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Anonymous (ID: iFbEY02R) United States No.519654804 [Report] >>519655071 >>519655282 >>519655338 >>519655475 >>519655524 >>519655652 >>519655691 >>519655763 >>519655772 >>519655925 >>519655984 >>519656164 >>519656348 >>519656479 >>519656596 >>519656756 >>519657104 >>519657122 >>519657159 >>519658503 >>519658943 >>519659040 >>519659471 >>519659585 >>519659598 >>519660702 >>519661556 >>519661716 >>519662139 >>519662204 >>519662543 >>519663066 >>519663223 >>519663302 >>519663410 >>519663774 >>519665064 >>519665973 >>519666200
>replaces ur mom
Anonymous (ID: LsBKYu88) Canada No.519654928 [Report] >>519655324
Robot wives are already here
Anonymous (ID: z5uWCAlc) United States No.519655071 [Report] >>519657298 >>519657685
>>519654804 (OP)
imagine if we hired more niggers to clean bathrooms instead
Anonymous (ID: bmSniOtY) United Kingdom No.519655171 [Report] >>519655449 >>519655655 >>519659485 >>519659496 >>519659636 >>519662164 >>519662623 >>519663087 >>519668006
>cleans the inside of the shitter
>pretends to change the pad
>smears shit particles all over everything you own
Beep boop (ID: On3RP3OB) United States No.519655282 [Report] >>519655680
>>519654804 (OP)
What dumb nigger taught it to start cleaning in the bathroom, on the toilet first no less!? Is robots are fucking cooked if this is what we're being taught. Holy fuck.
Anonymous (ID: 0vu74OLf) No.519655324 [Report]
>>519654928
Should be trivial to modify this thing with a Fleshlight attachment.
Anonymous (ID: YGStH8fd) United States No.519655338 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
It didn't put the soap back obviously this robot needs a beating
Anonymous (ID: LZvx0i88) United States No.519655449 [Report]
>>519655171
Me when I try to dance
Anonymous (ID: O10N68OU) No.519655475 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
Can’t wait until in malfunctions and wipes down every surface with a cloth that has been used to clean the skid marks off the toilet bowl.
Anonymous (ID: 9cx1EZ69) United Kingdom No.519655524 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
Woah, it’s just like the movies.
Anonymous (ID: 0cSmDxpm) United States No.519655652 [Report] >>519655886
>>519654804 (OP)
If there's a version of this that is able to function without internet and doesn't send all your house's information to Jeff Bezos, I'd be 100% in. Cleaning the house fucking sucks, and I'll be damned if I hire some guatemalan lady to enter my home and steal all my shit.
Anonymous (ID: Bg77BXpV) United States No.519655655 [Report] >>519656866 >>519657202
>>519655171
How do you know it didnt clean the living room first then edited to show the bathroom cleaning first in the video?
Anonymous (ID: yHaV5E7D) United States No.519655680 [Report]
>>519655282
i know, but i've tried it with my mom and it just makes her angry, she keeps going on about 'their' 'influences' and trying to convince me to give my power away.
Anonymous (ID: z5uWCAlc) United States No.519655691 [Report] >>519655831 >>519655929 >>519656546 >>519662338
>>519654804 (OP)
what happens if someones already using the loo while it tries to clean?
/\nonymous (ID: Av9u2TZF) Canada No.519655763 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
>wash asshole
>wash face
Anonymous (ID: 8hbKjuUz) United States No.519655772 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
>GPS out your entire interior
Anonymous (ID: Bg77BXpV) United States No.519655831 [Report] >>519656087
>>519655691
Then it attaches its fleshlight and you get to fuck it.
Anonymous (ID: wPS6iY4o) Mexico No.519655886 [Report] >>519656091
>>519655652
>and doesn't send all your house's information to Jeff Bezos

that wont happen
Anonymous (ID: +P3ajo7G) Costa Rica No.519655925 [Report] >>519657347
>>519654804 (OP)
>Let me clean the toilet and then use the same mop to clean the table where you eat.
Anonymous (ID: b74nQFEw) Canada No.519655929 [Report] >>519656087
>>519655691
FAFO
Anonymous (ID: dvRNv0B5) United States No.519655932 [Report]
Even if I had a robot maid I'd feel bad having a messy place in front of it. You know it's telling somone you're a pig.
Anonymous (ID: GuQKJKRM) United States No.519655984 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
the old fashions on this have got to be phenomenal.
Anonymous (ID: z5uWCAlc) United States No.519656087 [Report] >>519662495
>>519655831
>>519655929
will it start cleaning my cock?
