Thread 519583543

Why are billionaires building bunkers?

>>519583543 (OP)
ww3, lab generated megaviruses, solar flare, magnetic pole shift, asteroid, etc, take your pick.

>>519583543 (OP)
THE WORLD IS NOT GOING TO END AND IT WON'T FOR ATLEAST THOUSANDS OF YEARS. BILLIONAIRES JUST WANT TO LIVE OUT THEIR WEIRD SCI-FI FANTASIES AND THEY HAVE THE MONEY TO DO SO SO THEY ARE LIKE "WHY NOT"?

MY COMPUTER IS AUTO-LOCKED ON CAPS LOCK FOR SOME REASON, PLEASE IGNORE

>>519583543 (OP)
Seems like a billionaire fantasy pissing contest.

>>519583750
they're not building bunkers. it's a massive underground facility. it has a massive surface area, but is actually a big network of tunnels and chambers. it's not a bunker in the traditional sense

>>519583543 (OP)
They’re prepping for the mass vax die off.

probably the alien invasion

>>519583543 (OP)
>stripper poles

I hope they enjoy hell

>>519583543 (OP)
The micronova is coming

>>519583543 (OP)
and why do they have bloodstained mattresses?... wait...

>>519583543 (OP)
Someone should map them out. Some Jap guy started building one here too a while ago, but it got abandoned

>>519583543 (OP)
>billionaires
I would too if I had more money than I could reasonably waste.

>>519583543 (OP)
The compound chad vs the bunker virgin.

>>519583543 (OP)
theyre hoping it'll be like one of those young adult novels and their descendants restart the world like Jaden Smith in After Earth

..which will probably go like one might expect it to

>>519583543 (OP)
Maybe I'm dumb but couldn't surface dwellers just find the air vents and throw shit down them or block them off?

>>519583543 (OP)
Supposedly Queenstown NZ has a whole bunch of them. Rich folk started hanging out there, bought houses, paid to have the airport upgraded and then started commissioning bunkers.
Unlikely to be nuked in the event of war, and too far from anywhere for any survivors to find you..... though nobody has said what will happen to the New Zealanders, presumably if shit went down they'd lynch the rich.

>>519583543 (OP)
If I had the money, I'd build one too, but I do realize it's pretty much a luxury tomb where I can spend my final days in opulence until I expire at a moment of my choosing.

>>519586403
ya never played the fallout games? any shelter worth its salt would have air recirculators.
but how long would paranoia take to set in and they go full Howard Hughes is my question.

>>519583623
rollin for pole shift

>>519583543 (OP)
Bunkers are so gay. Just fight and die in the alien invasion like a man.

>>519583543 (OP)
Stripper poles? Wow I didn't know the Thiel Fellows had to go through such a thing

>>519586912
gack-gack-ack-ack-gack!!

>>519583543 (OP)
they can build them all they want, every bunker has an air intake.. 1 of my mom's fart and they are all dead

>>519583543 (OP)
Write offs. Safe houses for happenings while vacationing mostly.

>>519587268
That and the occasional blood donation

>>519584548
two more mitotic cycles

>>519583543 (OP)
It's so that they can take girls to the bunker and they won't be able to say no due to the implications.

>>519583623
for me it's the pole shift

>>519583623
God, please, make all of it happen.

We're finally getting the happening! Recession bookmarked by the AI bubble popping, mad cow disease meat brought in for cheap to satiate the poor masses and cull the heard, mass rioting and urban civil war ala the troubles, followed by the resurgence of AI as China cracks the code and actually does make all labor obsolete. All while they perform a land invasion of Taiwan while the US is too preoccupied with said troubles and a war with Venezuela. based

>>519585849
>going to Estonia because you're afraid of China
>then Russia starts acting aggressive
He really didn't think it through before starting to put money into it

>>519583543 (OP)
Broadcasting what they have and what they are doing is their way of warning the cattle of impending doom so that they dont incur any karmic debt.

>>519586403
With enough power (closet sized nuclear reactors, yes, they have those) they can just use electrolysis to pull water apart into oxygen and hydrogen. now they have breathable air and fuel for their small vehicles. throw in some high efficiency carbon scrubbers and they only need a door and a water inlet.... good luck.

>>519583543 (OP)

They all want a Digital ID centered techno police state where they can rule you from below.

>>519586742
>videogames are real
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>519583543 (OP)
so that poor people can gas or cement their air vents
>>519586742
>>519590201
or just pour concrete over their entrances and give them a mausoleum worth their money

>>519583543 (OP)
>Why are billionaires building bunkers?

1: Economic collapse. Fiat Currency's position is tenuous and if the US dollar collapses it will take all the other fiats down with it leading to a global crash. That could lead to an uprising against the ruling class.

2: Nuclear War, Bioweapons, AI uprising, etc.