Thread 519730295

(HAD TO CREATE A NEW THREAD AS I FORGOT TO TITLE THE OTHER ONE. PLEASE USE THIS THREAD TO POST)

Melissa is about to BTFO nigs in Jamaica at category 5, cause historic flooding and is set to be even worse than Gilbert, ya bamboklaat!

>Preparations and Safety
Evacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/
https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
https://www.ready.gov/hurricanes
https://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane

>Sats and visuals
https://www.dapiya.top/satellite/floater/
https://weather.cod.edu/satrad/
https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.php
https://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/
https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&&timespan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true

>Info and Data
www.nhc.noaa.gov
www.ndbc.noaa.gov

>Models
https://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/
https://www.pivotalweather.com/model.php
https://weather.us/model-charts
http://spaghettimodels.com/
storm.aoml.noaa.gov
https://deepmind.google.com/science/weatherlab
https://www.weathernerds.org/models/fnv3.html

>>519730295 (OP)
This was the old thread I made. I was braindead to forget the title.
Anyway, models show her dumping unbelievable amounts of rain on nig islands. Wonder if anyone can swim

>>519729968

Can someone let me know what anal sex smells like?

It's too bad there's no Jamaicans to live stream it since they don't have computers or the internet there.

>>519730428
With a hurricane your dick should be nice and clean
It's not gay because the hurricane is female

>>519730295 (OP)
Give 'em hell sweet Melissa.

>>519730472
There are a whole bunch of streaming links here, actually. Plus nigs are complaining on Twitter about American meteorologists and their "Reporting Style" like they always do

https://www.youtube.com/live/oB-FPjPS14Q?si=okYXlgfjCZfX1DfU
https://www.youtube.com/live/RHkdQI2PSKA?si=fr9-yYrHkzl77VU6
https://www.youtube.com/live/U67jHOGjH70?si=YIpD4LCWeh7ba64q
https://www.youtube.com/live/54A5zZJY2MQ?si=-XFqinoxaji7bJHM
https://www.youtube.com/live/irfHhkfPZlo?si=NXWM8WAvjBG2MnyB
https://www.youtube.com/live/u70ySp4OuHY?si=1j7zs3FBC0dkHxzb
https://www.youtube.com/live/pmzJ4AAh0Ds?si=Lvwm7QHkrEG-Ygls
https://www.youtube.com/live/SPwW9xN3e1M?si=db1V-R8wnzxmlJ37
https://www.youtube.com/live/k4Lt_iev8x4?si=9ZHKvUdFSIjZPL8L
https://www.youtube.com/live/jJ6C03WtBJE?si=Q0ECMyHfKKiUZnTc
https://www.youtube.com/live/jVr7_V4Tohw?si=hD6fLek3clCJjoO6

>>519730516
She already did

>>519730428
>>519730472
>>519730516

Pick a hurricane to anally destroy
These were all the hurricanes of 2025 so far

>>519730472
LMAO THEY ARE COPING HARD AND WON'T EVACUATE
NIG IQ

>>519731191

we know bamboklaat
Melissa spank di ass with di slip yuh beetie boy

sheeeeeit ya skunt bamboklaat!
Melissa will give us free showers for our stinka rassholes! stinky batty!

>>519731740
Where's your nametag confederate? Did the north finally win?

>>519731867
I ate confed thinking he was peas n rice n ackee n saltfish ya bamboklaat

>>519731740
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>>519730295 (OP)
Can Missy take out the Ford?

>>519732318
please give me dat pussy juice mel I be thirsty for hurricane pussy

>>519732379
she's taking out all di Popeyes and di Morleys on di island
den she go visit da mandem in brixton like humberto last month aka dat illegal wetback

>>519732559
Thread theme
Be positive dudes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68WmA5JIR3Q&list=PLCC7100C247461AD6&index=1

>>519732379
>>519732559
di illegal wet back last month (who went to fite with da mandem and kier starmer in southall, YOOKAY)

>>519732636
na dis di thread theme u bamboklaat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PNF4oWexUk

IT'S GOING TO HIT GUANTANAMO BAY

>>519732416
at least I get dem juicy hurricane pootang

>>519730295 (OP)
Ganja bros...it's over

hurricane discord:
/nCvFswcb

>>519732766
I visited Ocho Rios a couple times in the 80s. Nice place.
The small plane I had to fly from there to Montego Bay was the best part. Short runway, plane parts all along the sides.
Jamaicans are different. They're actually very intelligent, some of them.
Food is great too.
No EBT for them now. Whatever they have like that there.
Oh, there was a guy there who dressed up as a tree. Convincingly. Totally ensconsed in this tree thing. He told people he owned Jamaica and was planning to take his place in charge soon. Still waiting.

