Thread 519815375

>Epping migrant sex offender last seen in London, police say
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdx4k2d5yxlo
>Starmer's leadership under fire after voters humiliate Labour in safe seat it held for 100 years
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15225521/Starmers-leadership-voters-humiliate-Labour-safe-seat.html
>‘Beautiful’ woman, 23, found dead 1 year after sending Chat GPT tragic 2-word message
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2125848/beautiful-woman-23-found-dead
>Emergency? Go online before going to A&E, NHS urges patients
https://archive.ph/5A51v
>Raise £12bn in budget by extending income tax thresholds freeze, says thinktank
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/oct/25/raise-12bn-in-budget-by-extending-income-tax-thresholds-freeze-says-thinktank
>Rachel Reeves warned living wage hike will lead to job losses
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/rachel-reeves-living-wage-budget-b2852045.html
>Met Police set to reopen 9,000 cases in major London grooming gangs probe
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/met-police-london-reopen-grooming-gangs-probe-b1254846.html
>Thousands of illegal weight loss jabs found in Northampton in world 'record seizure'
https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2025-10-24/world-record-seizure-of-illegal-weight-loss-jabs-made-in-raid

>>519814223
>>519814389
Yep I hope the nigger is caught raping the 10 year old daughter of white Brits who voted remain and Lib Dem/labour/green
Accelerate

Josh is a known paedophile
he runs a paedophile discord along with sosban and dago and dench.

>>519815375 (OP)
THIS is the thread

Kek

>>519815375 (OP)
Durham Cathedral in the Winter. I can't wait for the snows to come.
Where is the most beautiful part of England you would recommend people to go, no not recommend, where would you go tomorrow in England the most beautiful part of the country in your minds eye that you would go to?
For me it's the Lake District.

For a horrible minute there, I thought there wasn't going to be another brit/pol/ ever and that I would have to go outside and have sex and touch grass.

The absolute state of the British right

>>519815590
turn thirdies into slurry

>>519815505
You left out my reply anon

>>519815622
your virginity and pasty complexion is safeguarded for one more day. stand down soldier and rest easy

>>519815590
These asylum seekers are better fed than me.

>>519815614
>we scarcely build charming houses like the one in the foreground, let alone the masterpiece in the background

>>519815666
Alexander Bramham is one of the best lolcows on the internet at the moment. That RIP Ian Watkins space he did after his death was announced was comedy gold.

>>519815705
New thread, new you. Leave your sins behind, like a tory defecting to reform.

>>519815622
Close one mate

>>519815590
>avoiding the police by just casually milling around

>>519815810
Regulations killed aesthetics.

>>519815590
>break into the country
>do a raping
>go to jail
>receive £80 and pass go
Probably went straight to a knocking shop

>>519815825
I liked his "Homeland...are full of fascists!!!" arc, very droll

madush kebatu sounds like my dad sneezes

>>519815907
Detailed redpill?

>>519815852
Born again each thread, without the sin of cringe comments you posted, I don't know how people use social media with persistent profiles. The totality of cringe I would accumulate in mere days would be too much to bear.

>>519815907
Regulations are a funny thing. You would expect them to lead to standardised construction blueprints, that would be made in a way that complies with everything, and then a house would be fast and easy to build to high quality because you would just construct the template.

>>519815339
This is what confuses me. There shouldn't be a market that is able to sewed up, if something good is posted to soundcloud or bandcamp or whatever, it should naturally rise to the top. I suppose the big record labels have influence there too.
>>519815888
Checked. People fear the Orwellian state, but forget just how incompetent the state is. They can't find a man who isn't hiding from them.

