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Anonymous (ID: EBQlCbIB) No.519685810 [Report] >>519685944 >>519686071 >>519686208 >>519686249 >>519686297 >>519687100 >>519687336 >>519687876 >>519688196 >>519688316 >>519689596 >>519691570 >>519691831 >>519692724 >>519697549 >>519703199 >>519703453 >>519703599 >>519704317 >>519704323 >>519705201 >>519705624 >>519705764 >>519705859 >>519706251 >>519706559 >>519706802 >>519707299 >>519708098 >>519709246
The greatest literary epic of white people was written... by an African.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519685944 [Report] >>519686020 >>519686120 >>519686511 >>519687336 >>519687508 >>519687517 >>519688109 >>519688204 >>519689245 >>519689302 >>519689476 >>519691699 >>519692724 >>519694946 >>519696164 >>519696815 >>519703199 >>519703864 >>519704780 >>519704805 >>519705060 >>519705119 >>519705195 >>519706316 >>519706473 >>519706474 >>519706553 >>519706780 >>519706956 >>519707403
>>519685810 (OP)
It's literal trash forced and contrived emotional trash that you dying need to read nor watch because you know the ending before you even get into it. Only pretentious faggots claim it's heckin amazing! It isn't. stop pretending it is.
Anonymous (ID: MEBmbNZo) United Kingdom No.519686020 [Report] >>519686073 >>519695488 >>519703561 >>519706780
>>519685944
Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth.
Anonymous (ID: RfXdTCA7) Germany No.519686071 [Report] >>519687915
>>519685810 (OP)
I wonder how many of those actors on the cover are jews. Probably at least half.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519686073 [Report] >>519706717 >>519706780
>>519686020
Sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: a2bovugT) Argentina No.519686120 [Report] >>519686173 >>519686742
>>519685944
no, its actually high level fiction written by a university professor with legendary life experiences like serving in the ww1 trenches, nazism was born the same way
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519686173 [Report] >>519686394 >>519691699 >>519694840 >>519700559 >>519704136 >>519704164 >>519704396
>>519686120
No it isn't. It's contrived emotionalism slop. No amount of pretending is going to make it what you're claiming.
Anonymous (ID: NLXbhm77) Italy No.519686208 [Report] >>519686394
>>519685810 (OP)
Read "Tolkien's failed quest" by E. Michael Jones
Anonymous (ID: IXHb/dsa) United States No.519686249 [Report] >>519703847
>>519685810 (OP)
OH LAWD DEM RANGZ
WE NEED A KANG
FOR DEM RANGS
Anonymous (ID: aab2SLC1) Australia No.519686297 [Report] >>519687776 >>519700425
>>519685810 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: VQj+qGh6) Sweden No.519686394 [Report] >>519686431
>>519686173
>>519686208
Two of the lord's are here wonder where's the third one of you


Your whole life's existence won't event amount a page of his writings.
You will never be a fraction of the real man he was.
Based writer of whites exterminating sand niggers
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519686431 [Report] >>519686861 >>519687761
>>519686394
Sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: FfX91zBH) Finland No.519686511 [Report] >>519686628
>>519685944
People say a lot of shit about Tolkien. What people consistently miss about Tolkien is that he had a professorial level understanding of WHY we tell stories. The difference between the Lord of the Rings and "muh better literacy" is that the Lord of the Rings is a story worth telling.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519686628 [Report] >>519686779 >>519686790 >>519692118 >>519700664 >>519706109 >>519706737
>>519686511
>he had a professorial level understanding of WHY we tell stories
Idgaf LotR is absolute bullshit. Contrived, emotionalism nonsense equivalent to capeshit where you know the ending before you even watch it. Only pretentious retarded faggots think this pretentious trash is actually good
Anonymous (ID: b4o/Uw3V) Australia No.519686742 [Report] >>519687077 >>519691635 >>519706968
>>519686120
>with legendary life experiences like serving in the ww1 trenches
Lmao he served 2 x 1 week stints at the front, only the second involved action, of which he saw none as he was a signals officer, after that heroism he reported to the medical officer and tapped out
Anonymous (ID: FfX91zBH) Finland No.519686779 [Report] >>519686861 >>519707015
>>519686628
I feel like you had no answer to that one.
Anonymous (ID: ek4ofnsq) United Kingdom No.519686790 [Report] >>519686861
>>519686628
Sorry you're so upset.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519686861 [Report] >>519687135 >>519687248
>>519686779
Sorry you're so upset, but, it's ridiculous feel-good nonsense of a bygone era. You know it, I know it and everyone wide knows it. jews told you it was so amazing and you fell for it. Quit swimming in your emotions like a bitch for a change
>>519686790
>>519686431
Anonymous (ID: OCBOtvKs) Australia No.519687030 [Report]
I really really like this picture.
Anonymous (ID: szIua78t) United Kingdom No.519687077 [Report] >>519687252
>>519686742
>He did what anyone with a triple digit IQ would
Anonymous (ID: cubBrow/) Netherlands No.519687100 [Report]
>>519685810 (OP)
...Boers are Affican now?
You better get out of their country then you nigger.
Anonymous (ID: FfX91zBH) Finland No.519687135 [Report] >>519687224
>>519686861
As I see it, you just have no perception of the "why."
You have no idea why you're making these posts.
And because you have no perception of the "why," no matter how much you look down on it, your entire life is more lowly than a single sentence Tolkien has written. I'd avoid disrespecting it, because it's yourself you're disrespecting.
Anonymous (ID: 9E5VHmG4) Germany No.519687140 [Report] >>519687823 >>519689064
Consider this
Anonymous (ID: 9E5VHmG4) Germany No.519687211 [Report] >>519687823 >>519687934 >>519688458 >>519701439
LOTR is a real story from europe around 6500 years ago.
This is the reason it resonates so perfect with whites, because it's our history
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519687224 [Report] >>519687265 >>519687353 >>519707301
>>519687135
Nope! Sorry. I'm not going to pretend with you that it's anything else other than slop. Sorry. Just not gonna. Sorry you're so upset.
Anonymous (ID: ddCr+wde) United States No.519687248 [Report]
>>519686861
You're trying way too hard
Anonymous (ID: b4o/Uw3V) Australia No.519687252 [Report]
>>519687077
He volunteered you retard
Anonymous (ID: FfX91zBH) Finland No.519687265 [Report] >>519687373
>>519687224
You're just proving you have no idea why you're making these posts.
Anonymous (ID: CgK5V1OE) United Kingdom No.519687336 [Report] >>519687447
>>519685810 (OP)
>>519685944
It's evil jews pushing Africans and shits into Europe.
"Sauron" is "Solomon"
Thirdworlders are orcs etc....
Inb4
>But Tolk's said it wasn't bla bla bla...
I don't care, it still is.
Anonymous (ID: ZcFOC6eH) United States No.519687353 [Report] >>519687447
>>519687224
Kiddo you're being btfo
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519687373 [Report] >>519687712 >>519687802
>>519687265
>how dare you not like my favorite flavor ice cream
>you don't know the reasons why my favorite ice cream is my favorite
Sorry you're so upset. It's trash
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519687447 [Report] >>519689161
>>519687353
>>519687336
It's still emotionally contrived, feel good garbage. Sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: wHKMRQwy) Canada No.519687508 [Report] >>519687561
>>519685944
Only pretentious assholes and fat women who love British culture and Jane Austin hate Tolkien.
Anonymous (ID: RbgPcrP5) Denmark No.519687517 [Report]
>>519685944
yea it's overrated, but I will give them, it was really good for it's time.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519687561 [Report] >>519688052 >>519688695
>>519687508
Kek faggot folding his arms and responding scornfully. IT'S TRASH. sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: FfX91zBH) Finland No.519687712 [Report] >>519687761
>>519687373
You're not even doing that line correctly. It's like you have no perception of higher order thinking.
Anonymous (ID: TAP7uH94) Croatia No.519687755 [Report] >>519687802
Why are you even respoding to this OBVIOUS troll and professional retard?