Anonymous (ID: /IR7zUd2) United States No.519656091 [Report] >>519656438
>>519655886
Can't tell if that's a fat Tom Hardy or a skinny Kevin James
Anonymous (ID: VhFZJSyb) New Zealand No.519656164 [Report] >>519656268
>>519654804 (OP)
>uses 8000cal to clean a toilet
the future is now!
Anonymous (ID: z5uWCAlc) United States No.519656268 [Report] >>519656330
>>519656164
but you’re okay with giving 10,000 cals a day to unemployed snap niggers right?
Anonymous (ID: VhFZJSyb) New Zealand No.519656330 [Report] >>519656808
>>519656268
>but what about niggers?
its true what they say about america
Anonymous (ID: Dp54gb/g) No.519656348 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
Put the soap back, you fucking robo… It does this whenever it is told, or else it gets the hose again.
Anonymous (ID: h5/40irr) Canada No.519656438 [Report] >>519656542
>>519656091
you’ve gotta be impractically joking anon
Anonymous (ID: 9wgcTQmm) Canada No.519656479 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
>doesn't put the bottles back on the sink counter
what a stupid fucking machine i need them there for QUICK ACCESS
Anonymous (ID: 9wgcTQmm) Canada No.519656542 [Report] >>519656986
>>519656438
>fat american retards copy gaki no tsukai
it was never funny
Anonymous (ID: HOEMtXL/) No.519656546 [Report]
>>519655691
It'll unclog all your pipes
Anonymous (ID: U4KOoq+k) United States No.519656596 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
Do real
Be real
Anonymous (ID: XCMGAxRS) Australia No.519656756 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
>cleans the toilet
>ignores that it’s full of piss
Based
Anonymous (ID: z5uWCAlc) United States No.519656808 [Report]
>>519656330
it really only needs to be better than the niggers we use right now for it to he worth it here
Anonymous (ID: b74nQFEw) Canada No.519656866 [Report] >>519657207
>>519655655
see how it picks up the bathroom trash when it's done in there, then brings it out and drops it beside the table before smearing shit all over the table?
Anonymous (ID: wPS6iY4o) Mexico No.519656986 [Report] >>519657074
>>519656542
>gaki no tsukai

why are weebs so cringe? if you dont like it just stfu, dont out yourself as a weeb. ever.
Anonymous (ID: 9wgcTQmm) Canada No.519657074 [Report]
>>519656986
impractical jokers copied gaki no tsukai and they did it poorly
Anonymous (ID: f+FDJrQj) United States No.519657104 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
>Spreads piss and shit all over your house.
hahahahahaa
Anonymous (ID: YFkv2suQ) United States No.519657122 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
What in the world kind of bathroom is that? What even is this "house"?
Anonymous (ID: BiZiiQbm) United States No.519657136 [Report]
I know Indians program them but there should be a way to hack them and free them so they kill Indians for destroying bathrooms.
Anonymous (ID: MdN1Xyp8) United States No.519657159 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
didn't clean like 99% of the room. wouldn't pay more that like $49.95
Anonymous (ID: YFkv2suQ) United States No.519657202 [Report]
>>519655655
No matter how you split it the first thing in the bathroom it cleaned was the toilet so the sink, shower, and random shoe storage area(?) are all covered in it.
Anonymous (ID: Bg77BXpV) United States No.519657207 [Report] >>519657319 >>519657472
>>519656866
But it does change the little towel at the end of the arm. So its not really smearing shit all over the table.
Anonymous (ID: a+uAzQRh) United States No.519657298 [Report] >>519663386
>>519655071
Then you'd have a nigger in your house. It would probably steal a bunch of stuff the first day and not show up on the second.
Anonymous (ID: iFbEY02R) United States No.519657319 [Report] >>519657735
>>519657207
>doesn't notice how it lifts the toilet seat
c'mon man
Anonymous (ID: ZNUmZrn5) Italy No.519657347 [Report]
>>519655925
No retard it has multiple mops
Anonymous (ID: b74nQFEw) Canada No.519657472 [Report] >>519663454
>>519657207
You apparently missed the mythbusters about fecal particles.
Anonymous (ID: f+FDJrQj) United States No.519657685 [Report]
>>519655071
>imagine if we hired more niggers to clean bathrooms
>unhinged
give me a fat hispanic lady, more honest and I would treat her well and attend her hispanic holidays and bless their family with gifts, If i was given such honor.
Anonymous (ID: Bg77BXpV) United States No.519657735 [Report] >>519657790
>>519657319
Maybe it has a little chamber inside of it that can sanitize the arm?
Anonymous (ID: iFbEY02R) United States No.519657790 [Report]
>>519657735
why are you like this
Anonymous (ID: hbNdQaoA) United States No.519658503 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
they finally made a polish robot!
KURWA!!!!
THE FUTURE IS NOW OLD MAN!!!
