Thread 519617957

Honestly, hats off to Russia. This is how you lead an invasion. Shit's textbook, few mistakes pretty much.

>>519617957 (OP)
>textbook
>few mistakes
well I suppose if dead russians and a completely gutted military and total woldwide humiliation and reveal that your technology was all smoke and mirrors was your goal, then its going quite well

>>519617957 (OP)
Is it just me or does this seem like it's been a long two weeks?

>completely gutted military and total woldwide humiliation and reveal that your technology was all smoke and mirrors
This and also gender is a spectrum and having penis doesn’t mean you’re a man and Israel has the right to defend itself!

>>519617957 (OP)
>>519618539
I don't always pretend to be z, but when i do at least we can express our dissatisfaction without ending up in a gulag

>>519617957 (OP)
This was textbook 3 day special operation that was successfully done, not putins Ukraine fiasco.

>>519617957 (OP)
Did you take Pokrovsk yet?

>>519617957 (OP)
If Putin raped Zelensky after defeating him in single combat, would that end the war?

If someone 5 years ago would said that I will see bathtub used as invasion vehicle, I would not believe.

>>519618895
We had nothing to do with it, internal Croatian matters.

>>519619252
After several years, Russians have figured out they don't need tanks, IFVs, airplanes and precise munitions to kill hohols, but an engine, donkey and a bath tub.

>>519617957 (OP)
That was a hard week for me, but you made me chuckle.

>>519619422
>That was a hard week for me
When is it not hard? It's hard, but other times, it's harder.

>>519619364
Had seen at least three pictures with bathtubs on motorcycles. Which indicates that it was not an isolated case, more as trend (albeit short lived one). There probably was some success to it. Not sure why they stopped. May be just run out of bathtubs.

>>519619252
With HIMARS, there's usually not much left to bring back

>>519617957 (OP)
i dont care, i want them to stop shitting up every single communication channel available.

>>519618539
still waiting for your answer to hypersonic missiles

>>519619420
this is the dumbest thing ever.
it literally makes cumulative jet spread even better inside of that car's cabin.

>>519619694
As much I know, Himars are relatively rarely used (long frontline, limited numbers of rockets available).
But about bathtub motorcycles, may be they just run out of motorcycles to which there are attachment points for such modifications.

Was really surprised when seen it.

>>519617957 (OP)
Can't tell if sarcasm or brain damage from all the vodka

>>519620248
I was not as much about cope cage, more that that car is like 60 years old. And they decided to use such surviving specimen on warfare.

>>519617957 (OP)
>>519618539
So when are you two going back?

>>519618305
>2014

>>519620857
Serbia stands with Russia now and forever

>>519620857
I don't care about expanding Serbia, I am not some huge chauvinist, I don't even hate anyone else much. But I want to feel like a top dog, I want to get with a group of guys, get weapons and torch a village. The village doesn't even have to be of my enemies, it could be ours. We don't even have to win in the end. I just want to steal and destroy. And Russia is the only power that would allow us to do this. We need one last horaah.

This is why Serbs are currently uneasy. If you look at the historical clock of interval of invasions, it is just about the right time to have some fun. This is why I am engaged against the police. Because there is no other enemy we can go against.

Disclaimer, I wouldn't wanna die so preferably my enemies would be unarmed civillians. Everything else carries risk.

>>519619694
>HIMARS
Got patched out 2 years ago. Get on with the times.

>>519620857
russia does not stand with serbia

>>519621246
For crom, I can respect that

After years of reading post marxist leftism I realized the screw up caused private property knows no end, were would the sheeps grass?

No one answers, we lost all semblance of natural balance in favor of better roads

>>519621359
1$ has been donated to you by free association of cartoon Twitter dogs.

>>519617957 (OP)
>few mistakes pretty much.

nice humour thread you got there..

>>519621533
I consider everyone except myself too stupid for a proper discussion, so humour thread it is.

>>519617957 (OP)
so britain and france suck hitler's dick
hitler invades france
britain and france are like, "wtf, hitler! we sucked your dick. we even swallowed."
hitler was like, "lol! die, faggots!"

>>519621502
nice projection shill

>>519617957 (OP)
I wonder, was that frontline cocksucking a mistake or is it in the textbook, link the textbook pls

>>519621900
Shilling is not bad, would you rather dig 8 hours to get a wage (or anything really) or just say "Donbass miners have found a fleet of T-14 Armata tanks in abandoned mines of USSR"? Yeah. Figured so. If you don't get paid by the cartoon dogs while holding CIA opinions you're doing it for free.

>>519617957 (OP)
they ahd a bit of a rought start but yes, they got there shit together

>>519617957 (OP)

>Honestly, hats off to Russia. This is how you lead an invasion.

I agree, the world needs to get rid of Russians as punishment for communism and this invasion has killed the largest number of them possible.

Hats off to them for doing the world this service.

>>519622001
It's the textbook of the streets of Leningrad.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KaLts4h20QE

>>519621359
I find it funny that Putin managed to alienate all of Russia's allies

>>519622416
>No bro we should not get this gas, tanks and cool stuff because someone is fighting over which pig pen in Donbass belongs to whom!
For peace in Europe all you have to do is give a part of Ukraine to Russia. Nothing unreasonable. Let's just take a few deep breaths and make smart business decisions.