There is no argument to be had here. No substance. Do not bump, do not reply. Move on.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519687761 [Report] >>519687873
>>519687712
>>519686431
Anonymous (ID: IEuPj8pc) Canada No.519687776 [Report]
>>519686297
does frodo get a glowing shotgun in this version?
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519687802 [Report]
>>519687755
>>519687373
Anonymous (ID: VJpjFAS4) Canada No.519687823 [Report] >>519687987
>>519687140
>>519687211
Are the orcs just invading hordes of niggers/sand niggers? shwxt
Anonymous (ID: FfX91zBH) Finland No.519687873 [Report] >>519687898
>>519687761
I'll translate what I said.
I was under the impression you were acting like a monkey. It seems like you are a monkey and you're just hamming it up.
Anonymous (ID: a6jxZWQn) No.519687876 [Report]
>>519685810 (OP)
>an African jew to be precise
jews always make shit up, we know

So what are you even saying?
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519687898 [Report] >>519687973
>>519687873
sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: a6jxZWQn) No.519687909 [Report]
Are you a jewish ball earth believer?
Anonymous (ID: vyyX+9d5) United States No.519687915 [Report] >>519687998 >>519700207 >>519703159
>>519686071
The actor who played Gandalf is a literal faggot. He sucks dick and takes it in the butt. Try not to think of it next time you watch.
Anonymous (ID: LxM8Wqdl) Poland No.519687934 [Report] >>519706799
>>519687211
jokes aside, the first chapters of The Silmarillion are a better written creation myth than the Bible
I'd rather believe in a deist Eru who created the world from song and then fucked off, leaving his underlings to handle it
than in some desert goatfucker story with a focus on foreskins
Anonymous (ID: a6jxZWQn) No.519687943 [Report]
Anonymous (ID: FfX91zBH) Finland No.519687973 [Report] >>519688132
>>519687898
Can you not see it's not really biting? I guess you really are a monkey. You're just trying to shoo me off at this point.
Anonymous (ID: 9E5VHmG4) Germany No.519687987 [Report] >>519688125
>>519687823
Some say Russians, maybe Tartars or whatever was before them
Anonymous (ID: IEuPj8pc) Canada No.519687998 [Report]
>>519687915
you should probably just refrain from looking up the sexual proclivities of anyone you see
Anonymous (ID: Sb6E8lBM) United States No.519688052 [Report] >>519688132
>>519687561
Hope you had fun with your gay bait thread, time for you to clock in for a solid 9 hour day. Don’t be a minute fucking late or I’m writing you up again, nigger.
Anonymous (ID: kdnDo+FK) United Kingdom No.519688109 [Report] >>519688192
>>519685944
Found the GRRM fan
Anonymous (ID: VJpjFAS4) Canada No.519688125 [Report] >>519688735
>>519687987
ahhhh interesting. I'll have to look more into it.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519688132 [Report] >>519688248
>>519687973
>you don't like my favorite ice cream?
>you clearly don't have perception of higher order thinking
are you surprised to learn there are other people with different opinions and tastes to you, anon? sorry you're so upset
>>519688052
Sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519688192 [Report] >>519696430
>>519688109
I watched GOT for the first time this year. More contrived feminist, simping mangina trash. Sorry, it's not that good and sorry you're so upset.
sage and behead all OPs and sell their mothers into anal slavery (ID: z6G7k/6Y) United States No.519688196 [Report]
>>519685810 (OP)
OP has rough unprotected anal sex with migrants
Anonymous (ID: VmCjQ2+7) United States No.519688204 [Report] >>519688236 >>519688273
>>519685944
Show us your literary epic anon,
or at least share what you consider to be quality work. It is easy to shit on anything, but justification is not. Present your alternative.
Anonymous (ID: LxM8Wqdl) Poland No.519688236 [Report]
>>519688204
don't encourage the mental nigger
he's just here to shitpost
Anonymous (ID: vJxHKCb5) Canada No.519688241 [Report]
Niggers can't even read, why attempt to shit on pages of "yt" runes and squiggles. Unless....is this a filthy jew rage thread?
Anonymous (ID: FfX91zBH) Finland No.519688248 [Report] >>519688339 >>519688421
>>519688132
I'm going to explain it very succinctly so that even you might get it.
I'm not afraid of being outsmarted by a guy acting like a monkey. I'm disappointed that you really were a monkey.

It's kind of funny if you look at it more objectively. Here I thought, you were just acting like a monkey and I wanted to be btfo, but you genuinely have no higher order thought. You're just a monkey that eats his own poo and I'm trying to talk with you as if you were just acting.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519688273 [Report] >>519688418
>>519688204
LOTR is shit. No amounts of goal post moving is going to change this fact. Sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: 8pgYr541) United States No.519688316 [Report] >>519688484
>>519685810 (OP)
Tolkein was English though.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519688339 [Report] >>519688372 >>519688419
>>519688248
Damn. Didn't read, but, sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: FfX91zBH) Finland No.519688372 [Report] >>519688419
>>519688339
Come on now. You're STILL that afraid of me? Nigga, wake up.
Anonymous (ID: VmCjQ2+7) United States No.519688418 [Report]
>>519688273
>goal post moving
asking what you like is goal post moving? You are shutting down your own conversation. Are you 1/2 jewish? Well, see ya later.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519688419 [Report]
>>519688372
>>519688339
Anonymous (ID: vJxHKCb5) Canada No.519688421 [Report]
>>519688248
Anonymous (ID: 8pgYr541) United States No.519688458 [Report] >>519688488 >>519701439 >>519707843
>>519687211
I can't find it now, but years ago when I was deep down one of my conspiracy rabbit holes I read some channeler's account of how LOTR, and fantasy in general by extension, is an echo of our collective memory from the last cycle before the Flood.
Anonymous (ID: EBQlCbIB) No.519688484 [Report] >>519688889
>>519688316
He emerged from the womb of the Black Continent.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519688488 [Report]
>>519688458
Anonymous (ID: wHKMRQwy) Canada No.519688695 [Report] >>519688765
>>519687561
>IT'S TRASH.
Anonymous (ID: wHKMRQwy) Canada No.519688735 [Report]
>>519688125
Tolkien specifically noted that his works weren't allegorical...
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519688765 [Report] >>519688807
>>519688695
Anonymous (ID: IEuPj8pc) Canada No.519688807 [Report] >>519688831
>>519688765
heh, i really like that picture. mind if I save it?
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519688831 [Report] >>519688882 >>519689001
>>519688807
Only if you promise to not be so upset
Anonymous (ID: yO8jXx+c) Chile No.519688882 [Report] >>519688925
>>519688831
Then no
Anonymous (ID: a6jxZWQn) No.519688884 [Report] >>519688986
>Elon Musk's african jew father was charged with raping kids last week
Kek
Anonymous (ID: 8pgYr541) United States No.519688889 [Report]
>>519688484
Hampshire?
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519688925 [Report]
>>519688882
1PBTID

owo VG samefagging
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519688986 [Report] >>519689026 >>519689071
>>519688884
Elon's father is Whether Von Braun
Anonymous (ID: IEuPj8pc) Canada No.519689001 [Report]
>>519688831
kek
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519689026 [Report]
>>519688986
Wernher*
Anonymous (ID: USKaJHvl) United States No.519689064 [Report]
LOTR sucks and Tolkien was a Jew (do basic research normie filth)
>>519687140
Say that to my 7 foot tall Irish friend faggot (you never will)
Anonymous (ID: a6jxZWQn) No.519689071 [Report] >>519689200 >>519689337
>>519688986
Actually, he descends from the jewish Pol Pot bloodline
Anonymous (ID: a6jxZWQn) No.519689115 [Report]
Anonymous (ID: El55F86Q) United States No.519689161 [Report] >>519689229
>>519687447
You seem like you just learned the word contrived. If you think the story is "feel good garbage", you didn't understand it. The story ended with tragedy for most and even those who succeeded were set up to experience tragedy in the future (except maybe Samwise)
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519689200 [Report]
>>519689071
Nope. He was predicted by his father, the Nazi who was brought over from Germany under Operation Paperclip, and founded NASA, to lead the one world government to populate Mars
Anonymous (ID: z+qbI0xr) United States No.519689227 [Report] >>519689341 >>519705470 >>519707250 >>519707493
Ok, faggots.

LotR was Tolkien taking various myths and rewriting for a fantasy series. However, the main structure, just like Harry Potter, is taken from the Bible. Just read what Tolkien himself says.

You might like LotR or not. Nothing is going to change that it’s derivative pap. Living in a fantasy world is childish.

Stop being children.
Put down the fairy tales.
Go lift, support your family, gain respect from others and for yourself.

Comic book fags, Trekkies, fantasy fans all deserve to be beaten.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519689229 [Report] >>519689363
>>519689161
Sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: FybhT7c3) United States No.519689245 [Report] >>519689298
>>519685944
only dirty kikes think this
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519689298 [Report] >>519689399
>>519689245
Sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: odC8HYDB) Netherlands No.519689302 [Report]
>>519685944
Post nose.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519689337 [Report] >>519698833
>>519689071
Anonymous (ID: IEuPj8pc) Canada No.519689341 [Report]
>>519689227
>go lift
this is never the first thing an attractive person would say.
Anonymous (ID: El55F86Q) United States No.519689363 [Report] >>519689399
>>519689229
I could take it or leave it, but people who think they're smarter than they are need to be put in their place for a society to function. I'm sorry this is the only way for you to get attention but it won't help you
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519689399 [Report]
>>519689363
>>519689298
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519689440 [Report]
MY favorite literary work
Anonymous (ID: H+xBiVJ/) Mexico No.519689476 [Report] >>519691125
>>519685944
The urge to be controversial
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519689513 [Report]
So, you have a literal Nazi, who starts NASA, then writes a science fiction novel about a one world government aspiring to colonize mars, led by "The Elon".

Get on my level faggots.
519689476 (You)
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519689534 [Report]
Anonymous (ID: q3Rfj8sY) United Kingdom No.519689556 [Report] >>519689602 >>519689695
Everyone loves lord of the rings, the whiteness is unbreakable and will always be there as a stark reminder to what we are heading towards and what we have lost/are losing.

