Thread 519571176

>300 people tell BBC of police misogyny and racism
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ceq0jx7ljn9o
>Rachel Reeves targets GPs and lawyers in £2billion raid on middle classes: Chancellor ignores warnings economy could 'spiral out of control' with new budget plot - as UK debt hits £2.9TRILLION
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15214615/Rachel-Reeves-middle-class-tax-raid.html
>Migrants seen boarding small boats to UK with 36,000 arriving this year
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2124450/migrants-boarded-small-boat-uk
HOWEVER
>Royal Navy destroyer shadows Russian warship in English Channel
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2124465/royal-navy-destroyer-shadows-russian
>Grooming gang victims tell Jess Phillips to step down over chaotic inquiry
https://archive.ph/ZT9zc
>Reeves expected to scrap ‘low-value imports’ loophole that benefits Shein and Temu
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/oct/22/rachel-reeves-budget-low-value-imports-tax-loophole-shein-temu
>Asylum seeker sent back to France under Starmer’s flagship ‘one in, one out’ scheme returns to Britain in small boat
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/migrant-crisis-one-in-one-out-france-b2850065.html
>Woman is fined £150 for pouring coffee down drain outside west London station
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/woman-fine-coffee-down-drain-richmond-kew-enforcement-london-b1254274.html
>Harvey Willgoose's teenage killer named as judge lifts banning order
https://www.itv.com/news/calendar/2025-10-22/schoolboy-killer-named-for-first-time-as-judge-lifts-order

POO

left my phone in the car ffs

I have decided to worship Smenu.

>>519571461
wouldn't be a problem 20 years ago lad, not so reliant on the old phones back then, and more importantly, less bames about to break in the car and nick it

>>519571461
you got me

>>519571176 (OP)
>telling the BBC

>>519571227
PEE

>>519571540
On the downside if you left your pigeon in the car it'd shit everywhere.

The sooner I go to sleep the sooner I have to wake up

>>519571698
>>519571540
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

>>519571698
ha ha ha good one

>>519571834
>faggot yank bake
bong actually but ok lad

sick of it

>>519571724
If you never sleep then you live forever.

>>519572124
wonder how many times he's had his bussy brapped by local imam?

toilet bog nigger

>The Labour government borrowed £99.8B in the first sixth months of the year, £7.3B more than it had planned to, cementing expectations that it will announce new tax rises next month
Someone get these politicians to play SimCity 4 and learn how budgeting works

>>519572124
They always tend to go hardline with it, you never come across white converts who become moderates who just do their prayers and eid but are otherwise normal.

only a trans PM can fix the situation our country is in

>>519572518
Please welcome the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Davina Lammy.

>>519572361
Not quite the same, though. Imagine if SimCity had no lose condition. You could borrow forever and never lose your job.

>>519570952
And did those feet in ancient time, Blake

Ginge won

>>519572518
The first trans MP was a Tory. Surprised they didn’t make it to the top given that the Tories never normally miss an opportunity to say that Labour are too ‘pale, male and stale’.

only an indian PM can fix this situation out country is in

>>519573118
On 28 November 2021, Wallis was arrested on suspicion of driving while unfit after a car collided with a lamppost in Llanblethian, Vale of Glamorgan.[32] On 30 March 2022, she said that she had "fled the scene" of the car collision due to having a form of post-traumatic stress disorder after being raped in September 2021.[33] In April 2022, Wallis was charged with failing to stop following a road traffic collision, failure to report a road traffic collision, careless driving and leaving a vehicle in a dangerous position.[34] In May she pleaded not guilty to the offences.[35] On 11 July 2022 Wallis was found guilty of failing to stop and report an accident, leaving her car in a dangerous position, but cleared of driving without due care and attention. The court heard that Wallis was wearing "a black leather PVC miniskirt, tights, dark shoes and a pearl necklace" when she fled the scene of the crash, and that police "forced entry into the Wallis' family home address which was described as a 'mansion' and 'absolutely colossal', out of concern for the MP."[36] Wallis said she was frightened by a group of people who had come to help her. She was picked up by her father and fell asleep at home without reporting the crash to police.[37] Wallis was fined £2,500 and disqualified from driving for six months. District Judge Tan Ikram said he "didn't find the defendant credible."[36] Following the conviction, the Conservative Party said it "will not be taking any further action."

kek

Tfw no jeeta gf

>>519573223
They’ve ticked this box already.

