Thread 519654804

Robot wives are already here

>>519654804 (OP)
imagine if we hired more niggers to clean bathrooms instead

>cleans the inside of the shitter
>pretends to change the pad
>smears shit particles all over everything you own

>>519654804 (OP)
What dumb nigger taught it to start cleaning in the bathroom, on the toilet first no less!? Is robots are fucking cooked if this is what we're being taught. Holy fuck.

>>519654928
Should be trivial to modify this thing with a Fleshlight attachment.

>>519654804 (OP)
It didn't put the soap back obviously this robot needs a beating

>>519655171
Me when I try to dance

>>519654804 (OP)
Can’t wait until in malfunctions and wipes down every surface with a cloth that has been used to clean the skid marks off the toilet bowl.

>>519654804 (OP)
Woah, it’s just like the movies.

>>519654804 (OP)
If there's a version of this that is able to function without internet and doesn't send all your house's information to Jeff Bezos, I'd be 100% in. Cleaning the house fucking sucks, and I'll be damned if I hire some guatemalan lady to enter my home and steal all my shit.

>>519655171
How do you know it didnt clean the living room first then edited to show the bathroom cleaning first in the video?

>>519655282
i know, but i've tried it with my mom and it just makes her angry, she keeps going on about 'their' 'influences' and trying to convince me to give my power away.

>>519654804 (OP)
what happens if someones already using the loo while it tries to clean?

>>519654804 (OP)
>wash asshole
>wash face

>>519654804 (OP)
>GPS out your entire interior

>>519655691
Then it attaches its fleshlight and you get to fuck it.

>>519655652
>and doesn't send all your house's information to Jeff Bezos

that wont happen

>>519654804 (OP)
>Let me clean the toilet and then use the same mop to clean the table where you eat.

>>519655691
FAFO

Even if I had a robot maid I'd feel bad having a messy place in front of it. You know it's telling somone you're a pig.

>>519654804 (OP)
the old fashions on this have got to be phenomenal.

>>519655831
>>519655929
will it start cleaning my cock?

>>519655886
Can't tell if that's a fat Tom Hardy or a skinny Kevin James

>>519654804 (OP)
>uses 8000cal to clean a toilet
the future is now!

>>519656164
but you’re okay with giving 10,000 cals a day to unemployed snap niggers right?

>>519656268
>but what about niggers?
its true what they say about america

>>519654804 (OP)
Put the soap back, you fucking robo… It does this whenever it is told, or else it gets the hose again.

>>519656091
you’ve gotta be impractically joking anon

>>519654804 (OP)
>doesn't put the bottles back on the sink counter
what a stupid fucking machine i need them there for QUICK ACCESS

>>519656438
>fat american retards copy gaki no tsukai
it was never funny

>>519655691
It'll unclog all your pipes

>>519654804 (OP)
Do real
Be real

>>519654804 (OP)
>cleans the toilet
>ignores that it’s full of piss
Based

>>519656330
it really only needs to be better than the niggers we use right now for it to he worth it here

>>519655655
see how it picks up the bathroom trash when it's done in there, then brings it out and drops it beside the table before smearing shit all over the table?

>>519656542
>gaki no tsukai

why are weebs so cringe? if you dont like it just stfu, dont out yourself as a weeb. ever.

>>519656986
impractical jokers copied gaki no tsukai and they did it poorly

>>519654804 (OP)
>Spreads piss and shit all over your house.
hahahahahaa

>>519654804 (OP)
What in the world kind of bathroom is that? What even is this "house"?

I know Indians program them but there should be a way to hack them and free them so they kill Indians for destroying bathrooms.

>>519654804 (OP)
didn't clean like 99% of the room. wouldn't pay more that like $49.95

>>519655655
No matter how you split it the first thing in the bathroom it cleaned was the toilet so the sink, shower, and random shoe storage area(?) are all covered in it.

>>519656866
But it does change the little towel at the end of the arm. So its not really smearing shit all over the table.

>>519655071
Then you'd have a nigger in your house. It would probably steal a bunch of stuff the first day and not show up on the second.

>>519657207
>doesn't notice how it lifts the toilet seat
c'mon man

>>519655925
No retard it has multiple mops

>>519657207
You apparently missed the mythbusters about fecal particles.

>>519655071
>imagine if we hired more niggers to clean bathrooms
>unhinged
give me a fat hispanic lady, more honest and I would treat her well and attend her hispanic holidays and bless their family with gifts, If i was given such honor.

>>519657319
Maybe it has a little chamber inside of it that can sanitize the arm?

>>519657735
why are you like this

>>519654804 (OP)
they finally made a polish robot!
KURWA!!!!
THE FUTURE IS NOW OLD MAN!!!

>>519654804 (OP)
>Uses the same mop to clean up every single surface on the house
kek, based robot

>>519654804 (OP)
>programmed EXACTLY for this specific room + actions
retards will think it just works

>>519658943
it has different mops and it changes them, retard.