Everyone knows it.
Anonymous (ID: x8SPe9/L) Netherlands No.519689580 [Report]
I remember the first time I heard about von Braun.
Anonymous (ID: 4aNtP/Uo) Australia No.519689596 [Report]
>>519685810 (OP)
He also regretted he wasnt a Jew

> In response to a request from a German publisher about his Aryan descent in 1938 stated "I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people"
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519689602 [Report]
>>519689556
It's emotional faggotry in text. Sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: AomzAcVq) United States No.519689605 [Report]
Tolkien hated nazis tho lol
Many such cases (ID: rdb7hFEV) Singapore No.519689663 [Report]
The Rings in LOTR are an allegory of modern oligarchy. Everyone thinks they can be an executive but the actual executive is not the formal executive. The actual executive controls all formal executives using The One Ring. Very few can resist the actual executive.
Anonymous (ID: z+qbI0xr) United States No.519689695 [Report] >>519689782 >>519689982
>>519689556

Children love Wind in the Willows too, but neither it nor LotR are doing anything to help white adults.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519689782 [Report] >>519690408
>>519689695
Yes, and their effects are no diffident to those the cartoon-watching faggot experience with their wannabe Asian bullshit
Anonymous (ID: q3Rfj8sY) United Kingdom No.519689982 [Report] >>519690526 >>519691037
>>519689695
Strong alegories are a means to winning the masses, people feel connection to it, it could be inspiring for creative minds and it definitely can help people and generally shape discourse and consensus, the jews do it all the time and it worked well for them.
Anonymous (ID: z+qbI0xr) United States No.519690408 [Report]
>>519689782

It’s funny, isn’t it?
Weaboos always want anime Japan, they seem to ignore the imperial culture that had Japan ruling most of Asia for years.
Anonymous (ID: wHKMRQwy) Canada No.519690526 [Report] >>519691013 >>519691265
>>519689982
Lotr was not an allegory to anything... he hated allegory. This is how he invented literal languages and entire worlds, by not comparing them to our world.
Anonymous (ID: q3Rfj8sY) United Kingdom No.519691013 [Report]
>>519690526
That's true but i don't think he envisioned the white world being under siege by orcs in the literal sense as it is today, in his time we were unstoppable, it was a different world for him.

So whether he wanted it or not, it simply is an allegory along with the little shires and towns, ofcourse it is and obviously his inspirations came from home.
Anonymous (ID: z+qbI0xr) United States No.519691037 [Report] >>519691120
>>519689982
>shape discourse and consensus
> the jews do it all the time

Why are you the way you are
Anonymous (ID: IEuPj8pc) Canada No.519691120 [Report]
>>519691037
the jews
Anonymous (ID: 15whFXSo) United States No.519691125 [Report]
>>519689476
back to twitter faggot mutt
Anonymous (ID: z+qbI0xr) United States No.519691265 [Report] >>519706955
>>519690526
> not comparing them to our world

LMAOOOOO faggot
Quenya is derived from Finnish
Sindarin from Welsh

Tolkien had no original thoughts.
Anonymous (ID: /c6kpMGR) United States No.519691570 [Report] >>519692306
>>519685810 (OP)
Tolkienfags have yet to answer what Aragorn's tax policy was.
Anonymous (ID: SBNQnK04) United States No.519691635 [Report] >>519703103
>>519686742
Because he realized the forces of (((Morgoth))) were compelling the White races of Europe to depopulate each other
Saruman was a metaphor for the corrupted politicians wiping out their own people to replace them with subhumans (orcs and goblins = niggers and jeets)
Stop huffing petrol and actually read the books you fucking boong
Anonymous (ID: G6B5CSKe) Canada No.519691699 [Report]
>>519685944
>>519686173
been saying this for years, normies are just pretentious npcs who follow anything the media tells them
Anonymous (ID: +VCjRDfM) Australia No.519691831 [Report] >>519692026
>>519685810 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: z+qbI0xr) United States No.519692026 [Report]
>>519691831

Gondor calls for enrichment
Anonymous (ID: QJBARLkM) United States No.519692118 [Report] >>519692287
>>519686628
>Contrived, emotionalism nonsense equivalent to capeshit
No, please, say more buzzwords
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519692287 [Report] >>519692560 >>519692919 >>519706952
>>519692118
Sorry you're so upset.
Anonymous (ID: oC8Y98Ca) United States No.519692306 [Report]
>>519691570
Total Goblin Death + mithril mining
Anonymous (ID: LTqbDboK) United States No.519692560 [Report] >>519692919
>>519692287
>35pbtid
>"sorry youre upset"
Anonymous (ID: odC8HYDB) Netherlands No.519692724 [Report] >>519692919 >>519693196
>>519685810 (OP)
>>519685944
Why do jews hate Tolkien so much?
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519692919 [Report]
>>519692560
>>519692724
>>519692287
Anonymous (ID: oC8Y98Ca) United States No.519693196 [Report] >>519695420
>>519692724
Same reason they hate JK Rowling, they got typecast as the goblins
Anonymous (ID: 63gdjWB3) United States No.519694840 [Report] >>519696584
>>519686173
can you do better faggot?
Critizism is great if you have something better?
can you invent a language to a book?
Can you make a book that influences this many people around the world?
LOok at this stupid faggot!
You cant trash something that is good and words---- when you are lower than what you're trashing....
Its the same mentality as niggers.
Who create nothing good.
Are you a nigger? You sound like one.
Anonymous (ID: LsBAoziN) United States No.519694946 [Report]
>>519685944
This. Book of the new sun is better and would have made a better film.
Anonymous (ID: Dz4E7Pbp) United States No.519695096 [Report]
Why do movie posters have all that jew text on the bottom?
Anonymous (ID: ossNgJnp) United States No.519695420 [Report] >>519703933
>>519693196
>trvthnvke
Anonymous (ID: Nx0A7kAw) Poland No.519695488 [Report]
>>519686020
SPBP
Anonymous (ID: zczL3Mee) Russian Federation No.519696164 [Report] >>519696584
>>519685944
Shalom and thanks for your Jewish take.
Anonymous (ID: CEeS9xQx) United States No.519696430 [Report]
>>519688192
>feminist
All the women are incompetent and cause havoc when given power.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519696584 [Report] >>519696980
>>519696164
>>519694840
Sorry you're so upset. Hope you feel better
Anonymous (ID: CEeS9xQx) United States No.519696815 [Report] >>519697055 >>519697111
>>519685944
It's meant to be modern mythology, retard. Tolkien wasn't trying to make some complex epic.
Anonymous (ID: 63gdjWB3) United States No.519696980 [Report] >>519697055 >>519697111
>>519696584
what a fucking moron.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519697055 [Report]
>>519696815
>>519696980
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519697111 [Report] >>519697458
>>519696815
>>519696980
Sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: CEeS9xQx) United States No.519697458 [Report] >>519697617
>>519697111
I'm not. I don't even like the books. I prefer trashy fantasy I can get through in a couple sittings, like the Nightside series.
Anonymous (ID: 3wdIkv8E) United Kingdom No.519697549 [Report]
>>519685810 (OP)
This is why you've been enslaved your entire history
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519697617 [Report] >>519697668
>>519697458
LMFAO imagine sitting behind a computer and letting a few words get you so emotional. sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: CEeS9xQx) United States No.519697668 [Report] >>519697734
>>519697617
Whatever you say, spic.
Anonymous (ID: a4BVgoiz) Germany No.519697710 [Report]
the movies are horrible
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519697734 [Report] >>519706760
>>519697668
Sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: YelpgCBv) Australia No.519698833 [Report] >>519701570
>>519689337
just another retarded attempt at fulfilling a prophecy like the 6 gorillion kikery
Anonymous (ID: TCkAwY4L) United States No.519700207 [Report] >>519706651
>>519687915

pedo too, like wolverine fag
Anonymous (ID: sF5qNHHK) No.519700425 [Report]
>>519686297
Anonymous (ID: FwE7rLHG) United States No.519700559 [Report] >>519701570 >>519703928
>>519686173
>No it isn't.
yes it is. you are just a try hard who is dead inside.
Anonymous (ID: KpUH9BuC) United States No.519700564 [Report]
if you don't like LOTR or The Hobbit, the books, you have no imagination or soul and therefore are definitely not white. Simple as. /thread
Anonymous (ID: FwE7rLHG) United States No.519700664 [Report] >>519701570 >>519702606
>>519686628
>Contrived
isnt every book ever written contrived? Can you show where the wizard touched you?
Anonymous (ID: qoLMy8Rw) Canada No.519701439 [Report] >>519705573 >>519707854
>>519688458
>>519687211
its more fucked up then that when I was on my occultist conspiercy trip in 2009 I was all into LOTR. I started communicating with forest spirits about random topics on a Ouija board. the entity I talked to told me all kinds of crazy shit like
1. the orcs were shit like Homo erectus
2. there is one belrog still alive somewhere in Asia
3. the ring was never actually destroyed that was a happy ending not the truth Frodo killed Sam

shit fucked with my head for years it was that sketchy I never used a Ouija board again after that
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519701570 [Report] >>519703148
>>519700559
>>519700664
>>519698833
Sorry you're so upset
sage (ID: uz6IqwgG) United States No.519702510 [Report] >>519703244 >>519705371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O72POqBJ0bc&t
See what he did there, we all know as Westerners what's up there.
This is why they seethe so much because it's so true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VOIWt71310&t

