Thread 519508315

>Iran may be the first country in the 21st century to collapse due to a water shortage.

The capital city, Tehran, with a population of 10 million people gets the majority of its water supply from the Karaj dam, which is reported to be at 10% capacity, meanwhile 19 major dams around the country are also reported to be at below 20% capacity, with 27,000 villages affected, nearly half of them having multiple days in a week where there is simply zero water.

This all stems from Ayatollah's obsession with self sufficiency, 90% of Irans water is used in agricultural sectors

Iran has been met with a choice:
>Evacuate a city of 10 million people and risk a civil collapse
>Kill their farming industry and import food and probably water as well

And if Iran does collapse, expect millions if not tens of millions of Muslims heading towards the border of Europe, yet again.

Just like Afghanistan and Palestine, the other Arab states do not like Iranians because they cause issues in other countries.

>>519508455
The Iranian President literally admitted it himself, this is not up for debate.

>>519508315 (OP)
Don't they have ports?

>>519508315 (OP)
based, cant wait to see iranians starve to death like palishits

>>519508315 (OP)
>Iran into silk road intensifies

the jews did this i am certain of it

>>519508315 (OP)
End times. Once the Euphrates runs dry, the angels in their chains of darkness will be loosed to kill 1/3 of mankind. There's nothing we can do as weak mortals.

Similar things are going to happen to many countries, and US states. A large part of the developed world is going to become unlivable. Canada will be fine though other than a lot of forest fires. Do NOT try to make us the 51st state though. We'd hate that haha.

>>519508552
lmfaooooo this is ai right? funniest thing i seen all weeek

>>519508531
Iran borders a sea but oddly enough lots of major population centers like Tehran do not, they were built on resevoirs that are now running dry so they cannot make use of them without having to bus in water which is extremely expensive.

Regardless, said seas are saltwater so they'd have to build desalination plants to even make use of them.

>>519508315 (OP)

Iran has more water than Israel

>>519508735
Those fires are intentionally set, you bed wetter.

>>519508735
I fully expect Canada to be invaded by the US some time in the future, either for failing to secure the arctic against Russian aggression or just for our water resources

>>519508552
got some protein for this little terrorist cunt

>>519508623
Ahmadjinadad has been saying since like 2008 that the jews have been stealing their clouds. At this point, witnessing the depravity of the Israeli regime, I wouldnt doubt it. In fact there probably is some mossad involvement but the Iranian regime is pretty fucking dumb and mismanaged. Hard to tell.

>>519508841
And several tens of millions of more people...

>>519508890
If something big happens, you will get Hawaii'd, sorry.

>>519508851
Stay away from our completely undefended land! We do NOT want to be part of the US economy or to be paid in your overvalued currency.

>>519508552
>>519508772
Kikes

>>519508315 (OP)
Damn, that's just sad.

>>519508938
It's actually really easy to create a drought in your downwind enemies climate. Just a few light aircraft or ground based rockets can steal a lot of the water that would have otherwise fell on their territory.

>>519508841
Israel has desalination plants that lead into natural or manmade aquifers, and yes, you guessed it, lots of it was paid by the UK and USA.

>>519508315 (OP)
>Ayatollah's obsession with self sufficiency

That seems pretty smart when the alternative is reliance on the world economy which is controlled by you know who.

>>519509069
fuckoff thats funny as fuck,and do not ever fuckin ping me ever again until you have taken out that septum piercing and cut your hair

>>519509218
Well the problem is he could have sought out self sufficiency in any other thing like manufacturing or energy but he chose to focus on being self sufficient in farming IN A FUCKING DESERT

>>519509085
are you also crying bro

>>519508315 (OP)
> obsession with self sufficiency
No it’s because the jews and their ZOG golems have isolated Iran from the world with sanctions and bullying
Iran has done nothing wrong to us, only Israel wants us to hate them

>>519508552
>>519508772
>>519508893
It's so great to see Goyim children starve and make fun of them, fellow Jews. Anyway, I have to molest my little cousin. Bye!

>>519509350
Iran has been obsessed with self sufficiency since the 1980's, most of the sanctions only started in 1995 when they started trying to pursue a nuclear program.

https://pg.um.ac.ir/article_45372.html

>>519509287
So they wouldn't be starved to death like Palestine.

