Thread 519639416

Styx claims smartphones became ubiquitous in the 90s, and says you now need smartphones to buy groceries. And he complains that he's losing viewership.
https://youtu.be/fti_aypiQQs?t=328

>>519639416 (OP)
Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.

Styx Laptop pledge drive:
https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4

>Petition to make Styx get a job
https://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job

▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD
▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)
▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software

>>519639416 (OP)
hes a jesuit government shill
fuck off faggot

>>519639416 (OP)
>smartphones became ubiquitous in the 90s
They did though. It was the end of the 90s.
You must buy styx a gaming laptop to atone. He needs a gaming laptop to record streams and is too fucking stupid to get one repaired or take out a HDD so he just throws them in a skip after 6 months and pisses and moans about how he needs a new gaming laptop. What an arsehole.

>>519639416 (OP)
oi! thanks for this!
Please post in >>>/vr/ and tell them the real name for the Sega Master System was originally the "SEGA System".
They get really mad, especially the jannies, even though it's a very true fact.

>>519639416 (OP)
Was he wrong? they're ubiquitious in bugland (china) and they're about to become mandatory to work in the UK if not required in almost exactly the same format. I'm going to not bother with this and see what happens, when it gets seriously painful I guess I will die lol.

>>519640481
the first iphone was released in 2007

>>519641854
But smart phones were around a decade before the iphone. Nokia 9000 communicator flipped open to reveal a keyboard and decent sized screen for browsing the web.

Iphones just made technology easier to ise for 13 year old girls and people of color. That is the market they still dominate, the least tech savy people on the planet. But that is the point where they became ubiquitous I guess.

>>519642598
Yes, a limited number were around earlier, but they were rare and certainly not "ubiquitous" as you noted.
Styx is saying that iphones and clones were commonplace in the 90s.

>>519639416 (OP)
Who cares? DeYoung's solo stuff is where the real gold is at.