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qj2wyS2-SA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I69BCKrrPjg
Anonymous (ID: PgrivAkl) United Kingdom No.519702606 [Report] >>519703221
>>519700664
yea, but yours and other faggot's praise of lotr is too, is what he's saying and he's right. you guys are faking it
Anonymous (ID: w20CKIXn) No.519703103 [Report] >>519703245
>>519691635
Tolkike's shitty mythology is just some new age hippie christfaggotry tailored for the taste of the rebellious nationalist and "racist" new generation of the early 20st century who were fed up with the original Golem OS that was crammed down their throat and had snuffed out light and the will to live from their souls, and were on the dawn of a reawakening
Grain-fed pseudo white spirituality mumbo jumbo like Tolkike's crap is meant to poison these last throes for survival of a dying race at its nascent stage and fill it with the same old dross
>Countless Elf-Human race mixing (humans are not meant to represent white race here, they are mutts)
>Elves being a feckless numbskull of a race who's dying out simply for being so clumsily stupid as to not breed, and not breed with each other instead of foreign species !
>Dwraves and Hobbits being basically a fictionally empowered, sophisticated and romanticized depiction of jews !
>Dwarf-Elf sexual innuendos !
>Tolkike mythology is riddled with Anti-German sentiment, German runic script is used for Mordor engravings, while aramaic-like scripts (Tengwar) are used for le whyte elvish ppl
>Christian servile mentality, demonization of will to power, glorification of ignorance, weakness and idleness as well as blind trust and obedience to a plan one does not even know or understand !
>Demonization of curiosity and ambition
>Le diversity !
Anonymous (ID: FwE7rLHG) United States No.519703148 [Report] >>519703397
>>519701570
>lies
Im not upset. I am humored by your retardation. You are trying to so hard to be edgy but in reality you come across like a fool. lol. Im sorry you're so retarded.
Anonymous (ID: cRM0V9cK) United Kingdom No.519703159 [Report]
>>519687915
I'm from the same town as him and he sometimes visit the Comic Cons here.
Anonymous (ID: Twlmcm2I) United States No.519703199 [Report] >>519703397
>>519685810 (OP)
>>519685944
Anonymous (ID: FwE7rLHG) United States No.519703221 [Report] >>519703414 >>519703644
>>519702606
>you guys are faking it
how delusional are you? do you take meds for it or does it just run rampant?
sage (ID: uz6IqwgG) United States No.519703244 [Report] >>519704532 >>519705371
>>519702510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8kJ5T5NjNw&t
Anonymous (ID: w20CKIXn) No.519703245 [Report]
>>519703103
>Oh and ((((giant-nosed)))) old crooks (wizards) with a strange affection for little boys being the "guiders of mankind" !!!
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519703397 [Report] >>519703630
>>519703148
>>519703199
Sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: We+uhtL+) United States No.519703414 [Report] >>519703630
>>519703221
yeah, you're faking it alright. lel
Anonymous (ID: wh1PTNBk) United States No.519703453 [Report] >>519703554
>>519685810 (OP)
J.R.R. Tolkien was a Prussian raised in England. That's why the race of Man have that egalitarian Prussian spirit, the Hobbits the Cornish sensibilities, and the Dwarves are consternatious Slavics.
Anonymous (ID: cRM0V9cK) United Kingdom No.519703554 [Report]
>>519703453
>Be a good decent person
>"ARE THESE CORNISH SENSIBILITIES???"
Anonymous (ID: biq0SsGW) United States No.519703561 [Report]
>>519686020
This
Anonymous (ID: gsD4znmf) United States No.519703599 [Report] >>519704056
>>519685810 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: FwE7rLHG) United States No.519703630 [Report] >>519703777 >>519703809
>>519703397
Sorry you're so retarded
>>519703414
sorry you're so butthurt
Anonymous (ID: PgrivAkl) United Kingdom No.519703644 [Report]
>>519703221
why do you think you and other pathetic shut-in loser faggots on here have to anthropomorphize and twist the plot to suit your bullshit? it's because you need to circle-jerk over your life's insignificance and the only way you can feel good about your pathetic existence is thru faking lotr is "sooo meaningful and great". you think you become special by proxy because you identify with it. it's all pathetic surrogacy. lotr isn't that good the way you homos go on about it.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519703777 [Report]
>>519703630
lel Sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: We+uhtL+) United States No.519703809 [Report]
>>519703630
holy fucking shit, ONE anon uses a line and you pathetic girly mouthed little bitches are picking it up and using it like it's yours. why can't you get your own material and style you dick-riding faggot
Anonymous (ID: vo83iz/R) United States No.519703847 [Report]
>>519686249
OH LAWD
SAURONE FINNA STEAL DEM RANGZ
Anonymous (ID: 3xmBefU6) United States No.519703864 [Report] >>519703945
>>519685944
uruk hai nigger spotted
Anonymous (ID: We+uhtL+) United States No.519703928 [Report] >>519704254
>>519700559
>you're not an emotional pussy like me who has to make up shit just to feign importance
LMAO we get it, ur a groupie
Anonymous (ID: 9E5VHmG4) Germany No.519703933 [Report]
>>519695420
>24th october
>It's true
Guess i need to watch LOTR again
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519703945 [Report] >>519704289 >>519704357 >>519704425
>>519703864
Sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: w20CKIXn) No.519704056 [Report]
>>519703599
Yeah he didn't create shit, he copied pagan Germanic shit and twisted it into his own hippie christcuckery
Anonymous (ID: SIblWGT+) United Kingdom No.519704136 [Report] >>519704166 >>519704219 >>519704409
>>519686173
>pretending
>LOTR objectively was written by a university professor who served in the WW1 trenches
>"high level fiction" is subjective, but it has objectively had huge influence and stood the test of time
So basically your only argument is your own seething, i.e contrived emotionalism.
Anonymous (ID: XSoX+Otg) Netherlands No.519704164 [Report] >>519704247
>>519686173
You're just shilling against it because of the soul who wrote it, the same reason that the likes of you shills against so many other things that soul did in other lives.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519704166 [Report] >>519704357
>>519704136
Damn, sorry you're so upset.
Anonymous (ID: PgrivAkl) United Kingdom No.519704219 [Report]
>>519704136
LMFAO look at these queers getting mad because someone else doesn't like their sacred cows
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519704247 [Report] >>519704357 >>519704410
>>519704164
Damn a lot of words. Sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: FwE7rLHG) United States No.519704254 [Report] >>519704392
>>519703928
>hurrdurrr noooo you cant like something
LMAO
Sorry if you are just too fucking jaded and dead inside to actually comprehend having a soul. Have you moved on from killing pets yet?
Anonymous (ID: SIblWGT+) United Kingdom No.519704289 [Report] >>519704425
>>519703945
Sorry you abandoned your foreskin for MADNESS!
Anonymous (ID: 6WH0433Q) No.519704317 [Report]
>>519685810 (OP)
Women are the enemy that plays both sides.
All philosphies and systems will work if people cooperated and were fair, honest, reasonable, etc(overal good) with eachother.
But women are always dishonest, manipulative, uncooperative, selfish overall inherently evil.
They see men build something amazing and every single time they go and destroy what we've built and play victim to steal from it until it loses all of it's quality and becomes completely corrupt. They're parasites who will do anything to turn men against eachother.
They're the reason our competitive spirit sometimes goes overboard.
They're the reason a joke is taken too far.
They're the reason problems exist.
They're the reason wars exist.
Simps are just blinding themselves by playing along with them until so much damage is done that even the most pro-women guys eventually turn against women.
But by the time this finally happens they're now in the minority and are stuck dealing with other younger simps and women actively corrupting everything in their path.
Pretty soon the number of men who have suffered from this will grow so large that we will overthrow this faulty system all at once in every country but sadly we're in the worst times.
The ones who are currently 30-50 and younger will probably end up suffering the most until the number of sufferers grows so much as to become unignorable.
This is what happens when you believe women morons.
Record this in history and NEVER let it happen again.
Anonymous (ID: w20CKIXn) No.519704323 [Report] >>519704430
>>519685810 (OP)
Tolkike's crap is a rebranding of the same old pile of philosemitic race mixing and cuckery advocating dung dressed up in pseudo heathen larp to bait impressionable and credulous nationalists and racist youth .
Anonymous (ID: XSoX+Otg) Netherlands No.519704357 [Report] >>519704515
>>519704166
>>519704247
>>519703945
Thank you for sharing your self-review with us all thread.
It gave us a nice insight into your psyche.
Anonymous (ID: We+uhtL+) United States No.519704392 [Report] >>519704576
>>519704254
kek nice projection, tho, you can like something, that's fine, just don't pretend like something and believe the more you pretend like it, the thing actually becomes good. kys. but cry more first
Anonymous (ID: w/DhyuVh) United States No.519704396 [Report] >>519704515
>>519686173
>emotionalism
Do you ever listen to yourself before you speak? Who the fuck uses that retard word? Pretentious twatwaffle, your pedestrian nomenclature is egregious...
sage (ID: IEuPj8pc) Canada No.519704405 [Report]
>6 hours of his life
what upset you so much to make you this way?
Anonymous (ID: FwE7rLHG) United States No.519704409 [Report] >>519704488
>>519704136
>contrived emotionalism
the only person who would say something like this is someone who has no emotions nor can they feel any emotions. Why are you dead inside? what happened? Did daddy make you suck it?
Anonymous (ID: rYeJRJ8v) Spain No.519704410 [Report] >>519704515
>>519704247
I'll try fewer words:
Denounce the Talmud.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519704425 [Report]
>>519704289
>>519703945
Anonymous (ID: SIblWGT+) United Kingdom No.519704430 [Report] >>519704651 >>519704973
>>519704323
Ask me how I know this chatbot was coded by a pajeet
Anonymous (ID: SIblWGT+) United Kingdom No.519704488 [Report] >>519704714
>>519704409
Ask me how I know this chatbot was coded by a pajeet
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519704515 [Report] >>519705415
>>519704410
>>519704396
>>519704357
Gegg sorry you're so upset
sage (ID: uz6IqwgG) United States No.519704532 [Report] >>519705371
>>519703244

