Thread 519657401

New zutt hadith dropped

>>519657401 (OP)
What's that suppose to mean exactly? Was his cock increased to the girth and length of 40 cocks combined?

>>519657401 (OP)
Bro, just look into why they hate dogs, that's the big one. Literally covering for his gay lover it's insane.

>>519657401 (OP)
>>519657746
>Weak and fabricated hadiths as usual
>>519657839
Washing your nose out is a bad thing?
>>519659681
Muslims are allowed to own dogs, especially for hunting.

>>519659936
Washing out your nose isn’t a bad thing, but saying essentially “Behold! For Satan resides in your boogers,” Is ridiculous. It’s just an in-your face example of how most of the book was plagiarised and the rest was written by imbeciles desperate to make themselves sound special. “Behold! Verily I say unto you, blow your nose!”

>>519660142
Bybthis logic original sin doesn't exist and baptism isn't necessary. All religions demand that you believe in the unseen. Also, how could a book be plagiarized by a man who could not read or write in his own mother tongue let alone texts written in Greek, Latin, and Hebrew?

>>519657401 (OP)
Is quran just a series of bar joke?

>>519657401 (OP)
>The kettle

>>519659936
Hunting for what? Dicks?

Allah it just keeps getting better...

>>519657401 (OP)
Why do Jews feel compelled to lie about everyone’s religion?

Your image literally includes the Hadith completely debunking the title.

Why are you like this?
Also, why aren’t you better at lying when you do nothing else?

>Well, the hadiths are pretty weak and insane, let's see what the Quran says
>It's more of the same degenerate shit
Into the trash it goes

>>519657401 (OP)
So he let 40 dudes bust in the kettle and downed it like an old Goo Girls scene?

>>519657401 (OP)
zutted

>>519662635
The Koran is one of the stupidest things I've ever read. Learning more about Islam made me respect Mohametan shitskins far far less.

>>519662550
How would you know, are you a sandnigger pretending to be an American?

>>519657746
This is funny because they could never have predicted that people would smoke meth and goon for 48 hours to internet porn back then.

>>519662819
so he got raped.
got it

>>519661311
Checked and kekd

Pick and choose what hadiths are real and which aren't
>Weak and fake
If it's fake it's not real if it's weak,it could be real so is it weak or fake!?!

>>519657401 (OP)
ZUT ALORS !!
this is the best
http://www.google.com/search?q=prophet+of+doom+craig+winn

>>519666528
>>519657401 (OP)

>>519666814
>>519666528
>>519657401 (OP)

>>519657746
>goonmaxxing leads to pregnant hand
Extremely based if true.

>>519657401 (OP)
how tf do they believe this shit like fuck
Islam and jeetligion shit, and feather nigger mythos is always so fantastical

So are all muslims gay or what?

>>519660142
Don't be so simple minded. How would you convey the idea of rinsing your nose to avoid sickness to people who don't have a concept of germ theory and shit like that? Consider the time and context.

>>519666528
>>519666814
the face of jealousy

>>519667125
Literally me

>>519666352
This reminds me of mormons who say that about the book of joseph smith

>>519657401 (OP)
Mudslimes still believe in the one eyed monster. Of course they are backwards and uncivilized.

>>519667276
Yep, they are fruity.

Zesty ahh religion.

>>519662550
Kikes made islam

>>519668818
"Islam is the broom of the west."

>>519659681
This is the real reason Hasan Piker used the shock collar.
Ladies and gentleman, Hasan Piker is gay.

