Thread 519468088

What makes people get dumb tattoos?

Dumb brains

Relationship of Tattoos to Personality Disorders
https://scholarlycommons.law.northwestern.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=5547&context=jclc

Interactions between risky decisions, impulsiveness and smoking in young tattooed women
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3829656/

Activation of Herpes Simplex Infection after Tattoo.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/29782308

Who gets tattoos? Demographic and behavioral correlates of ever being tattooed in a representative sample of men and women.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22153289
Tattoos, piercing, and sexual behaviors in young adults

https://www.academia.edu/7392787/Tattoos_piercing_and_sexual_behaviors_in_young_adults
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/j.1743-6109.2012.02791.x

Adolescent and Young Adult Tattooing, Piercing, and Scarfication
https://pediatrics.aappublications.org/content/pediatrics/140/4/e20163494.full.pdf

Do young women with tattoos have lower self-esteem and body image than their peers without tattoos? A non-verbal repertory grid technique approach
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6347139/

>a study by Varma and Lanigan [62], showed that in 48% of the cases the main reason for tattoo removal was the desire to improve one's self-esteem

>suicide victims were twice as likely to have tattoos compared to a matched sample of accidental-death victims observed in the same clinic

The women with tattoos tended to perceive the ideal body-image as being a tattooed body. Tattoos, just like breast implants, tummy-tucks and Botox injections are used to improve self-esteem through creating "a perfect" body-image

>>519468088 (OP)
Very brat

>>519468232
so basically the female version of gymbros

>>519468232
the idea of a woman getting tattoos for her bodily insecurities is very hot I will continue to seek them out and fuck them

>>519468232
Do you have the study that shows that for men tattoos are associated with downward social mobility, I saw it once before and could never find it again.

>>519468088 (OP)
Woman brain/low IQ.

>>519468088 (OP)
>here for the job interview bro

>>519468088 (OP)
Is this supposed to be scabbing that is miscolored? Or is the green box part of the tattoo and whatever needle/ink used is bubbling up through her skin?

>>519468859
No it’s infected, likely didn’t clean the tattoo gun or reused needles

>>519468088 (OP)
>The cattle marks itself

>>519468088 (OP)
Being dumb.

>>519468859
green's from the tat, its one of those girl albums

>>519468653
I can't find anything, but it looks interesting. I'll try searching a bit more.

>>519468859
The green is part of the tattoo it's a reference to some popstar. Zoomette slop

>>519468088 (OP)
Tattoos are how you fit in now. The rebellion is to have none.

>>519468774
Perfect. Here is your Batch. Now hop into the green latex suit we got a job to do

Who's got "I Got Vaccinated" flex?

>>519468088 (OP)
I check my cell phone EVERY DAY to remind myself I am a bad monkey.

I am such a bad monkey that I have no money I have no sexual monkey partners, I have no monkey power, My bananas are old and brown, i'm not even a clean monkey.

I'm a stupid stinky monkey doing stupid stinky things. I can never have monkey fun like throwing or screaming or eating faces. I am such a bad monkey I walk around in a monkey suit pretending I am not a monkey. As a joke I had monkey children and now they are miserable monkeys just like me. I have a small amount of anxiety about monkey bux and monkey guns, but in reality none of that monkey stuff matters because monkies all die alone. Having nothing better to do in this empty monkey life I go on monkey.net and bannanaaaa.org and post my monkey complaints for the world to see.

You have been MONKEYBLOGGED! LOL

This is political

>>519469571
>simon says fist my ass

>>519468088 (OP)
Retvrn to animality

that shir ia probly gangreen, nigger whitr girl abt to get her arm amputated, for what, so she can get nigger attn after fucking dogs

ngmi

>>519468774
When i worked as a bin man (trash man) there was a guy with all this shit and more working there. I ended upstairs in the office though. Don't think he would though... he has a really nice guy though.

>>519469373
I have looked a lot and not been able to find it again, I think the first time I found it was it was referenced in a meta-analysis. It actually looked at the socioeconomic background of people who got tattoos and compared it to their current socioeconomic status. It showed that men were significantly more likely to show a decrease in status. The problem is when searching its flooded with general results about background and probability of getting tattoos so it’s hard to search for. I don’t think it was very heavily cited either.

>>519469414
Is it the same one they got "Kamala is brat" from?

>>519468088 (OP)
I'm rapidly achieving old-codger status: never married; no kids; a nagging alcoholic; will smoke weed; did do crack/cocaine a handful of times over the last decade; no tattoos; considerable debt that doesn't nearly eclipse my assets; musically gifted; only child; Aquarius.

>>519468088 (OP)
BRAT XISTERS HERES HOW SHE CAN STILL WIN

Jew slave ritual

>>519469861
I see. If you even find it again, be sure to share it with us.
With the "current" tattoo trend of the last 20 years, I would have assumed that it was a sign of stagnating socioeconomic status as it's now a social marker being reproduced by another generation.

That’s your skin trying to eject the foreign chemicals. You’ve fallen for a capitalist ruse, they sell you creams for that.