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAbOAY_5GfE&t
Anonymous (ID: fbazVvaz) United States No.519704567 [Report]
the dwarves are jews and the dragon is banker jews guarding gold, they dont really want the gold, they just want to burn civilization and use the gold as cover
Anonymous (ID: FwE7rLHG) United States No.519704576 [Report] >>519704698 >>519704772
>>519704392
>admits to being a soulless murderer
>believes people only pretend to like stuff
>accuses others of projection
its always the same with you. Do you get tired of always being wrong? LMAO
Anonymous (ID: gWiNBQsm) Ireland No.519704620 [Report]
The best is Ovids Metamorphoses, poetry>>>>prose
Anonymous (ID: w20CKIXn) No.519704651 [Report]
>>519704430
>Oh mighty magic buzzwords of cuckish triumph rescue me from this peril of exposure and scandal !
Oh i'm so smitten, such power ! so original !
Anonymous (ID: rYeJRJ8v) Spain No.519704675 [Report]
519704515
>didn't denounce the Talmud
Stop engaging the JIDF slide shill.
Tolkien's good, if dense. Read him if you can tolerate the old-timey prose.
Anonymous (ID: We+uhtL+) United States No.519704698 [Report] >>519704876
>>519704576
literal faggot raised by his mommy and taught being an emotional little fag makes him more human.
Anonymous (ID: FwE7rLHG) United States No.519704714 [Report] >>519704772 >>519705166
>>519704488
>derps out cope as cope
lol. sure thing skippy. You didnt answer the question. What happened to make you dead inside?
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519704772 [Report] >>519705008
>>519704576
>>519704714
this is estrogen talking. Sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: Jqs0k4Rt) United States No.519704780 [Report] >>519704804
>>519685944
Brown hands typed this
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519704804 [Report] >>519707087
>>519704780
sorry you're so upset.
Anonymous (ID: +Dwl82LV) Germany No.519704805 [Report] >>519704863 >>519704984
>>519685944
The books were fucking amazing for their time and still are, what the fuck are you on about. Movie wasn't as good but then again, what movie is compared to their book counterpart? Still top tier
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519704863 [Report]
>>519704805
No they suck. Don't be upset like these other sissies
Anonymous (ID: FwE7rLHG) United States No.519704876 [Report] >>519704987
>>519704698
Are you trying to say something? So, you're a motherless child who is bitter in defeat and needs to lash out. many such cases. Sad! and you wonder why you are all alone lol.
sage (ID: IEuPj8pc) Canada No.519704950 [Report]
>replying to someone whose apologized you were upset 50 times in the last 6 hours
why are you fuckers so dense?
Anonymous (ID: w20CKIXn) No.519704973 [Report]
>>519704430
>Oh mighty magic buzzwords of cuckish triumph rescue me from this mire of exposure and scandal !
Oh i'm so smitten, such power ! so original !
Anonymous (ID: rYeJRJ8v) Spain No.519704984 [Report]
>>519704805
Stop giving him (You)s. He gets JIDF money (US taxpayer money) for every reply to his posts.
Anonymous (ID: We+uhtL+) United States No.519704987 [Report] >>519705285
>>519704876
lel hahaha sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: FwE7rLHG) United States No.519705008 [Report] >>519705166
>>519704772
>copes hard in defeat
sorry you are a retard
Anonymous (ID: 2iCKJLgV) United States No.519705060 [Report] >>519705166
>>519685944
Go finish winds of winter you fat fuck
Anonymous (ID: EwCSujm4) United States No.519705089 [Report]
51 posts. get a fucking job
Anonymous (ID: modpWQPf) United States No.519705119 [Report] >>519705166
>>519685944
OP trolled you retard.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519705166 [Report] >>519705288 >>519705397
>>519705008
>>519705060
>>519705119
>>519704714
Literally the following:
>what I like is great and it's okay to like what I like and like something
>w-what are you doing? Hoe dare you dislike something! Especially what I like. Are you dead inside.
Pic related are you faggots right now lmfao
Anonymous (ID: 9ez3V+0C) Sweden No.519705195 [Report] >>519705242
>>519685944
>that you dying need to read nor watch because you know the ending before you even get into it
Incoherent and poorly written literature criticism! My favorite!
Anonymous (ID: WHGZaTb1) Ethiopia No.519705201 [Report]
>>519685810 (OP)
not to crass but the show is extremely boring. especially if you had watched game of thrones or other fantasy genres where its not good vs bad, but a battle of both morally grey sides. what really makes it funny to me is Tolkien fought in ww1 which was an obvious brother war which pitted Europeans against each other for purely political purposes. the dune author on the other hand had the humbleness to see that fighting even against the Nazis was not a good vs evil thing.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519705242 [Report] >>519705896 >>519707139
>>519705195
I still don't like it. It's still trash. Sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: FwE7rLHG) United States No.519705285 [Report] >>519705410
>>519704987
>cant understand emotion
>unable to pick up social cues
>mistakes being laughed at for anger
>is challenged by social interactions
>projects as cope
Your autism is really bad, huh? LMAO
Anonymous (ID: We+uhtL+) United States No.519705288 [Report]
>>519705166
kek this! these faggots are sperging out bcuz anon doesn't like their slop
sage (ID: uz6IqwgG) United States No.519705371 [Report]
>>519702510
>>519703244
>>519704532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyUzR_GhNiU&t=166s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGPNsqRt3CY&t

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkYhxLk2_Vs
Anonymous (ID: FwE7rLHG) United States No.519705397 [Report] >>519705457
>>519705166
lel hahaha sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: We+uhtL+) United States No.519705410 [Report] >>519705512
>>519705285
TOP KEK! anon you gonna be okay? emotional little bitch ass niggah
Anonymous (ID: w/DhyuVh) United States No.519705415 [Report] >>519705511 >>519707570
>>519704515
>you're so upset
>52 posts by this id
LMAO.jpg
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519705457 [Report] >>519705570 >>519707570
>>519705397
Dude, get your own shit. Wtf you faggots have no shame.
Anonymous (ID: Jqs0k4Rt) United States No.519705470 [Report] >>519705589 >>519705968
>>519689227
Story is how human beings find hope and inspiration. Abandoning culture is to abandon human nature
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519705511 [Report] >>519705814 >>519705815
>>519705415
Sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: FwE7rLHG) United States No.519705512 [Report]
>>519705410
lel hahaha sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: /vjcKKOU) France No.519705567 [Report]
The true redpill about LOTR is it is a methaphor for the quest of homosexuality.
Anonymous (ID: FwE7rLHG) United States No.519705570 [Report] >>519705664
>>519705457
kek. sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: t8ZFBl7q) United Kingdom No.519705573 [Report]
>>519701439
the entity is you and everyone else with their hand on the planchette idiot
it's a boardgame
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519705589 [Report] >>519705963 >>519707294
>>519705470
Tell me you're a pussy without telling me you're a pussy. You watch chick flicks too I bet
Anonymous (ID: PQk7BNzh) United States No.519705624 [Report]
>>519685810 (OP)
Tolkien wasn't a nigger you dumb faggot.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519705664 [Report] >>519705779
>>519705570
This bot is being trained. Faggots are SEETHING lel
Anonymous (ID: rYeJRJ8v) Spain No.519705674 [Report]
>over 25% of the thread is spamming countershills
>over 50% of it is people biting the bait
Huh, Tolkien really grinds your gears.
Noted.
Anonymous (ID: 8rK+dREY) United States No.519705764 [Report]
>>519685810 (OP)