>>519657839
Kek, I wonder if a lot og muzzies do this or only the very pious ones.
>uwu my husband kept snorting water all last night. Satan was really after him, my husband must have been raping hia favorite goat again I suppose teehee

https://vocaroo.com/16KvFANBqFaU

[Instrumental Intro]

[Intro]
Zutt control to Major 'Ham
Zutt control to Major 'Ham
Drink your camel piss and put your turban on
Zutt control to Major 'Ham
Commencing buttsex, cite quran
Check submission and may allah be with you


[Verse]
This is zutt control to Major 'Ham
You're really fucking gay
And Abdullah wants to know whose cocks you wear
Now it's time for zutt bulls in your derrière
This is Major 'Ham to zutt control
For zutts I am a whore
And i'm mounted in the most peculiar way
And the sand looks very different today

[Chorus]
For here, I am getting fucked by zutt men
Far, inside my butt
Prophet Mo is brown
Getting fucked by a whole town

[Instrumental Break and guitar solo]

[Verse]
Though i'm past one hundred thousand zutts
I'm feeling very sore
And I think my camel knows which way to go
Tell Abdullah that i'm getting fucked, he knows

[Bridge]
Zutt control to Major 'Ham
Your butthole's filled by zutty dongs
Can you feel me, Major 'Ham?
Can you feel me, Major 'Ham?
Can you feel me, Major 'Ham?

[Chorus]
For here, I am getting fucked by zutt men
Far, inside my butt
Prophet Mo is brown
Getting fucked by a whole town

>>519657401 (OP)
>He claims the kettle gives him sexual powers!
Homer Simpson laying on the floor covered by a shower curtain.jpg

>>519662898
You sound Hindu.

>>519657839
This is some crazy stuff

He wanted to zutt himself.

>>519657401 (OP)
BY ALLAH THE SINGING KETTLE IS HALAL ALLAH ACKBAR ALLAH ACKBAR ALLAH ACKBAR!!!!!

bump

>>519659936
Zutted muzzrat

sharty lost, qa is no more, get back to your dead board

My favorite parts of these threads are the muzzrat imbeciles who come out and launch into the performative theological debate mode.

>>519670178
zutty gemmy

>>519657401 (OP)
I'm sure there's some context to this as well. Praafit Muhammad (ZUTT be up on him) was pretty zesty.

>>519673688
https://vocaroo.com/1jQS2E2pI0rR

[Verse]
It was a muslim prayer session
And the Zutt folks wished Mohammed well
You could see that Mo' did truly got ridden
Zutts love the Prophet mademoiselle
And now the young Zutts and Mohammadam
Have double anal in the prophets bum
"allhamdullilah" wrote Abdullah
It goes to show,
Zutts can ride Mohammed very well.

[Verse]
They furnished off Mo's torn ass
zutted and zlutted his holes for sale
His intestines were crammed
With Zutt Cock and poopy cum
But when Mohammed couldnt walk
All the Zutts coomin' worked out well
"allhamdullilah" wrote Abdullah
It goes to show, Zutts can ride Mohammed very well.

[Verse]
They had a homo prophet
Boy, did Zutts let it blast
Seven hundred massive dicks
All rock, rhythm and jazz
But when the sun went down
The ass torn Mohammed walked back to town
"allhamdullilah" wrote Abdullah
It goes to show, Zutts can ride Mohammed very well.

[Verse]
They brought a juiced-up Zuttslut
prolapsed like a cherry anus all red
And drove it down to such and such a place
To celebrate their analversary
It was there where Prophet Mohammed
Was wedded to the giant Zutt cocks
"allhamdullilah" wrote Abdullah
It goes to show, Zutts can ride Mohammed very well.

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse]
It was a muslim prayer session
And the Zutt folks wished Mohammed well
You could see that Mo' did truly got ridden
Zutts love the Prophet mademoiselle
And now the young Zutts and Mohammadam
Have double anal in the prophets bum
"allhamdullilah" wrote Abdullah
It goes to show,
Zutts can ride Mohammed very well.

>>519668886

And Hinduism its toilet

>>519657401 (OP)
Islam really is just Arabian Nights tier fairytales passed down generation to generation Chinese whispers style by lying, scamming Arabs isn't it?

