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Anonymous (ID: OhbclppR) Canada No.519384057 [Report] >>519384306 >>519384358 >>519384749 >>519384888 >>519384955 >>519385244 >>519385499 >>519389645 >>519390622 >>519391296 >>519391415 >>519392653 >>519393297 >>519394589 >>519400076 >>519400348 >>519401065 >>519408499 >>519410680
I know I shouldn't ask this... but,
What did the men of al-Zutt do?
Anonymous (ID: gyguZa43) United States No.519384154 [Report] >>519384249 >>519384308 >>519395836 >>519399927
ZUTT ZUTT
Anonymous (ID: 9PDaz6oC) Canada No.519384209 [Report]
The needful to his anus.
Anonymous (ID: O1ulNAQK) United States No.519384249 [Report]
>>519384154
probably need a goku/piccolo edit for this instead
Anonymous (ID: P44+NVyD) Ireland No.519384306 [Report] >>519384803 >>519405116
>>519384057 (OP)
Apparently had a gay orgy with Muhammad or something.
I'm not sure if that's genuine or not though.
You'd think a detail like that, in a 2,000 year old book would have been known for longer than the last week...
Anonymous (ID: Imke35Dn) United States No.519384308 [Report]
>>519384154
OH NONONONONONONONONO
Anonymous (ID: kLlJu2LJ) United Kingdom No.519384358 [Report]
>>519384057 (OP)
He got zutted
Anonymous (ID: Q3pBf/Qq) United States No.519384509 [Report]
never ask a jew if they support America or Israel more.

won’t get an answer. just a lecture about how cruel the question is.
Anonymous (ID: IfYSOPSc) United States No.519384749 [Report] >>519397637 >>519404152
>>519384057 (OP)
The hadith is talking about the incident described in Surah al-Jinn, specifically in Verse 18-19.
>And know that all worship is due to God alone: hence, do not invoke anyone side by side with God! Yet thus it is that whenever a servant of God stands up in prayer to Him, they [who are bent on denying the truth] would gladly overwhelm him with their crowds.

You can listen to it here.
https://youtu.be/n8B0yfGVGOg

Let's read a commentary.
>When the servant of Allah stood up invoking Him in prayer they just made round him a dense crowd as if sticking one over the other. Humans and Jinns both crowded together over this matter in order to extinguish it.

Who were these people?
>From 46:30, it transpires that the jinn in question were followers of the Mosaic faith, inasmuch as they refer to the Qur'an as "a revelation bestowed from on high after [that of] Moses", thus pointedly omitting any mention of the intervening prophet, Jesus, and equally pointedly (in verse 3 of the present surah) stressing their rejection of the Christian concept of the Trinity. All this leads one to the assumption that they may have been Jews from from Syria or Mesopotamia. Tabari mentions in several places that the jinn referred to in this surah as well as in 46:29 ff. hailed from Nasibin, a town on the upper reaches of the Euphrates.