Whoever doesn't miss Ukraine has no heart, whoever wants it back has no brain.

>>519622539
I want Yugoslavia back but well you know

>>519622416
Not true. They increased cooperation with Best Korea. Also, there are inworks in cooperation with Eritrea.

>>519622645
NK actually got a shitton of money for that from Russia and is currently experiencing a renaissance of some sort.

>>519622599
>I want Yugoslavia back
I have to break my shitposting to call you a gay faggot.
>>519622702
We need to look up to North Korea. We should bike to Pyongyang instead of Strasbourg.

>>519622746
>I have to break my shitposting to call you a gay faggot.
Gottem

>>519622702
First time hearing that they got money. As much I know, it was some fuel, and some knowledge transfer. Would not be surprised, if Rosatom is building some nuclear power plant there.

>>519622889
All the shells and people Russia got were not free desu

>>519617957 (OP)
One could say, Desert Storm on steroids. We are truly witnessing a Sputnik moment.

AHAHAHAHAHA

>>519620248
>it literally makes cumulative jet spread even better
how?

>>519622935
If they need to send some engineers to help them develop some intercontinental ballistic missiles, would it really be considered as "free" or not?

Now when Best Korea have nukes, and capable ballistics. It shows that other countries leave them alone. Pretty sure, countries like Turkey and Saudi Arabia are now developing their own programs.

Pov: изaшao cи ca блoкaдepимa и ћaци ћe вac излoмити кo пичкe

>>519618305
they trained very hard this 8 years

>>519623135
>It shows that other countries leave them alone
>They call him Elusive Joe
>Why? Because he's so cool nobody can catch him?
>No, because nobody gives a shit about him

>>519623327
There could do some bomb runs similarly as it was against Iran. Bomb some installations, and call it a day. But now, when they have nukes, it is out of question.

There was massive air attack on Lybia. They did not had nukes.

>>519623530
If the west cared NK would've been destroyed a long time ago

>>519623595
Surely that has not been tried already.

>>519623879
Only on Japan which is how we got anime

>>519623595
They can't do even minor raids. Because....fucking NUKES. Now they are building new iteration of ballistics, with greater range. And those research and development sites cannot be attacked (as it was done with Iran), because they have fucking NUKES already.

Because of this precedent, when nukes keep adversaries at bay. There are new rush to get those. It will change landscape of global politics in next 10 years.

>>519623924
Just because you can theoretically do something doesn't mean you should or it pays off, nuking North Korea would not be a good decision.

entire us policy regarding this war is wrong, and that's because it's directed by boomers stuck in the cold war. The proper response was to flood Ukraine with unlimited weapons after it became obvious it won't collapse. No limits on strikes into Russia. Russia would collapse as they were extremely overextended. Everything would be over by now.

Russia is only strong in the mind of boomers (where they think of it as soviet union) and people brainwashed online. Strong Russia would take Ukraine in 3 months at most.

>>519623964
I have posted this for years, saying Serbs should get nukes, but right now it seems we need to invent ways for tens of tons of concrete to not fall on our heads from public buildings, but once we solve that we should aim for MAD.

>>519624012
I mean yea nobody wants to waste nukes on NK.
>>519624095
Nuclear energy would've been kino ngl.
>>519623964
Once again as long and Kim plays by the rules and doesn't try to start shit nobody cares about his dystopian hellhole.

>>519624095
Those are very, very expensive. For some, cost is worth though.

>>519624036
Most likely main reason why they gave in small quantities, that they can fight but cannot win. Was that if suddently they gave a lot of weapons, then they become strongest army in Europe. And with it comes significant political influence, which European countries did not wanted.

>>519624279
Ukraine couldn't keep them exactly because of how expensive nukes are. Not because of some good will or anything, simply too expensive.

>>519624500
Do you think that Russia have all their 6k of warheads maintained? Likely just 80 or so. Ukraine had knowledge and competency to maintain around few dozens of them too.
But then was massive pressure for Kazahstan, Belarus and Ukraine to gave up their nukes to Russia.

During Wagner "march of justice", there was detour to one of nuclear storage sites. Wagnerites probably got a warhead, and later it was handed to belarusians. So Luka now have two sets of nukes in Belarus. One which was provided by Wagnerites, second by V.Putin.

But about pressure on Ukraine, probably at time West thought that it will be easier to keep one post-soviet country in check, than 4.

>>519624825
How is Luka so based?

>>519617957 (OP)
Nah, it's bs. Should have dropped a nuke on Kiyiv and be done with it. Would unironically have saved a million lives or more.

>>519621246
> I am not some huge chauvinist, I don't even hate anyone else much. But I want to feel like a top dog, I want to get with a group of guys, get weapons and torch a village. The village doesn't even have to be of my enemies, it could be ours. We don't even have to win in the end. I just want to steal and destroy. And Russia is the only power that would allow us to do this. We need one last horaah

You need to be euthanized like a dog, but I actually completely understand your sentiment; I dream up the day I can rock up in the back of a pickup truck with the boys and slot floppies like you. However, unlike you, I hope my enemies are armed, and I fully understand the potential of getting slotted myself. Fortunately attacking faggots like you is as one-sided as killing civvies, since you are an admitted massive pussy.