What you mean to say is: ‘only a Nigerian PM can fix this situation our country is in.’

I think we might need a second Hitler with the way things are going

Hitler 2.0

corr lads
proper productive night tonight luv it

only a heterosexual PM can fix this situation our counrty is in

>>519573360
might as well get a third hitler just in case as well

Trans and furry rights are human rights

Obsessed.

Horror film idea: Getting gangstalked by troons

>>519573506
>av searched me name in the archive lads
>OBSESSED!
mong

Hitler was trans

https://www.tiktok.com/@chris_from_the_shield/video/7563620109177228546

hmmm

>>519573424
That's going a bit far, lad.

>>519573619
Obsessed.

>>519573424
Will he provide cute jeeta gfs?

>>519573506
>my ringpiece is all puffed up like bogdan's nan after she gums me off
lmfao

Joshua Cumnigs is a danger to children and a poster of CP

>>519573697
its called humour mate but we've already traced that you're incapable of that

>>519572713
What if we got the most autistic city builders together and let them run the country...
Imagine what would be constructed...

>>519573424
The bad news for Starmer just never ends, does it?

>Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch
>Leader of the Conservative Party

bogdan getting bullied again kek

>>519573666
I can't tell if this guy is a schizo or genuine
i've been watching for months and i still have no idea

>>519573737
reported for beastophilia

>>519573737
She would succeed in deceiving me and robbing me of my superior genetics.

only gone n had destiny 2 capped at 60fps for days haven't I lads ffs
what a silly billy I am

>>519573506
Absolute destruction in that pic lol. Josh makes me giggle at times.

Hitler was black

>>519574003
eyes can't process above 60fps laaa

>>519573930
>>519573945
Jeetaphile

>>519574055
there's defo a noticable difference between 60fps and 100fps though

boggy's brain runs at 5fps tbf

>>519574083
If she can keep her head still and use a fork, she could have my heart.

>>519574097
it's all in yr big bald beautful head

>>519573785
>>519573745
>>519574003
>>519574009
>>519574260
Do you think spamming 1pbtids help your case?

Oof, josh getting bullied again
Did he post CP with his own name again?

>>519574316
>>519574358
ESL samefag moment

>>519574399
Absolute sad wanker you are lol

fucking hell I also had pointer precision on in win11
what a fucking retard I am

>>519574422
Make one for this one

>>519573506
Hilarious how Malpa thought this would be an epic win but it just got him ridiculed harder.

>>519574466
fucking techlet ESL spastic

>>519574466
>what a fucking retard I am
No shit, we've been telling you for years
Glad you finally realise it

>>519574316
spastic makes a joke at someone elses expense
then laughs at them with a 1pbitd samefag
proper nonce tier behaviour

Woke up more stoned than when I fell asleep

>>519574531
proper bowling ball melon that, containing arcane secrets and the recipe for devilishly tasty koka noodles

>>519574538
You can tell this is the #WelfareLife ice cream wog by his blatant indian grammer

>>519574532
techlet ESL moment

>>519574573
you've been calling me a paedophile not a retard you fucking paedotard

>>519574542
still been wrecking though

>>519574600
He's not very bright, glad he just admitted he's a complete retard though

>>519574612
Herer? got some nice ammo atm

>>519574612
the wigger starmer meme is more influential than initially analysed.

>>519574673
Rattled lmfao
low IQ retard

>>519574618
I've got a proper cro magnon skull

>>519574678
>you've
I said 'we' as in the entire general, as you're universally loathed
You really are a retard lmfao

>>519571176 (OP)
Just made my post lift workout drink lads

>make gay porn of josh for me
er... ok bogdan, didn't know you felt that way???