G-d smites the enemies of his chosen!

>>519509450
if u was like a true jew and that, youd be raping these terrorists and not your cousin senpai ya get me, smelly paki cunt, woot woot ding ding

>>519509487
Palestine can be starved to death because Israel has total control of land, air and sea, and it's super easy to do so because Palestine is literally smaller than lots of cities.

Such a thing could never be done to Iran due to its size, and even if it could be done, I would expect Russia or China to immediately strike up trade and start sending food.

>>519509323
I'm not happy about it. I respect Iran and think it could do much better than that if it wasn't ruled by religious morons.

>>519509462
Apparently that was a good call.. it’s made them resilient against people trying to harass, sanction and bully them for not bending the knee to Israel.

>>519509201
They stole Golan heights for the water aquifers, and they built their wall so that 80% of it corralled for kike use only. There are archived BBC reports from the early 19th Century (not digging them up now -- from 1907, IIRC) which detailed minutes from Global Zionism meetings, where they said (paraphrased), "There can be no [Jewish] Palestine without water". It's why they razed most of the Palestinians' olive groves -- the plant takes a lot of water of cultivate.

>>519509710
Iran has like 80 million people to feed and they have a history of being fucked, manipulated and controlled by larger world powers. Although it has been mismanaged, things could have been done better in regards to the water situation, but it makes sense that they would heavily invest into agriculture. The people need to eat. Fastest way to a revolution is a starving populace.

>>519509350
Israel wants us all dead -- with its golem being the last cast into Hades, once it's done destroying every other gentile with its (((infinite growth capitalism))) fuelled, Third World mass-migration.

>>519509802
>>519509846

Self sufficiency is great in areas you can reasonably pursue it in, for Iran, agriculture was not one of them.

They should have stemmed this bud a long time ago, or at the very least try and invest in desalination, water pipelines or SOMETHING instead of ever letting it get to this point.

>>519509792
tell me one country that is not, now is not the time to be sentimental

>>519508315 (OP)
I asked my iranian father-in-law, who lives in Tehran, about this and hadn't even heard about it. Yes, they're being told by authorities to conserve water, but it has been like that for many years. My impression is that the water situation is quite similar to the one in LA.

>>519508315 (OP)
BASED.
Long time coming, fuck these backwards niggers.

Israel has been stealing their clouds

>>519509961
theeee entire planet wants everyone dead are you fuckin stupid

>>519508455
Fuck off, nigger.

>>519510082
merrry me, merrry meee

>>519509679
Jeet

>>519509968
It's not ideal but it's not like they had a choice. They had to develop what land they could. The alternative is being reliant on a global economy that seeks to destroy them.

>>519510147
i dont mind indians id fuck one just not a paki or arab, also you mistake my flag for an enclisgh one

>>519509979
Singapore. I like Singapore.

>>519508531
Yes, but, they are at the will of the US Navy. They'll have no food to nicely pair with their no water.

>>519509128
Are you saying that jews control the weather?

>>519510358
civilized, modern, hmmm seems like another world ahhh. I would love to visit israel and steal clouds from iran like, just saying

>>519510464
Why isn't the USS Gerald R. Ford there anymore?

>brown shitskin race
>Fails to produce enough food to feed itself
>Fails to produce enough water to hydrate itself
Many such cases

>>519508315 (OP)
Pipelines from russia to iran to refill water, iran can use the oil pipelines. Seems an easy enough fix.

>>519508315 (OP)
Make yourself useful and Kill yourself, kike

>>519508315 (OP)
Kinda stupid when they could import it from Russia. The main benefit of cereal crops is they can be grown with only rain for irrigation. Obviously trying to do this in arid conditions is stupid. It's always these mudslime countries trying to do it like Yemen and Saudi Arabia. Just convert it to pasture land and eat meat instead.

>>519510179
They are niggers, that's why they did nothing. Why are you making excuses for them, are you a dirty hippie?

>>519510823
Yeah Russia has the most fresh water of any country. More practical arrangement in the NOW:

Russia gives Iran bottled water, Iran gives drones. Lol.

>>519510755
Ask him, how the fuck would I know?

