Thread 519672632

based expressive east asian pole twirling man in a video on the internet

If you are unarmed and being accosted, get completely nude and start screaming as loud as you can. Gnash your teeth hard and try to squeeze out a shit. If you can, get hard.

>>519672741
Fpbp

I need a vid of him deflecting things directed toward him, otherwise I won't be convinced.

>>519672632 (OP)
The one that's worked is a friend collapsing and pretending to suffer a heart attack. Our would-be muggers were so freaked out by the thought of a murder rap that they fled.
It helped that I didn't know my friend was faking, and I thought he was really dying.

>>519672957
your friend's been dead for a decade, anon

>>519672632 (OP)
Its cheaper to just buy a gun than a chinese man though. Maybe if theres a sale on chinamen around the holidays its be worth it. Prolly get the pole thrown in as black friday sale or something.

>>519672632 (OP)
lol

>>519672957

This >>519673149

He didnt make it and please, take that pill , soon it's the walk time ;)

>>519672632 (OP)
It would be funny if Shing Shong knocked himself out with that "teen" beatstick.

>>519672846
I'll try this next time

>>519672632 (OP)
[fucking bang]

>>519672957
Vaxxxed

>>519673222
i laughed

but 1 - I already have a gun and 2 - I don't have a pocket big enough for that stick and my state makes you conceal any weapons you carry in public so as to not freak out the tourists

>>519672632 (OP)
I'd probably hit myself in the face or some shit

>>519672632 (OP)
That is extremely impressive, especially the last part. Got jewtube link to his channel?

>>519672632 (OP)
Never bring a pole to a gun fight.

>>519672632 (OP)
This ended a lot better than it started

>>519673996
lost

>>519672955
it deflects bullets, but guns are banned in china so they couldn't test it legally

>>519674615
What about a pole to a knife fight? Maybe Europeans would find this useful?

>>519672846
Truvke
The final form of 'garbage dwelling down syndrome monkey dragon technique' includes vomiting, screeching, shitting, pissing, puking, cumming and blowing a loogie all at the same time

>>519672632 (OP)
Trying this I would not only harm a potential threat but although myself, the neighbors, people walking by, random pigeons, some cars and a shop's fully glassed front fassade. I... Should try it.

>>519674853
Knives are also banned in china, as well as food.

As a bong…what do you do when they get past the stick, and want to put their nigger thumbs in your eye sockets?

I’ll stick to my Spyderco’s.

>>519672632 (OP)
If I jumped at his neck with a knife he couldn’t stop me

>>519672632 (OP)
Crossbow

>>519680367
kek this

>>519676859
this.
pole has +range over a knife.
you can even put a knife at end of a pole

If no metal poles are nearby some flattened dough will suffice

>>519681894
Lmao

>>519680367
Hohols think the same thing. but Chinese commandos using military stick deflected all the shots from their NAFO wunderwaffe back to them. I literally stood up and started clapping when i saw it on Puccia-1. Z!

Imagine he goes a rampage, a mass poling event