Thread 519721290

Dinosaurs are just giant demons. Look at this thing. Clearly 100% a demon.

arsinoitherium is a mammal thoughbeit

>>519721290 (OP)
Chickens are also dinosaurs (like most birds), which doesn't make them demonic at all.

Have you seen a Hippopotamus Skull?

>>519721290 (OP)
Look at this.

>>519721730
Great minds think of Hippopotamuses...

Here is the owner of the same skull.

>>519721290 (OP)
Dinosaurs technically are still around. All birds are theropods

>>519721730
fucking awrsome

>>519721879
>oh my fauci birds are dinosaurs

>>519721290 (OP)
Never even considered this but honestly looking at that Diablo has shifted my perspective

>>519721801
Here's a Bowhead Skull.

>>519721926
They are, look it up
They descend from them

>>519721966
That "Diablo" was a Herbivorous Mammal related to Elephants and Manatees. Would've been still very dangerous as Megafauna.

>>519721290 (OP)
That's not a dinosaur you fucking idiot

>>519722138
Arsinoitherium was related to Elephants and Manatees while being neither.

>>519721730
That's a hippopotademon

>>519722133
No mang is el diablo

>>519721595
No they aren't, dinosaurs never existed.

>>519722010
It's very interesting skull given how they went from being big mouses

>>519722402
Guess what this is...

>>519722624
Functionally Proto-Whales were like Coastal Wolves but actually were Artiodactyls related to Ruminants and more so Hippopotamuses.

>>519721290 (OP)
The word dinosaur literally means "terrible reptilian monster". Reptilians = demons. Reptillian Giants = Nephilim = Demons = Dinosaurs. The fossils are remnants of their corpses after the biblical Flood.
source: I made it up.

>>519722937
Genetically a Whale has more in common with an Ox or Sheep than a Pig has with any aforementioned.

>>519722720
Experts say that it's a proto Draculaion which superseded by this terrifying blood sucker.
>>519723084
I read somewhere we as humans are more related to sharks than spiders are related to bugs.

Whats your favorite dinosaur? Mine is the Ankylosaurus

>>519723548
True because we are still both Gnathostomes while Spiders are as different to a Bug as an living Arthropod can possibly get. The Arachnomorph/Crustacean-Hexapod lineages split in the Middle to Late Cambrian.

>>519723668
I like the early Maniraptorans a lot... What you posted is literally a True Lizard.

>>519723871
Yeah i know, that's why i said my favorite dinosaur was an ankylosaurus, not a mosasaurus

>>519721290 (OP)
smartest dinosaur denialist

>>519721290 (OP)
What I don't understand is how can they all have disappeared in just six thousand years. There have to be some still alive. That's probably what the Lockness Monster is?

>>519724227
Only one lineage survived the K-T extinction event, Birds, toothless Birds mind you because there used to be toothed Birds!

>>519721290 (OP)
how much of that skull was found intact and how much of it is a mold based on a wild speculation by the ((experts))?

>>519722720
Pelican?

>>519724377
Morgan Freeman has actually done a documentary about extinct Animals. Despite what people say, modern nasal revisionism has destroyed the Macrauchenia and it shows sadly in the program he voiced over.

>>519724588
A Beluga Whale. Most of it's head is made up of a fatty organ derived from it's upper lip.

>>519724466
But there was toothed Paleocene Birds, technically Theropods were dealt a double extinction event at both K-T and Eocene-Oligocene boundary.

>>519724755
Hot

Why do Christians think everything is demons?

>>519724897
Also Odontocetes can produce wax esters in their melon organ, actually can completely change form within the melon sack utilising thermodynamics though this depends on the species since different species have different wax/fat ratios.

>>519725191
Corrrr I love when a lass produces wax esters

>>519724865
Checked it up. Only one event happened but it also affected the majority of Bird lineages except for the surviving Aves in the strict sense.

>>519725267
A lass who produces ambergris would be minted.

Just think there's some ocean out there in the universe with all kinds of mad shit swimming about

>>519725191
I came

>>519721290 (OP)
I wish they were still around so they'd eat stupid people

>>519724466
K selected superpredators with massive skulls go extinct.
R selected omnivores with brains the sizes of thimbles survive.
Grim.

>>519721926
>>519722442
>OH MY YHWH, DINOSAURS ARE DEMONS!

