Thread 519811416

I’d want to be pic related, artillery

it's not even in question

>>519811656
Weird to think they'll probably build heroic monuments to drone operators

>>519811416 (OP)
Chef

>>519811762
My best friend was one in the navy. Told me it fucking sucked hard

>>519811416 (OP)
Surrenderer

>>519811416 (OP)
Id want to drive convoy

>>519811416 (OP)
Deserter, fragger, etc.

>>519811416 (OP)
3 hots and a cot and laugh every day that I'm not being hunted by a faggot drone operator and well inside a concrete walled structure for when the bombs drop

>>519811416 (OP)
dish washer

>>519811762
my nigga

im disabled now but i considered an 03 contract until he asked me to give up my norwegian citizenship

>>519811416 (OP)
Adjutant

I'll be shuffling papers while you all shit in trenches

>>519811888
Based. Logistics win wars.

>>519811987
What’s an 03 contract? I’d google it but I don’t want to give people the wrong impression lol

>>519811416 (OP)
anyone who says anything other than drone operator is dumb enough to be infantry

>>519811416 (OP)
I'd ask to be a general. I'm good at chess so I'd be good at creating tactics.

>>519811656
>butt padding
actually brilliant

there are over 350 videos of those M777 howitzers being destroyed in ukraine, accounting for just over half of the entire US military supply.

>>519811416 (OP)
Blocking detachment.
Fuck cattle. Fuck zogbots.
Imagine getting paid to cause losses for your own globopozzed side.
Then when the time comes you become a spy for the enemy and give a bullet to all your demented squad mates before deserting.

>>519812179
Rip
I guess I’ll change my mind to navy submarines then

>>519811416 (OP)
in the rear with the gear.

>>519811416 (OP)
IFV Gunner. Prolly will get pressure cooked in the right away, but still ....

>>519811416 (OP)
Hopefully some form of engineering or at the worst some grunt mechanic. Building things, fixing things. I work a software engineer job so my hands have never seen a day of hard work.

I will be the therapy counselor

>>519811416 (OP)
I'll be leading discussions in the library and also making lattes as needed.

Work in logistics

Hopefully just truck fuel to forward bases

I dont want to die and i dont want to kill
Its all rigged and its one fodder against the other sides fodder. Who cares

>>519811416 (OP)
Comfort woman, unironically

>>519812272
if you're stepping into an IFV without ten layers of cope cages on it you are basically begging to be burned alive. i've seen virtually every IFV in existence explode catastrophically after an FPV drone flew into the roof.

Anything in a deep underground military base those are cool I want to see the reptilians and top secret tech

infantry, either I die quick or I get to say I wasn't a pussy (I was actually pissing and shitting the whole time)

Airborne infantry. I want to storm and take villages and airfields.

>>519812465
I knew I guy who did stuff with fuel trucks in Iraq, he told me their trucks would get sniped at a bunch. He said their first few times he thought it was the worst thing ever and that he was going to die, but after a while he kinda got desensitized
Also, the guys sniping never actually hit anyone, they’d just shoot holes at the trucks

>>519811905
Based

>>519811866
You're good, just don't retreat, alright? I don't want to shoot any surrenderers.

>>519812120
It depends to a degree whether you expect your side to win or lose.

>>519812121
Yeah I'm checking that padding out on Amazon rn

i think id be a good fighter pilot
>high iq
>adhd

>>519811416 (OP)
frontline meat

>>519811416 (OP)
as a canadian, whatever job the country attacking canada needed me

I would ask them if I can be Zelensky

>>519811416 (OP)
I wanna bomb Venezuelan fisherman.

>>519811762
Death from within

>>519812478
It will happen even to MBTs.
Somehow they forgot to consider something might strike the top, be it a guided artillery shell, top attack munition, drone, or even something improvised, like someone tossing an AT mine with timed fuse on the roof, Palestinian style.