>>519657401 (OP)
Holy shit prophet mohammed was a closet HOMO?
That sure explains a few things

>>519674082

You mean, zuttsty!

>>519675012

At least some Muslims are open about it

>>519657401 (OP)
>>519657683
The Prophet ate a pot of curry that opened his arsehole as wide as being fucked by 40 Zutts and left the same fetid curryshit stink.

>>519657401 (OP)
>They had cabinda wood, brozes...

>>519657401 (OP)
So the Prophet got some divine Viagra from an archangel and you think this is somehow a bad thing? Maybe Allah wanted him to have as many heirs as possible, did you ever think of that?

>>519657401 (OP)
>Mohammed drank from a kettle full of zutt cum
It's just getting worse and worse for old Mohammed nowadays

>>519660347
>All religions demand that you believe in the unseen.
what they demand you believe in is the inexistent, that's why it is unseen.
>Also, how could a book be plagiarized by a man who could not read or write in his own mother tongue let alone texts written in Greek, Latin, and Hebrew?
simple: he heard them. the mangled way he recounts them is proof enough that he did not read them, or read them a long time before preaching. and you do not even know if he was illiterate; you only know that this is what is claimed.

>>519657683
That means people who hate Islam create whatever wild fantasies against Islam and its prophet. If you keep listening to lies your mind will get filled with filth of islamophobes.

>>519657401 (OP)
>guy born 200 years after Mohammed, who is vouched by this other guy who was vouched by that other guy, said that Mohammed totally said-
kek so that's what hadiths are?

>>519676915
stfu gay sandnigger

>>519673216
Pootted pooprat

>>519676834
seethe sandnigger. your taqiyah is WORTHLESS now because everyone has a camera phone to show exactly how GAY islam is.

>>519674082
All the excerpts in your image are false. Why even post lies that are so easily debunked? Are you really this desperate and retarded?

>>519677028
kek I wouldn't be caught dead with those kind of webms saved on my devices.
Have fun with your gay goon sesh, I guess.

Its real

https://youtu.be/6b_8TqnFwwg?t=8
>https://youtu.be/6b_8TqnFwwg?t=8
https://youtu.be/6b_8TqnFwwg?t=8
>https://youtu.be/6b_8TqnFwwg?t=8
https://youtu.be/6b_8TqnFwwg?t=8
>https://youtu.be/6b_8TqnFwwg?t=8

>>519676831
The Qur'an never says that he is illiterate, only that he is a goy prophet.
>The title that concerns us is "the unlettered Prophet", which reads an-nabiyyal-ummi in the original Arabic. To better understand Muhammad's concept of his own assumed prophethood it is clear that we need to know what he meant by this expression, particularly as it has been fairly widely interpreted. In all fairness, however, it must be said that those who interpret ummi to mean illiterate appear to be forcing a meaning into the word which it does not readily yield. It is obviously important that we should know what Muhammad's conception of his prophetic role was and the best way to do this is to seek the best interpretation that can be gained from a study of the expression in its context rather than by reading a preconceived, preferent meaning into it. The word comes from the same root letters as ummah, a very common word in the Qur'an already considered, meaning a people, community or nation, and Arberry significantly translates the whole expression an-nabiyyal-ummi as "the Prophet of the common folk". The word ummah never simply means an illiterate community but it can well mean an uneducated community and it appears to carry this meaning on one or two occasions in the Qur'an, though in a special context as we shall see. At this stage, however, it seems that the interpretation of the word "unlettered" to mean "illiterate" stretches its meaning too far and that without reference to its context.

>>519660142
"Behold pork consumption is gravest sin"
Ayylmao we all know now why pork consumption was forbidden in all abrahamic faiths. Reason was about unclean meat and parasites but religion forbad it as spiritually dirty thing. Same thing with nose cleaning

>>519676915
yes, they all are

>>519677304
If I could threaten retards with hellfire to get them to stop getting worms and having nasty booger filled noses I'd do so too.