the rings are an allegory for the foreskins taken from the kings of the world to control them
Anonymous (ID: FwE7rLHG) United States No.519705779 [Report] >>519705814
>>519705664
>Faggots are SEETHING
you're projection is palpable HAHAHHAHAHHAHA sorry you're so gay
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519705814 [Report]
>>519705779
>>519705511
Anonymous (ID: w/DhyuVh) United States No.519705815 [Report] >>519705892 >>519705901
>>519705511
I'm sorry that you have to troll for 57 posts to get an erection. That's gotta suck, anon. :3
Anonymous (ID: S6KWWd65) Sweden No.519705859 [Report]
>>519685810 (OP)
What can I say?
If they're white, they can get it right.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519705892 [Report]
>>519705815
Sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: 9ez3V+0C) Sweden No.519705896 [Report] >>519705932
>>519705242
The opinions of an imbecile who shits out poorly strung together brains farts are of no consequences, which I'm sure that you're by this point painfully aware of.
Anonymous (ID: We+uhtL+) United States No.519705901 [Report]
>>519705815
anon, why can't you just get your own material instead of piggy-backing off another man's input and style, pussy ass niggah
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519705932 [Report]
>>519705896
Sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: fV8o0aLm) United States No.519705963 [Report] >>519706022
>>519705589
Sorry you are so upset
Anonymous (ID: t8ZFBl7q) United Kingdom No.519705968 [Report] >>519706121 >>519707294
>>519705470
story is a memory aide and communication method and nothing more unless you are an animal level retard when it comes to self awareness
human nature is nudity and niggers, fuck nature we're human, we're better than that ooga booga shit
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519706022 [Report] >>519706125 >>519707878
>>519705963
LMFAO broken little bitch
Anonymous (ID: G2VOWwA8) United States No.519706109 [Report] >>519706423
>>519686628

>...before you even watch it
do you even literary, bruh?
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519706121 [Report] >>519706368
>>519705968
>yes, whites are no different to nigga, we just pretend to be
Anonymous (ID: UXoCI0z+) United States No.519706125 [Report] >>519706423
>>519706022
You are getting owned dude. Accept it. Sorry you are so upset
Anonymous (ID: YG7oTSRm) Ireland No.519706251 [Report] >>519707612
>>519685810 (OP)
>greatest literary epic
>lotr
I like it too but please stop this. Read some actual literature instead of just entertainment.
Anonymous (ID: /6oO3dsG) No.519706316 [Report] >>519706423 >>519706494 >>519707469
>>519685944
>All these seething replies
Lmao, based fpbp.
Funny how these faggots think they are different from capeshitters
Anonymous (ID: t8ZFBl7q) United Kingdom No.519706368 [Report] >>519706494
>>519706121
taught to be
you really think a lack of surface melanin makes someone incapable of nigger behavior?
that's your 'meaning and symbols' humanity
emotionally driven short term thinking listen and believing retards who mistake narrative coherence 'feeling true' with actual truth
raise a white with only one book and they'll be as worthless as any nigger
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519706423 [Report]
>>519706109
It's garbage. Sorry you're so upset.
>>519706125
>I'm winning in the imaginary game in my head
Sorry you're so upset
>>519706316
1PBTID straight to that post. This is a mysterious care of samefagging gone wrong. owo vg fags feeling hurty inside gegg
Anonymous (ID: tvWlrLZo) No.519706473 [Report]
>>519685944
>t. jew-coded opinion
into the oven it goes
Anonymous (ID: uruooD/6) United States No.519706474 [Report]
>>519685944
Lol yep i believe varg is behind the general way that right wingers treat LOTR like fucking harry potter. its a book for children
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519706494 [Report] >>519706622
>>519706368
Sorry you're so upset
>>519706316
Sorry anon. Just read your post completely. So many seething faggots in here. They just keep popping up all hurt
Anonymous (ID: 9sOhYMwe) No.519706553 [Report] >>519706643
>>519685944
>It's literal trash forced and contrived emotional trash

62 posts
Anonymous (ID: tvWlrLZo) No.519706559 [Report] >>519706609
>>519685810 (OP)
The africans are the Haradrim who sided with Sauron
Tolkien is clearly a Numenorian
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519706565 [Report]
519706473 (You)
Sirri ur su ooopsit
Anonymous (ID: uruooD/6) United States No.519706609 [Report] >>519706913
>>519706559
Hobbits are described as being straight up brown
Anonymous (ID: lZi5DfQo) United States No.519706622 [Report] >>519706795
>>519706494
If you just left the initial bait post that would be based
but
>64 pbtid
this is too pathetic for words
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519706643 [Report] >>519706907
>>519706553
Faggot janny trying to kill the thread. We know it's time. Take page 10 and shove it up your mom's cunt. Sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: tvWlrLZo) No.519706651 [Report]
>>519700207
rp me on wolverine fag
Hugh Jackman?
Anonymous (ID: oXwGeqKT) United States No.519706717 [Report] >>519706795
>>519686073
This is the new jeet line
Anonymous (ID: B67fEPRS) United States No.519706737 [Report] >>519706795
>>519686628
What do you consider a great work of fiction, anon? Be specific.
Anonymous (ID: tvWlrLZo) No.519706760 [Report] >>519706836
>>519697734
>kvetching and malding over elves or something
are you retarded?
it's ok if you are
Anonymous (ID: oXwGeqKT) United States No.519706780 [Report] >>519706836
>>519686020
BTFO
>>519685944
Holy shit, 66 posts like this?
>>519686073
And you have the audacity to say this?
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519706795 [Report] >>519706836 >>519706926 >>519706942 >>519707534
>>519706622
>>519706717
anon, you and the other homos in here are just faggot pedophiles who are SO FUCKING MAD and I made you girly mouthed little bitches so emotionally invested in what I said on the internet, that yous felt forced to display your dissatisfaction. I am currently living in your brain. Now, reply, slave. I own you. LMFAO HAHAHA
>>519706737
Keep scrolling
Anonymous (ID: D+riplMY) United States No.519706799 [Report]
>>519687934
I don't believe it literally, but it's a good allegory for the fall of satan and the war in heaven.
Anonymous (ID: Wr/g8C6h) Denmark No.519706802 [Report]
>>519685810 (OP)
It is well that you admit that White people can be African.
You will also admit that all of the continent except the Sahara and its fringes belong to White people? If not, you are dishonest and I leave poop in your mouth
Anonymous (ID: 9sOhYMwe) No.519706814 [Report]
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519706836 [Report] >>519707147
>>519706760
>>519706780
>>519706795
Anonymous (ID: 9sOhYMwe) No.519706907 [Report] >>519707032
>>519706643
>Take page 10 and shove it up your mom's cun

you're on /pol/, newfag orc
Anonymous (ID: tvWlrLZo) No.519706913 [Report] >>519707435
>>519706609
>saaaaar
in what Tolkien letter did you read this ramshit?
And Numenoreans were never Hobbits anyways. You would know that if you had actually read the books
Anonymous (ID: We+uhtL+) United States No.519706926 [Report]
>>519706795
LEL TOP KEK
Anonymous (ID: 4+e1pHup) United States No.519706942 [Report]
>>519706795
you reply to every post: WE own YOU
Anonymous (ID: APFzjcKl) United States No.519706952 [Report] >>519707136
>>519692287
Sorry you were born indian.
Anonymous (ID: SgCkL68H) Canada No.519706955 [Report]
>>519691265
But the language wasn't an allegory of those languages... inspiration isn't allegory.
Anonymous (ID: kh1FOETx) Ireland No.519706956 [Report] >>519707063
>>519685944
>68 pbtid
and counting. we got a wannabe fiction writer over here
Anonymous (ID: 7HFNXOTY) United States No.519706968 [Report]
>>519686742
You would be crying and shitting your pants after an hour on the western front
Anonymous (ID: 7HFNXOTY) United States No.519707015 [Report]
>>519686779
Because he doesn't have one
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519707032 [Report] >>519707096
>>519706907
Good little homo. Now do as I command and as an illustration of how upset I made you, respond to this post. Oh, sorry, in advance btw. Sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: We+uhtL+) United States No.519707063 [Report] >>519707181
>>519706956
you're posting cringe anon cut it out
Anonymous (ID: Jqs0k4Rt) United States No.519707087 [Report] >>519707136
>>519704804
>no denial
Anonymous (ID: APFzjcKl) United States No.519707096 [Report] >>519707136
>>519707032
I'm sorry your mom just got doxxed.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519707136 [Report] >>519707208 >>519707237
>>519706952
>>519707087
>>519707096
Sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: 9sOhYMwe) No.519707139 [Report] >>519707292
>>519705242
>I don't like it
Anonymous (ID: tvWlrLZo) No.519707147 [Report] >>519707292
>>519706836
>mindbroken by fucking elves and dwarves
kek don't read the Silmarillion if you're so fragile
Anonymous (ID: PGiSEc1B) United States No.519707181 [Report]
>>519707063
you want the spammer to fuck your ass, we get it
Anonymous (ID: APFzjcKl) United States No.519707208 [Report] >>519707292
>>519707136
Sorry your whole family got doxxed.
Anonymous (ID: U26O2XtJ) Thailand No.519707223 [Report]
Nice fantasy books for teens tbqh. Tolkien was an Englishman born in South Africa.