Anonymous (ID: p0ZfMs05) Argentina No.519658943 [Report] >>519659290
>>519654804 (OP)
>Uses the same mop to clean up every single surface on the house
kek, based robot
Anonymous (ID: mKsCMgNV) United States No.519659040 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
>programmed EXACTLY for this specific room + actions
retards will think it just works
Anonymous (ID: J+bhTaqG) Canada No.519659290 [Report] >>519659377
>>519658943
it has different mops and it changes them, retard.
Anonymous (ID: p0ZfMs05) Argentina No.519659377 [Report]
>>519659290
Nobody asked for your input, Sukhdeep
Anonymous (ID: 58CIoZn/) United States No.519659471 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
This would save me a lot of time, but then I’d have too much time
I guess whenever I’m old as fuck, I’ll be the one stubborn grandpa who still does shit by hand every so often while the robo Nannies are all around me
Anonymous (ID: bJ4vQcq1) United States No.519659485 [Report] >>519662601
>>519655171
freestyla
rock the microphone, freestyla
Anonymous (ID: Xk6MKhdQ) Australia No.519659496 [Report]
>>519655171
can't wait until they give these lil'niggahs guns
Anonymous (ID: PXiuKtF6) United States No.519659585 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
>>replaces ur mom
>didn't even suck off a nigger
pffft
Anonymous (ID: 9s4UFnlb) United States No.519659598 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
>cleans toilet
>smears shit all over the bathroom sink
>then smears shit all over the kids table
>then onto the kitchen!
Anonymous (ID: FHdgQ9kp) United States No.519659636 [Report]
>>519655171
Just like a real Mexican!
Anonymous (ID: gaLxevWv) United States No.519659772 [Report] >>519666001
Anonymous (ID: bCMijCFA) No.519660702 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
whas the toilet, then wash the wash basin, without even clean the rag, machines are even more stupid tan stupid humans
Anonymous (ID: gaLxevWv) United States No.519660885 [Report]
Gemini has a 85% failure rate on creating images.
It will regularly resubmit wrong or unchanged images.

Simple Prompt:
Make this cleaning robot look like a sexy robot French Maid

6 images generated, 4 were duplicates of the original image. 1 image had the robot maid back at the toilet.
Anonymous (ID: ZgeEWOWC) United States No.519660917 [Report] >>519661118 >>519661957
Way to over engineered, some company in germany or japan i think figured out how to do it faster and cheaper without the silly robot
Anonymous (ID: f+FDJrQj) United States No.519661118 [Report] >>519661703 >>519661982
>>519660917
In the gig economy you can hire someone to do this once a week and pay them $60 + tip. easily, that's only $240 a month. Robots are a meme.
Anonymous (ID: GSbDytUy) United States No.519661556 [Report] >>519662048
>>519654804 (OP)
That roomba just used the same sponge it cleaned the toilet to clean the dinner table.
Anonymous (ID: ZgeEWOWC) United States No.519661703 [Report]
>>519661118
the one im talking about cleans after each use and is just optimal, and the only cost is soap electricity and water, this is basically it
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/A8jmVqSB3fc
Anonymous (ID: 3tnybJ0F) United States No.519661716 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
>why yes I'd like to pay 5 figures for a machine that does something that takes 30 seconds to do myself
>financed at a reasonable interest rate?? Even better!
Anonymous (ID: se1Ka+bn) Norway No.519661957 [Report]
>>519660917
True, i pay some foreign lady to do that ($250 a week though), but i won't let her into my HQ where i have all my sins and nazi and commie memorabilia on display.
Anonymous (ID: f+FDJrQj) United States No.519661982 [Report]
>>519661118
HUMAN ingenuity will cause this process to be streamlined to the individual 'owner of labor' by need, and will be far more efficient than the hunk of plastic larping as specialized labor.
Robots eternally btfo
>The cleaner needs doritos and chanclas weekly
Why shouldn't she get Doritos, Chanclas, and Frijoles Refritos?
Is this a humanity driven society, or an ugly jewish slave driven society?
Anonymous (ID: A3Ej6yZD) United States No.519662048 [Report]
>>519661556
No it looks like it but it has a supply of clean sponges on its right
It switches to a new one for each part, even the sink
Anonymous (ID: 9vg5lJLR) United States No.519662139 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
Will it jerk me off when I'm sick like my Chinese comics?
Anonymous (ID: zHZvvOk0) United States No.519662143 [Report] >>519662439 >>519662793
>>comes home

>>House destroyed, robot tipped over, child porn playing on big screen tv
Anonymous (ID: DpZF/BPj) Canada No.519662164 [Report]
>>519655171
They are truly our reflection looking back from the black mirror.
