Thread 519635520

/POL/ HUMOR THREAD

>>519635520 (OP)
INB4 this thread is filled with various racist and hinduphobic webms veiled as "humour." I want to extend a warning to any susceptible young viewers who haven't fallen down the alt-right pipeline yet.

Please leave this website they are trying to radicalize you by pretending their hatred is just silly memes and jokes.

But this hatred has real life effects on vulnerable communities (i.e. Brahmin and Kshatriya folx), so please seek help to deradicalize and learn to stop the hate.

Together we can prevent another Jallianwala Bagh

>>519635640
What is this the new "LOL you pol racists" leaf blessing?

>>519635640
Weak pasta

I know it's a humor thread, and I don't care. I told you, I don't shitpost until I get my Canadian pasta.

>>519635520 (OP)
he slap the SHIT out of him

>>519635833
wtf is this from?

>>519635850
"Good mornings sahib saar, you benchod mlecchas never to fail to make me humour with your "anti-Bharat (superpower 2025) threads".

Oh my golly gosh, most Brahmin will be infinitely more redeemed than any of you bloody bitch basterd madharchod dalits ever will be. By Vishnu you are on the wrong side of doing the needful. Jai Hind."

>>519635833
Wood

>>519635764
>dog whistle
right out in the open. he also admits it
>arguing with mod
he just answered him truthfully. fuckin kek

>>519635847
lmao
saved and shared

>>519635988
The movie RRR

>>519635640
fuck off jeet, no one cares, and no one wants you in their country, leave and fuck off

>>519635850
lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

>>519635764
>Dog whistles
Nigger what?

>>519635640
Indians are a plague race. They have no history worth remembering. They create rape and shit everywhere they go. They fill rivers and streets with garbage.
They deserve the worst plagues. They deserve death. They deserve hate.
Just like other phobic shit no ones afraid of you we just hate you. Go rape your grandpa in India you dumb fucks. Learn what a shift key is for and kill yourselves en masse.

>>519635520 (OP)
SAAR PLEEESE DUU NOTT REEDEEM SAAR SAAR

>>519636211
great thread

>>519636410
>Who was Chuck and what did he sell...
Lost it

>>519635520 (OP)
>when you find the microphone but not how to replace a 9v battery
>blackboy medicine cabinet

>>519635640
Thank you for your service leaf

>>519635640
The new consecration has been released. We can now begin.

>>519636714
All mike wanted was a pepsi CAWDDAMM

>>519636280
Shut the the fuck up libtard. You lost tranny.

This sport feels like a college bet. "I'll bet my next paycheck I can convince people to slap each other for fun". What a bunch of morons.

>>519636211
Its funny how obsessed jeets are with the British attempt to civilize them.
I mean it is the only historically relevant period in their entire existence so it makes sense but their weird power fantasy about it is absurd.

>>519635988
hitler approved pilled blessed maxxing

>>519636296
Lmao I fly for free on standby because my mistress has me as her spouse. Niggers like this always get mad when I get their seat.

>>519635988
I love being White

>>519636921
i think this song is too old for most of /pol/

>>519636395
It's a buzzword. Retards don't know what it means. It gained a lot of popularity after the trump presidential debate when he said proud boys stand by. The media said it was a dog whistle, even though if the context had been right, it's not a dog whistle since he said it plainly on national TV

>>519635640
TradCath leaf blessing
>>519636280
Orthodox leaf blessing
>>519636030
Vatican II leaf blessing
>mfw captcha is Y2N0G

>>519637496
>>519636921
I chuckled and got the reference. I would also get a bitching camaro reference.

>>519636921
He's not crazy. His mom's the one who's crazy. This is well known.

>>519637024
Adolf Hitler made the world safe for Kikestan

>>519638271
Why did he have to ruin that guy's car?

>>519638511
Good question

>>519638639
How did he know what size to use immediately?

>>519635988
rrr

>>519638769
practice

>>519635520 (OP)
I need a new board created where it's just nothing but India rekt videos with a heavy emphasis on trains.

>>519638994
Indian train videos are boring. You always know what's going to happen.