Greatest Epic of white poeple would be John Milton’s Paradise Lost.
Anonymous (ID: 9sOhYMwe) No.519707225 [Report]
Anonymous (ID: tvWlrLZo) No.519707237 [Report] >>519707292
>>519707136
you're brown lmao
Sage (ID: zextoxTQ) United States No.519707250 [Report]
>>519689227
>put down fantasy
When you put down your jew on a stick worship lol lmao
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519707292 [Report] >>519707385 >>519707447
>>519707139
That's a good obedient little faggot. Now post again in illustration of how pussy you are.
>>519707147
>>519707208
>>519707237
>Nooooo!!! Please stop!!! Please like what I like
Sorry you're so upset
Anonymous (ID: Jqs0k4Rt) United States No.519707294 [Report] >>519707476
>>519705589
Tell me you're an uncultured brown person without telling me
>>519705968
Yeah, it's about teaching. It's like you're halfway there then shit yourself. Probably brown also.
Anonymous (ID: f/N+4A8v) No.519707299 [Report]
>>519685810 (OP)
Elon Musk and St. Augustine of Hippo were both born in Africa. Does that make them niggers?
Anonymous (ID: dvq7TONg) United States No.519707301 [Report] >>519707476
>>519687224
>I have no retort but I must scream
And you are gonna keep going with 50+ more posts after admitting defeat this early
Gottdang son
Anonymous (ID: 9sOhYMwe) No.519707352 [Report]
Anonymous (ID: APFzjcKl) United States No.519707385 [Report] >>519707476
>>519707292
Sorry your mom just got a call that you have AIDS.
Anonymous (ID: V8+UqMKk) No.519707403 [Report] >>519707476 >>519707477 >>519707841
>>519685944
I wouldn't call it trash but I agree that it's a boring slog and about the 10th time an Elvish song appeared, or a historical account totally irrelevant to the plot, I started skipping sections. I will admit the LOTR books could've used a more aggressive editor and I just started skipping sections that were boring. There are fantasy epics that I found much more enjoyable, Dragon Riders of Pern.
Anonymous (ID: uruooD/6) United States No.519707435 [Report] >>519707487 >>519707556 >>519707681
>>519706913
Are you retards so mindbroken that the only reason you can imagine someone wouldnt like your kids book is because they are jeets lol?

(from the PROLOGUE OF FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING)
Before the crossing of the mountains the Hobbits had already become divided into three somewhat different breeds: Harfoots, Stoors, and Fallohides. The Harfoots were browner of skin, smaller, and shorter, and they were beardless and bootless; their hands and feet were neat and nimble; and they preferred highlands and hillsides. The Stoors were broader, heavier in build; their feet and hands were larger, and they preferred flat lands and riversides. The Fallohides were fairer of skin and also of hair, and they were taller and slimmer than the others; they were lovers of trees and of woodlands.

The harfoots make up the vast majority of hobbits in the shire. Sam is described as being brown or dark lol

"Sams dark hand in Frodo's light hand."

"In his lap lay Frodo's head, drowned deep in sleep; upon his white forehead lay one of Sam's brown hands,"

The funniest part of this honestly is that you are showing youre a retard who pretends to have read LOTR online
Anonymous (ID: tvWlrLZo) No.519707447 [Report]
>>519707292
>t. brown coded behenchod 'opinion'
flush
Anonymous (ID: Du3t3dSZ) United States No.519707469 [Report]
>>519706316
>Literature is the same as a comic book
I would hide my flag too if I wrote something that retarded
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519707476 [Report] >>519707526 >>519707921
>>519707301
>>519707294
>>519707385
Sorry you're upset
>>519707403
I agree, anon. Well said.
Anonymous (ID: uruooD/6) United States No.519707477 [Report] >>519709047
>>519707403
Yeah as a kid i just skipped all the weird gay songs he wrote for no reason. If anybody was closeted it was that fucking guy lol
Anonymous (ID: APFzjcKl) United States No.519707487 [Report] >>519707773
>>519707435
>harfoots
HARFEET!
Anonymous (ID: 1zy9HkVi) United States No.519707493 [Report]
>>519689227
Groups that engage successfully with folk tales, mythology, and symbolic narratives are better at war. Sorry.
Anonymous (ID: APFzjcKl) United States No.519707526 [Report] >>519707611
>>519707476
Sorry you just got fired.
Anonymous (ID: Du3t3dSZ) United States No.519707534 [Report] >>519707611 >>519707779
>>519706795
Oh Lawrd. Imagine being this delusional
Sure thing little buddy, that's exactly what's happening. Totally
Anonymous (ID: 9sOhYMwe) No.519707537 [Report]
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519707556 [Report] >>519707658
>>519707435
>Are you retards so mindbroken that the only reason you can imagine someone wouldnt like your kids book is because they are jeets lol?
LMAO yes anon. YES!!! haha
sage (ID: uz6IqwgG) United States No.519707570 [Report] >>519707648
>>519705415
It's a seething jeet getting rupees reply's .
Always asshurt their summed up as Easterling's instead of Elves.
>>519705457
Saarr (you) are parcel. Imagine being so pathetic and such a low shitcaste you have rage bait pennies on the reply, hoping we will grace you with our reply bux. Sometimes it's worth gracing you with a rupee reply to jam the dagger deeper into your seethe. Sure your rage baiting, but you're differently taking it personal because you are a dalit goblin. The Aaryn-Easterling's are long dead. Enjoy seeing that shit face in the mirror. If you're not a jeet & a asshurt nigger, yeah suck's to be reminded you're Orc AF if 70+ reply for free.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519707611 [Report] >>519707728
>>519707534
>>519707526
Sorry you're so upset. Still trash, though. Take care. Bye bye now
Anonymous (ID: 8J/Er0kO) Canada No.519707612 [Report] >>519707762
>>519706251
I've read both LOTR and Steinbeck's East of Eden, and both of these works affected me in equal measure. The idea that fiction is somehow peurile or not worth reading by virtue of it being fiction is total bullshit. If anything, it's way more impressive. To craft a believable world from nothing and to keep EVERYTHING narratively consistent within the confines of that world, while keeping strong themes, takes immense talent to pull off. Steinbeck wouldn't be able to do it, nor would Jane Austen. So shut the fuck up
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519707648 [Report]
>>519707570
Sorry you're so upset. Come back next time.
Anonymous (ID: APFzjcKl) United States No.519707658 [Report] >>519707736
>>519707556
Sorry another indian firm just got hired to harass you and your family.
Anonymous (ID: tvWlrLZo) No.519707681 [Report] >>519707836
>>519707435
>browner
saaaaaaaaaaar 1/5th of the Hobbits were just like us saaaar
seriously browncel is this the best you can do? Tolkien was not thinking of filthy street shitting jeets when he came up with the Hobbit. It was originally a children's tale for his son.
You absolutely exposed yourself as a pseud and a dalit piece of shit
Anonymous (ID: APFzjcKl) United States No.519707728 [Report] >>519707789
>>519707611
Sorry your call center got shut down and your boss wants to kill you.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519707736 [Report] >>519707806
>>519707658
LMAO I see! it's just one person leto-fagging
Anonymous (ID: uruooD/6) United States No.519707762 [Report] >>519707952
>>519707612
Me too, but with harry potter! The inspiring metaphors and tales of resistance to racism and symbolism of hitler create such a fascinating and interesting plot that helps teach me and others to love, not hate. Just like tolkien believed!