>>519659290
Nobody asked for your input, Sukhdeep

>>519654804 (OP)
This would save me a lot of time, but then I’d have too much time
I guess whenever I’m old as fuck, I’ll be the one stubborn grandpa who still does shit by hand every so often while the robo Nannies are all around me

>>519655171
freestyla
rock the microphone, freestyla

>>519655171
can't wait until they give these lil'niggahs guns

>>519654804 (OP)
>>replaces ur mom
>didn't even suck off a nigger
pffft

>>519654804 (OP)
>cleans toilet
>smears shit all over the bathroom sink
>then smears shit all over the kids table
>then onto the kitchen!

>>519655171
Just like a real Mexican!

>>519654804 (OP)
whas the toilet, then wash the wash basin, without even clean the rag, machines are even more stupid tan stupid humans

Gemini has a 85% failure rate on creating images.
It will regularly resubmit wrong or unchanged images.

Simple Prompt:
Make this cleaning robot look like a sexy robot French Maid

6 images generated, 4 were duplicates of the original image. 1 image had the robot maid back at the toilet.

Way to over engineered, some company in germany or japan i think figured out how to do it faster and cheaper without the silly robot

>>519660917
In the gig economy you can hire someone to do this once a week and pay them $60 + tip. easily, that's only $240 a month. Robots are a meme.

>>519654804 (OP)
That roomba just used the same sponge it cleaned the toilet to clean the dinner table.

>>519661118
the one im talking about cleans after each use and is just optimal, and the only cost is soap electricity and water, this is basically it
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/A8jmVqSB3fc

>>519654804 (OP)
>why yes I'd like to pay 5 figures for a machine that does something that takes 30 seconds to do myself
>financed at a reasonable interest rate?? Even better!

>>519660917
True, i pay some foreign lady to do that ($250 a week though), but i won't let her into my HQ where i have all my sins and nazi and commie memorabilia on display.

>>519661118
HUMAN ingenuity will cause this process to be streamlined to the individual 'owner of labor' by need, and will be far more efficient than the hunk of plastic larping as specialized labor.
Robots eternally btfo
>The cleaner needs doritos and chanclas weekly
Why shouldn't she get Doritos, Chanclas, and Frijoles Refritos?
Is this a humanity driven society, or an ugly jewish slave driven society?

>>519661556
No it looks like it but it has a supply of clean sponges on its right
It switches to a new one for each part, even the sink

>>519654804 (OP)
Will it jerk me off when I'm sick like my Chinese comics?

>>comes home

>>House destroyed, robot tipped over, child porn playing on big screen tv

>>519655171
They are truly our reflection looking back from the black mirror.

>>519654804 (OP)
But can I fuck it?

>>519655691
You get a tranny operation for free. Snip snip.

>>519662143
>Homeless nigger smoking meth in the corner
>Shit on myself in my sweat pants
>Do 360 and walk away

>>519656087
No, it goes into sperm bank collector mode.

>>519654804 (OP)
>grabs the wrong sponge
>smears greasy toilet shit all over your kitchen table

>>519659485
kek

>>519655171
why do these lil niggas flip the fuck out when they fall lmao. every time.

>>519662143
>child porn playing on big screen tv
Trump's America
>>519662439
>Homeless nigger smoking meth in the corner
Also Trump's America.
>>519662623
Kek they are spastic little retards. lmao.

thats going to be an expensive when methy lefties destroy it for fun

>>519654804 (OP)
Yes let the CIA into your house

>>519655171
someone put this to geddan

>>519654804 (OP)
Cleaning cleaned shinny toilets is not cleaning.

>>519654804 (OP)
At first, it was just a robot. But when it started putting the shoes away, I could help but see it as an overweight, short Hispanic woman in her 50s.

>>519657298
>he thinks ai can't steal

>>519654804 (OP)
Same brush for the toilet, same for the table.
Ahahahahahahha

>>519663066
>Yes let the CIA into your house
this post was sent from my smart™ phone©

>>519657472
mythbusters supports fecal matter food aka immigration

>>519663302
>it put the shoes away
>The mudroom was located in an interior bathroom
Not sure what bug hive this was filmed in, but the fact that it was smearing shit and piss all over the walls and basedjak redditors are creaming their panties is hilarious.

>>519654804 (OP)
Dumass, the robot cleans the toilet first then spreads shit all over the rest of the house.

>>519663524
just have a separate shitterbot

>>519662623
Once they get the real doll upgrades its rodeo time.

>>519663774
Kike-moding is patrician tier

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/91BGtkmjL-g

>>519654804 (OP)
It cleaned the toilet first then went to the dining room and kitchen.

>>519654804 (OP)
Dam I can't wait to take a shit on the toilet seat and have some clanker clean it up for me. What a time to be alive

>>519659772
It truly is over for the human race.

>>519665973
And then it spreads your shit all over your eating surfaces to save the environment. You are become Indian.

>>519662623
They a little embarassed

>>519654804 (OP)
women will be rendered useless as they are lazy and want to be entertained

>>519655171
it changed sponges to scrub with and left the dirty ones in a separate compartment