>>519638994
That’s pretty much just the Rekt threads over on /gif/. Like half the videos posted on those are Indians getting demolished by trains. Sometimes voluntarily, but usually not.

>>519637073
And they still twirl their mustaches like it's the 1800s. Buckbreaking of epic proportions

>>519635640
are indians the new j's?

>>519640662
Always have been

Does anyone have that dumb human "family tree" image that has shit like women having evolved from lemurs and poles descending from kitchen appliances? I desperately need it.

>>519635803
The palace guard are actual active duty soliders.

>>519640662
no. no one are the new jews. nice try jew

>>519637024
replace this stupid meme made for retards in your meme folder with pic related

>>519636341
Wait who is this guy and why is orange man roasting him that hard

>>519636921
YOU. CANT. BRING. ME. DOWN!
BRING ME DOWN YOU CANT BRING ME DOWN!
WHO YOU CALLING CRAZY!? YOU WOULDNT KNOW CRAZY IF CHARLES MANSON WAS SITTING ON YOUR FRONT PORCH EATING FRUIT LOOPS!!!

>>519637863
I too am profoundly mentally retarded and enjoy inversion of reality

i fuckin love these threads
my jeet hate folder must grow

>>519638956
So Black men were taught how to steal by White men?

>>519638639
master crim would put the signs back on

>>519637073
It's not just the indians but the entire world. The Second British Empire reached such heights that the world itself was awed into submission. The Empire was the pinnacle of Western achievement and that this feat was accomplished by a small island called forth at Heaven's command firmly established Anglo-Celtic superiority. This is why, long after the trumpets of Empire have silenced, nations still feel jealousy, resentment, and bitterness towards Britannia and her Dominions.

>>519641791
I was waiting for someone to get wrecked after not stopping

>>519636296
Honestly who cares, the social contract is completely broken, fuck airline companies, anything that costs them more money is good

>>519638333
czeched and keked!
criminally underrated too

>>519637646
>>519637654
>>519641386

Based anons itt

>>519640655
god i wish this was a real radio station

>>519635640
Kek
Shut up

>>519638391
Is this real? How fucking tiny is that guy? Wtf

>>519642322
Checked and kek'd. He even cried like a wittle baybee

>>519635640
I like it

>>519641220
a watermelon seller...

>>519642074
Oh no, that sucks

>>519642507
He is a 5'11" king.

>>519642507
yeah, his name is Koksal Baba.
He allegedly used to be a boxer and has the personality of one of those Nokia transformers. I am sure anons have more webms. Here is his YT.
https://www.youtube.com/@koksalbaba61/featured

>>519641220
Think that's Erdogan PM of Turkey

>>519642956
kek, that's a good one

>>519643330
I just saw that one a few days ago and chuckled. Can't believe the madlad was riding that in the city.

>>519642256
I think it's kinda based. the airport is a huge humiliation ritual anyways

>>519643330
me after i say negro instead of nigger

>>519635520 (OP)
Who takes part in a contest where you are slapped like a bitch?

OPL tomorrow night!

>>519635803
Shitskin moment.
Any trampled children have surely been browns, in which case they were not human and their lives do not hold value. Also its not a tourist attraction, he's guarding the royal palace, moron.

>>519642887
Oh snap! Orange man really is a top notch shit poster

>>519642956
FUCK YO COUCH NIGGAH!

>>519643616
>HUMANS! Wait! Those ones are old, if I don't move they won't see me
>Sneak - 100 award

>>519643616
The bear fears the oblivious boomer

I still laugh at this one every time

>>519637863
It was your country that did that, actually.

>>519644003
>Covers mouth
Really Sasha?

>>519637073
>it is the only historically relevant period in their entire existence
What about that time when Alexander the Great tried to civilize them?

>>519644315
I hate FDR so much it's unreal
>Me when I go full doom guy and find FDR In hell

>>519644252
please dont be russia please dont be russia please dont be russia

>>519644393
She is just used to having things in her mouth when she is having a good time

>>519642441
soon bro... soon

>>519636573
bet that guy was fired.

>>519644250
>fears
I think it's the exactly opposite.
By being ignored it didn't feel threatened.