>>519574800
>booze and whey
over here we call that waheyyyyyyy

mad how he sits there posting the same pictures and saying the same things every single night and has been doing this for at least two years. genuinely mad. bogdan mate you are an odd specimen

>>519574651
You mean benefits you fat retarded wog.
Here, welfare describes a portaloo and kettle on a building site for the tradesmen.
At least make an attempt to blend in and not blatantly esl you utter prat.
>Inb4 no u

>>519574931
The irony of this comment is that you've spent 18 hours a day every single day malding about "bogdan" for years.

>>519574962
ESL moment.

>>519574931
he thinks samefagging counts as actual human interaction
#14Viewers

>>519574991
The irony of this comment is that you've spent 18 hours a day every single day malding about "josh" for years.

>>519575034
Not at all, I barely even post. You're despised by at least 14 unique posters.

>>519574931
and he's been infesting the nordic and polish generals on /int/ for years too, despite not speaking either language. pretty sure he posts on neder/pol/ too but not sure, if he does he has a whole weird larp persona on there which wouldnt shock me

>>519575011
That explains why you are a sad lonely shut-in.

>>519575010
>Inafter no u

>>519575073
Not at all, I barely even post. You're despised by at least 14 unique posters.

>>519575114
I am also emmanuele bassi, you absolute techlet low IQ spack.

>>519575073
>14 unique posters
are they the viewers of your stream? LMFAO

>>519575152
>no u
Ooooooooh rattled

>>519575114
remind me tomorrow morning and I'll start lurking wherever you think he might be and I'll put me thinking cap on

>>519575137
You're literally too low IQ lmfao

>>519575162
i was totally 100% serious when i posted that pic, you ironylet humourless 4iq ESL mong

>>519575114
lol what a sad cunt, so desperate for acceptance

>>519575261
>i was totally 100% serious when i posted that pic
I know you were, as you were when you posted you dribbling spastic voice that you got ridiculed over or in many other scenarios in which you were all wrong, because you're a genuine low IQ retard

>>519575226
How exactly does one *be* an IQ?
Fat retarded esl loser.

>>519575034
as you have for bogdan
you couldn't go a day without mentioning him or some name version of him. you couldn't even go a couple of hours without mentioning him. and as for same shit, aren't you the guy that trots out 5 year old archive posts regularly, that you have saved, like hurr look at this post from 2020

>>519575396
ESL moment.

>>519575396
>you're [x] IQ
It's a common saying, I guess you're brown and fresh off the boat

>>519575212
there's a kekistani flag poster on there who posts exclusively in english while translating others' posts (with google), same thing wogdan does in the nord/polish threads, but theres no seethe and they're obsessed with the dutch royal family so not sure

>>519575487
Think it's the poojeet imo, still arseblasted over being humiliated

>>519575319
ESL syntax

>>519575425
>aren't you the guy that trots out 5 year old archive posts regularly, that you have saved, like hurr look at this post from 2020
no lmfao

>>519575538
>>519575498
You're so fucking obsessed and the funniest thing is that you've been wrong on every single thing you've ever said, such as me being ebussi, leto, or any other worthless dribble you've ever posted.

>>519575654
What a feminine homosexual voice

Literally troon voice LMFAO

>>519575637
i've literally never thought you were either of those people, you just have zero ability to detect irony due to your deep ESL status, hence you selfowning by latching on to my joke about the black escort i found on adultwork, lmfao

>>519575747
Of course you did, every time you get exposed & humiliated you just say "it was a joke reee" because you're a genuine low IQ retard

>>519575498
I know he posts on outer because I've seen him once or twice, both baking threads and talking in random threads by other people. and when I've popped in he's immediately started seething at me here in brit/pol/

>>519575637
>mong can't into deductive reasoning

>>519575802
lmao #selfown

>>519575849
That's a concession then
>>519575818
You literally just accuse everyone of being me, unable to understand a dozen different people want you dead as you are a genuine paedophile.
You've literally never been able to spot me correctly, not even once lmao.

