Thread 519718478

Society is collapsing

Yeah my fridge was fucked up for 2 days. Couldn't open it or play any games on the display. Shit's fucked.

>>519718478 (OP)
Kek based. The weak should fear the strong.

ahhh no my smartspoon can't talk to the server every 5 seconds and now it's forcefeeding me nothing but søy bleaurghwharrgarbl

>>519718478 (OP)
>itz real
>temperature, inclination, and it makes noise for low IQ fags
>this shit costs 2k
>they call it the POD
no way people are this stupid

>>519718584
>or play any games on the display.
WTF? What's wrong with your PC that you have to play games on the fridge screen? Why does a fridge even have a screen or games? It's a fucking fridge, it's meant for keeping food cold

>>519718881
>EU sizes
>all just 200 long
what are these fags doing, 90% of European natives are 190+

>>519718997
No different than having a radio in your truck.

>>519718997
It's for your kids so they don't use the food inside as toys

>>519718997
The fridge acts as a cooling system so he can play modern games without it overheating and throttling.

>>519718478 (OP)
Wot if ur bed were a computah

>>519719050
Wait no it gets better:
It's 5500 yuros + 400 a year for online surveillance and profile selling + tip. No way this can not be real. This is a prank.

>>519719231
that's so retarded it's actually genius

>>519719185
but you're not spending hours every day inside or near your fridge are you?

>>519718478 (OP)
what kind of giga retard buys a bed that REQUIRES an internet connection to change position?

>>519719535
Reminds me of the kid that put a computer in a minifridge full of mineral oil.

>>519719199
my son actually asked me for a 'smart fridge' some time ago
my response: no because you have enough things to break

>>519718997
>Third world doesn't understand first world problems
Such is life

>>519719335
>Subscription to your blanket

>>519719675
I was just joking but kek
I went shopping with my boomer father for a new freezer, and I told him quite bluntly:
>If you get a smart-model that hooks up to the internet, I'm throwing it out
We got a cold box, as things should be.

>>519718478 (OP)
>smart beds
I want all "smart" appliances to explode.

A SLEEP NUMBER BED JUST FLEW OVER MY FUCKING HOUSE

>>519718478 (OP)
the what now

>>519718478 (OP)
Buying smart furniture is just plain fucking retardation and openly saying
>PLEASE RAPE ME NEO-FEUDAL LORD

>>519719794
>I spend so much time around my fridge I need it to double as a tv/pc
I don't think it's a wealth issue but a weight issue

>>519718478 (OP)
It gets even better. Because of the overheating mattresses, they caused a few fires. The Internet of Things is already killing people. I want you to remember this Anon. For the future.

"Plausible deniability has killed more people than World War One and Two combined."

Reminder that Indians are extremely smart people. So if something broke on their watch it was intentional.

>>519719997
>available online only
>image clearly shows an oven physically present

>>519720139
look at this faggot not playing Skyrim on his fridge

>>519718827
>wharrgarbl

Oldfag detected

my IoT bidet kept spraying my asshole with scolding water!

>>519720074
This sloppa isn’t dystopian enough!! I need the smart bed!!

>>519719884
based
I don't like these smart things either
why does the toaster need wifi connection?
we're gone the wrong way with technological progress, it's making everyone lazy and stupid

>>519718478 (OP)
>overheating mattress
Just unplug it?

>>519718584
>Yeah my fridge was fucked up for 2 days. Couldn't open it or play any games on the display. Shit's fucked.
kek. That's what happens when jeets build complex systems.

>>519720222
stop being a dumb jew
fridges are for keeping things cold
period.

>server thousands of miles from you experiences brief outage
>Mattress catches on fire and burns your house down

Lmao

>>519718478 (OP)
My parents have an oven that sends them an app notification when it is done preheating. Totally fucking retarded, it irritates me so much.

>40,000$ nigger bed
>breaks

Lmao, lol, lmao

>>519720240
If AI ever gets full sentience, expect these kind of pranks

>>519719050
>what are these fags doing, 90% of European natives are 190+
Um, sweatie, the New Europeans™ are shorter and rapier. You are being replaced.