>>519677124
disgusting, "religion" for faggots only

>>519677145
debunk it then zutt slut

>>519677304
>Reason was about unclean meat and parasites
reason was the neighbors of the jews ate pork, and jewish elders wanted to create obstacles to fraternizing with those people. a great part of philisine cuisine survives as jewish food taboos. countless people ate and eat pork, both in the hot climates and elsewhere. YHWH could have said 'be sure to cook pork thoroughly, for verily, trichinasis is no joke, given how I created it and saw that it was good'.

>>519677292
the usual part mohamedans quote is when gabriel grabs muhammad by the neck like a cat and orders him to do something that's either 'read' or 'recite' and muhammad says 'I cannot'.

>>519677480
those webms are like kryptonite against islamist shills. they simply stop replying whenever you post islamic faggotry. it's actually remarkable.

>>519662469
wtf

THIRDIE MEMES
>FOR THIRDIES
>BY THIRDIES
>ABOUT THIRDIES
MAKE YOUR OWN WEBSITE, THIRDIES

>>519662469
All those hadiths are considered fabrications and the source of those hadiths is considered as liar. Most weak hadiths are works saboteurs agents to damage Islam. So if you keep going around believing every weak hadith then you will end up with misinformation

>>519675068
>Reading Russian words and translating them as English

I knew islamophobes relied on mistranslation and lies to wage their impotent war against Islam

>>519662469
kek wtf

>>519677875
funny memeflag.

muslim dogs have been on suicide watch lately

>>519677875
nobody believes your taqiyahh, shitskin.
the gay muslim webms will continue. incessantly. soon, youtubers in the west will be making videos about how gay and sus islam is. it will be a revelation on the scale of the one about pajeets.
it's the age of information, shitskin. your taqiyah is completely worthless now.

>Read the Quran chuds!
>NOOOO, NOT LIKE THAT

>>519677124
Kvetch poopjeet. Showing some gay anecdotal muzzie video doesn't give your argument any credibility. In fact your adhominem attacks shows your arguments is weak thus you resort to it.

Go back to Hanuman and Rams gay love, if you're that obsessed with homosexuality

>>519678106
ok, thanks for revealing yourself as a paki by assuming that im a pajeet.
youre right! there's really no reason why a western christian person would oppose islam. only pajeets hate islam.
also, video evidence of muslims acting gay across many different countries is not an ad hominem.

>>519677292
Even his companions knew Mohammed couldn't read or write. That is why his friends and followers used to write down the verses of Quran as soon as Mohammed received them from God. Its an open fact that mohammed couldn't read nor write. Further arguments over this point is moot

>>519657746
>

>>519677658
>Cook properly or else risk getting sick

Even with instructions clearly written, people still manage to hurt themselves. People drive around drunk. People still combine bleach and ammonia. People still say "i can stop anytime" with drugs.

Theres a reason why many religions go about stopping harmful things entirely

>>519657401 (OP)
sounds like a thing Gabriel would do and totally not some fallen angel who called himself that

>>519657401 (OP)
Why is it Gabriel and not Jibril (the same name in Arabic)?

>>519678106
>>519678272
>>519677784
>>519678439
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

https://youtu.be/jtTYxxmVpvA

https://voca.ro/1hkBw7ddrkjt

>>519678024
Lol you aren't fooling anyone. All these debunked hadiths have been used by anti islam scholars for centuries in the past to criticise Islam and islam scholars have been fighting their lies and misinformation. Just cause you poopjeets suddenly stumbled upon these false hadiths doesn't mean world didn't knew about its existence. Muslims have fought against lies perpetuated by islamophobes in the past and will continue in the future as well.

Best of luck in your futile endeavor, suckdeep ramloo

>>519657401 (OP)
Forced meme by seething Christcucks who cant even get their women to listen to them or not dress like sluts

>>519677145
DEBOOONK'D

>>519657401 (OP)
Why are arabs so hypersexual and disgusting? There are way too many passages about fucking.