>>519815888
Like dinosaurs their vision is based on movement

>>519815888
>>519816037
>enter country illegally
>rape a 14 year old girl
>get caught. Think your life is over
>do a month in prison then they give you 80 quid and send you on your way
>they refuse to let you back into the prison and direct you to a train station
He’s literally milling about thinking
>fucks going on? These white people are crazy

in an hour, it's going to be 1am

>>519815825
My fave LOLcow at the moment is Olly Dobson on YT. Some middle-class Devonshire wanker who moved to Bali/Thailand/SEA and went the well trodden route of doing numerous YT vids of slagging off the UK, he went viral for one video, then swiftly started shilling his "coaching courses" and talking shite about setting up businesses "marketing" and being an "Entrepreneur" and "building a personal brand"

It's quite amusing watching him fail. You can chart the course of him losing everything over such a short period with Partridge-esque monologues to camera in the past week or so, talking about how all his buisness ventures have failed and he's dreading moving back to the UK at 27 as a failure.

It's quite beautiful and amusing watching him slowly breakdown and realise selling courses and doing videos and offering coaching to losers in the UK to just "Come to Bali bro and just start building a personal brand, message me for a personal coaching session"

Makes me kek

>>519816241
The Hitchens hour

>>519816229
>then they give you 80 quid
Literally paid to rape

>>519814861
been playing in bands all my life, like many things most musicians and all talk and no trousers, they like to talk about it but don't actually want to do the work, back in the day of course there were hundreds of bands playing 2/3 4 or even 5 gigs a week, you can't really bet that for building ability, just doesn't exist anymore

>>519815888
this is an embarassment to the government , and they still can't find him

Starmer must be fuming , feel sorry for the lad if they do catch him or worse for them he gets caught in a random stabbing. They must be both trying to catch him and not have him end up dead wandering London at night.

>>519816291
>Literally paid to rape
There's a Tory somewhere that wants to give him £2000 to leave the country.

My benis just time travelled

>>519816229
>rape a 14 year old girl
source?

>>519815614
I actually did some work there back in the 90s, beautiful building

>>519816268
I hope he's being nudged into smuggling drugs

>>519816322
I didn't think of that. There aren't any pubs and clubs for bands to hone their craft in any more. Sad.

>>519816078
For a detailed explanation I recommend the late Roger Scruton's musings and books on the subject matter.

>The Aesthetics of Architecture (1979)
Scruton's foundational philosophical work on the subject, revised in 1994. Here, he analyzes how Britain's regulatory emphasis on utility and mass production (post-1945) has stripped architecture of its "aesthetic of everyday life," leading to buildings that prioritize cost-efficiency over harmony with place. He argues for a return to principles where regulations respect localized, objective beauty rather than imposing "anti-urban" designs.

>The Classical Vernacular: Architectural Principles in an Age of Nihilism (1994)
A collection of essays critiquing modernism's dominance in British architecture, which Scruton attributes to the "international style" enshrined in post-war planning and building codes. He describes how these regulatory shifts—favoring "heartless" functionalism over vernacular traditions—resulted in "no-places" that alienate residents and harm the aesthetic fabric of towns like Coventry and Bristol. Essays like "Public Space and the Sacred" link over-reliance on state-driven planning to the loss of sacred, human-scale environments.

>Building Better, Building Beautiful: How We Can Make a Beautiful Country Again as the final report of the UK government's Building Better, Building Beautiful Commission. This report explicitly argues that rigid post-war planning regulations and a lack of local aesthetic oversight have led to "ugly deposits of concrete and steel" obliterating traditional British urban forms. Scruton calls for reforms to planning laws that empower communities to reject modernist impositions, emphasizing how bureaucratic "routine functionality" has turned streets into "tower blocks" and eroded public consent for development. It includes polling data showing public preference for classical designs and proposes policy changes to prioritize beauty in regulatory approvals.

>>519816380
It’s honestly unfair if they put him back in prison now
In his mind he’s been released, not his fault our prison service are spastics

>>519816417
You're acting like a boatwog, mate.