>>519720242
Say no more, anon, I've got you.

>>519719185
its extremely different

>>519718997
>It's a fucking fridge, it's meant for keeping food cold
Um, no sweatie. It's a data collection device.

>AWS controlled bed incline
nigger wtf?? Just use an rf sensor attached to a motor this is how my bed works and its literally 100 year old tech.

>>519719884
>We got a cold box, as things should b

>>519720347
He's joking you autistic retard

>>519718584
It actually closed because it overheard you say nigger

>>519720291
Is there an app for that?

>>519718478 (OP)
>overheating mattres

they have heated mattresses now? fuck i live in a cave

>>519720487
This picture makes me want to drop the global nuclear arsenal on india

>>519720177
>Reminder that Indians are extremely smart people.
What Indians are you referring to? In 20 years in the tech industry, I've never met a single intelligent one. No one.

>>519719675
I go to my friends houses and tell the smart speakers that they are niggers

>>519718478 (OP)
No shit

>>519720557
you're right
it's all so tiresome

>>519718584
People who need internet in their furniture and home appliances are the problem.
(You) Are the problem.

>>519720242
And yet everyone on 4 Chan wants a robot wife

>>519720709
Yes, but you need to subscribe with your ID to use it.

It's why digital ID dystopia will never actually take off, life isn't a movie, shit will break and get hacked regularly to the point it's abandoned.

>>519720667
you never know these days

>>519719997
>I want all "smart" appliances to explode.
A smart oven with a camera inside does sound awesome. Checking on your cookies without being in the kitchen would be dope.

I'll never buy another Samsung appliance though. They make great memory and drives. Their appliance engineering is godawful. Fucking trash, prtobably made by jeets.

>>519718478 (OP)
my smart toilet refused to flush too for 3 days.

>>519718997
Pretty sure he's trolling but they do have smart fridges or some bullshit like that. There isn't any inbuilt gaming system lol

>>519720924
>it's all so tiresome

>>519718827
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HEjJhrwXdCU

>>519720747
Shame you can't drive up to the command room.

Hey guys, what if we ran literally every web app for literally every device out of one (1) data center in North Carolina?

>>519721070
I’ve seen pictures of people playing games. I think it’s simple ones like candy crush

>>519721034
>A smart oven with a camera inside does sound awesome. Checking on your cookies without being in the kitchen would be dope.
No, you lazy mutt.

>>519718881
They are, and they’re called redditors

>>519718478 (OP)
Kek.

>>519720957
Digital ID I hope!

>>519718584
kek nice subtle bait

>>519718478 (OP)
So what you're saying is, I could hack into beds and cause a million retards to be crushed in their sleep by making the bed slam together like closing a book on a bug?

>>519721824
No, but you can cook them

>>519720992
you know, unless you are absolute retard such as yourself

>>519718478 (OP)
How the fuck is that "smart"

>>519722031
shalom

>>519722146
memefag with intelligence of a nigger. post your black hand, shitskin

>>519718478 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>519718478 (OP)
Why the fuck would anyone ever buy a bed connected to AWS or Oracle? Lmfao what the fuck do you need this for.

Imagine spending $2000 on a poorly coded "vibe coded" bed that has potentially killer zero day exploits in it...

>>519722307
lmao explain yourself

>>519721824
>>519718478 (OP)

>>519718478 (OP)
Why the fuck would a bed need to be connected to the internet ffs

>>519722143
It's smarter than the people using them.

>>519718478 (OP)
hahahaha
90% of "people" are mentally retarded
bwahahahhah
jooos, always comical

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thin-slicing

>>519720951
Those guys should stick their dicks in the fridge door and slam it shut.

>>519722496
explain memefag saar

>>519721043
Take that as a complement.

