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Anonymous (ID: N7oO/FuN) No.519672632 [Report] >>519672957 >>519673222 >>519673262 >>519673740 >>519673909 >>519674392 >>519674433 >>519674615 >>519674747 >>519680367 >>519681357 >>519681721 >>519681762 >>519682143
Here's how you can defend yourself without a gun
Anonymous (ID: EGDzVIt7) United States No.519672741 [Report] >>519672940 >>519677690
based expressive east asian pole twirling man in a video on the internet
Anonymous (ID: mLAvYTGd) United States No.519672846 [Report] >>519673814 >>519680856
If you are unarmed and being accosted, get completely nude and start screaming as loud as you can. Gnash your teeth hard and try to squeeze out a shit. If you can, get hard.
Anonymous (ID: 6cOhdsK5) United States No.519672940 [Report]
>>519672741
Fpbp
Anonymous (ID: hv1w/tET) United States No.519672955 [Report] >>519674853
I need a vid of him deflecting things directed toward him, otherwise I won't be convinced.
Anonymous (ID: jTAOE9he) Singapore No.519672957 [Report] >>519673149 >>519673619 >>519673996
>>519672632 (OP)
The one that's worked is a friend collapsing and pretending to suffer a heart attack. Our would-be muggers were so freaked out by the thought of a murder rap that they fled.
It helped that I didn't know my friend was faking, and I thought he was really dying.
Anonymous (ID: hNxiWj6n) Bulgaria No.519673149 [Report] >>519673619
>>519672957
your friend's been dead for a decade, anon
Anonymous (ID: 2DhjFSjj) United States No.519673222 [Report] >>519674154
>>519672632 (OP)
Its cheaper to just buy a gun than a chinese man though. Maybe if theres a sale on chinamen around the holidays its be worth it. Prolly get the pole thrown in as black friday sale or something.
Anonymous (ID: xj/yEZBJ) United States No.519673262 [Report]
>>519672632 (OP)
lol
Anonymous (ID: veTWD7Q+) Poland No.519673619 [Report]
>>519672957

This >>519673149

He didnt make it and please, take that pill , soon it's the walk time ;)
Anonymous (ID: ZmpBeTPL) United States No.519673740 [Report]
>>519672632 (OP)
It would be funny if Shing Shong knocked himself out with that "teen" beatstick.
Anonymous (ID: CuNwSyzz) Philippines No.519673814 [Report]
>>519672846
I'll try this next time
Anonymous (ID: LsB9uFsq) United States No.519673909 [Report]
>>519672632 (OP)
[fucking bang]
Anonymous (ID: dI0s8LAM) Canada No.519673996 [Report] >>519674818
>>519672957
Vaxxxed
Anonymous (ID: d9aQ0UY/) United States No.519674154 [Report]
>>519673222
i laughed
Anonymous (ID: dPnNGr2d) United States No.519674233 [Report]
but 1 - I already have a gun and 2 - I don't have a pocket big enough for that stick and my state makes you conceal any weapons you carry in public so as to not freak out the tourists
Anonymous (ID: SfGzBrgR) Costa Rica No.519674392 [Report]
>>519672632 (OP)
I'd probably hit myself in the face or some shit
Anonymous (ID: XUvtsNXq) India No.519674433 [Report]
>>519672632 (OP)
That is extremely impressive, especially the last part. Got jewtube link to his channel?
Anonymous (ID: jE4kWuqv) United States No.519674615 [Report] >>519676859
>>519672632 (OP)
Never bring a pole to a gun fight.
Anonymous (ID: +BDDinF3) United States No.519674747 [Report]
>>519672632 (OP)
This ended a lot better than it started
Anonymous (ID: +H/dUjQP) United States No.519674818 [Report]
>>519673996
lost
Anonymous (ID: +H/dUjQP) United States No.519674853 [Report] >>519681660
>>519672955
it deflects bullets, but guns are banned in china so they couldn't test it legally
Anonymous (ID: 3Of7cCwj) No.519676859 [Report] >>519681882
>>519674615
What about a pole to a knife fight? Maybe Europeans would find this useful?
Anonymous (ID: bkMFOVZS) Australia No.519677690 [Report]
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Anonymous (ID: cqC0+mJV) United States No.519680367 [Report] >>519681786 >>519682389
>>519672632 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: LWc7fS55) Australia No.519680856 [Report]
>>519672846
Truvke
The final form of 'garbage dwelling down syndrome monkey dragon technique' includes vomiting, screeching, shitting, pissing, puking, cumming and blowing a loogie all at the same time
Anonymous (ID: XWCx1UOn) Germany No.519681357 [Report]
>>519672632 (OP)
Trying this I would not only harm a potential threat but although myself, the neighbors, people walking by, random pigeons, some cars and a shop's fully glassed front fassade. I... Should try it.
Anonymous (ID: lBJbSVbC) Australia No.519681660 [Report]
>>519674853
Knives are also banned in china, as well as food.
Bong (ID: 1MrzNqlY) United Kingdom No.519681681 [Report]
As a bong…what do you do when they get past the stick, and want to put their nigger thumbs in your eye sockets?

I’ll stick to my Spyderco’s.
Anonymous (ID: DyE9PDp2) United States No.519681721 [Report]
>>519672632 (OP)
If I jumped at his neck with a knife he couldn’t stop me
Anonymous (ID: JDOVzyMR) United Kingdom No.519681762 [Report]
>>519672632 (OP)
Crossbow
Anonymous (ID: Ih3VzR8p) Norway No.519681786 [Report]
>>519680367
kek this
Anonymous (ID: 7Gc7js2Z) United States No.519681882 [Report]
>>519676859
this.
pole has +range over a knife.
you can even put a knife at end of a pole
Anonymous (ID: 3ZbjJtYQ) Australia No.519681894 [Report] >>519682382
If no metal poles are nearby some flattened dough will suffice
Anonymous (ID: 6z0ZLbXt) Poland No.519682143 [Report]
>>519672632 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: l2q/7Bfh) Germany No.519682382 [Report]
>>519681894
Lmao
Anonymous (ID: 59ZG3QQh) No.519682389 [Report]
>>519680367
Hohols think the same thing. but Chinese commandos using military stick deflected all the shots from their NAFO wunderwaffe back to them. I literally stood up and started clapping when i saw it on Puccia-1. Z!
Anonymous (ID: 03oAxU2t) United States No.519682580 [Report]
Imagine he goes a rampage, a mass poling event