Thread 519492458

(THIS IS RELIGIOPOLITICAL YOU STUPID JANNY)

Discuss the political and religious implications of the al-ZUTT railing Mohammed ﷺ Also post your best ZUTT memes, hadithjaks, and related images

>Poll
https://strawpoll.com/XmZRQP2dPgd

Important Resources:
https://sunnah2.com/262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtTYxxmVpvA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFa8XuI4YTA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zu%E1%B9%AD%E1%B9%AD
https://zutted.com

ZUTT masterpieces:
https://vocaroo.com/110Swcn1neBJ
https://vocaroo.com/1jBH8P0HMzfW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQQRcg3FB30

FAQ:
>What is the al-ZUTT story?
TL;DR Mohammed, the Prophet of the Muslim Faith got consensually assfucked by a bunch of tall, virile black men known as the ZUTT.
>Who were the ZUTT?
Literally extremely horny nigger-jeets from modern day Pakistan with massive dicks
>Where does the story come from?
Ahmad ibn Hanbal, Musnad Ahmad, Hadith no. 262.
>What does 'yarkaboun' mean? Does it have a sexual connotation?
Yarkaboun means "ride" and yes, just like in english, the word is used sexually.

Common Ummah Damage Control:
>ITS NOT AN AUTHENTIC HADITH
Its literally a Musnad, which means that it traces back to the Prophet Mohammed ﷺ. Also its narrated by Abdullah ibn Massud RA who was one of the prophets closest companions.
>YARKABOUN IS NOT SEXUAL SLANG
Wrong, in arabic the word is indeed used sexually. For example in Jami` at-Tirmidhi, specifically Hadith 2980 (Book 47, Hadith 32) the word is used to mean sexual penetration.
>I ONLY FOLLOW THE KORAN
Koranism is a meme. Without hadiths you wont know how to pray, fast, go on pilgramage, how much to pay in Zakat, the clothing prohibitions, etc.

Yes, non-jews and indians are also ZUTTposting. Deal with it

>by posting in this thread you denounce the Qur'an, hadiths, Sunni and Shia schools, and declare your support for TUD (Total Ummah Death)

>>519492458 (OP)
Why do muzzrats crave homo sex?

>>519492458 (OP)
ZUTT ZUTT ZUTT ZUTT

>>519492572
You've seen their "women", right?

Now look at those zuttsluts, thats the way you do it.
You let them poke you with their big peepee
Nah that ain't preaching, thats the way you do it.
Busted on for nothing, and your dicks for free

Nah that ain't preaching, thats the way you do it.
Lemme tell ya, them zutts ain't dumb.
Maybe get a prolapse in your little sphincter
Maybe get some dick up your bum.

We got to preach this religious heresy, custom jihad delivery.
We got to murder these unbelievers, hope we don't get some STDs

See that little prophet with the turban and the jizz stains
Yeah buddy, thats jizz in his hair
That little prophet got his own religion.
That little prophet, wife's in daycare

I should have learned to allah akbar
I should have learned to protect my bum
Look at that Mohammed, stick it in the camera, Zutts could have some fun.

And whats that up there?
Islamic noises?
Banging on his booty like a Chimpanzee
That ain't preaching, thats he way you do it
Get busted on for nothing, and your dicks for free.

We got to preach this religious heresy, custom jihad delivery.
We got to murder unbelievers, pray we don't get STDs
That ain't preaching, thats the way you do it.
Busted on for nothing, and your dicks for free.

This meme is forced and gay and is a distraction from the yids

>>519492572
they're just following in the footsteps of their prophet who was perfect in every way

>>519492458 (OP)
Islam is an LGBTQIA religion with a queer, polysexual prophet.

What was this guys problem?