>>519678664
LMAO

https://youtu.be/ttJ24ADsPOE

https://voca.ro/1hkBw7ddrkjt

Finally, a thread where video related is relevant again

>>519678264
I can show anecdotal videos of gay degenerate behavior from india too. Lol. What will that prove? That Ram and Hanuman were gay for each other?? Thats how stupid your argument is.

You aren't "western christian". Only indians use those words to refer to americans when they're larping as YT online. Such a weak and pathetic larp

>>519678705
They are a mutt mix of niggers, semites, and Turks. They are degenerate fiends by nature.

Allowing india on internet was a mistake
go drink from ganges brown retards, we can see through your meme flags

>>519678860
Just take off the memeflag Ghafoooor.

>>519678940
Agreed, but the muslims need to leave as well. Brown people must go, they ruin everything they touch.

>>519657401 (OP)
The funniest thing is even when you're making fun of the zutting you have no idea of the actual spread of gayness over islam. It's insane what it does to young men. Literally every muslim is a loser incel with no game. They are afraid of women, afraid to speak to them. That's why they get fucked by men as boys until their father arranges a marriage with their cousin so they can finally rape her for some incest pussy for the first time in their lives. Islam is just so pathetic.

>>519657401 (OP)
classic soggy biscuit

There seems to be a pattern emerging. Very peculiar indeed. AshtarFagullah braaders.

>>519678994
I fully agree with them fighting by any means but why do they have to do it in white spaces
we should deport them all from our continents and our internet

>>519678880
Look who is talking about degeneracy. You see a weak and mistranslated report being posted that specifically mentions that no genitals were visible and that they were following closely to listen to the recitation of the Quran and immediately you start thinking about >muh bbc like you see in your favorite porn. filthy mind fitting of a pervert, go take a look at your own societies to see who exports lgbt to the rest of the world

>>519677613
Ok debunking process against poopjeet lies start

This is the real excerpt of hadith

>"Do not hurt me regarding Aisha, as the Divine Inspirations do not come to me on any of the beds except that of Aisha."

Source - https://sunnah.com/bukhari:2581

Your misinformation hadith excerpt is like this

>"do not injure me concerning aisha. The revelation doesn't come to me when I'M WEARING THE GARMENT OF ANY WOMEN EXCEPT AISHA"

see how lies were added by poopjeets?! this is just one example of many how poopjeets use lies, fabrications and misinformation in their pathetic memes against Islam.

DEBUNKED AND FAKE

>>519679255
Poopjeets project their closeted BBC gay love on others.

>>519679344
They are literal butt demons according to their own belief so no wonder everything they do has to revolve around the anus

>>519678860
muslims and jeets are butt buddies forever

>>519679269
what does this debunk exactly?

>>519667125
I miss animey that isn't fucking trash, parasyte was fun

>>519657746
Imagine hanging out with your pregnanthand bros on the day of judgement before being sent to the big party in hell. It's peak.

>>519666386
>underrated
kek

>penis of al-zutt never weakens
KEK

>>519677231
yeah, that's because youre too busy twerking at the mosque for babu to film

>>519657401 (OP)
>power of intercourse equal to 40 men
does that mean 8 meters wang, or 1 liter of cum at once?

>>519670859
>>519670000
ironically it's not that different from judaism rituals

>>519657401 (OP)
Islamism becoming mainstream and it's consequences have been disastrous for the Ummah.

It’s hilarious that this what happens when niggers try and copy legitimate material. Anything, even something as solid as the Torah/Bible, add a few niggers making a copy and you have magic dick pot.

Oh yeah did you guys know in olde England it was reported (and likely completely true) Mohammad was actually just a clown who put bird seeds in his ear, trained a pigeon to eat them on command, and then pretended it was the Holy Spirit? This is all you have to do to make monkies think you are a legitimate prophet, niggers are completely braindead.