I have in this War a burning private grudge—which would probably make me a better soldier at 49 than I was at 22: against that ruddy little ignoramus Adolf Hitler (for the odd thing about demonic inspiration and impetus is that it in no way enhances the purely intellectual stature: it chiefly affects the mere will). Ruining, perverting, misapplying, and making for ever accursed, that noble northern spirit, a supreme contribution to Europe, which I have ever loved, and tried to present in its true light.
Anonymous (ID: tvWlrLZo) No.519707773 [Report]
>>519707487
kek underrated
Anonymous (ID: w/DhyuVh) United States No.519707779 [Report]
>>519707534
Oh come on, give him his moment. This is the day he trolled all of 4-chang. Its a big day for him! Stop being so emotional! :3
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519707789 [Report] >>519707908
>>519707728
LMAO dis faggot is maaaaad!!!!
Anonymous (ID: APFzjcKl) United States No.519707806 [Report] >>519707878
>>519707736
Sorry you just lost everything over a bad troll attempt.
Anonymous (ID: uruooD/6) United States No.519707836 [Report] >>519708007
>>519707681
The fact that you havent even read fellowship of the ring raped whatever retarded point you are trying to make lol. Im guessing probably a latino american given memeflaggot status and spamming indian shit (for some reason you guys basically compete over whos less of a smelly brown invader)
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519707841 [Report]
>>519707403
This! I just had to come back to this post kek
Anonymous (ID: CoVFF/5o) United States No.519707843 [Report] >>519707928
>>519688458
LOTR is a compilation of old myths and stories Tolkien had studied. It is in fact far closer to reality than most people realize. I am inclined to believe it was before the younger dryas before that cataclysm wiped out tons of life on the planet. They were a ton of humanoid offshoot as well as crazy animals. Giants, dwarves, etc. Its a story encoded in our DNA.
Anonymous (ID: V8+UqMKk) No.519707854 [Report]
>>519701439
I'm just picturing little Sanjeet in 2009 playing with his sister's Hasbro Ouiji board, alone in his room exclaiming, "WOAHHHHH" as he spells out there's a Balrog in Kazakhstan. If that's true you should write your own fantasy epic.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519707878 [Report] >>519707937
>>519707806
>>519706022
Anonymous (ID: APFzjcKl) United States No.519707908 [Report] >>519708055
>>519707789
Sorry your father just hung himself.
Anonymous (ID: Du3t3dSZ) United States No.519707921 [Report] >>519708055
>>519707476
Oh lawd! This here boy has been struck by echolalia! A terrible affliction truly so.
Seems to happen to uppity zesty bucks after a thorough breakin. I do declare it's a condition I have seen many times in my illustrious career
Oh come on now boi, tell me how upset I am when fact of the matter is I am just dandy.
I understand your temperament is a bit frayed after such a breakin that Finngolian did upon ye way up yonder in the thread but my goodness son
Just a mess. I say I say, a right peculiar buck this one.
Coming back for more and more and simply repeating a phrase indefinitely as if it's some sort of consolation
A terrible affliction, it is! Almost makes your ya feel sorry for the broken buck
Almost. Heh heh heh huuuaahh
Anonymous (ID: uruooD/6) United States No.519707928 [Report] >>519708593
>>519707843
>cargo culting lotr as real
This is varg tier behavior. Tolkien was a catholic to a comical degree and the entire story has huge amounts of judaism and jewgod hamfisted into it because he literally believed the earth is 6000 years old like a peasant
Anonymous (ID: APFzjcKl) United States No.519707937 [Report]
>>519707878
Sorry your sister is sobbing over your father's corpse
Anonymous (ID: 8J/Er0kO) Canada No.519707952 [Report] >>519708064
>>519707762
Your reading of Tolkein is incorrect so it's no surprise you would come to this conclusion
sage (ID: uz6IqwgG) United States No.519707973 [Report]
519707648
just like that: no rupee
Cope by bleaching Skin Nigger faces
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ugQMhxjJJQ
Anonymous (ID: tvWlrLZo) No.519708007 [Report] >>519708078 >>519708211
>>519707836
>browner
>no argument
>saar we wuz hobbitz saar because reasons saar
Sorry you're brown and homosexual. I am neither
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519708055 [Report] >>519708119 >>519708531
>>519707908
Cringe
>>519707921
Didn't read, but, whatever you're going thru, I'm really sorry. This too shall pass.
Anonymous (ID: uruooD/6) United States No.519708064 [Report]
>>519707952
Sorry, what did he mean when he said this in his letter REJECTING the translation of LOTR to german? Help me understand better. It seems like hes blowing jeet dick because he hates hecking racists. But i could be wrong.

Thank you for your letter. I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-Iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject - which should be sufficient. I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride.

Your enquiry is doubtless made in order to comply with the laws of your own country, but that this should be held to apply to the subjects of another state would be improper, even if it had (as it has not) any bearing whatsoever on the merits of my work or its sustainability for publication, of which you appear to have satisfied yourselves without reference to my Abstammung.
Anonymous (ID: APFzjcKl) United States No.519708078 [Report] >>519708627
>>519708007
To be fair lotr is pretty basic, but brown people hate it because it's a book about white men saving the world from niggers.
Anonymous (ID: 9sOhYMwe) No.519708090 [Report]
Anonymous (ID: 29SKDJ18) United States No.519708098 [Report]
>>519685810 (OP)
>A book about walking to a mountain.
>Greatest epic
Pick one. Didn't even nail the hero's journey trope as well as the Odyssey.
Anonymous (ID: APFzjcKl) United States No.519708119 [Report] >>519708390
>>519708055
I don't think anything else can be done to you.
Anonymous (ID: uruooD/6) United States No.519708211 [Report] >>519708525
>>519708007
>uhm excuse me where did he hecking say that
>its literally the first chapter of the first book. heres a copy and paste since you are likely too retarded to even google a pdf
>SAAR JEET JEET JEET I AM PURE WHITE SAAR AAAAAH IM POOPING YOU ARE INDIAN I AM POOPING
>ok
Anonymous (ID: tUwTFBrY) United States No.519708253 [Report]
>79 posts
someone seems upset
Anonymous (ID: 9sOhYMwe) No.519708381 [Report]
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519708390 [Report]
>>519708119
Siri ur su ooopsit
Anonymous (ID: tvWlrLZo) No.519708525 [Report] >>519708813
>>519708211
>browner
the absolute state of jeet delusion
you wuz not part of Tolkien's Legendarium SAAR
unless you claim to be related to Brodda and the Easterlings
But even with them, they were never described as jeets, nor were the other swarthy men like the Dundelings etc.
You are a pseud
Anonymous (ID: et7Y32bW) United States No.519708531 [Report] >>519708607
>>519708055
See what I mean, just over and over. Once broken the buck will simply fall into a state echolalia such as a infant learning a phrase
And in many ways a broken buck is exactly that, reverted to the most infantile of states. A fancy feller once called it, a trauma response coping mechanism
And I suppose a breakin as bad as this silly little peculiar buck has taken can be quiet traumatic
Oh lawrdy lawd.
Such a display of prostrate submission is a sad, but humours sight innit boys
Now, off teh the barn with ya boi,
We gots work teh do
Anonymous (ID: CoVFF/5o) United States No.519708593 [Report]
>>519707928
That is completely false. Nice try kike
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519708607 [Report] >>519708685 >>519708814 >>519708902
>>519708531
I am deeply disheartened by your internal anguish.
Anonymous (ID: tvWlrLZo) No.519708627 [Report]
>>519708078
I wouldn't call it pretty basic
It spawned a huge genre of epic fantasy and is still regarded the best
Anonymous (ID: PZsbHdxc) No.519708660 [Report]
They wanna cover up that these are actually true stories about the inner earth they are hiding and tolkien wasnt black you kike faggot fuck
Anonymous (ID: We+uhtL+) United States No.519708685 [Report]
>>519708607
bahahahahahaha
Anonymous (ID: uruooD/6) United States No.519708813 [Report]
>>519708525
>continues frothing and pretending to be white because he was exposed as a retard who hasnt even read the book he is pretending to like
Maybe thats why you idiots like it so much? You didnt read it as children like the rest of functioning society lol
Anonymous (ID: tUwTFBrY) United States No.519708814 [Report] >>519709105
>>519708607
why so upset?
Anonymous (ID: mQVjLfw5) United States No.519708902 [Report] >>519708965 >>519709155 >>519709238
>>519708607
There he goes again! Repeating a permutation of that same phrase in an endless loop as he is beatin, over and over
I say kleghorn? What's your remedy for such a utterly defeated and yet still uppity buck?
Oh yes siah yes siah! The plank! Brilliant idea
Although it may prolapse his tender dierrer, but it cannot be helped!
Do the honors would you be so kind, much obliged
Dandy as the day is long yes siah!
Anonymous (ID: uruooD/6) United States No.519708965 [Report] >>519709044 >>519709202
>>519708902
I am kind of impressed by how easily hes trolling you retards to be honest
Anonymous (ID: tUwTFBrY) United States No.519709044 [Report]
>>519708965
upset hands typed this post
Anonymous (ID: V8+UqMKk) No.519709047 [Report]
>>519707477
Yeah I remember nerdy teacher seeing me reading the Fellowship and I told her that I was enjoying the plot when it was moving and it was cool there were whole stories that weren't in the films, but the expectation a reader would put the mental effort to fit overly verbose lyrics with no refrain into melody and meter is absurd. She told me, "just sing it in your head to Twinkle Twinkle Little star and it usually fits."
I didn't say it to her face but I remember thinking, "fuck that gay shit, I'm just gonna skip it."

There were a lot of cool stories that didn't make it into the movie though. The hobbits being eaten by cursed trees and saved by woodsy dog park faggot, getting all emotionally invested in a horse as if it's a member of the fellowship only for it to be eaten by a hentai monster, returning from Mordor only to find the hobbits were enslaved, and the best part which I can't believe wasn't in the movie was when Sam wears the ring and murders dozens of Orcs like he should've been the Chad carrying it the whole time.

Idk man... Like I said, they're alright, he just didn't respect the readers' time. I would recommend the OG Dragon Riders of Pern trilogy, if you haven't heard of it. I've read a lot of fantasy and it's absolute best-of and S-tier.
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519709105 [Report] >>519709256
>>519708814
Anonymous (ID: WFZ+enK6) United States No.519709155 [Report]
>>519708902
Sorry you're so upset.
Anonymous (ID: pJc0KFv6) United States No.519709202 [Report]
>>519708965
I too enjoy inverting reality
Anonymous (ID: We+uhtL+) United States No.519709238 [Report]
>>519708902
you're getting btfo'd and looking retarded
Anonymous (ID: BcVyx78b) United States No.519709246 [Report]
>>519685810 (OP)
LOTR is super based because it takes a Christian religious tale and tells it all through secular metaphor. It's so good even anti Christians are mega fan onions boys
Anonymous (ID: tUwTFBrY) United States No.519709256 [Report]
>>519709105
:)