>>519812179
We still had those because the pentagon can't get out of cold war spending mindset. All that shit was meant to hold the soviets at the Fulda Gap long enough for to launch nukes. It's frankly embarrassing that we still had them lying around in 2022 and I think that's part of the reason why we dumped them on ukraine

won't happen lol - 500 million guns lmao.

>>519812590

One can hope you get grazed and get a combat pay and a sweet disability check for life. And if i get taken out i can die a hero to the nerds back home

The military leaders today dont know what they are doing and you just be marched into death with no reason or purpose. Fuck that

America has lost its old stock ways and reasons to fight for. Its just another europe and i can see why europeans dont want to fight for europe as theres no real benefit to it. Die for high brow senselessness. Pfft

Linguist/interpreter. You would get to learn a language, be highly trained, etc.

>>519811656
unless you're getting captured.
Drone operators get an especially cruel treatment

>>519812478
There some really neat kinetic deflectors in R&D right now. Not sure how effective they will be when fielded.

>>519811416 (OP)
Every round fired jiggles your brain violently. It's called a concussion. Eventually TBI and you're never the same. Very bad MOS for brain.

>>519812120
drone operators are near the front.

>>519811416 (OP)
G.

>>519811416 (OP)
The role that lets me frag politicians in Washington.

>>519811416 (OP)
I would want to shoot the draft officers, become an underworld kingpin smuggling guns, drugs, whores, bribing politicians and officials.

>>519811416 (OP)
19D HOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH!

>>519812840
That's because the design at its core assumes absorbing horizontal fire from the front. Also there's supposed to be infantry moving behind the tank. It's World War 1 thinking. I wouldn't be surprised the if Ukraine War is the end of the tank era

>>519813008
Yeah, there’s no winning
I’ve read about machine gunners getting cancer, guys on submarines going crazy, infantry getting immediately killed, etc

>>519811416 (OP)
AESOP onboard a P8 Poseidon.

>>519811416 (OP)
asvab put me as an artillery officer so that I guess.

>>519811416 (OP)
In the security forces that come in after territory is liberated and oppresses (rapes) the civilians

>>519811416 (OP)
sniper

>>519813130
Do they have parachutes, or are these bad for morale? I wouldn't want to be inside an AWACS plane or anything like that, a giant flying bullseye, then tumble 30000ft to the ground while on fire.
Not sure maritime surveillance will be better. Do they even have fighter escorts? Would kinda defeat the purpose.

>>519811416 (OP)
Whoever is in charge of shipping the drugs back

>>519811416 (OP)
Ive been artillery for 27 years, both as a forward observer and a targeteer and I loved every second of it. Six deployments to iraq/afghanistan and I never once died for Israel. Now im about to retire with a nice pension ($7500 a month for rest of my life), 4x BSM / 5x MSM / 1x DMSM / 12x ARCOM to display on my wall, a paid off house, free college i never even used but can give to my kids, nearly a million bucks in my retirement accounts from all my deployments and gonna get a cush post-military contracting job making almost double my active duty base pay, not to mention wife and two kids, with the older one skipping college and doing a trade. Literally don't even care if i had to be zogbot/welfare queen, life is too comfy to give a shit.

>>519811416 (OP)
I'm just shoting the draft officer I don't give a shit if I die

Guess MP would be kinda cushy too.

>>519811416 (OP)
>If you were drafted in a combat role during wartime, which job would you want?
If politicians think they're drafting me, they've got another thing coming

Barrier soldier. You will fight or I will make you fight.

>>519811656
>it's not even in question

you support ukraine, dont you?

Veterinary Corps

>>519813780
Based dolphin medic

Chairforce baby.
[delete] spics, gooks, slavs, chinks, & blackass monke mens,
Go get lunch at chick fil A or Burger King on base, play golf at 4pm, sleep well.

>>519811416 (OP)
>"your hearing loss is not service related"

>>519812930
why? because they're so effective and cause mass seething?
>>519813598
support how?

>>519811416 (OP)
not dying for jews

>>519814367
They're high priority targets, so if you're lucky you're not taken alive.