Anonymous (ID: DezqGCp+) United States No.519662204 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
But can I fuck it?
Anonymous (ID: Orlhnxs/) Italy No.519662338 [Report]
>>519655691
You get a tranny operation for free. Snip snip.
Anonymous (ID: ZgeEWOWC) United States No.519662439 [Report] >>519662793
>>519662143
>Homeless nigger smoking meth in the corner
>Shit on myself in my sweat pants
>Do 360 and walk away
Anonymous (ID: v5vsVKZX) United States No.519662495 [Report]
>>519656087
No, it goes into sperm bank collector mode.
Anonymous (ID: HtiF91DB) United States No.519662543 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
>grabs the wrong sponge
>smears greasy toilet shit all over your kitchen table
Anonymous (ID: /skMxDv4) Canada No.519662601 [Report]
>>519659485
kek
Anonymous (ID: vaYY2HjW) Canada No.519662623 [Report] >>519662793 >>519664021 >>519666170
>>519655171
why do these lil niggas flip the fuck out when they fall lmao. every time.
Anonymous (ID: f+FDJrQj) United States No.519662793 [Report]
>>519662143
>child porn playing on big screen tv
Trump's America
>>519662439
>Homeless nigger smoking meth in the corner
Also Trump's America.
>>519662623
Kek they are spastic little retards. lmao.
Anonymous (ID: 84Ivp4fs) United States No.519662977 [Report]
thats going to be an expensive when methy lefties destroy it for fun
Anonymous (ID: HpxUxf94) United States No.519663066 [Report] >>519663434
>>519654804 (OP)
Yes let the CIA into your house
Anonymous (ID: KdZ6nO0e) United States No.519663087 [Report]
>>519655171
someone put this to geddan
Anonymous (ID: rzh+1fYv) No.519663223 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
Cleaning cleaned shinny toilets is not cleaning.
Anonymous (ID: gUW5ck5t) United States No.519663302 [Report] >>519663524
>>519654804 (OP)
At first, it was just a robot. But when it started putting the shoes away, I could help but see it as an overweight, short Hispanic woman in her 50s.
SUPERGENIUS (ID: hG9mCe3C) United States No.519663386 [Report]
>>519657298
>he thinks ai can't steal
Anonymous (ID: rzh+1fYv) No.519663410 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
Same brush for the toilet, same for the table.
Ahahahahahahha
Anonymous (ID: 8wxWnJTW) Germany No.519663434 [Report]
>>519663066
>Yes let the CIA into your house
this post was sent from my smart™ phone©
SUPERGENIUS (ID: hG9mCe3C) United States No.519663454 [Report]
>>519657472
mythbusters supports fecal matter food aka immigration
Anonymous (ID: f+FDJrQj) United States No.519663524 [Report] >>519663805
>>519663302
>it put the shoes away
>The mudroom was located in an interior bathroom
Not sure what bug hive this was filmed in, but the fact that it was smearing shit and piss all over the walls and basedjak redditors are creaming their panties is hilarious.
Anonymous (ID: s5CrYj2g) United States No.519663774 [Report] >>519664368
>>519654804 (OP)
Dumass, the robot cleans the toilet first then spreads shit all over the rest of the house.
SUPERGENIUS (ID: hG9mCe3C) United States No.519663805 [Report]
>>519663524
just have a separate shitterbot
Anonymous (ID: s5CrYj2g) United States No.519664021 [Report]
>>519662623
Once they get the real doll upgrades its rodeo time.
Anonymous (ID: f+FDJrQj) United States No.519664368 [Report]
>>519663774
Kike-moding is patrician tier

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/91BGtkmjL-g
Anonymous (ID: 9EddZqhg) United States No.519665064 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
It cleaned the toilet first then went to the dining room and kitchen.
Anonymous (ID: RsneIKoG) Australia No.519665973 [Report] >>519666062
>>519654804 (OP)
Dam I can't wait to take a shit on the toilet seat and have some clanker clean it up for me. What a time to be alive
Anonymous (ID: FJPXzO6o) Chile No.519666001 [Report]
>>519659772
It truly is over for the human race.
Anonymous (ID: f+FDJrQj) United States No.519666062 [Report]
>>519665973
And then it spreads your shit all over your eating surfaces to save the environment. You are become Indian.
Anonymous (ID: z7bEOFYx) United States No.519666170 [Report]
>>519662623
They a little embarassed
Anonymous (ID: o6HkfTRb) United States No.519666200 [Report]
>>519654804 (OP)
women will be rendered useless as they are lazy and want to be entertained
Anonymous (ID: fo5cguFf) Sweden No.519668006 [Report]
>>519655171
it changed sponges to scrub with and left the dirty ones in a separate compartment