>>519816555
no just someone who isn't stupid

They were supposed to build back better but misunderstoon and build black better. Easy mistake to make

>>519816380
I mean I don't even want him in the country and he should be deported - but the cunt doesn't even know whats going on

The police will try act all tough and pretend its a 'manhunt' and act all serious.... but he didn't escape and didn't 'run' from them, probably doesn't have a clue he's wanted - he's just aimlessly wandering around like all the rest in his default BAME state

>>519816491
Lammy, look out!

>man walking around asking random strangers how to get deported
>no one actually knows

https://xcancel.com/AnasSarwar/status/1982131877046517847#m
>Sharing food, not hate.
Eating with hands American shite

>>519816380
>feel sorry for the lad
I do too, since he's become public enemy no. 1 due to state incompetence, they're likely to pull a Jean Charles de Menezes on him.

>>519816426
He might well do, if he has the balls. Fuck knows he must be desperate enough.

The past 4 to 5 vids on his channel coming to the realisation that all of his business ventures have collapsed and the dream is over is truly heart-warming kek

>You can't parody this. He doesn't even know he's being hunted. I'm picturing him getting involved in all sorts of Mr Bean-esque hijinks where just when the plods are about to catch him two men carrying a ladder block their path and he disappears around the corner etc
>It’s a literal sketch. He’s just ambling around while incidentally avoiding detection. Utter joke
>He ends up accidentally returning the Napoleonic jewels to the Louvre and Macron gives him the Légion d'honneur
Like a combination of an actually competent Marcus Brody and a Benny Hill sketch

>>519815590
I think the only thing that would make this more funnier is if they capture him on cctv casually strolling past a police station.

>>519816597
I hope a third world nigger molests someone from your family.

Gay Paki ran into the Masked up Muslims in Tower Hamlets and had a panic attack, nervously laughing, voice shaky, eyes watering, real fear in his face.
https://x.com/TheGriftReport/status/1982170435392266557

>>519816785
My guess is he'll get 'caught' simply by rocking up to the hotel he was staying at before thinking that's where he was meant to be going

>>519816694
>Jean Charles de Menezes
Was in the country illegally and therefore had it coming

>>519816268
>selling courses and doing videos and offering coaching
Why not get a real job?

>>519816822
No he’ll go into a police station and some 21 year old girl on the front desk will give him a crime reference number and a phone number and tell him to leave

>>519816985
*Heavily tattooed 5 ft 1 21 year old girl in a hi-vis vest

>>519816985
Can see that happening tbf.
>hello yes I think there mistake I rape an released an think police look for me
>Ok sir we'll give you a crime reference number and we'll be in touch.
>...Ok.

>>519816973
People in his comments are telling him to come back to the UK and just work in a warehouse while living with your parents, but he's still adamant that pretty soon he'll land the job of his dreams doing some pointless shit in Bali. It's embarrassing but funny.

>>519816973
You'd imagine bartending there or something would be a piece of piss, there's definitely a British expat hospitability diaspora there

>>519816380
>or worse for them he gets caught in a random stabbing.
him getting a good stabbening from a fellow boat rapist would be KINO

>>519816973
>>519817211
This. The boatwogs aren't going to pay for themselves.

>>519817165
I'm glad all my dreams are long dead

>get sent onto the streets by mistake
>think something is wrong
>try and go back to prison (it's comfier anyway)
>get denied entry 5 times
>head to london
>don't like it here anymore
>get small boat to france
>sent back to uk under the 'one in, one out' deal
>mfw

Oh gosh. I was carrying a list of all the prisoners that were supposed to be transferred that day in one hand and I was carrying a list of all the prisoners that were supposed to be released that day in the other hand. I dropped them both and picked them back up. I was pretty sure I’d picked them back up in the correct order but watching the news today I think I’ve made a terrible mistake

>operation good guys reboot never happened
>get it in real life instead

>>519817297
Screaming

>>519817224
>gets smothered to death by a loose Raise The Colours England flag

Please let me back in to the prison, I was released by mistake
>what do you mean mate? Says here you’re on the release list for today
Yeah but that can’t be right, I was sentenced to a year and it’s only been one month
>you must be wrong mate, you’re on this list of people to be released. My job is to release all of the people on this list
Please check, there’s been some kind of mistake
>no can do. There can’t have been a mistake, you were on the list

>>519817346
You weren't properly supported by your team leader and was failed by the system.