>>519811416 (OP)
Those rounds are like 100+ lbs

>>519814499
That's not an answer to the question I asked at all.

nothings a better feeling than getting your legs blown off by artillery. gets your boner going if you still got it.

>>519811416 (OP)
They guy doing logistics at base.
You have no idea how autistic and orderly I keep things

>>519814581
Didn't ask me either, I'm just chiming in. I don't think many drone operators are taken prisoner, so it's a bit of a moot point, but obviously the enemy infantryman will hate your guts.
Probably not that different from snipers tho. Those got a lot of shit as well, at least historically.

>>519811656
kike

>>519811416 (OP)

absolute trash eglin thread post blown zutt bussy!!!

>>519814965
It'll be interesting to know how many drone operators Ukraine actually used. I feel like it's a surprisingly small number

>>519811416 (OP)
Green Beret/NATO OMLT
Was pretty skib role in GWOT even tho most dangerous. Didn't have to put up with the gay uniformity shit.

>>519815869
what I wonder is how would you even know? Do a raid on an enemy HQ and the drone ops are mixed in with like cooks and shit. What are you gonna do? just kill them all? Not gonna happen.

>>519811656
All drone faggs get the rope

The town rapist

>>519811416 (OP)
my grandpa was a radiomen in a tank. maybe i'll be like him.

>>519813434
The RAF crew of the Poseidon I got to tour at an airshow a couple of years ago didn't mention anything about parachutes. They don't run with fighter escorts.

>>519811416 (OP)
Motor pool. I like messing with machines.

>>519811905
Based
I will join the rape squadrons
i mean our bodies our choice

>>519811905
Based
I will join the rape squadrons
i mean our bodies our choice

>>519811416 (OP)
nuclear missile operator

>sit in a cool bunker all day doing fuckall unless shtf
>have a chance to launch a fucking nuke
>either guaranteed survival or instant painless death

>>519811416 (OP)
>Combat role
Fuck ever fighting because some other nigger says so, I'd rather be behind lines doing my own thing

If I was drafted I want a psych based role or interrogation, I have a background in psych and thought about joining the military as a 35m (HUMINT) recently, but I'd have to hide a background of CPTSD to join, and while 9 out of 10 things in the military I'd literally not struggle with, I can't maintain a sleeping pattern

Actually /pol/ help me out here

>Be me
>Get kept up on average for three days at a time as a kid between 15 and 17 more or less, never allowed to just fucking sleep
>be me now
>Literally incapable of holding a sleep schedule unless I am asleep in the day time, best I can do is awake at midday, asleep at 4am
Anyone know how I fix this trouble?

>>519811416 (OP)
>>519811656
>Rip
Nothing personal lol

>>519811416 (OP)
Sign tapper

>>519811416 (OP)
I’m hoping during a draft I’ll get prioritied into a drone unit. I can evidence I have experience flying drones, I have about 200 flight hours. Not FPV I must admit but that puts me above the average meat grinder scrote hopefully.

>>519811866
flag checks out

>>519811416 (OP)
Enjoy tinnitus. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>519811656
Yup, that's why I learned to fly drones.

>>519811416 (OP)
Penal battalion where I suppress enemy uprisings

>>519812179
Yes, and Russia destroyed 9572 Himars launchers, 375 F-16s, and 56 Ohio-class submarines.

>>519818049
Drone operators are going to be replaced by AI and a woman displaced from HR whos only job is to hit a big red button if the drone is about to kill a civilian. Your job will be dodging sniper fire while you cut fiber optic cables with a pair of wire dikes.

>>519811416 (OP)
I'd like to be an artilleryman in the 19th century, or a gunnery sergeant in the military today, or a sniper, or a sniper in the 19th century, or a sniper in the military today, or a sniper in the military

>>519811656
You don't want to be the drone operator, you want to be the electrician that builds the drone operation centres.

>>519817793
Tap Tap Tap

Interrogator.