Morning lads

>>519576032
fuck off boglulu

>>519575912
no it isnt

If your internet isn't this good, lower your tone when you post

>>519575912
you don't even believe the things you're saying
on another planet you

>>519576108
>can't argue my point back
Yeah it is, stench.

>>519576080
ESL moment

>>519576116
thats the one thing I hate about where I am, shit internet

>>519576149
argue what
i already argued my point, you just no u'd it
no point going back and forth is there?
oh wait, forgot, you're #ESL LOL

>>519576185
this is £20 a month
they do 10G too

>>519576222
>Of course you did, every time you get exposed & humiliated you just say "it was a joke reee" because you're a genuine low IQ retard

>>519576116
careful that latency doesn't creep above 200ms, might make your voice turn into that of a spastic ESL gypsy dribbler

>>519576232
kek who with?

>>519576116
My internet is 1mb faster than yours

>>519576125
>floppo trying to gaslight me
lmfao

>>519576283
yeah that's a no u

>>519576324
ESL moment.

>>519576297
love it when i get on a game server and its like <10ms
>>519576302
youfibre but OG contract
>>519576312
kek symmetric?

>>519576414
cheers lad will look into it

>>519576297
You might end up sounding like this
https://vocaroo.com/1kn3GUbVTTfb

>no it's le lulu
>no it's le james
>no it's le landlordanon
>no it's le cambodianonce
>no it's le crynonce
>no it's le bogdan
>no it's le ducknonce
>no it's le ofsm
>no it's le blort
So many names, maybe the nonce should accept he's universally hated

>>519576319
Obsessed.

>>519576688
he's done you tbf

wait they don't even do unlimited, wtf

>>519576735
>posts are spaced 4 days apart
#selfown
Fucking low IQ spastic hahah

ESL/pol/

>>519576851
Oh, also
>March 2025
Hahahahahahahahahahahahah

>>519576668
i was thinking more like this
https://odysee.com/@nattskift3t:0/argentinaanon:e

>27:17
>listen mayte i caynt spek with this fuckin delaay dood

>>519576851
>>519576929
so you've been obsessed with josh since at least march? lmfao #selfown

>>519577006
You truly are a low IQ ESL spastic

>>519577072
no u

>>519577133
You're so low IQ you're not even self aware

>>519576933
Sounds better than this ngl
https://vocaroo.com/1kn3GUbVTTfb

>>519576116
hilarious how this made wogdan seethe with jealousy

>>519577169
ironic

>>519577182
you sure?
https://vocaroo.com/1hxSbwnlVXBg
https://vocaroo.com/1mtqJemICK3e
https://vocaroo.com/1lXcWBJuAzXN

>>519577196
Creasing @ your life

>>519577231
>no u
Kek

https://x.com/grahamformaine/status/1981087613466660950

guy ritchies running for senate in character

>>519577448
ironic

>>519577418
Done the sad povvo techlet

>>519577452
go to bed we're bullying bogdan

>>519577494
>NO U NO U
Kek

>>519577527
You're getting humiliated as usual you dribbling spastic
lmfao
https://vocaroo.com/1kn3GUbVTTfb

Hard to tell who is winning and who is losing

>>519577418
Oof, how's the clueless techlet gonna recover from this one?

>>519577696
>>519577696
https://voca.ro/19lYpXrn4GYm

>>519577767
Gay cocksucker voice, do you have a dick in your mouth?

>>519576688
He's easily confused. Called me ofsm for a long time.

>>519577843
His peabrain must desperately conjure it's only 1 person hating on him as a coping mechanism as to not off himself, he's a well crippled retard

Which poster is ofsm?

dago la
do ya like me new desktop setup?

>Polish Josh samefagging because he got laughed at again
Every time I pop in he's talking to himself and trying to back himself up, what a thrilling life he leads. He genuinely can't take bants, he's a full on aspie.

Which poster is boghdan?