>>519725141
Inoperable judaism, they can only think in semitic mythology

>>519725998
With Whales one and only one species of Kekenodont survived eventually splitting into the Filter-Feeding Whales and Echolocating Whales respectively. The Oligocene was quite the evolutionary lab since you had Carnivorous Mysticetes with big eyes and Odontocetes which could only suck Squid up adjacent to the Sea Floor.

>>519721290 (OP)
No, youre a demon, you punk ass nigger.

>>519721290 (OP)
Picrel is an example of a real contemporary species.

>>519726353
The open predatory Mysticetes were the Mammalodonts. Eventually completely BTFO by Early Physeterids which could do everything better with the added benefit of Echolocation, a feature absent in Mammalodonts as they were Mysticetes. Aetiocetus was interesting to have both teeth and baleen and likely was a part of a founding lineage for surviving Mysticete groups. Just like Simocetus was for surviving Odontocete groups.

>>519722442
They certainly did but their looks are pure fanfiction
If you gave this whale skeleton with a bunch of missing pieces to an alien scientist that's never seen a whale he'd probably come up with something wild

>>519726652
Leopard Seals are mainly aloof to Humans, unless they are annoying upon which they drag such twits to a watery grave. More likely to be killed by an Elephant Seal Bull in heat.

>>519722010
"And the three jaws shows that shares an ancestor with the American Graboid - caederus americana."

>>519721661
Have you seen whale skulls from the late miocene?

>>519726857
Yes, the Livyatan melvillei. Extraordinary basin for a Spermaceti Organ like modern Sperm Whales. And of course the T-rex like teeth for crushing Cetotheres which today has been supplanted for Squid which barely need teeth at all.

>>519726755
In fairness we've gotten a lot better at figuring out what some of them actually probably looked like, especially with a few crazy finds like actual fossilized skin that let us inference likely colors

>>519727059
>we've gotten a lot better at figuring out what some of them actually probably looked like

We have no way to prove we've gotten better. We don't know and we literally cannot know. So to say that we must be close to reality now is asinine.

>>519727208
True unless we figure out a way to make Jurassic Park real

>>519727208
We have come a long way but also veered off a little especially when people put a Deer Nose on a Macrauchenia, thanks to Reddit Artists who think they know better than craniometric experts or even the cave painters who acknowledged a long snout even if floppy unlike an Elephant or Tapir.

>>519727208
I meant that our techniques have improved, not that they're perfect by any means. Computers simulations helping figure out how muscles would attach and work has helped a lot, because evolution is lazy and doesn't like creating shit from scratch. We're obviously likely never going to have the full picture but we've come a long way from just slapping bones together and going "yeah that looks right"

>>519727405
Kinda makes my blood boil because they move the goalpost saying "It's too young as a cave painting", despite the dimensions being roughly accurate for it's time and the fact Macrauchenia did survive until 3000 years ago, a fact which has strengthened the floppy trunk argument.

>>519727022
>T-rex like teeth
T-rex looks like a kitten compared to Livyatan desu, has to be one of the most impressive and terrifying marcoraptorial whales ever, their teeth were 35cm long, biggest t-rex specimens have teeth that are about 20cm, imagine the amount of blubber this fat fuck must have gorged down back in the day

>>519721879
>>519721595
You’re idiots. Really demented and suggestible.
>>519721801
But so what?
Hippo’s btw are extremely dangerous, the most dangerous creature in Africa, an omnivore, outside mosquito swarms. >>519721290 (OP)
Probably something like that.

>>519721595
Ants and other insects now see chickens as giants.

>>519723668
The one with 100 teeth.

>>519727637
How?

>>519721730
that's a hippopotamus I think based on the position of the tusks

>>519721730
daeodons at your doorbell in the middle of the night...

>>519723059
>source: I made it up
This is the 3rd best source after
>God told me
>It was revealed to me in a dream

>>519726298
you sound jewish/indian

>>519721879
I have sandhill cranes that basically live in my yard for about 7 months of the year. Imagining them standing even another 3-ft tall scares the crap out of me. The sound they make sounds like Jurassic Park

>>519727569
There was a crueller Macroraptorial Sperm Whale yet called Zygophyseter, had a ram rod rostrum which likely induced internal bleeding when rammed in a Cetothere to be eaten half-dead. Livyatan would've killed it's prey in seconds by comparison.