>>519492458 (OP)
GREAT HOPPING HADITHS! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I HAVE TO WATCH FROM BEHIND THIS LINE AS THE ZVTTS RUN A TRAIN ON THE PROPHET (pbuh) AND RUIN HIS SEMETIC BUSSY? AND THEY'LL COVER HIS ROBE WITH SEMEN STAINS SO HE HAS TO WALK AROUND WITH A CONSTANT REMINDER OF HIM BEING ZVTTED? WHAT'S THAT, I HAVE TO DOCUMENT THE WHOLE THING SO PEOPLE HUNDREDS OF YEARS FROM NOW WILL KNOW HOW HE GOT ZUTTED AND MADE INTO A LAUGHING STOCK WHILE I JUST SAT AND WATCHED? WELL, LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD AND INTO HIS BUSSY YABBA DABBA DOOO AHAMDULLIAHADOOOOO

>>519492718
Funny how youre only concerned when its about muds. I could almost think youre a zutting muzzie!
Youre basically brothers of jeets yknow

NO NO NOT THE ZUTT

Muslim religion has their prophet zutted in the ass by niggers and is a cuckold with black children. The religion lost all masculinity and respect now, even the Christianity we stopped to respect because mainstream American media promoted it as pedophile gay priests and gay and pedo movies is not too inferior compared to Muslim that we respected because we thought Muslims were masculine but now we know Muslims are cuckolds, fucked in the ass, they have tiny dicks and are weak men who have women as inferior and the women who thought of being submissive with all these clothes will lose sexual respect for Muslims like losers fucked in the ass by niggers and cuckolds, unless it is hidden from mainstream public to protect Muslim masculinity's

>>519492572
queeran says mohomo goes to the mosque covered in cum from getting zutted

Or maybe it's Jews/Israel destroying Muslims after killing Palestinian babies, pregnant women, children, elderly people, men, women and bombing hospital and schools and stealing Palestinian land since 1940 and written the books in the way Israel wants and creating fiction on TV, media, news in the way Israel wants to manipulate people and calling them terrorists. Maybe it's a Israel Psyop like the same Jews/Israel did against white men using Hollywood, news, media, propaganda, porn, music as political strategy of democrats party.

>>519492718
Well looky here bois, we've got our selves a live one. You're one zesty zlut

>>519492615

In my butt? Okay.

Who was Jabba the Zutt?

>>519493063
>>519492801
>>519492718
queeran preaches love of man and boys

One day, due to janny persecution, zuttposters will have their own site similar to the sharty. Screenshot this.

The ummah will never recover

>>519493121
>Yeah we do, this muzzie has purtty mouth, hey muzzie, bet you can squeal like a piggy. Say Sunni Sunni

>>519492672
This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. Its also one of my dads favorite songs so that makes it better

Every single person named after muhammad carries his legacy

>(muhammad finishes taking a shit)
>guy: salam aleikum, prophet!
>muhammad: ...
>muhammad: *wipes shitty hands and face (why?) against the wall*
>muhammad: salam aleikum.

>>519492458 (OP)
Muslims are also the earliest recorded cuckolds.

>>519493335
based zoomer with gen x dad

>>519492458 (OP)
We need solid evidence that Muhammad was indeed ridden by the people of Zut. There are different translations of the hadith and some muslims are contesting the translation. Do we have irrefutable proof that Muhammad was indeed dominated by those men?

>>519493362
Fucking animals and cumming in them is Halal, as long as you kill it afterwords and sell the meat to your neighbors.

The late Iranian leader Ayatollah Khomeini wrote extensively on sexual conduct that is permissible for Muslims:

"A man can have sex with sheep, cows and camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine."

Khomeini's "Tahrirolvasyleh" fourth volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran, 1990

https://web.archive.org/web/20070827144531/http://weaselzippers.blogspot.com:80/2007/05/ayatollah-khomeini-bestiality-and.html

"A man can quench his sexual lusts with a child as young as a baby. However,
he should not penetrate. Sodomizing the baby is halal (allowed by sharia).
If the man penetrates and damages the child, then he should be responsible
for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however, does not count as one
of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the
girl's
sister. It is better for a girl to marry when her menstruation starts, and
at her husband's house rather than her father's home. Any father marrying
his daughter so young will have a permanent place in heaven."

Khomeini, "Tahrirolvasyleh" fourth volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran, 1990

>>519492458 (OP)
Here's an excerpt on them also being earliest to crossdress!