>>519639499
Saar numbers redeemed, is this the famos /poo/ humo thread?

>>519641386
Theres an emotion in me, there's an emotion in me. Emotion number thirteen!

>>519637646
interesting.
I had never seen the non-9/11 version of this.

>>519635520 (OP)
https://youtube.com/shorts/1eQWYHpy_S8

>>519643567
I found out during 'rona that masks stop you from smelling a fart.

>>519638391
5'9 vs 6'0

>>519646334
obvious AI, but as a non-bear-country-enjoyer is that actually to scale?

>>519646334
whoa, grok is this real?

>>519635640
Indians are fucking pathetic

>>519635520 (OP)
Thank you to whoever condensed this to the appropriate content needed. A modern masterpiece, and a timeless life lesson.

>>519646448
kodiak brown bears get even bigger than that

>>519646334
I don't know the context of this one. Save it from a webm thread.

>>519635988
lmao I think this woman hangs out on here

>>519639947
Jeets could never

>>519642074
None of the cars were stopping

>>519646832
Ha! Nice.

>>519646448
it's possible, but that's a goddamn large grizzly.

>>519637496
you're the one that's crazy!

>>519643076
Giving a modern woman any kind of commitment is a life ruining mistake. Fuck these cunts and the pathetic 'males' that enable their delusions

>>519646987
That's their follow vehicle/broom wagon. This type of cyclist tends to emulate every single thing they see in the professional races no matter the cost or inconvenience.

>>519646334
AI brainrotslop

>>519644776
Kek can't even google her name with safe search without least one image of her mouth open or some text saying "cum in my down my fucking throat."

>>519646448
dying laughing at this every time it is posted

>>519647220
No we're talking about the webm with the stolen bike. None of the cars were stopping before the sign got stolen

>>519647681
It's sped up, but they are at the very least doing a rolling stop.

>>519644757
Bongland

>>519637242
Yucky

>>519636421
Based

>>519636921
Body count cover is better.

>>519647037
So stupid but it still gets me every time.

>>519635640
Pajeeets are not humans

>>519649140
cougar and deer: forest cops

>>519646635
just fucking shoot it fucking hell

>>519647950
God I hate their stupid fucking accent

>>519637242
>will twerk for ebt

>>519649917
I was playing Fallout: London and other than the writing going to the shitter halfway through the MQ I also just had it with the accents.

>>519635640
>webms
Yeah, I prefer my racist and hinduphobic humour in static form too.

>>519645040
you should get fired for saving a thumbnail

>>519643076
and then after that conversation she changes nothing and still keeps ignoring you until you get fed up and just cheat on her like you should have done to begin with

>>519648608
>get on a benda' like Gavin & Brenda

>>519643270
It's Türkiye

>>519635847
reminder: this is what blacked & made lady gaga

>>519650579
tfw no fat gf

>>519650219
thumbnail is the best part for a carlos enjoyer

>>519635640
Same here in Eastern Europe(which is basically Hindu land due to the historical and cultural impact Hindus have had here).

People are very clearly being manipulated to hate us, which sucks, but dont worry bro, we'll get them in the end :)

>>519643076
My wife will bend over or throw her legs back whenever I ask her to. I've fucked in her mom's bed, in a vacation house full of my family, anywhere any time. Even when she doesn't feel like having sex. Then when she is in the mood, which is about 30% of the time, she will orgasm and I get mine as well. I have a higher sex drive than her. Life could be simple, but some women make it extra hard. If she doesn't give it up, you need to leave, unless she tells you that you can get pussy elsewhere if she's not "in the mood", as if it's that much of a fucking chore. We've been together almost 14 years and I have had sex about 4-10 times a week since.
I even asked her why she doesn't say no, when the world is telling her she can, and she merely said "I love you, and I want to please you and be with you. If just having sex keeps you from seeking other women, then it's really not that hard."
Keep on the lookout, boys. There are unicorns out there. I have never cheated, had the chance, but wouldn't. Because I'm not gonna lose what I have. Also, she loves abalone, even though it hurts her. God I love this woman.