>>519680429
Please stop projecting your sick fantasies and gay fetishes, burgermutt.

>>519679603
That mohammed did not wear aishas garments? Did you even read my comment or you have reading in comprehension, suckshit?

>>519678272
>his friends and followers used to write down the verses of Quran as soon as Mohammed received them from God
except official mohamedan sources say that the quran started to be collected because too many of the companions died in battle and there was a fear that material only they knew by heart will be lost.

>>519682014

>flag
Says the Kebab Removal Force

>>519657401 (OP)
Does it mean Gokkun or what?

LOL Muslims seething and coping itt

>>519663322
yeah, the truth don't matter because you just want to be right. enjoy your dystopia and your interaction with bots.
im not religious by any means, but i can spot a psyops.

why cant they just be normal

>>519682660
It's just metaphorical you stupid kafir! But this one is actually real alhamdulillah

>>519657401 (OP)
The zuttening is getting spicier!

there was never any good reason to share a country, a language, or the internet with pajeets

>>519684779
what if the next muhammad is born in the US of A. you are not powerful enough to give him all the zuttings he needs. the penis of the zutt never weakens.

>>519657401 (OP)
Wow, 9-year-old girls must be demanding.

I hear the zutts echoing tonight
As they apply some lube to cocks in quiet preparation
They're comin' here, cold desert night
Their moonlit rods reflect the stars that guide ejaculation

I stopped Abdullah along the way
Hopin' to shield him with a line in sand from these hot reveries
He turned to me as if to say
"Hurry, sir, they're waiting there for you!"

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothin' that a couple of zutts or more could never do
I bless the sands in Arabia
Gonna take some time to do the things I never had, ooh-hoo

The wild zutts cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
Sure as the BZC will from now on haunt Islamic theology
They seek to coom while deep inside
Frightened of this zuttslut I've become!

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothin' that a couple of zutts or more could never do
I bless the sands in Arabia
Gonna take some time to do the things I never had, ooh-hoo

This is a good reason why Quranism is the best Islam. Hearsay especially of a defamatory nature isn't a religious text, especially when written centuries later. One might as well take the Talmud seriously.

>>519657401 (OP)
He took minimum 40 cocks in his asshole

>>519686213
zutt-broken islamist

>>519686264
It's Pantera tier and you know it... It wouldn't surprise me if a gaggle of Rabbis in Bagdad were responsible for distributing the texts and cackling about it.

Nothing lower than pretending to believe your own shilled meme. How could the Quran condemn homosexuality then they just write down "anyway one day there was this gay orgy." It's incoherent.
Meanwhile the bible condemns it yet the churches allow it. So in neither case would Islam be somehow gayer than Christianity

>>519657401 (OP)
This is why they call that tax a Jizzya kek

>>519662469
>>519674082
oh my muslimsistaas this is not looking good

>>519662469
Ok so why is this coming out now when /pol/ has scrutinized pisslam for near a decade? Don't get me wrong I am glad just wondering

>>519659936
Doing that to your nose is a one way ticket to a sinus infection and a blood borne parasite

Why does zutt anger muslims and jews so much? Sandniggers love homosexual sex, it's in your faggot DNA

>>519677875
>Those hadiths are fake because... because I don't like them ok?!?!?! STOP POSTING THEM!!!
LMAO

RAPED. FUCKING. FAGGOT.

>>519677875
The entire religion is one giant lie the shitty Quran wasn't even written by eye witnesses

>>519690441
>The entire religion is one giant lie the shitty Quran wasn't even written by eye witnesses

>>519657401 (OP)
So he ate the zutt cum of 40 men mixed and stirred in one kettle? That's crazy.

>>519687166

Homosexuality is inherent in Islamic societies and culture, Abu Nawaz, bacha bazi, Ottoman empire.

Almost all examples of it though are men raping young boys. Muslims like you try and find loopholes to suggest it's not gay.