>>519492672
https://vocaroo.com/13ZAjJMB3cMb

https://vocaroo.com/13ZAjJMB3cMb

https://vocaroo.com/13ZAjJMB3cMb

Do you think fucking niggers from USA who thought that Muslims would be a more masculine religion would stop wanting to change themselves names for muslim names like Muhammad Ali and others? Muslim religion lose all masculinity.

>>519493063
>IT'S DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZ!!!!
Al-Zutt gangbanged Muhammad's quivering zussy. He was a complete zuttzlut, it's literally in the Hadiths. Or are you admitting Islam is a Jew written religion?

>>519493460
LMAO

>>519493413
Of course we do. Pops has accounts of niggers, dogs, camels and everything fucking him in the ass. No worry patriots we are giving the documents to CNN. Degenerate fucking sand niggers. H. Dark Maga Just talked with Andeson Cooper while he was being fucked in the ass by James Comey. They are running a special this Sunday night. Don`t miss it. H.

>>519493477
look kuffar
don't worry about mohomed being a tranny
don't fight against Islamic invasion of the West
that doesn't concern infidels

your job is to be a good kuffar and remove the yahooodi for us while we buttfuck your famalam senpai

>>519492458 (OP)
I'm trying to figure out what the deal with this Zutt thing is, so basically Mohammed got raped by some tribe of pigmen or something, I mean that's hilarious, but does it really need a rolling general?
>>519492649
No I haven't, they're always covered up in carpets and shit

>non-jews and Indians are also
>non-jews
>also
What did he mean by this?

>>519493761
You know when I fucked your mother in the ass she was very tight and shit on my dick. She says your father has a very small dick and she barely sees it. She was very sad about you cutting your dick off and eating it. Degenerate sand nigger. Disgusting

ZUTTS WANNA PUT IT IN MY BUTT

https://vocaroo.com/110Swcn1neBJ

>>519493761
No amount of coping will unzutt Muhammad, Habibi. He was a slut for zutt in his butt. You worship a faggot who loved jeet and nigger cock.

https://vocaroo.com/14zKJz3gp0KJ

[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse]
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of ZUTT
I take a look at my butt and realize there's penis there
'Cause I've been ridden and bummed so long that
Even my Allah thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never sucked a ZUTT that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like kaffir, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you zuckin' and where you fuckin'
Or you and your homies might be lined up for ZUTTIN'
I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc
As they cum, I see myself in the semen choke.
Fool, I'm the kinda G the little Muzzies wanna be like
On my knees in the night, gettin' ZUTT'D in the streetlight

[Chorus]
Been spendin' most my life
Ridden in a ZUTTSTER's paradise.
Been spendin' most my life
Ridden in a ZUTTSTER's paradise.
Been spendin' most my life
Ridden in a ZUTTSTER's paradise.
Been spendin' most my life
Ridden in a ZUTTSTER's paradise.

[Verse]
Look at the situation they got me facing
I can't live a normal life, I was fucked by the ZUTT
So I gotta be down with Ranjeet in my dreams
Too much ZUTT fuckin', got me chasing ZUTT creams
I'm a bearded Muslim fool with willy on my mind
Got ten dicks in my hand and a cum in my eyes
I'm a gapin' butt master, ZUTT fuckin' banger
And my kufi is down, ZUTT fuckin' with candour
Fool, ZUTT ain't nothin' ZUTT here to stay
I'm taking backshots every night, ZUTT's makin' me gay?
Took 23 dicks, 24 yesterday.
The way things is going I don't know

[Bridge]
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones they ZUTT are you and me?

[Chorus]
Been spendin' most my life
Ridden in a ZUTTSTER's paradise.
Been spendin' most my life
Ridden in a ZUTTSTER's paradise.
Been spendin' most my life
Ridden in a ZUTTSTER's paradise.
Been spendin' most my life
Ridden in a ZUTTSTER's paradise.

Whats our buck think of this?

>>519493809
>rolling until all muzzies get gassed
steam roll pisslam to the grave

How the fuck did this information only come out now?

