Thread 519705143

Name a more KINO rivalry.

>>519705143 (OP)
I literally don't think about Russia ever

>>519705143 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_between_Denmark_and_Sweden

>>519705278
Your zogvernment does, howeverbeit.

russians never made me filter their flag

>>519705143 (OP)
OP and Not being a Faggot

>>519705143 (OP)
We missed out on the most cinematic rivalry of all time when America backed the Bolsheviks against the Nazis instead of vice versa.

>>519705517
Still mad about your ArchLinux Duke, Fritz?

France vs UK

>>519705143 (OP)
the US has already won
kekekekekekekekek

>>519705143 (OP)
I can't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBWnGUimRBw

>>519705668
Our dukes are both dead, our neighbours are both turks, but at least my language has its own word for srafciger.

>>519705729
/Thread

Isn't it strange both flags are red, white and blue? Don't opposing teams wear different colors?

>>519705143 (OP)
Ur mums pussy and my BBC

>>519706082
I'd rather we replaced the few turkshit loanwords we have with German loanwords tee bee aych

>>519706293
Great minds think alike.

>>519705143 (OP)
Germany and Russia
Germany and France
Germany and Britain
Britain and France
Britain and America
America and France
Cats and dogs
Literally anything but this

>>519706293
wdym? Their colors were red.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI3HdCPWhJc

>>519705143 (OP)
anon vs babylonian talmudics

europoors like it when you call them names and i think thats cute and kino

>>519705374
More like

>>519705143 (OP)
US vs Russia is lame, Russia sucks
US v USSR? That was kino

>>519707327
And you are losing to Russia right now.

>>519706867
>>519705729
>mentioning Britain or France at all
It's not the 18th century anymore gramps, go to bed

>>519705278
>Zoomoid doesn't remember Cold War kino
Many such cases. Sad!

>>519707382
0 American soldiers have died while Russia has had a million casualties fighting the poorest country in Europe. They're not even the second strongest army anymore, the Chinese have leapfrogged them

>>519707327
Yeah. Modern Russia is a hollow shell of it's former Soviet self.

>>519705143 (OP)
There was a rivalry.. not anymore lol

>>519707569
Whatever makes you sleep at night burger kun. Your world is tumbling down at this very moment.

>>519705143 (OP)
It’s gay. We don’t ever directly fight each other

>>519707327
Your point is essentially correct so I'll overlook the complete lack of self-awareness. You should be embarrassed that the modern day US is still unable to defeat the comparatively pathetic modern day Russia, plus the fact that your president is being led around by the nose by the bunch of HR cat ladies that control modern day Europe. But then we are all much browner and lacking in testosterone than we used to be.

>>519705143 (OP)
xD

>>519705143 (OP)
i seriously love russians and russia, this is all fucking propaganda. america and russia could rule the world alone not that we want to at all. that's how strong the people are. russians are just russian-speaking, vodka-drinking cold americans, and i know it.

>>519707893
Isn't it always?

>>519707919
It would have been pretty kino. Kinda crazy how it deescalated like it did and we never went to blows. Chernobyl and Afghanistan really did a number on the Soviets.

>>519705143 (OP)
Poland Germany? Just kidding, we are bros

Tutsi vs Hutu

>>519707327
Correct. Honestly, you desreve dиbs at least, so there you go, have them.

>>519707893
I would not be speaking dimestore jap. By the end of 2030 the only kuckrean children alive will be in the north.

>>519705143 (OP)
Did the US ever fought Russia? Besides Soviet Union i mean eich was only cold war. Germany is more a Rival of Russia imo. I think Germany-France. Only in very recent times have they been allied.

>>519705630
>recovering from his injuries
He was paralyzed from the neck down

>>519705143 (OP)
The actual rivalry was between USA vs Soviet Union. There's hardly any rivalry between USA and Russia because Russians have nothing to compete with anymore.

>>519705143 (OP)
>rivalry
There’s no such thing. It’s just a slavic shithole that relied on oil money like all resource shitholes and now their time is up because the price of oil is crashing.

>>519707399
>boomer is mad about communism 60 years later

>>519705143 (OP)
this

>>519708251
This statement doesn't slightly irritates me Fatman. Go and shop for Temu items with goziliion tariff tax dollars for your Israel hijacked government. I am really enjoying this timeline and witnessing it to be quite honest.

>>519705143 (OP)
Russia v. UK was pretty kino but ultimately the kikes destroyed the UK so much that Russia won the Great Game. In fact, the kikes are what keeps the US v Russkies going too. The Russian's would've been blown the fuck out if the kike's didn't give them US tech like nukes.

>>519708600
Both are not as cool as their predecessors

>>519705143 (OP)
Carthage and Rome, you cant even call Russia and US a rivalry since they never went to war against each other

>>519705143 (OP)
>name a more kino rivalry
Pic related is the one that will come to define the entire century globally.

>>519708549
Holy cope. Cold War kino gave us amazing things. This [current year] REEEEing over muh Russia is just pitiful and in will likely only see us all die in abject dystopian misery, like the Ukrainians are now.

>>519705143 (OP)
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>>519705668
are you kidding you stupid fucks?
the amreicans and the russians were allied in both world wars
and both are curently estroying europe again

>>519708945
Hence the term "Cold War"
Both sides did everything they could to sabotage the other, short of going to direct blows with each other.
And given how we don't all currently live under the remnants of nuclear fallout, that was probably a good thing.

I wish russia could be our rival again russia is cool compared to the jeets and the chinks

>>519708549
Holy cope. The boomer's Cold War gave us amazing kino. This [current year] REEEEing over "muh Russia" is just pitiful and will likely only see us all die in abject dystopian misery with nothing to show for it, like the Ukrainians are now.

>>519709405
Both sides would have used vast majority of their nukes in airburst type of way which creates minimal fallout but I agree with the general sentiment

>>519707199
um this is called ab*use and i won't stand for it

>>519708103
They're also genetic slaves :3

>>519705143 (OP)
We need an America-Russia buddy cop movie

>>519710115
>ab*use
>unalive
>grape
Retarded Reddit censorship to let the manchildren pretend they're not living in the world they've chosen

>>519708103
If you said this to a russian in Russia you could unironically get killed on the spot, its one of the worst possible insults to them to be compared to americans in my experience

>>519708103
kys

>>519705668
>ArchLinux Duke
lol

>>519710728
Eh I've met Russians who had hardons for the US too, their are autistic spergs everywhere.
Modern Russia is a fucking joke of a threat compared to what the Soviet Union once was. They used to be a global superpower, but they are now just a regional threat at worst/best.

>>519708703
Go sacrifice more children on a ferry to 8 goddesses.

>>519710682
Red Heat 1988

>>519709294
so it's not a rivalry, and therefore any answer is correct you stupid fucking blitzballer

>>519705143 (OP)
USSR vs USA was better. Modern russia is weak as fuck. Right now the meta is China vs USA

>>519705444
Maybe they shouldn't have transgressed the 1991 border order, starting in feb 2014, when they annexed Crimea, and then, started claiming parts of the donbas as theirs, and started a death march holocaustic war towards Europe, through a land that the US was swore to protect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRvJCCgBXCY
There was that whole 'cold war' thing? Definitely Russia is the victim, though.

>>519709294
Yeah, then Russia started arming all of our enemies in the following wars, the Korean war, Vietnam, ect. Fucking scummy marxist asiatics.