A nuke would be too good for us

>>519817346
Almost as bad as when there are multiple brit/pol/s baked

Compound competency crisis

Look on the bright side. At least we have an extra prison space available for someone who said something on Twitter.

>>519817859
This is the kind of positivity we need in these dark days

if kebatu weren't black and a nonce he'd be a national hero for the comedy he's provided

>>519817549
I've been using that excuse for years

>>519817708
Seeing as this fuck up was likely due to BAMES this is only going to get way worse

>>519816898
they own tower hamlets even have their own corrupt MP

>>519817346
It's alright, the prison service is used to releasing raping third worlders so they probably did it on reflex

>>519815590
Look at the size of his belly, I thought Ethiopians were supposed to be all hungry, the guy is fatter than me and I've lived in England all my life.

>>519816636
kek

>>519817928
very astute observation

>>519817297
lel

>>519817295
It was worth following the pidgin insta for this video alone. Incredible stuff

>>519818071
He’s been renting a deliveroo account but nobody told him he was supposed to drop the food off to customers
He’s just been eating all the delivery slop for free

https://youtu.be/qHwIhiwpHgc
just saw this on outer

>Giant pumpkins may expand by up to 50 lb (23 kg) a day.
damn

>>519818207
KEK

>>519817297
Is this what they used to call a blackamoor?

>>519818401
My giant pumpkin gets bigger
Corrrr

>pretty sure you see the escaped prisoner milling about in London
>report it to the police
>get thrown in prison for assuming the black guy in the tracksuit must be a criminal

>>519818495
>also the random milling black guy actually is a criminal

>>519818562
Of course. Police who attend to arrest you don’t even check because they don’t want to be called racist for assuming he’s a criminal just cuz he’s black

>>519817297
kek

Kinda mad how in the UK Indians and Pakistanis seems pretty chill with each other especially if they're brit born

>>519818401
IMPOSSIBLE

>>519818952
>White people like to live with white people
>Indians like to live with Indians
>Paki's like to live with Paki's
That explains that.

It will all be over soon.

Well, I'm eating like it's Christmas every day
When the deliveroos ringing and the scranman he says hey
Oh, I'm eating like it's Christmas every day
Let the bells ring out for fatcunts

>>519818952
you have obviously never worked a real job there a cold atmosphere when they are forced together

>>519818401
>Giant pumpkins

Is that a weed strain?

Wonder if Star Citizen paypigs are still seething.

>>519819396
I'm brown myself mate and grew up in brown areas and also work with other browns. At school (I went to a majority brown school) nobody cared about India/Pakistan stuff everyone hung out with everyone - I know people who are really close friends who are Pakistani and Indian. Even at work the Indians and Pakistanis hangout with each other because they speak the same language

>>519819715
your only saying that because your country is in the gutter and your on the backfoot

>>519819337
> Aldi xmas cake

6/10

where's woggy?

hip-angel produce some kino javography

>>519819796
Indian Pakistani diaspora still get along fine I live amongst them

>>519819954
then your a coping rootless mulatto who isn't using his eyes and ears

>>519819802
Just done 12 curls with some dumbells easily enough to counteract the four hotdogs and buns (with butter fried onions) I ate earlier
I'll be shredded by christmas
*cracks another can*

Apparently concrete is the difference between civilisation and primitive.

>>519819821
talking to himself on his stream probably, pretending the bots are his frens

>>519820352
Only if you use seawater.

>>519820463
what about the blood?

>>519820767
Retarded.