>>519725141
buck broken by jew mythology

>>519727843
you sound indian

>Google invents immortality
>become the first and only immortal human before the government steps in
>million years later
>humans have died out
>ants have grown to become larger than humans
>there is no Will Smith to help you
What do?

>>519727813
Now imagine how much louder and deeper a T. rex would’ve sounded

>>519726652
leopard seal females are yandere and want to date us.
someone post the image.

>>519727637
IIRC one of the big aspects of the bird-dino connection is that they both have a very specific number/arrangement of holes in their skulls that isn't shared by anything else, including lizards and crocs, and a feature like that isn't the kind of thing that can generally just be explained by convergent evolution

The fact the dinosaur hoax has lasted this long is a testament to how deep and widespread the corruption runs. I spent a good 5 years deep diving into the dino stuff and the vast majority of it is just bullshit for some grant money.

>>519727934
Might have even used rostrum to probe "soft parts", yes even the Cetothere willy! Weren't fussy.

>>519727921
EDF!!!!

>>519728012
Nigger I own dino teeth, please don't start with this shit, I'm too tired to fucking rant at schizos/young earth cucks

>>519721290 (OP)
You have to 100% make this thread in /an/ too (for the lulz). There are autists there that wouldn’t be able to handle it.

>>519727890
you sound like you worship a jew

>>519727991
Completely unaffected by us most of the time. You can approach one in the Antarctic with little issue unless of course you are annoying, Southern Elephant Seal Bulls on the other hand will flatten a man just for being in the way.

>>519722245
Thank you, Nigel.

>>519727773
>sound they make sounds like Jurassic Park

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDMHHw8JqLE

>>519727637
So you don’t have an answer then, got it
Btw, evidence is real. The schizophrenic voices in your head are not

>>519721595
Lmao, no they aren’t faggot. That’s what the (((experts))) fantasized to be true for now until they come up with a new current dino thing. You’re a subhuman idiot. Fuck you. Nigger

>>519727823
Oops, wrong pic but you get the point, the bird sounds pretty nightmarish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noF-CLNSUZU

Elephant Seals ARE the most dangerous. Can tear a man's shoulder out on the rare occasion, will not think twice about turning a Human into a Indian Juggernaut devotee. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBBMNsGFYpE

>>519721730
tOtAlLy a ChIcKeN
Total polish genocide

>>519721879
Shut you’re whore fucking mouth you fuxking kike lying cunt retard.

>>519721730
Demon for sure

>>519722010
Yep that's demonic

>>519722068
According to the same retards who can’t define what a gender is anymore and that the vaxx is safe and effective. Modern science is debunked you fucking mongrel faggot. Fake and gay

>>519728932
Nigga that wasn't even supposed to be a dino, that's just a hippo skull, they posted it because it also looks like a fucking demon

>>519728980
Open your eyes, you mentally ill faggot

>>519729133
Those aren’t the same people at all, are you stupid?

>>519729133
Paleontologists and sociologists are not the same, nigger. Besides, sociologists don't fucking count

>>519722442
Dragons did though. There is a reason dragons were part of myth well before dinosaurs were (((discovered))).

>>519729254
Yeah, probably because one of our monkey ancestors picked up a python that was busy gorging itself on a gazelle and accidentally kicked loose some corpse gas from the thing near the fire. Boom, fire-breathing reptile.

>>519729203
You’re jewish science is fake and gay. I don’t care what (((current science thing))) bullshit they tell you to believe you gullible nigger

>>519729441
Nigger who lost his sense of wonder award

>>519729055
Bowheads are completely benign unless you are an Arctic Copepod.

>>519729441
You don’t know what you’re talking about. You make things up on the fly and deny evidence. You’re mentally ill, and nobody should take you seriously

>>519729657
Dunkleosteus is hilarious because despite the giant fuckass armored head we're pretty sure it was actually a stubby fucker, with like goldfish proportions kek

Keep beleiving what jews tell you, faggots

>>519721290 (OP)
Dinosaurs are fake and gay. "Trust the science", goy.