>>519732820
>GUANTANAMO BAY
looking very likely she will
I mean Melissa is the legal name of lizzo so the hurricane's effects will be widespread as she will be an obese hurricane

>>519732636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k614Yh8Wl60&list=RDk614Yh8Wl60&start_radio=1

jamaicans have always been gangsta

>>519732656
bermuda is safer and whiter than america you dumb fucking monkey

>>519733118
Desmond Decker was British, but he's still the best reggae there ever way.
Don't know why he sang about Israelites though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wSXTN2EfRo

>>519733140
>bermuda is safer and whiter than america
that's why an amerindian wetback illegally sailed to bermuda

AYO MANE PRESHUH BE DROPPIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKVB_CtU8XQ&list=RDDKVB_CtU8XQ&start_radio=1

>>519733005
jamaica is run down as hell like mi back dam now
at least dey had di ypipo about back den with tourism n some old yt Jamaicans like di tranny lady c
now de yt died out or returned to da yookay
and we battle each other with guns and machetes on di road

>>519733333
dumb fuck bermuda is part of uk and has the highest standard of living in world, cayman also is better than the us

>>519732907
I mean di gal dem be peaking at cat 5 and might wallop dat bam bo klaat gilbert to di slums of Montego bay hail yuh rass
btw mandem gilbert peaked at 185 mph / 888 mbar

>>519733217
that was prince buster

Jam, whatever. This is the one we want to see.
San Andreas take out entire state of CA in an afternoon. 9 pointer for Cascadia
https://www.geosociety.org/GSA/News/pr/2025/25-14.aspx

>>519733118
DA MANDEM BE ROLLIN UP N GASSED WITH SKENG OUTSIDE SAINSBURY'S IN SOUTHALL YOOKAY INNIT

>>519733645
that's why all the wetback hurricanes tried to cross over illegally to Bermuda

>>519733832
someone predicted Melissa back in January

>>519734168
and here she is
category 5 landfall in jamaica
bam bo klaat
>>519733436
>>519732907

ello, /ahsg/, I've been waiting for you. I am now ready to receive my nigger bodies floating down streets.

>>519734525
want a live stream?
posted above

>>519734101
it is and they do all the time https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jan/05/turks-and-caicos-haitian-migrants-immigration

>>519734646
forget their weight, what's their displacement when they hit the water?

>>519734660

>Imelda 2025
>Humberto 2025
>Ernesto 2024
>Idalia 2023
>Lorenzo 2019
>Humberto 2019
>Jose 2017
>Joaquin 2015
>Gonzalo 2014


Latest hurricanes to hit Bermuda
Notice a pattern?

>>519734748
BLAM! BLADUM! then 40 ft of surge

>>519735034
Will any tsunamis, whatever causes them, impact our Gulf coast?
What if this does hit Gitmo? They're doing tribunals there now.

>>519734920
why does nobody have the original with the full ear?

>>519735869
his ear got bitten off by another nog
plus why are they taking over the hurricane naming lists?

>>519735272
then all the h1bjeets will be wiped out

UNSURVIVABLE STORM SURGE

>>519736038
Are those really the new hurricane names? When does diversity stop sucking so bad? I’m so fed up with all this shit.

I NEED A BETTER AI SITE

>>519730295 (OP)
Yesss, I knew we would be back, total HAITI death incoming.

>>519736555
the cleanest they've ever been

>>519736664
They are the new storm names yes. We went from Donna, Allen, Mitch, Katrina, Harvey, Camille and Hattie to.... Idalia, Deshawn, Humberto, Gonzalo, Omar, Imani, Ernesto and Miguel.

Even Humberto was the latest fucking Category 5 hurricane. Can't wait to fucking KEK when Deshawn or Tayshaun becomes a Category 5 as well.

>>519736708
Have you tried ChatGPT?

>>519736555
I have some more AI images from Beryl (the last Jamaica hurricane) if you want

>>519736764
also when Haiti gets a hurricane they tend to have TND events (see Jeanne 2004, Gordon 1994, Hanna 2008, Matt 2016)

>>519736875
Hope and pray for a cat 5 into Mumbai soon

>>519732318

rolling for TND

>>519737044
All it would take is the trough grabbing melissa a little bit quicker for a post jamaica nudge into port-a-potty and we see half a million dead, or more.

>>519737230
>>519737252

port a potty

IMAGINE IF MELISSA WENT TO DUBAI

>>519730295 (OP)

A very weak map OP. You are indeed a faggot.

Regards

Rare

>>519737361
>Saint Lucia
WAGWAN WEH DE MANDEM AT BAMBOKLAAT?

This year has fucking sucked. TTD next year t.tampafag

>>519737425

Big up your self Rasta!

Life sweet!

>>519737425
We've had few chemtrails since gummint shut down. But do you think they might be doing weather mods in the Carib to cover for military activity?

>>519737494

not really we had 3 majors so far + 1 bitchcane pissed herself in ibiza in September

>>519737466
da mandem in di wata

>>519737612
BRING DE MANDEM TO DI PARTY IN MONTEGO BAY TOMORROW
DE MANDEM BE TAKING TURNS ON MELISSA

>>519737631
nah they just built a huge wall as they kept Humberto out of the US

>>519737494
Lizzo might be a whole year worth of entertainment.

>>519737631

Forward!! We coming!

Here's a good one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r6GzxwEAks

>>519738413
Here's a cap from Windy too.
That weather announcer said the thing will just sit over one area for hours.

>>519738652
extreme impacts from lizzo expected
>>519738200
I mean lizzo is expected to be a land whale of a hurricane if you check tropical tidbits HAFSA/HAFSB parent hurricane models

>>519738413
He definitely stuck his small pp inside Melissa's tight hurricussy

lizzo will have plenty of time to rapidly intensify to become the obese land whale she is when she performs live on stage
low shear
hot water
deep OHC
ulac

>>519740040
Speaking of these posts on the failed forum
Almost EVERY Melissa I knew was at least overweight

bitch about to be crawling like the obese land whale she is

KEK CHECK OUT TWITTER
BUNCH OF SHEBOONS ARE UPSET ABOUT US METS COVERING MELISSA
CLAIMING THEY'RE "RAYSISS!"

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