Get your little trumpets out, Lucy wants to blow a dog whistle

>>519820819
oh ok

Give me your confessions as to why you're ECONOMICALLY right wing. I'm here for you. Please exaplian.

>>519821030
benny spacks earn about the same as min wage drones. something very wrong with that imo

we now enter day 5 of the epping migrants sex offender daring escape against hard working guards

>he has managed to outsmart the facial reocgnition systems at £12 Billion
>the digital ID system for migrants with biometric fingerprints and photographic cues £3 Billion
>all banking and electronic payment systems
>the enitre metropolitan police service along with them all seeeing it on their phones and any news outlet outside of work
>the British military forces
>all AI systems with unrestricted access £1200 Billion
gentlemen we need to step up, i am asking 4chan if they can do what the governmnet can't, if they can make that leap to save our country

>>519821203
honestly at this point just pardon and knight him

Keeping an eye out for him in the Question Time audience asking the Tories why they're so shit

>>519821259
the clear bell of sense amongst the rabble

>>519821672
might steal his fit

Perhaps one of the greatest tricks that has been played on us is the idea that you have to pick a side between the desert people

>>519821154
Do you think Benny Spaks enjoys himeslf?

>>519821999
More than drudgery min wage toil slave does

feel like locking in hardcore before christmas and going to mach 10 with training / fucking off drinking for a while

sunday cunday

A new city modelled on budapest but it's called bundapest and it's only for girls with fat arses and sex pests. this constant sexual frisson will translate to vibrant dynamic economy

>>519822431
I've lost 4 stone this year and got my core strength up and my arms looking beefy. Every lad I know is in the same mindset getting fit.

>>519822619
based

sadly we live in an age that does not celebrate visionaries such as myself

Why don't we get BAME whores? It's always uberjeets.

>>519822210
Nah, that's neurotic. The life of us wage workers is a hard life, and only getting harder, and, too be honest, will only get harder, but to believe an actual spacker is secretly enjoying themselves behind the scenes is a neurosis.

You would not trade ives with that person.

>>519822431
>feel like locking in hardcore before christmas
You've got less than two months. You haven't got time for 'feeling' like locking in. Get another pasty fatty.

am only gonna post if it’s comfy in here
is it comfy in here lads?

>>519822431
>>519822619
Let’s get yoked niggaz

Should mods have names?
I'm trying to find a way to make jannies more accountable but running into philosophical and technical errors...I just need a little insight and a little inspiration to make the next move ladsworths
The help would be much appreciated.

>>519823175
Well you're wrong obviously and flagrantly. I do not have the time or inclination to delineate all of the many faceted reasons as to why this is the case but rest assured - it is. good day sir

We should have a Mr. Brit/pol/ physique contest in 2026

>>519815375 (OP)
>Take woad leaves, preferably with as much sap on the leaves as available
>Boil these leaves in a small amount of water, it should turn a green colour
>By adding this concentrated woad-tea to quicklime or another basic substance, you turn the colour from green to blue/indigo
>The stiffness of the paste helps it apply as a body paint, and the basic nature of the lime aids it in sticking to your skin, as well as getting the woad sap to provide it's numbing effect.
>Woad is also an antiseptic, and Celtic peoples would routinely also soak themselves in vats of woad-tea, to treat injuries and aid healing.

business idea: spray on bald spot for hirsuite men who want to cash in on the aesthetic coin of chrome dome heart throbs such as jason statham

There's not going to be a britpol in 2026

>>519823900
Obviously also avoid being retarded and don't give yourself alkali burns. Mix your lime with chalk of its too basic.

Anyone who talks about "comfy" has a flabby, feminine physique and is basically a non sex haver.

>>519824020
Rest assured I will carry britpol without you all
They expect somebody to talk about Josh, brother

Josh kinda looks like Bane

>>519824199
this. true comfort is only forged in the fire of the rigorous and relentless tackling of one struggle after the next
*cracks another can*

>>519824213
Evenyone knows it's just you talking to yourself, you silly fat pedophile.