>>519624911
He was director of kolhoz at time. He have managerial and leadership experience. To get to that post, he had to navigate political landscape, which helped later to crawl to post of President. As politician, he is WAAAAAY more capable than V.Putin.

>>519624825
How difficult do you think it is to maintain a nuclear warhead?
It's difficult for Britcucks because they're retarded, and USA has DEI, but Russia has the largest nuclear infrastructure in the world (although China now has the most advanced.
You just have to refill the Tritium once in a while, and after 20-30 years disassemble the thing to check for corrosion.
There's already diagnostics built into the warhead, to check for electronic anomalies, so that barely requires any work at all.
Even Indians and Pakis have fucking nuclear warheads.

>>519624921
>Would unironically have saved a million lives or more
Ww3 would've been less deadly??

>>519625144
Why would anyone commit suicide for Kiyiv?

>>519617957 (OP)
>over 3 years for a "in 2 weeks" "special military operation"

>>519625129
Yeah Russia would be in a way better position if Luka was in charge

>>519625216
Pure bloody mindedness

>>519625239
That may well be true. The potato man is goat.

>>519625143
Half decay period for tritium is 12 years. So my guess would be, that they need to refill it at least once in 6 years minimum. But tritium works as "booster". Nuke still will do some damage, just in smaller scale.

>Even Indians and Pakis have fucking nuclear warheads.
Pakistan have 200m population, and India around 1.4b. A lot of taxable citizens. Also they have around like 200 warheads, which is way less than 6k which Russia have.

>>519625239
Guestimate would be, that Russia would be ~30% more prosperous.

>>519617957 (OP)
The real special military operation was the 1.5million disintegrated Ziggers along the way.

>>519617957 (OP)
>In short, how long would it take for a snail move across Ukraine, given that the snail is not stopping and is moving at a constant snail's pace?

>Short answer: about 3 years (order of magnitude: a few years).
>Reasoning (assumptions & quick math):
>Assume a straight-line crossing ≈ 1,300 km (approx. east–west span of Ukraine).
>Typical garden-snail speed often quoted ≈ 0.013 m/s (that’s 0.013 metres per second).
>Distance = 1,300 km = 1,300,000 m.
>Time (s) = 1,300,000 ÷ 0.013 = 100,000,000 s.
>In days: 100,000,000 ÷ 86,400 ≈ 1,157.4 days ≈ 3.17 years.

>So: ~3 years for a typical garden snail (non-stop, constant speed). Realistically, obstacles, rest, terrain, and borders would make the trip impossible in practice — but purely mathematically, that’s the result.

btw just ignored whole thread cause it’s nothing but shills seething and coping over Russia winning

>>519619252
the tactical bathtub prevents the guts flowing away after a drone strike, its all kept within the tub; genius

>>519627077
probably main cause was just increased cargo space. May be in that bathtub can fit in two ziggers. But have not seen picture which would support that claim.

>>519621246
for any other flag except Serbian or Russian I would consider this text to be satire

>>519617957 (OP)
No, it isn't. They failed their maneuveral operations right off the bat, and had to settle for atritional warfare. That's not desirable op, see pic.

>>519617957 (OP)
They have actually LOST territory since 2022.

>>519627334
>maneuveral operations

>>519617957 (OP)
Textbook manuever operational art was our 91 first gulf war. Literally 4 days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn_SY87MUTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC_ddF8IQGA

>>519627198
Yes bro we are like Craves from Endless Space 2 or Voldemort from Harry Potter.

>>519627647
USA is 45% white thoughmever

>>519625239
I think everyone agrees on that. Putin is absolutely incompetent.

>>519627959
>brown person seethe noises
Mountain niggers are 100% non-white already. Also, get ready for some more dead browns, maybe within hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIpcTX4CMAY
When putin can make a speech like that, after defeating a million man army in 4 days, then a thread about text book victories will be appropriate.

And we kill shitskins, unlike russia.

>>519628137
Russia has incredible military, technological, scientific, etc, and leadership talent. Their talents and merits don't matter, they don't get anywhere near decision making, instead the decisions are made by loyal and/or fearful incompetent lackeys. Anyone competent is seen as a threat and neutralized before they can make any serious contributions to their society. Not to mention that the bolshevik kikes killed off their cultural, economic, academic, and military elite by the millions. The jews turned their gene-pool in to a muddy gene-puddle that stray dogs shit and piss in. It couldn't have happened if their society wasn't already ridden with issues going back hundreds of years.

That is why they're still stuck in "czar-boyar-kholop" type of society today. In which class do you think the RU flag shitposters on /pol/ belong to?
Russia has only one path forward this century - balkanization and marginalization.

>>519618305
Just to be retarded, couldn't they have? I mean they didn't because they clearly wanted to liquidate as many Russians a d Ukrainian as possible for Greater Israel, but couldn't they actually have if they wanted to?

Like fly in and drop like 15k guys in a day on kiev