>>519510799
>over-populates habitat
many more such cases
basically every case

>>519511035
not sure their camel wives would be happy about that

>>519509819
wow, how dare they try to survive in a harsh environment?? Why are jews like this??

>>519510823
Does it?
Post your toolbox, anon, please.

>>519511035
>>519511053
Importing water is really inconvenient, and the water needed to feed just Tehran would be enough bottles for 10 million people, every year.

The only way to solve it would probably be a pipeline like >>519510823 said but unfortunately the oil pipeline wouldn't work since oil pipelines are not designed to prevent corrosion, plus the build up of any minerals in the water would fuck it up as well unless it has the proper coating.

>>519511053
Kek, Russia can’t even supply their controlled part of Donbas with water

>>519511042
I'm sorry. Let me donate all my personal wealth to the Israeli government to atone for my antisemitism.

>>519511522
You are talking to children or, more likely, and more stomach turning, manchildren who couldn't fill the tires on their leased Kia 1.2t cuckmobile.
Now, why haven't they been working on salination plants for the past 50 years of being a pariah? White people carry this around on a boat.
Did they think Russia was always going to be their mama? Probably an unlimited supply of grain spirits, but these faggots can't even drink in public.

>>519508552
Ironically, Iranians are whiter than you, ElAbominacion

>>519512139
Iran doesn't have the richest government on earth injecting them with taxpayer dollars and advanced civil and military technologies, all paid for by the US taxpayer.

>>519512050
No need to lose your shekels, just use your brain, the enemy of your enemy is not your friend if he is a nigger.
Simple, really.

>>519512155
<<<This pic says different, nigger. Right?
>>519512322
They could be rich, stupid, but they are stupid.
Much like you are too stupid to tell us how the drunk all day, 88 IQ Russian retards are going to move 57,000,000 gallons of water per day to mountain dwelling niggers so they can grow more dirt to feed the 97% of the population that doesn't even know what an automobile looks like.
Feel free to use ai, please, I already know an original idea is as foreign to you as a father figure.

>>519508315 (OP)
there's a country they hate that specializes in desalinization lol but i think they'd rather die of thirst first than ask for help

>>519512479
The Iranian government did not do bataclan. IS who was funded by the west did. Keep seething tho, jew boy

>>519512930
Who do you think funds those plants?

>>519512930
Saudis? Guess they will be stuck with impotent seething, like much of the current 4chins community.

>>519508646
Speak for yourself I have bitcoin.

>>519513167
You're trying too hard, tourist.

Supposedly Iran gets all the water it needs from a magical well the prophet used, guess that was a lie

>>519512965
Lol. I asked you to outline a plan, a simple one, to get water from Russia to inbred Iran. But you re dumb, dumber, maybe, than your father said you were when he was drunk. If you have one, I was talking to a fellow who was clearly raised by a single mom.
>>519512984
>Saudis are poor
Your view of the world should trouble the people close to you. I mean to say it would be troubling, if anyone cared.

they're moving the capital because they know otherwise (and maybe even so) tehran will be nuked

>>519509679
Oy very, Goyim! Don't insult your master.

>>519513577
Do you actually think Iran did bataclan? You know Iran was at war with IS right? Israel wasn't.

>>519513410
>Much like you are too stupid to tell us how the drunk all day, 88 IQ Russian retards are going to move 57,000,000 gallons of water per day to mountain dwelling niggers so they can grow more dirt to feed the 97% of the population that doesn't even know what an automobile looks like.
You need to try harder, slick.
This is a very simple question I am asking, and you brought it up.
You are a child talking out of your ass, you can't change a tire, you can't change your oil, not that you could own a car, you can't talk to a girl, you are a child talking nonsense on the internet.
I'd bet you you are not an actual child, though, I bet you are a 30 yo child. Get some rest, slick, I'm sure you have a big day tomorrow.

>>519508315 (OP)
Beautiful. The Arabs are next.

>>519514059
Meds. Now.

>>519509819
>Stole

>>519508315 (OP)
Can it really be called obsession when two of the three countries that run global markets decided to make it hard for Iran to participate in global trade? It's either they farm or they starve

>>519508315 (OP)
Use desalinisation to increase water and be less retarded in agriculture.

The US is retarded in agriculture as well considering how California and the Southwest are wasting water to farm onions and other water intensive products IN THE FUCKING DESERT

>>519508315 (OP)
Why did they elect this cuck faggot retard? Jalili was better in every way.