>>519824332
>>519824407
>*cracks open a can of echo falls as I hold my britpol heavyweight championship up*
Give me a Hell Yeah

>>519824260
>he's a noncey guy
>... for you

>>519824020
I'm making a new one but I'm stuck on mod culture philosophy, wish I had access to moderation/janny side on 4chan.
Also do you lads really fucking need flags? It's a huge bitch to add them but I'm trying to cater to British audiences and give them a platform in the wake of the nonce-sensical banning of 4chan

>>519824704
>>519824509
>the seethe rises…

>nobody cared who I was until I put on the trip

???

>>519822989
Not only can you get them, they're at the bargain.end of the market.

>>519824768
>You merely adopted the pip. I was born in it. moulded by it

>>519824967
lmao

>>519825086
>can you take out those ear plugs?
>it would be very painful... for you

just come home lad i don't know if you're a /brit/pol regular or if you never come here, nobody cares just get yourself off the street and back home lad we're all waiting for you and we've got curry and rice and everything

Weird little pattern here. Need another one of these cunts to dye their hair red to confirm

>>519825861
ed milliband looks like a wallace and gromit character
shabananana machmud looks like an old punch caricature of a judge

>>519825998
These are professionaly taken portraits. That means for each final picture, there were at least 10 mins of "Try to look normal. Try a natural smile. Can you not be such a spastic for one second please" etc"

>>519826297
Yep. Notice how the starmoid has the highest contrast shadow of them all at the most oblique angle in a desperate attempt to make him appear iconic. These benders probably spent hours and many tens of thousands of pounds trying to hone in on the look they were after. gimps

>>519825783
And all you'd ever hear me say
Is how I picture me with you
That's all you'd ever hear me say

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DO0cKe4DSHq/

lol is this how u rlly feel

>>519826848
They are all tards but right in some ways for the wrong reasons.

can't even see cartoon birds on twatter thanks to labour while they torpedo their own paki nonce ring inquiry. bunch utter faggots

Tits out for the fags, but never the lads. This must be a while ago. She looks like an old mong these days

Bet she's fitter than most of britpol. Can beat you at chess too. Apparently behind the scenes she was the nice one. Talked to backbench MPs etc. Even scamming expenses to buy someone else a present. Can't wait till she's fired and starts crying.

They say politics is show business for ugly people.

For me, it's Reeves in full girlboss outfit and she has to start crying after.. although that's pretty much a given.

WAKEY WAKEY
MORNING BAKEY

>>519831610
w00t w00t

>>519831693
I wonder what political happening today will have in store for us.

I heard thee crave thy realm restor’d again—
Ha-ha! Be still, thou foul-mouth’d knave, shut up!
I heard thee crave thy realm restor’d again—
Nay, nay, thou shalt not have it, not one sup!

I herde thee crave thy lond restored ayein
Ha ha! Hoold thy pees, thou foul-mouthed knave, be stille!
I herde thee crave thy lond restored ayein
Nay, nay, thou shalt nat han it, nat a fille!

72 virgins or 7'2" virgins

>>519832352
gold

>>519832455
Shut the fuck up you boring cunt. How about that?

>>519832594
Ic gehīerde þē clypian þīn land eft ġeweorþan
Hā hā! Heald þīne mūð, þū fūl-mūðede cnafa, swīġa!
Ic gehīerde þē clypian þīn land eft ġeweorþan
Nese, nese, þū ne scealt hit habban, nǣfre ān dropa!

>>519815375 (OP)
They are now appealing to the public for help in doing their job.

>>519815590
The Chinese should look into hiring him, seeing how a nigger shambling around london can remain invisible to the police

>>519832623
I guarantee you, boring is something you do more than me

>>519832947
I bet I have more friends and go to more parties than you, you boring cunt.

>>519833032
great job fuelling degenerate industries

>>519815590
Wonder if he's offending again yet.