>>519722601
If it ran the server locally on the device, there would be no need for a subscription service :)

>>519722785
>kike so mindbroken by chuds he is shitting on his own shitty allies to own le not-sees
jeets are on (your) side dummy
But keep going, I always enjoy a good kvetch

Here's the answer to the question an anon asked a few days ago: why would anyone want their bed connected to the internet? The answer is, of course, because that person is an idiot, and until their own ass is connected, they won't be satisfied.

>>519723038
you will never be white, shitskin

>>519723131
You have to understand redditors and other midwits: they’re consoomers who are trained to think any and all technological advancements are inherently a good, desirable thing, so if you raise any objections to how a new piece of technology could be used nefariously, they call you Unabomber 2.0 and say you’re afraid of progress

>>519721034
>servershutsdown.jpg
>ovenexplodes.exe
Awesome

>>519718478 (OP)

If you buy a smart bed that emite nnEMF,cyou deserve this type of treatment. Fucking cattle.

>>519718478 (OP)
Oh, the humanity!

>>519723351
i used to be optimistic about technology in the late 90s/early 00s, but then i started seeing more and more anti-consumer bullshit being forced into every new piece of tech
>new laptops/PDAs? enjoy your bloatware that is a pain to remove
>new smartphone? enjoy more bloatware and built-in ads
>new VR setup? just give mark fuckerturd all your private and personal information
>new anything past 2020? "YOU HAVE TO PAY US MONTHLY TO USE THIS"

>>519723276
>malding
lmao only a depraved gypsy like yourself would have this filth saved on his device

keep your old TVs, lads

>>519718478 (OP)
What do people need to happrn before understanding that making every tool smart is a TERRIBLE idea? Smart pacemakers? Smart elevators? Smart arms/legs prothesis?
Not everything needs to be online 24/7 to function...
Better, I would even say almost everything needs an offline counterpart and a solution in case of a lack of electricity!

>>519724421
If you have a smart samsung TV and you don't connect it to the internet it will try to connect to open networks without telling you

>>519724549
the irony is that only dumb people buy anything with "smart" in it's name

>>519722601
>Why the fuck would a bed need to be connected to the internet ffs
HOW ELSE WILL (((THEY))) KNOW WHEN YOU ARE ASLEEP AND WHEN YOU ARE AWAKE? YOU'LL BE RENTING SLEEP TIME.

>>519724549
>Not everything needs to be online 24/7 to function...
Cool it with the antisemitism anon.

>>519724014
What a nightmare of a design.

>>519724549
It's the NSA and CIA doing this.

>>519718584
peak american capitalist scum

>>519718478 (OP)
>smart mattress
i find people who get stuff like this completely unrelatable

>>519720930
Did anyone actually ask for this IoT slop?

>>519718478 (OP)
>too stupid to unplug something

>>519725555
shareholders did

>>519718478 (OP)
Using any device that connects to the internet.

ISHYGDDT

>>519718478 (OP)
HAHHAHAHA oh maaan this is what i come back to 4chan for threads like this LOL o my god so worth it they say you could never leave this place damn right oh man look how EPIC you are lol "playing games on my fridge" HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow this is worth bearing all the slide threads and cringe XD

>>519718478 (OP)
>I couldn't sleep last night; I think it's a virus.

>You sick?

>No.

>>519723790
They make keyboards where the function keys default to presets and only operate as actual function keys if you are running their spyware.

Except for a couple of wired trackballs, I threw Logitech out of my house five years ago.

>>519728161
its a shame, they had a good rep in the 00s/10s, but then decided to just throw that rep away for slimy cashgrabs

>>519719185
I don't spend enough time in front of my fridge to make use of an entertainment system.

It was terrible, my smart flesh light made me coom 33 times

>>519718478 (OP)
why the fuck is a mattress using amazon services to begin with? it's a mattress.

>stupid games, stupid prizes
Many such cases

>>519718478 (OP)
Imagine being such an NPC that you have a subscription wifi bed...

>>519731710
It has active heating and cooling controlled by a cloud service (so the company can charge subscription fees)