Thread 519686044

$10 million or go back to your teenage past self with all current knowledge?

>>519686044 (OP)
Go back to past self, stop myself from becoming even worse of a degenerate coombrained shitbag and then rejoin the Army again but avoid drinking myself into to a discharge like I did.

>>519686044 (OP)
Take the money. I might forget about Bitcoin or the winning lottery numbers.

>>519686044 (OP)
Go back to teenage past self with all current knowledge, no contest. With my current knowledge now, investments in bitcoin, monero, and call options on GME, NVAX, MRNA and NVDA would net me more than $10 million.

>>519686044 (OP)
Does that means go back in time, because yeah definitely take that over the millions an invest in Apple in the '90s and mine Bitcoin until my face turns blue.

>>519686044 (OP)
I want to eat her ass on top of mt fuji

something something personal gain, fuck all you, fuck the future i am taking mine

t. nigger

>>519686172
Thats rough man. At least take solace in the fact that the military has turned to woke shit and you wouldve had to get the clot shot if you stayed in.

Has your temporal incursion machine been tested before or on other universes, since breaking the timeline like that, in the very best of ideal cases, kills everyone after the insertion point? Leaving dangling pointers to everyone who existed in that time segment, since they don't have single path causality line to the recreation of the universe?

I need to know exactly what happens and how it happens, and what happens to the pruned tree to what I did before, when the nexus event commits.

Are there other pruned timelines? Is it a line or like a tree?

>>519686217
Idk because in that timeline none of this would happen 10 mil may be the safer bet

>>519686044 (OP)
Go back to my teenage years.
I don't care about my current knowledge. Those years were just the best and I've been chasing that high ever since.

>>519686225
You would probably fuck up the timeline of bitcoin becoming as valuable as it is that way, best to just mine a few and let em sit

>>519686172
>Willingly becoming a zogbot again
Should have shot yourself in the head the first time, bootlicking faggot.

>>519686044 (OP)
I could make more than 10 million on bitcoin alone

>>519686044 (OP)
Go back. I dont even care about the money in either scenario i want to go back and relive my youth the right way and not drinking and fucking around. My life has turned out great but there are some things i could redo.

>>519686044 (OP)
10 million. I wound up with a happy marriage that has sustained me in so many ways it's hard to fathom. I wouldn't roll the dice on that happening the same way.

>>519686399
Tough talk from an internet nerd lmao

>>519686217
>>519686225
you don't understand how often 'new rich' get quietly erased off-screen when they stumble into too much capital without playing ball with a certain tribe
nobody ever wins the lottery
nobody ever suddenly "becomes rich" and stays that way without being permitted to it

every single 'go back in time and win the lottery' narrative would have your assets seized after your assassination within a week
the house always wins

>>519686044 (OP)
I'd love to go back but I'm forced to take the money.
I have children who I love very dearly and I know if I went back even if I tried to replicate the same circumstances to bring them into being they would never be created again. I would lose them forever and they are too precious for me to lose, I simply can't imagine living again but with their faces etched into my mind for that life.

>>519686353
It's a 4D unchanging universe.
Learn the Rietdjik-Putnam argument.

10 mil, spend it all to fund terrorist organizations in countries that I hate like Brazil. Hypothetically.

Go back to teenage self so I can kill myself

>>519686044 (OP)
Since I actually have a family, I'd just take the 10 mill.
I can't change the timeline to the point where my kids obviously wouldn't be born, and that kind of shit.
But I do understand why a lot of you losers would choose going back in time.

>>519686172
>i want to relive my life to make more bad decisions
Whoa you’re like a big brain meme but irl

>>519686464
Nobody asked, retard. Take your meds.

I think I would still be forever alone if I went back so I guess take the money.

>>519686464
If you ever make/win a lot of money just buy gold and real estate. Put a small amount of cash in your bank account for everyday living and hire a financial advisor to manage a portion of your funds focusing on low risk investments that can net you an annual return of 10%. That's simply it, you are set up for life.

>>519686044 (OP)
Anyone who tanks the 10 million is non-white.

>>519686044 (OP)
Back to teenage self, if i invest correctly i can make a bit more than 1 million so i am happy with that, mostly i just want to play the game knowing where my mistakes were and try to be a better person.

>>519686824
Not believing in fatalism is a far more non-white trait.

>>519686678
based swedecuck with the worthless input
>>519686769
>If you ever make/win a lot of money just buy gold and real estate.
the moment the fantasy money touches a bank account your life is forfeit to the mercy of western bankers unless you're somehow teleporting a giant cube of cash into your home

>>519686464
I member some pasta that lottery was their way to catch time travellers
Is this true /pol/?

>>519686044 (OP)
I mean it's virtually impossible for every single person on the planet to not get rich by going back in time due to Bitcoin. It's the surest "you will 100% become a millionaire if you had foreknowledge of this" in human history. Things like the gold rush and all that are not guarantees at all, you could still fail to secure a spot with ample gold, or get robbed. With bitcoin the only challenge is getting your hand on a phone/computer when the coin is young and dropping even just $10 on it.

>>519686044 (OP)
both of them are fine, let's hope i wake up to any of them lol

>>519686044 (OP)
The fuck? What retarded shitskin would only take the 10mil? You'd know all the good investments and new inventions.

>>519686950
fuck bankers

>>519686044 (OP)
$10 million. I got a wife and kids now, there's no way to guarantee I'd be able to get them back again.