Muhammad had his gay sex interrupted by a dog that was under his bed.

From this day on he banished dogs and forbid Muslims from keeping them.

>>519493908
KINO

>>519494007
Nobody actually reads the Quran besides Muslims, and Muslims obviously wouldn't want to talk about it so they kept it under the wraps.

It's also in Islamic scripture to lie and deceive nonbelievers so there's that.

>>519493413
Ask AI i don't know it sounds not unreasonable.

>>519492458 (OP)
Muzzies are obligated to follow in their prophet footsteps or Allah will punish them in Hell fire.

>>519494007
Because Muslims practice Taqqiya. They actively lie about their religion and omit embarrassing or nonsensical Quranic verses and Hadiths.
They give a sanitized version to non-believers to try and convert them covertly.
That's why Muzzoids are spazzing out over al-Zutt, the zuttening has done irrevocable damage to Pisslam.

>>519494186
>>519494007
>allahu gay the kuffar know

Best thread on /pol/ right now

>5 zutts buttfucked mohammed
>5 prayers a day
>in a face down, ass up position
Hmmm....

>>519493457
This is recounted in the Rashi commentary on Numbers 22 as it is written:
30The she-donkey said to Balaam, "Am I not your she-donkey on which you have ridden since you first started until now? Have I been accustomed to do this to you?" He said, "No."
>Have I become accustomed. Heb. הַהַסְכֵּן הִסְכַּנְתִּי. As the Targum [Onkelos] renders [lit., have I learned to do this?]. Similarly, “Does man learn (יִסְכָּן) for God?” (Job 22:2). Our Rabbis, however, expounded this verse in the Talmud: They [the Moabite dignitaries] said to him, “Why aren’t you riding on a horse?” He [Balaam] said to them, “I sent it out to pasture.” [Immediately, the she-donkey retorted, “Am I not your she-donkey?” He said to her, “Just for bearing burdens.” She retorted, “on which you have ridden.” He said to her, “Only on occasion.” She retorted, “since you first started until now, and not only that but I provide you with riding by day, and with intimacy at night, (interpreting Heb. הַהַסְכֵּן הִסְכַּנְתִּי as ”I heated you up,") as is stated in Tractate Avodah Zarah [4b].

Arabs have been screwing animals the whole time

>(muhammad throws his shield down and squats down to piss toward it)
>muhammad's buddies: ahahahaha he pees like a girl!
>muhammad: (pissing, like a girl) woe to you! do you not know what happened to one of the jews? if any urine touched any part of their clothes, they'd cut that out with scissors!

Is that Mohammedgotten?
That prophet has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Desert Open Air Oasis with my Zutt boys. That shit had to be the tightest, brownest wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to Allah, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Mohammedgottem screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That prophet frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That prophet Mohammedgottem and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Mohammedgottem, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be Al Zutt, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass Zutts either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

That prophet Mohammedgottem stole my heart and drank my seed

What did I miss? Is this the Buck Breaking for muslims?

>>519494120
Technically cuddling after gay sex.

>>519494560
muslims will never be taken seriously on here again lmao

>>519494560
mohammed got buckbroke

>>519493809
Yes, the Muslims are lied to by their imams. They think Momo was a wonderful man, when he was in fact a lying nutcase who preyed on children and got assfucked by Pakis

>>519492458 (OP)
HIS ASS IS A HIGHWAY
IM GONNA RIDE IT
ALL
NIGHT LONG

>>519494244
muzzies preparing their anus for a rekindling of relations with billions of big bharati balls slamming up their mecca-pointing butts

>>519494929
Interesting if the ZUTTENING was the source of this prayer position

>>519492458 (OP)
Wtf is this nafo ass shit. lol. Gay forced meme.

