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>You can be the blackest gorilla out there, but if you like cheese and can eat it with no indigestion, you're spiritually white
The ultimate litmus test to be allowed to live in a civilized society should to be to eat a cheeseburger with a fried egg and bacon on it and drink a milkshake without experiencing gastrointestinal distress. This one test literally weeds out every undesirable.