>>519601577 (OP)
I had better luck with women back in highschool when I was a 150lbs skinny twerp with no facial hair and twink abs. Beards and moustaches should only belong to either middle aged or very old men to signify the wisdom they've gained over the years. Any guy with a huge beard under 45 is a hipster larping faggot so don't feel bad anon.