>>519578292
>>519577418

https://x.com/VideosIrish/status/1980988550431772729

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRzEX7jxWxw

nobody even knows who dench is except me
which makes him the most powerful poster by default

>>519578451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IslF_EyhMzg

>>519578503
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF4azs25kUw

>>519578672
for me?
its this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-FxmoVM7X4

>>519578708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIBJMV9bc80

>>519578708
you nd broathy in that vid

>>519578950
corrrr these take me back lad

>>519578975
KEK

>>519578991
extremely underrated kino album desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j51hVG51Sqw

Morning laaaaads

>>519579136
archive.org is class
you can find loads of old albums on there
was perusing before and they've got all the old clublands

>>519579398
morning la
do you like me new desktop setup?
>519579438
>519578016

anyone see that about how some satellite images of space had unexplained flashes, like there were mirrors reflecting back or summat? like satellites in solar system that were unexplained and that?

fuck
>>519578016
>>519579438

lmfao

>>519578016
Yes

>>519579588
Probably an old pic - if its sitting on a green lunch box/biscuit tin

>>519579673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ18YyNZ5BA

>>519579738
I've switched from musicbee to foobar as well, will just take me a while to find the perfect skin. this one is ok for now though

>>519579758
just me being a spastic kek
been knee deep in win11 all day, barely eaten, gonna scran in bed and watch films soon
then hermitise for the weekend

>>519579673
sigh

right
bed time
cya later lads

comfy in here tonight

>>519580382
night

Botmageddon

had a fag, life is good

Listening to AI translated Hitler speeches lads

Listening to AI translated Bogdan speeches lads

horrifying to think that the grooming gang victims had to endure listening to this during their ordeals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9WO2ieJMYk

>>519582784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-U1lj57pv8
this drop is casket-lowering music
but whose casket?

>>519581897
Obsessed

>>519577696
>who is losing
Everyone, everyone ITT is losing.

Made 5kg of beef stew
#LuxuryLife

Made 10kg of wagyu beef stew

Ate a store bought roast chikin - gonna hurl

>>519585059
Those things are always dry as fuck

sneed

holy fuck this stew is so good

Need a full blown Nazi MP to fix this mess

>>519587057
if we ever got a nazi mp it'd be ernst röhms reincarnation

>>519587137
kek

honestly I'd never cooked a single dish for 2+ hours before and I get it now man
beef so tender it melts in your mouth

>>519584859
made 20kg of kobe a5 wagyu beef stew

>>519587822
pure gluttony at half five in the morning

>>519588108
it's for the dog

>>519575637
IS THAT A BLUE AND WHITE FOX ON MY IMAGEBOARD

You've heard about my capers when windows I've to clean
Now I'd like to tell you of a few more things I've seen

I've seen Miss Thompson in her flat take off her shoes, her coat and hat
I've seen her take off more than that, when I'm cleaning windows
At a ladies school I call, and one girl flirts with me and all
But I'm insured in case I fall, when I'm cleaning windows

All day up this ladder I'm as busy as can be
It's not my fault I see a lot of things I shouldn't see

To overcrowded flats I've been, sixteen in one bed I've seen
With a lodger tucked up in between, when I'm cleaning windows
Old soldiers never die they say, now I don't want to pass away
I kick the bucket every day when I'm cleaning windows
Through working at such dizzy heights, I dream about my job at night
I polish my wife's thingummy tights, and think I'm cleaning windows

All day up this ladder I'm as busy as can be
It's not my fault I see a lot of things I shouldn't see

The newlyweds at number six, somehow the curtains they can't fix
They play some lovely parlor tricks, when I'm cleaning windows
Now lots of girls I've had to jilt, for they admire the way I'm built
It's a good job I don't wear a kilt, when I'm cleaning windows
At the coronation I'll commence to work where crowds are very dense
And let me stand for eighteen pence, instead of cleaning windows

And all day up this ladder I'm as busy as can be
It's not my fault I see a lot of things I shouldn't see

At eight o'clock a girl she wakes, at five past eight a bath she takes
At ten past eight (hm) my ladder breaks, when I'm cleaning windows

>>519590190
Bloody degenerate

I don't know another way to say it. Our country is in a dire state, and it can only be saved if YOU get off your arse, stop using this space just for having a giggle at namefags, and start using this space to ORGANISE. We are so far behind that we will ALL have to commit many, many offences to save this country. Is that clear enough? I hope it is. If YOU don't start plotting some based offences, we are going to lose our country. Now, who would like to purchase an illegal firearm?