What is the message?
>I do not claim to have any share or role in the Godhead of Allah, nor that I possess any power in making or marring the people's destinies. I am only a Messenger and the mission that has been entrusted to me is no more than that I should convey the messages of Allah to you. As for the powers of Godhead, they wholly belong to Allah. Not to speak of benefiting or harming others, I do not have the power to cause good or harm even to myself. If I disobey Allah, I cannot seek and have refuge anywhere from His punishment, and I have no helper and protector beside Allah.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Anonymous (ID: fjrDLIpI) France No.519384803 [Report]
>>519384306
It's almost as if no one reads the quran
Anonymous (ID: 5ogMUOux) United States No.519384888 [Report]
>>519384057 (OP)
zutt is just the start of the feet of the statue being manifest: where:
>the sexually abominable inverted good and healthy western political left
and
>the shock troop of illiterate, sexually repressed mohommedian horde
unite as iron and clay for the antichrist empire.
[pic unrel]
Anonymous (ID: qE2/aKHb) United States No.519384955 [Report] >>519385076
>>519384057 (OP)
OKAY pol I give, give me a quick run down on ZUTT. I've read it enough times this morning
Anonymous (ID: 5ogMUOux) United States No.519385076 [Report]
>>519384955
what dafuq is pol?
Anonymous (ID: xPH2dGA2) Jordan No.519385244 [Report] >>519385519 >>519391743 >>519406362
>>519384057 (OP)
Well, most of them won't know what you're talking about.
But if someone asked me that, well first, I'd clarify that it literally states in the hadith that the men were actually Angels disguised as men of Al-Zutt, and then I'd also clarify that Yarkaboun means crowded.
So they basically just crowded him and asked him a lot of questions to test his knowledge and authenticity, sorta like how students crowd a teacher after an exam to ask him questions.
Voila
Anonymous (ID: qE2/aKHb) United States No.519385452 [Report]
Is this this week's j*wish psyop?
Anonymous (ID: SpY5QtPo) Poland No.519385499 [Report] >>519385574 >>519385869 >>519386871 >>519387607
>>519384057 (OP)
MMMMOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDSSSSS
-> zut general exist to contain your jeet shit
read rules, if general exist you can not make new thread
saged
Anonymous (ID: aYTPzOgi) United States No.519385519 [Report] >>519386714
>>519385244
Taqqiya. He got buck broken by zutts all night long
Anonymous (ID: 5ogMUOux) United States No.519385574 [Report]
>>519385499
enjoy your vacation, crybaby
Anonymous (ID: MpVl9rP4) United Kingdom No.519385869 [Report] >>519387127
>>519385499
What's your stance on the practice of zuttin within islam? Better or worse than the little boys?
Anonymous (ID: xPH2dGA2) Jordan No.519386714 [Report] >>519387127 >>519397637
>>519385519
>Taqqiya
First of all, that's a Shia thing, and they probably don't even believe in this hadith.
Second of all, from what I understand Taqiyya is only supposed to be used in life or death situations not willy nilly.
Third of all, I'm probably just talking to a brick wall here.
Anonymous (ID: kLlJu2LJ) No.519386871 [Report]
>>519385499
Rangeban poland already
Anonymous (ID: MpVl9rP4) United Kingdom No.519387127 [Report]
>>519386714
>>519385869
Anonymous (ID: kLlJu2LJ) United Kingdom No.519387607 [Report]
>>519385499
mods plzzz rangeban poland
Anonymous (ID: DzBBGawN) United States No.519389645 [Report]
>>519384057 (OP)
i don't know
Anonymous (ID: AgCn9n9G) United States No.519390622 [Report]
>>519384057 (OP)
ZUT ALORS !!!
this is the best
http://www.google.com/search?q=prophet+of+doom+craig+winn
Anonymous (ID: 5Qq/h8Ny) United States No.519391161 [Report]
totally organic non-forced meme
Anonymous (ID: wDBy3Zgx) United States No.519391296 [Report]
>>519384057 (OP)
They just mounted him and rode him all night. It wasn't sexual at all, they were just piggyback riding and grinding their naked bodies and hot zutt cocks on him. There was no penetration so it wasn't gay or anything, maybe some jizz came out but it's still halal.
Anonymous (ID: TixWgXJD) No.519391415 [Report] >>519391745
>>519384057 (OP)
From what I understood, they gangbanged his ass so hard he felt literally heavy the next day. Can you imagine the weight of their loads and the size of their cocks to make you feel like that. If makes me hard just thinking about it.
Anonymous (ID: tByFNliO) Montenegro No.519391743 [Report] >>519392439
>>519385244
Not even Muslim but this is a logical interpretation. They “mounted” him in the sense of crowding him and then he preached to them all night, and so he got tired.
Your IQ is literally below 80 if you think some Arab writing Mohammad fanfic 1000 years ago talked of how Mo got fucked by some niggers. That would literally be a suicidal thing to do.
Anonymous (ID: EStFBwcN) Poland No.519391745 [Report]
>>519391415
Interesting, thank you
Anonymous (ID: wDBy3Zgx) United States No.519392439 [Report] >>519392650
>>519391743
>Were naked
>Mohammad told Abdullah to stay put, where he couldn't see under threat of death - indicating shame and foreknowledge
>Arabic word "yarkaboun" - ride, mount, etc. is also used to mean sex
>Zutt associated with virility and sexuality in Arab and Muslim sources they "have a penis that never weakens"
>Later when asked if people have sex in heaven, Mohamad says "with a penis that never weakens".
Mohammad sought out a group of naked men and they mounted him with their naked bodies all night long leaving him in pain and tired, so he put his head in Abdullah's (another man's) lap and slept.
Anonymous (ID: tByFNliO) Montenegro No.519392650 [Report] >>519393265
>>519392439
Read the second part of the post.
Absolutely no one would’ve written something like that in Arab world of that time.
By the way this is so obviously Jewish shilling, can’t really blame them as it’s effective but try to not be a gullible retard.
Anonymous (ID: iRxgNbMm) Canada No.519392653 [Report] >>519406158
>>519384057 (OP)
Zutt Zutt
In
The
Butt
Zutt Zutt in the butt
Anonymous (ID: wDBy3Zgx) United States No.519393265 [Report]
>>519392650
Then why did other stories get recorded of him having nightly visits by that other dude but claiming it was "the angel Gabriel".