>>519469939
I've done crack too but it generally just makes me jittery and the people who are really into it are a fucking nightmare. Seriously losing my interest in drugs especially alcohol. The only."tattoo," I have is a lightning bolt on my palm I did myself when I was drunk and it tool over a year for a person to notice it, and I don't show it off. If I'm getting chamge from a off the boat curry jeet I'll sometimes use the bolt palm out to collect it.

Tbh the world is getting harder so I need to sharpen up my life in every aspect for whatever may be coming, and for my own and future families good.

>>519469872
Yeah I'm not sure exactly what it's supposed to mean. I assume it's some zoomette reclamation of the word but I'm too lazy to look it up online and too autistic to talk to women

>Be Australian
>Get sent to jail during all the covid shit because the government shoved through completely lopsided "revenge porn" laws
>My ex accused me of that shit, and I was told to either plead guilty and get a slap on the wrist, or fight it and it'll drag on for years via trial
>After months of this shit I have nervous breakdown and have enough of detectives randomly showing up at 6am and taking my shit, getting stopped by the police nonstop and my car searched, etc
>My ex obviously is fucking someone in government/police, so they are taking it personal. I just plead guilty to get the slap and get it over with
>Judge sends me to jail for 9 months because "make a example out of you"
>Get to spend 9 months in prison where I'm the only person without tattoos
>Realize people with tattoos are the most impulse control deficit people in the world
>Kept getting asked "WHAT TATTS YOU GO BRUH? SCREWS TELL US YOU EX MILITARY"
>Tell them I don't have any because I was a combat medic when I was in the army, and rule of thumb is combat medics don't get tattoos due to infection transmission as we are expected to be walking blood bags to save superior officer's lives by "donating" (this is an actual thing)
>Also never got tattoos because raised in old testament household, and the actual proper bible says tattoos was one of the worst sins to commit against God
>Criminals hear this "WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BEING A CHRISTIAN? LOOK AT MY MASSIVE CROSS TATTOO!"

My ex who accused me ended up getting riddled with tattoos too. Tells you everything you need to know.

>>519470763
>expected to be walking blood bags to save superior officer's lives by "donating"

fucking brass is the same everywhere

>>519468088 (OP)
Kek

>>519468088 (OP)
We need more tattoo fails/regrets content and more tattoo shaming. Same for piercings especially the more hideous hog nose, ear gauges, etc. ones.

>>519470763
Sorry anon

A fat disgusting pig in my block accused me of harassing her, knocking on her door every night etc

>get cuffed
,>taken to cells
>finally explain the situation
>look at them dumbfounded
>it's actually because I called the housing association because she kept throwing rubbish out of her window ll including used tampons, it attracted so many seagulls they woke me up
>tell them I've never knocked on her door and WHY DIDNT YOU CHECK THE CAMERAS FIRST THAT PROVE MY INNOCENCE
>"URR becuz she's a wommenz and there's special protection laws,"
>get bailed out after a joke of an interview
>case dropped after they check the cctv and realise I never visited her door
>she's a fat ugly skank with tattoos who's anti social
>still have scars from where the police bitch cuffed me too hard and I was literally writing in agony the entire time, I could see the guilt in her eyes and she said through the glass of the van that she'll take them off when we get to the station
>She tries to make a joke as the blood was dripping down my wrist not to run away
..
>I was entirely cooperative yet treated like a criminal.

Fuck police and fuck ugly fat whores who weaponised them against me.

>>519468088 (OP)
There’s a 99% chance this is a gay guy so making bad decisions is just second nature for them

>>519468653
you can't correlate. In the last 20 years tattoos have taken off, for whatever reason I dont know. Most of the studies are skewed though because until about the turn of the century only criminals prisoners and sailors kept tattoos for the most part. Now it seems standard for men and women to ink themselves as soon as they are 18 or even before. The whole phsychology behind being tattood has clearly shifted.

Looks fine. Take a bottle of tylenol and call me in the morning.

>>519472544
Why though?

Tattoos are sigils the demonically possessed are compelled to adorn themselves with.
They open a portal so more demons can come in.

>>519475509
Some people are naturally dumb. Others are close enough and a little chemical assistance gets them there.

>>519468088 (OP)
Attention seekers & mental illness.

>>519468088 (OP)
>my flesh turned green should I see a doctor

>>519472835
Virtually every man has downward mobility now.

>>519468088 (OP)
brat is a great album but that tattoo and tattoos in general are just so stupid

>>519468859
the green is part of it.
likely an alergic reaction to something in the green dye, or unsanitized needles.

>>519468088 (OP)
Being a whore these days requires dealing with other whores fresh out of prison. The top of the food chain in the whore world is a black prison dyke.

>>519468088 (OP)
>What makes people get dumb tattoos?
identity politics.
to make yourself a 'unique' special snowflake, or in this case to identify yourself as with a group, though with slightly more commitment than wearing a shirt or hat.

>>519468088 (OP)
damn