AD was just Alex Jones screaming like retard

>>519374697
I should remake this but with stinkjeets in mind. The red circle in the middle should be colored as pantone 448.

>>519376072
Sue amazon.
I do too, the fact there's no backup or redundancy is dumb and gay. These faggots put all our eggs into one basket without our consent.

>>519375965
I tried supplementing with it for a year and I didn't feel/see anything. The moment I started making soups every week with a lot of bones and connective tissue/cartilage I immediately saw improvements in my skin/hair/nails. Also ground beef/pork has good amounts of collagen because of the ligaments and tendons they grind with the meat.

Apparently, Canvas (website for school) runs off AWS. Midterms was last week, so I doubt anybody cares. I wasn't going to do school work today, but now I have a reason not to

>>519376189
The powdered shit does almost nothing.
Do this>>519376581 instead

>>519376072
Fuck you, faggot. I hope you fail, cheating nigger

>>519375034
you didn't answer his question, faggot.

>>519376072
I wish AI was around when I was a kid
when I was growing up I had to actually guess what the teachers wanted me to write and actually do it
with a fucking pencil no less

>>519376581
shit. btw what is the deal with ground beef packaged in those vacuum sealed plastic type of packaging? like the more "premium" ground beef you get at the grocery store. i've had this shit in my fridge for a while now. the use by freeze date is still like 1 week out even though it has been sitting in my fridge for at least a week. does this shit actually last that long? need to cook it today but i'm scared.

>>519376722
it was a question posited by a retard, faggot. you want to sift through a faggot's requests, be my guest, shithuffer.

>>519376496
>e red circle in the middle should be colored as pantone 448
underrated

>>519372854 (OP)

slant-eyed commies are ramping up attacks on American infrastructure, in retaliation for/or in anticipation of something bigger.
Ever since the pandemic, American infrastructure has been under continuous attack by foreign operatives. Doing what hackers normally do, testing for weaknesses in the system, exploiting flaws in software, yadda yadda yadda.

Success breeds enemies, nobody should be surprised that Amazon, and America by extension, are under perpetual attack by lesser nations, seeking to take what they cannot earn through the work of their own hands.

>>519376827
Not sure bro, I buy mine either from a local mini market where they sell it salted (they re-stock every day so it's fresh) or either I go and buy actual cuts and tell em to grind it for me.

The salted stuff can stay in the fridge for 3-4-5 days. The other day I ate some that was in my fridge for 4 days but because of the salt it was preserved.

The one that is not salted I'd say 2-3 days max in the fridge before it starts turning grayish.

Smell it, if it smells ok it's fine to eat, if you are not sure and you smell some funkiness I'd rather not - depending on your stomach. One time I made some porkchops that smelled a bit off but nothing happened - I ate 4-5 of them.

>>519377210
>The salted stuff can stay in the fridge for 3-4-5 days. The other day I ate some that was in my fridge for 4 days but because of the salt it was preserved.
>The one that is not salted I'd say 2-3 days max in the fridge before it starts turning grayish.

But those were not vacuumed, so I presume vacuumed would be alright after a week, but again use your senses.

>>519375582
>Severity: degraded
>Picking up backups from hours ago
In other words someone fucked up big time and pushed a faulty code into the production, effectively stopping half a day of business transaction and services
LMAO

>Ctrl-f "DNS"
>1 hit, no one replies to it
>A bunch of schizoposts
jej

>>519374305
Just now realizing this. Look at the /ptg/ threads.

>>519372854 (OP)
100% chance it was a team of pajeet devs that fucked everything up during a deploy on Monday morning... look at the timing it all started around 1am ET, that's when all the pajeeta and pajeet devs are working.

>>519375582
"The root cause is an underlying internal subsystem responsible for monitoring the health of our network load balancers"
Not even a cyber attack? Just a single shitty service is responsible for bringing down the internet? Wow the future is bright.

>>519372854 (OP)
crypto fags that don't understand how the internet works were quick to find out that none of this shit is real if the backbone providers aren't working

>>519377594
could this be some kind of "low tech" cyber attack campaign then? they've been giving more jobs to the browns and it will slowly just cripple the entire system?

>>519377697
Brown people are retarded. Rich retards want more money so they hire cheap brown people to do the needful. You don't need a campaign or conspiracy to explain greed.

>>519374654
The worst part about that is they arent replacing the top guys like IT and engineers. They downsize their department and make people do 3 or 4 times their usual work. The h1bs they are hiring are driving trucks, working as pickers and loaders and replacing all the part time shift bullshit they pull to avoid paying for breaks or insurance.

>>519377852
>You don't need a campaign or conspiracy to explain greed
Ackshually it's not juy greed but a group pathological faggots who actually believe they do good or make money by hiring subhumans

>>519377852
actually Indians are pretty good at gaming systems and nepotism
the problem is they aren't good at anything else

>>519378257
>They are good at
Being unhygienic incompetent shitskins who constantly destroy themselves and everyone around them

>>519372854 (OP)
I think Andy Jassy sucks too much Hindu dick to be Jewish.

>Outage happens at the same time as working hours in India
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>collagen
hmm. so they are pushing this on all of us then. i wonder why

>>519373345
If you want to get it properly you need it with milk or colostrum and and a calcium source, they work with it as a fixative for the collagen. can also add a bit of glycine, its a base building block of the body machinery

>>519379603
saar do not redeem the noticing saar

>>519372854 (OP)
The hill autists told me about it a few weeks ago so It prob. a military operation.

>>519380617
Also some guy suggested to chew gum for teeth, it makes sense because it circulates blood, but you still need the nutrients.

>>519372854 (OP)
saar jeet code

>>519372854 (OP)
It's the AI takeover. AWS is compiled on AWS and once a compiler is compromised only a wipe and reboot from hard copy can be trusted.

>>519375582
104 now.

>>519377462
Go home or kiss a train, Ranjeet Sukalot.

>>519372854 (OP)

What happened was Indian Hindu rape rat pedophiles destroying civilization as they always do. We put our entire IT and tech infrastructure in the hands of 45 IQ inbred pedophiles and expect anything different to happen? It's ALWAYS Indian Hindu rape rats destroying civilization wherever you look. Remember when Crowdstrike paralyzed the internet, and it turned out it was an outsourced Indian Hindu rape rat who renamed a critical file? Hindu shitskin rape rats need to be kill on sight for the sakes of saving human civilization.

>>519373752
I don't think its about a number, its about being capable to render inoperant specific targets and preferably being stealthy about it.

My ring isn’t running properly because Hindu rape rats took the day off to worship demons