>>519651185
a fat horny wife is even better! kek

>>519652601
>I love you, and I want to please you and be with you. If just having sex keeps you from seeking other women, then it's really not that hard
This reads like one of those “my three-year-old replied to my simple question with a philosophical discourse of Hegelian dialectics” posts on X

holi baloney saar

>>519652601
Any kids?

>>519650219
that karate kid's thumbnail was pretty fired

>>519652601
Is this copypasta?
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don’t have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses a roll of toilet paper per day. If you have a family of 4, that’s 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. Toilet paper rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>>519654247
That was a wholesome chuckle. And show me your "O face"

>>519635520 (OP)
He got that SLP-N1 Visa

German ingenuity
https://x.com/antiantifa73698/status/1981079286682374332

>>519654362
2 boys. One 12, the other 5.

https://kick.com/ac7ionman

actionman covering anti ice rally in SF.

>>519635833
You spin me right round baby right round

>>519643941
>fucking 2025
>thinks the royal crown holds any value aside from a tourist attraction

>>519653864
It was her honest opinion. She's hyper-jealous and doesn't want me looking at other women.

She is very intelligent for a woman and understands how simple men can be when it comes to relationships. If saying "if I have a lot of sex with you, then you won't try to find someone else" is mind.blowi g or fake to you, youre fucked in the brain, son.

>>519654524
Its not pasta, it's my life. I'm not sure why toilet paper is coming into the conversation here, but I will say that my wife uses the bulk of it, she uses like a full pull to wipe a mans ass after a shit to dab her pussy after she pees. I told her to just take less and fold it more. We are poor and can't afford to "hoard" anything.

>>519646635
>Oh hullo, do you have a moment to talk about the good word? Also that smells delicious what are you cooking in here?

>>519640809
Here you go

singh
singh a songh
singh out loud
singh out strongh
singh
of good things, not bad
singh
of happy, not sad

singh
singh a songh
give them big rigs
and let them drive all wrongh
don't worry
that it's not good enough
let timmy commute in fear
just singh
singh a songh

>>519657263
Wait isn't the guy behind this account some failure uggo?

>>519636812
That’s not the blessing faggot.

>>519656689
Listen here Jack, I’m gonna set you straight. I’ll say this only once so listen up fat. Back in my day we didn’t call it Covid whatever, we called it the “Shanghai Shivers”. Okay here’s the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol’ Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the “Shanghai Shivers” one year, and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, “It ain’t no thang” you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That’s how I know you are full of shit. I’d punch your daughter in the mouth.

>>519640662
No. Jeets are sociopathic narcissists without empathy, just like Jews, but not as smart.

hey you

>>519646334
Is this real?

>>519641911
Grim.

>>519657513
Redeemed.

>>519657462
Now THATs some good pasta. Thanks, buster!

>>519641827
>le heckin' central banking is basederino
>omg dutch corporations usurping the throne, sign me up
>bro I'm so desperate to escape religious persecution I'll indenture myself to a joint-stock corpo, soooooo based
>muh industrial smog
>hang and gibbet the peasants who disagree

i don't know why
they push it like they do
the inconvenience
they put me through
crowd my country
and my internet
i haven't smelled
the worst of it yet

i want to know
that you'll help me
on flushing day

take them to the river
drop them in the water
try this western river
how do you like our water
holding them down
holding them down

>>519636030
Do it right faggot.

>>519642074
Nigger didn't put any cones in the road.

>>519638333
southern brazilians are too wholesome for this country

>>519646923
How do they get the cat to do that?

>>519635803
Move aside or be trampled, simple as

>>519658440
Even bears are civilized.

>>519646635
the context is a bear climbed on his roof and the guy was like 'whoa'

>>519658584
truly

>>519652601
I want to believe this is true.
>>519654419

what's with all tye sleazy oily swingers on here that can't wait to tell you how they fuck and when was the last time and the first time and what's their favorite flavor of lube NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS INFORMATION

>>519636761
This one is true but in the most homosexual way possible

>>519635520 (OP)
>Subramahuman

>>519638391
Basically all fights in one piece post eines lobby

>>519635640
Get the fuck out of my country.

the future is thicc dark chocolate

>>519648771
I JUST WANT TO PLAY XBOX

>>519651285
>in Eastern Europe(which is basically Hindu land due to the historical and cultural impact Hindus have had here).