>>519494755
yes, imams only mention the good parts of mohomo genociding infidels, raping kids, sucking cocks and riding zutts until climaxing into the realm of jinn

reworked the Linkin Park song:

https://vocaroo.com/1gaiuG9DxoZD

[Instrumental Intro]
It starts with Zutts

[Verse]
More Zutt, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how much Zutt Cock the prophet tried.
Keep that in mind, I designed this Quran
To explain zutt sex in due time,
THATS,
ALL,
I,
KNOW,
in islam getting black dick is key
Watch nearby as the Prophet gets the BZC,
Watch him get dicked down to the end of the day,
The Shaft gets in his rearway, it's so unreal (so unreal)
Didn't look out below
Throw your Quran right out the window
Tryin' to hold on, muslims didn't even know
they wasted it all to Big Zutt Cock

[Pre-Chorus]
I keep every Zutt Coom inside
And even though I tried, my ass was prolapsed
What it meant to Allah will eventually be
A Hadith of a time when the Prophet got ass fucked so hard

[Chorus]
I prayed so hard and bent so far
But in the end, it's all White Zutt Matter
I had to suck to preach to all
But in the end, it's all White Zutt Matter

[Verse]
More Zutt, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how much Cock the prophet tried.
Keep that in mind, I designed this Quran
To remind myself how I got zutted so hard,
In spite of the way you kaffirs were mockin' me
Actin' like my ass was part of Zutt property
Remembering all the times browns prayed with me
I'm surprised it got so far
my ass isnt the way it were before
Abdullah wouldn't even recognize my anus anymore
Not that you could see the cocks from back there
But it all comes back, I'm zutted in the end

[Pre-Chorus]
You kept every Zutt Coom inside
And even though you tried, your ass was prolapsed
What it meant to Allah will eventually be
A Hadith of a time when the Prophet got ass fucked so hard

[Chorus]

[electric guitar solo]

[Bridge]
They've put Zutt cock in you
Pushed as far as black cock can go
For all of this, there's only one thing you should know
They've put Zutt cock in you
Pushed as far as black cock can go
For all of this, there's only one thing you should know

[Chorus]

>>519493908
Can someone remake this one in the tune of Pastime Paradise?
I would, but I know fuck all about AI Askhenazi Intelligence.

>>519495207
sure, what genre is it?

>>519495027
zuttbroken

>>519495341
MOHAMMED SAID WHAT

>>519492458 (OP)
>THIS IS RELIGIOPOLITICAL YOU STUPID JANNY)
Retard. also can't read the rules right.

>>519495269
Classic 70s R&B. It's Stevie Wonder's hit which apparently inspired that particular zuttsong's lyrics but the tune is off and it just sounds like generic rap.

>>519495450
zutt in mohammeds butt

>>519495341
>they're making fun of prophet muhammad (pbuh) so i'll make fun of prophet isa (pbuh)!
smart abdul
musa next

post the hadith of muhammad kissing a little boys penis

>>519495570
Mo was such a degenerate

>>519496230
The source hadith if anyone's interested

>>519492458 (OP)
>>519495450
>redditors
>This IS RELIGIOPOLITICAL YOU STUPID JANNY

>Global Rule 8.
>Complaining about 4chan (its policies, >moderation, etc) on the imageboards may >result in post deletion and a ban.

Enjoy.

>>519496301
>plebbit spacing shitskin
Zuttposting is here to stay ahmed. Mohomo (pajeets bust upon him) had his asshole ravaged by jeets

>>519496301
>YOU'RE A REDDITOR
>proceeds to make the most reddit comment imagineable

Newfag. Slit your throat and hang yourself you useless piece of junk

>>519495477
https://vocaroo.com/1ovke8824Xaz

I also added another verse:
Lyrics:

>>519493908
[Verse]
Abdullah and the Line, the Line and Abdullah
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's Zuttin', but half of them ain't lookin'
It's going on in the desert, everyone knows what's cookin'
Zutts say I gotta learn, and Zutts are here to teach me
If they can understand islam, they ass fuck me.
I guess they can, I guess they will.
I guess Abdullah front, that's why I know my ass is full of cum fool

>>519496502
Oh Allah that's good. Hilarious bro, that's some good r&b funk and the lyrics are gold.

>>519496459
>>519496501
>Plebbit spaced
Redditors

>>519496502
Can you make more in the traditional middle eastern/arab genre?