>>519729796
>>519729769
>>519729719
>No, we can't possibly think that these amazing giant lizards were real and cool as shit, it has to be DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
Fucking niggers

i like turtles

>>519729922
Keep getting your (((knowledge))) of the world spoonfed by kikes, faggot. Actually, chances are that you are one. No non-kikes says
>jooooos

>>519721290 (OP)
imagine thinking this shit was real. couldn't be me

while i believe that all chinasaurs should be brought into question due to the insane counterfeit racket over there, this lil' nigga is the missing link retards keep demanding for like it wasn't discovered over 150 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVcP2-RF0Aw
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nw24zx7u8ZI
The duality of seal.

>>519723668
Leopluradon

>>519730096
Nigger I OWN several fossils. I don't give a shit what the kikes have to say, you don't find a perfectly formed seashell embedded in a rock on a beach in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and claim someone fucking put it here unless you're a niggertard. I'm sorry your parents raped you and destroyed your sense of wonder but that's not my fucking problem

>>519726353
>Kekenodont

>>519721290 (OP)
Made in a lab in Switzerland.

>>519721290 (OP)
Where's my tricerabros at? T-fags not allowed.

Wow it’s almost like it’s all fake and gay and they just shit out nonsense for funding x forever science is for sale was bought and sold a long time ago science fags are hilarious very few have been swindled harder

>>519721290 (OP)
Long ago there was a world war between perfect Atlantean Demigod Aryans and Reptilians who wanted Earth. Reptilians won. Dinosaurs were Reptilian War Demons or Reptilian War Mutants, whatever. A type of Nephilim. There's two types of Nephilim, benevolent Anunnaki created ones and malevolent Reptilian created ones. Pic related is possibly a Draco Reptilian skull. There's a huge story behind all this but I'm tired of typing.

>>519722068
>>519726222
>we're all just talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe!

most dinosaurs had huge titties
you cant prove me wrong either because fat tissue doesnt fossilize

>>519728132
>I have a tooth therefore I can know everything about what and how the creature looked, ate, lived, died, moved, mated, shit, swam, and when it all happened over 69 I mean 83 I mean 104 I mean 130 I mean over 200 million years ago
You're actually retarded

>>519721290 (OP)
>Dinosaurs are
fake and gay

>>519729922
The kike arrives on time.

>>519736718
I didn't say any of that shit nigger, it's just beyond retarded to say they didn't even fucking exist.

>>519737039
See here:
>>519730405
You absolute mongoloid

>>519722937
They weren't shit like wolves. They were like furry crocodilians.

>>519730405
>I OWN A FOSSIL THAT I WAS TOLD WAS A FOSSIL FROM THE FOSSIL EXPERT THAT I BOUGHT IT FROM. IT'S HECKIN EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE, CHUD!!!

>>519721290 (OP)
This elephant seal looks really close to the sleep paralysis demon that appeared in front of me when I was going through the DTs a decade and a half ago. Except it had 8' arms with no fingers and kept pushing me side to side

>>519737362
Nigger, first of all, I fucking FOUND some of them myself (really not that hard to do if you know where and what to look for), and second of all, if fossils aren't real, explain how they dug this fucking thing out of the middle of a fucking limestone quarry in Germany. This thing is sitting in a display case maybe 10 feet from me at this exact second.

>>519726755
Insane jaw bones

>>519736515
Yeah, and? Does that really make any less sense than thinking some kikey sky faggot did all of it exactly 6000 years ago? Both sound equally fucking insane, but unlike the skykike we keep finding shit that supports the "talking monkey" shit, so forgive me for thinking maybe the scientists are actually on to something.

>>519737744
1. That looks fake as shit. Your gayass just found some supermarket shrimp and threw it into some concrete. Congrats.
2. You got scammed by Germans, that's how. Typical Germanic behavior.

>>519722720
Manager at a bank?

>>519738081
close, but that is >>519723548

>>519738060
That limestone formation is the same fucking place they find this:
>>519730302
You absolute niggerfaggot

>>519737744
Well this certainly proves 100ft tall dinosaurs were real

>>519738963
These niggers are trying to deny fossils in general. Trust me, if I had been born with a silver spoon in my fucking ass and could afford even part of a proper sauropod, I would absolutely share it here kek

Real talk though, some dino fossils are surprisingly cheap. Used to work at a gem shop, and the last time the owners went to one of the big shows to get more stock, there were legitimately whole triceratops skeletons available for a few million, absolutely mental