Pajeet delusion and superiority complex knows no bounds. You don’t have any claim whatsoever to Eastern Europe. You’re a fucking virus. You create nothing but garbage and shit everywhere you go. You’re all desperate to flee shithole India and live with anyone else, and the second you arrive you shed all gratitude and claim superiority and that you deserve to be there.

You’re a fucking virus of dysgenic, inbred, shitskin Fecaloids. You have ZERO claim to Europe. I can’t wait to send all you smelly weak fucks back to shithole India and slaughter the ones who refuse to leave.

Fuck you. You ugly Hindu inbred shit smelling rat.

THIRDIE MEMES
>FOR THIRDIES
>BY THIRDIES
>ABOUT THIRDIES
MAKE YOUR OWN WEBSITE, THIRDIES

>>519635640
>vulnerable?
lol. You people are like a mafia. You’re as protected as Jews. You openly state that you are taking over. You get guaranteed SBA interest free loans. You’re arrogant, insulting and obnoxious. You openly boast about replacing us. What the fuck do you expect, poolie poo? GTFO.,

>>519651285
>desperate to flee shithole homeland and love with others
>”Vee deserve to be here Saar!”
>”de land is ours saaar!”

What causes you retarded Fecaloids to act like this?

>>519638639
Its insane how hard the work to make sure they don't work

>>519636921
Oldfag checking in

>>519651285
Nobody is being manipulated into hating you, everybody just sees how ugly, smelly, dysgenic, inbred, retarded, low IQ, and ENTITLED you are. Despite being such a worthless and fecaloid race whose homeland is a shithole and who is desperate to live with anyone else, you STILL believe youre superior to everybody and say shit like this.

>>519636296

if you do this more than a few times you'll be blacklisted, kek. it's like skiplagging, the algorithm will anally rape you fairly quickly.

>>519635988
CHECKED! and HH \o
for all the garbage, poorly assimilated Jeets that pose as White LEAFS,(Which are becoming MOAR BASED by the day, I might add,) Here's how it's done:

>pic REL

>>519635520 (OP)
This "sport" seems like a really bad idea

>>519636341
lol. I had to come to terms with the fact that Trump is just going to screw me over no matter what.

>>519646923
Is that real?

>>519636921
We're the Pepsi Generation

>>519655602
No, rock historians actually talk about granite and basalt. It's fascinating, really.

>>519659978
>I'm a man btw

>>519659994
you are relieved

>>519659475
this meme is inaccurate. both result in getting called racist.

>>519636925
>libtard?
What are you doing? We don’t use that word around here.

>>519654561
Got on the front page of reddit years ago when I was a normie for my commenting on this "We've peaked as a species"...........

I was young and wrong. This video is peak degenerate.

>>519646923
I get the feeling that this one is fake because my cats arms dont have that kind of joint but it could honestly just be a breed thing

>>519659228
>@thechosenberg
It's almost too perfect, it might just be a /pol/ack falseflagging for the lulz.

>>519635988
Also:
Wife material.
*(This CHAN sucks Troondick so hard now that old Webm OC is too big to poast...FUCK YOU RAPEAPE!!1!)

Lives in Canada.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/457i0r.mp4

>>519644757
>please dont be russia please dont be russia please dont be russia

that's a tube station in london.

>>519635803
The sky over the Mall was the colour of old pewter when the Queen’s Royal Guard received the alert. A single encrypted ping from Buckingham Palace: Extract Her Majesty. All costs.
They came in black Range Rovers, Union flags snapping, Gurkhas riding shotgun with SA80s racked and ready. The crowd had swollen outside the gates—school trips, toddlers on shoulders, paper crowns from the gift shop—everyone hoping for a wave from the balcony. Ninety-eight years old, frail as rice paper, but still the fixed star of their constellation.
Then the shot. A single crack from the Victoria Memorial. No one saw the rifle, only the bloom of red on the Queen’s shoulder as she lifted a gloved hand. Time folded like a road map.
Captain James Harrow heard the order in his earpiece, calm as a parade ground: Clear the kill-zone. Now.