Whenever I feel bad I just remember and be thankful that I'm not indian or muslim or a woman or a troon or a negro or a paki or a roma or jewish etc

Based on my knowledge from American University,I want a billion dolllars worth of gold from the UK bitches too bitch to take it. Full stop of step one. Show me the gold first or die.

>>519590751
>stop using this space just for having a giggle at namefags
Never heard of a filter m8?

Treat myself to some decadent porridge with whole milk, honey, cinnamon and a splash of vanilla this morning. I feel like a new man.

>>519590751
>I don't know another way to say it.
I'm Jewish. Your are in luck. My opinon is those who took out a loan should pay it back not keep the money and laugh at me for giving money to an idiot?

>>519590751
>Now, who would like to purchase an illegal firearm?
Me. I'm already in possession of two unregistered and unloicenced guns. What have you got lad? Firearm does actually mean firearm in the Yookay right? It doesn't mean a spoon of an illegal length?

>>519590751
Rather talk josh

>>519591264
He means sparklers lad, it's nearly bonfire night.
https://youtu.be/bcvkUaZROrM

>>519591454
>He means sparklers lad, it's nearly bonfire night.
Ah okay that makes more sence. Is a sparkler the maximum legal load for fireworks that you can get without a loicence?

>>519573506
Ginge won

Guy Fawkes was a patriot

>>519591576
Dunno m8 never bother with fireworks unless there's a proper display, that's paki/chav shit.

Chemists are just a money laundering front for Chuppa Chups

>>519592433
>never bother with fireworks unless there's a proper display,
In America anyone can do a proper display on 4th of July or a private event on rural land. The same big fireworks displays you see at a professional display are available at all seasonal fireworks stores, no loicence required. A proper display usually costs between 800 and 1500 depending on how long you want to go.
>that's paki/chav shit.
It's also american shit, so you can take it away from pakis, chavs and roadmen and such. You should start setting off fireworks on 4th of July to send a message of rebellion against the nanny state and a proud acceptance of americanisation.

Might have naan for lunch again

>>519592779
>americanisation.
LARP busted.

>>519593088
Just on its own? Those mini peshwari naans might be nice toasted with a cup of tea now that I think about it.

had a kebab last night my room STINKS

>>519593088
>>519593207
Paki Nonces

>>519593299
Paki nonce

>>519593122
Lad... I switch to English when speaking to English people. You don't have the word americanization in English, only americanisation. Just like breese, squeese, and sebra. You don't use the letter "Z", or "sed" as you call it.

>>519593088
Hope you use cyanide for seasoning you paki bastard

>>519593207
Prefer coffee but tea would work. Relive the colonial days.

>>519593381
A bit of mango chutney wouldn't go amiss, I've been partial to a ham and piccalilli sandwich recently for lunch.

>>519593346
Not having it.

>>519593566
Go back to India

>>519593566
Never been a fan of mango chutney. Lime, chili pickle, or the weird yogurt stuff.

>>519593566
>piccalilli sandwich
Corrr luv that with some crimbled mollard and boiled eel pudding. Gis a bit

>Met Police roll out ‘eye in the sky’ drone fleet to fight crime across London
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>519571176 (OP)
Why do brits lie and say that waving the english flag will get you put in jail?

>>519593598
Do you get moody and go off in a huff when your nan makes coronation chicken sarnies? Bet you do.

>>519593345
my farts are still warm an oniony XD

>>519593885
>>519593885
>>519593885
New, and it'll be ragey

>>519593918
>272 posts
Come on now.

>>519593802
No, my nan is dead

>>519593976
Go to bed.

>>519593986
That may be the case but I think you'll find naan is alive and well.
>>519593885

>>519594065
I had a couple hours that'll do me if I drink enough tea during the day.

Was a good laugh when josh's mum died

>>519594406
Was a bit grim that he got his own mum doxxed for attention on the internet like.