Mohamad was ZESTY bro and this Hadith is from one of their "most reliable" books and they have been writing this for 1400 years.
Anonymous (ID: +MI30apk) United States No.519393297 [Report]
>>519384057 (OP)
The men of Al-Zutt
busted a big nutt
inside the rut
of the dirty slut
Who's names
Muhammad's butt
Anonymous (ID: Kj7vdza4) United States No.519394278 [Report]
This sounds oddly similar to the sweltering sticky hot summer of '92, when Kevin Nash, aka Diesel of wrestling renown, was raped mercilessly by a pack of feral niggers in a dark alley...
Anonymous (ID: NlChBVNo) United Kingdom No.519394589 [Report]
>>519384057 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: OFFvKE7Z) United States No.519395836 [Report] >>519406158
>>519384154buttons?
>ZUTT ZUTT
in the butt?
Anonymous (ID: lJfys2AD) United States No.519395839 [Report]
Zutted.
Anonymous (ID: aP8CS32B) United States No.519397169 [Report] >>519406158
Zutt zutt in the butt
Anonymous (ID: KF+pYkY4) United Kingdom No.519397637 [Report] >>519398350
>>519384749
This isnt the hadith you lying paki twat

>>519386714
Mo was still a pedophile war lord though who sucked a kids tongue and kissed a kids penis
Anonymous (ID: Osu39/e9) United States No.519397700 [Report]
Pajeets bust upon him (pbuh)!
Anonymous (ID: 8jiHaTY8) United States No.519398188 [Report]
Zutttt
Anonymous (ID: cu4yUZgL) United States No.519398350 [Report] >>519398673
>>519397637
This is about the Night of the Jinn, which the hadith is talking about. Here's another verse from the Quran talking about the event.
>˹Remember, O Prophet,˺ when We sent a group of jinn your way to listen to the Quran. Then, upon hearing it, they said ˹to one another˺, “Listen quietly!” Then when it was over, they returned to their fellow jinn as warners.
Anonymous (ID: KF+pYkY4) United Kingdom No.519398673 [Report] >>519399188
>>519398350
No its not. Its a completely seperate event. Post the wctual.hadith not something you think it is
Anonymous (ID: cu4yUZgL) United States No.519399188 [Report] >>519399313
>>519398673
It's the same event. If you want a valid hadith talking about it, here you go.
https://sunnah.com/muslim:450a
Anonymous (ID: LSv0LBaU) Australia No.519399230 [Report]
Anonymous (ID: KF+pYkY4) United Kingdom No.519399313 [Report] >>519399900
>>519399188
Its not the same event. Mohammed had noone with him when he met the jinn and they are specifically called al-zutt not jinns
Anonymous (ID: cu4yUZgL) United States No.519399900 [Report] >>519400431 >>519400803
>>519399313
Which is one of the reasons why this hadith is seen as unreliable. It contradicts a stronger hadith about the same event.
Anonymous (ID: 50ZYv2YA) Sweden No.519399927 [Report]
>>519384154
Anal sex, they did anal.mohammad had zutt penis in hiss ass.
Anonymous (ID: j9js2Nyy) Argentina No.519400076 [Report]
>>519384057 (OP)
>What did the men of al-Zutt do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtTYxxmVpvA
Anonymous (ID: 8dA9IH3G) United States No.519400348 [Report]
>>519384057 (OP)
Zutt busts Muhammad's crust
Anonymous (ID: X0misIzI) United Kingdom No.519400431 [Report]
>>519399900
Hahahahahahaha
Anonymous (ID: KF+pYkY4) United Kingdom No.519400803 [Report]
>>519399900
Its not the same event
Anonymous (ID: 0o4Q7lWU) United States No.519401065 [Report]
>>519384057 (OP)
https://youtu.be/NwOslM8JN0I?t=239
Anonymous (ID: TCXma9iN) Mexico No.519404152 [Report] >>519404416
>>519384749
they are trying to contain this so bad, it's really quite funny
Anonymous (ID: cu4yUZgL) United States No.519404416 [Report]
>>519404152
I'm not trying to contain it at all. I want it to spread. If these threads stop, I'm thinking about making some threads myself so I can keep up the preaching. Islam has been inactive on /pol/ for a while. I want it to come back.
Anonymous (ID: RIz7eX+p) Norway No.519405116 [Report]
>>519384306
The Hadit collections aren't 2000 years old, anon. The Quran itself isn't 2000 years old. Even if you accept the theory that the Quran is an old Christian liturgical text with the vowels inserted in the wrong place, it wouldn't be 2000 years old.
Anonymous (ID: 7VeyNq36) Australia No.519406158 [Report]
>>519392653
>>519395836
>>519397169
Anonymous (ID: 9GKwjxye) Canada No.519406362 [Report]
>>519385244
Nah. The word they use for ride is used 15 times in the Koo-ran and each time it means ride like a horse lmao. It never means “crowd around” hhahaha.
Anonymous (ID: tlHroqH/) United States No.519406714 [Report]
Is the prophit mo-ham-mad a power bottom?
Anonymous (ID: MfxGxxV1) United States No.519408499 [Report]
>>519384057 (OP)
Do you really want to know what happened in the sweltering summer of 592?
Anonymous (ID: 4Yvlk96Q) United States No.519410680 [Report]
>>519384057 (OP)