>>519635640
>leaf
>faggot
who would've fucking guess, fuck off troon

>>519660359
The lead Rover did not slow. It ploughed through the press of bodies, crushing them under run-flat tyres. Screams were brief. The refugees had nowhere to go.
A mother in a Barbour tried to haul her daughter clear; the bullbar caught the child at the knees. There was no scream—only the wet pop of ligaments, the dull thud of a small body folding beneath the vehicle. The mother’s mouth opened in a perfect O, but the engine noise swallowed it.
More Rovers followed. They had drilled this on Pirbright ranges: advance, contain, extract. Civilians were scenery.

>>519660395
A boy in a Chelsea kit clutched a cardboard crown he’d coloured himself. He stood frozen between two Rovers, crown fluttering like a surrender flag. The driver—Corporal Rhys, two tours in Helmand—saw the kid’s eyes, wide and wet. He eased off the accelerator for half a heartbeat. The captain’s voice cracked in his headset: Rhys, you hesitate, she dies. Rhys floored it. The crown shredded under tyres; the boy became a red comma on the tarmac.
Inside the palace, medics swarmed Queen Elizabeth. The bullet had clipped an artery; crimson soaked the corgi-embroidered cushions. She was conscious, lips moving. A doctor leaned close.

>>519660438
“Tell them…” Her voice a dry whisper. “Tell them I’m sorry for the mess.”
Outside, the Guard formed a cordon of bearskins and bayonets. The crowd—those still standing—pressed forward, not in anger now but in animal confusion. A grandmother beat at a guardsman’s tunic with a rolled-up Union Jack. The guardsman raised his rifle butt, then saw the photo pinned to her cardigan: herself at age six, waving at the 1954 royal Daimler. He lowered the rifle. Someone behind him did not.
By the time the Agusta lifted the Queen toward King Edward VII’s, the forecourt looked like a butcher’s slab. Twenty-three children, the news would later count. The Guard lost none.

>>519660463
In the lead Rover, James Harrow wiped a smear of blood from his windscreen and stared at the palace balcony—empty now, curtains twitching in the wind. He thought of his own daughter, safe in Surrey, and felt nothing but the engine’s vibration in his bones.
The official communiqué was two lines: Her Majesty is stable. Security protocols were executed flawlessly.
Years later, veterans would swear the Mall still smelled of gun oil and copper on foggy mornings. Children’s shoes—tiny, patent, one with a lightsaber keyring—turned up in the Thames as far as Greenwich. No one claimed them. The Guard added a discreet clause to their oath: We do not hesitate. They never spoke of the crowns.

>>519641515
I cannot wrap my mind around the poolie poo. It’s just zany. How did this happen? And they’re so arrogant about the superiority of shit like this.

>>519636797
KEK!

>>519660070
Not really ,but thanks? I'll go to the loo.

From 1979.

>>519659434
Lame

>>519639947
A single white man mogs the entire Indian race

>>519636797
What is this fake AI shit?

>>519656787
Thank you

>>519636925
Lurk moar newfag and take your leaf blessing

>>519639393
Have some fresh OC

>>519646334
Fake AI videos will wreak worse havoc on the social fabric than porn.

>>519641515
Nothing wrong with eating with your hands, chud.

>>519640655
Checked
But i do prefer HonkFM
It's DOT live for those who desire the Unpozzed hits.
Also searchable on Startpage.

>>519640973
>The palace guard are actual active duty soliders
Yes and King Charles is a "real" king

>>519636030
Dance for me, opportunity economy wagie!

>>519635520 (OP)
Why post the edit?

>>519661259
Good. Accelerate.

NEW THREAD

>>519660606
>>519660606
>>519660606

>>519635741
>>519635640

>>519641515
at least he is pooing in the loo
the cleanest jeet ever

>>519662404
That is not a humor thread

ur mom's not a humor thread

>>519643439
Dick status?

available, stud