>>519513574
Be a real shame to see these niggers dry up and blow away.
>>519513579
Oh, boy, maybe a bigger shame to watch them waste away at a chromosomal level.
Rolling for the nukes.

>>519508315 (OP)
>water will be the new oil
>we'll be as rich as Norway
EBIN :DDDDD

>>519514230
The literally share a border with russia. They could get unlimited Fuel, water and food through russia

>>519514357
Why are you so asshurt at the Iranians anyway?

>>519514396
Iran has been fucked hard by the Russians multiple times in the last 100 years. Why would they rely on someone that can just turn the faucet off whenever they feel like?

>>519514230
They made their own bed, every needs to starve until they can get some rubbers flying.
>>519514281
They don't have the mental capacity, not everyone can build things.

>>519514396
Read the thread you dumb chink.

A little pushback and the seething kike fucks off. Typical.

>>519508552

Gaza is fake as fuck CGI bullshit. Muslims will try any scam to get money out of whitey. Only Globohomo cronies get to visit there. The BBC lies about stuff all the time.

>>519508315 (OP)
Iran has a water crisis? cheers

>Iran wants to be self-sufficient because history has had them fucked over few times
>Decides to focus on farming crops that require high amounts of water, primarily using water from aquifiers
>Aquifiers inevitably run out of water
>Iran has not have had any backup plan for it in form of water purifiers, or anything really, even though they border two seas and are relatively wealthy due oil and stuff
>decides to blame Israel for stealing clouds (not saying that israel would not do it if they were able, but I doubt they have the tech yet)
Seems sane.

>>519514187
Yeah that's still stealing retard, that you don't understand why says everything that needs to be said about you and your "nation".

>>519508315 (OP)
There's no such thing as Iranian water shortage.

>>519509613
>G-d

>>519508315 (OP)
>Ban alcohol
>Everyone gotta drink water
>Water running out
Who here is suprised at all?

>>519508808
This is a myth force fed to the public from Big Desalination Inc. You can drink salt water and so can nearly all plants.

These subhumans making fun of gaza kids are turd munching jeets. You cant hate them enough

>>519508315 (OP)
>Build 10 Nuclear power plants at the coastline with the help of Russia. These can double as fuel production for making your nukes.
>Build desalination plants to go along with them.
>Build water pipelines to transport water to the cities.
>If Israel makes a stink about it, just accuse them of trying to starve your people of water.
>If Israel tries to pull anything, send another 1000 missiles towards Tel Aviv.
ezpz

>>519512322
every US aligned country in the middle east has desalination facilities and research. if Iran wasn't a sperg nation, they could've gotten the tech too.

>>519519156
Maybe if you'd stop bombing them and trying to start ww3 between the US and them they'd be a little more amicable to the world around them.

>>519508315 (OP)
Don't worry Irani bros, we got you! We should divert the water from Pakistan and give it to you. By this we can save humanity.

>>519508315 (OP)
More brown people coming to Canada I guess. At least these ones are better looking than Indians though

>>519508315 (OP)
What is this? An actual, non-shitpost geopolitical thread of /pol/?

>>519508455
fpbp

op is a big mad jew

>>519508461
Persians are zesty and gay, Palestinians, Afghans, and Pakistanis are not

>>519508315 (OP)
Boy oh boy the future looks amazing huh? Let's have a bunch of children into a dying planet

People are seriously RETARDED their is no future open your fucking eyes >>519508552
Its happening right at home too retard maybe your too fucking stupid and blind to see. Here in canada the great lakes are down multiple feet. And retards still fucking like rabbits getting pregnant and pushing out kids.

What fantasy world do stupid people think exist ?

>>519520471
It'll get removed within the hour, the jannies should be waking up right about now and start scrubbing the board clean to make way for more shill/slide threads.

as an iranian this is not a bad thing theres maybe 15 good iranian people on this earth, i only wish the same on every other middle eastern country

Really this is a problem of Iran's own making. They should have been thinking forward more aggressively and started climate restoration years ago along with desalination plants. Probably should also improve farming methods to try and use less water.

>>519510755
>the USS Gerald R. Ford
it tipped over