>>519833066
maybe god will give you some fancy golden wings for being his goodest shut in

>>519833353
pal you've made 30 posts ITT consistently for over 5 hours from midnight to now on a sat night/sunday morn
I doubt you've been outside for years

>>519833137
He'll probably be the leader of the labour party by next week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SORlV8qAuIs

>>519833509
I dgaf about my post count, frequency or sleep cycle. been outside loads. you're the one doing a cheeky melty over some lad going to a party
>muh degenerate industry
you sound like some weird puritan just saying

>>519831879
i am interested too fren.
shall we make predictions between now and the 31st of December?

actaully while i am here frens, i have a question.
i was talking to one of my reform buddies.
he said that i reminded him abit of assad, i asked a couple of my IRL freinds and they didnt seem to know what that meant either, what does that mean?

>>519833749
>I dgaf about my post count, frequency or sleep cycle
says it all pal. sort it out. bosh

>>519833913
I doubt he knows enough about assad or you to make an accurate comparison

>>519833913
it means that you have a fabulous pair of legs

>>519833946
lol gay. i'll do what i want tyvm
have a good one too

>>519833995
>i'll do what i want
30 more posts of nothing incumin

>>519834101
tf you mean spazmo made some bangers up there
you think going to a party is degen
dare you make a single entertaining post
>sunday cunday
fuck off m8

>>519834237
didn't laugh once at any of your posts m8
boring cunt goes to boring parties with boring friends
post more nothing

>>519834101
>>519834237
fuck off you pair of robotic spastics

Morning lads

>>519834355
go to hell heretic

>>519834328
big surprise from you like lol

>>519834499
brit/pol/ is your stand-up venue on sunday morning la? lol

>>519834552
just a place to have a giggle. you're the one getting bent out of shape over someone going to a party lmao

>>519834616
>brooo party animal like me and my mates on brit/pol/ talk about go to party on sunday at 4 in the morning broooooo
lmaoooooo maybe you got butthurt cos I said the word "virgin" la?

>>519834698
cringe post

>>519834757
based conceding

>>519834863
cope on lad. the cans have all been cracked so it's sleepy time for me. feel free to seethe some more about people having friends and going outside nn

Let's play a game..

Find him

>>519834981
when you wake up be sure to log on to brit/pol/ and make another 40 incredible posts. good at pressing keys you are lad

comfy seethe this morning i see

>>519830479
>You wouldn't have a tax-free ISA, would you?
>You've been a very naughty boy

>>519835299
72 virgins post makes the indigenous muslims very angry

>>519835369
It was actually a mistranslation, they get 72 raisins

>>519835447
Kek

Good morning Brit/pol
I had nightmares and they woke me up.
Now you have my company. Blame the nightmares.

>>519835638
I crashed out putting me lad to bed after being up for over 24h, looked at me watch and it said 5:30, forgot clocks went back ffs.
What attacked you in your sleep lad?

>>519835447
if you are brazen you will get the raisin

>Epping migrant sex offender last seen in London, police say

I do hope they find him soon. For his own sake.

I hope no other group of people come across him and - heavens forbid - exact their own sort of very brutal revenge!

>>519835724
Oh the clocks changed as well did they?
That would explain why I was up so early.
My childhood attacked me in my sleep. Its good at that. Great fun at the age of 44

KF is no longer talking about Britpol
Rainaleto lost

>>519835803
Im sure he had one last sexual assault for the road. For Auld lang Syne and all that
They will catch him today

>>519836404
I'm gonna be sad when it all comes to an end. Kebatu Gump is one of my favorite yookay stories so far this year. Hopefully he makes the most of it by doing a bit of cheeky noncing before he gets done again.

This is all going to end in tears and gnashing of teeth.

>>519837109
good thing your nightmare woke you up at your age to make this post and get 109 kek

Wahey I'm on holiday

>>519837210
The mind works in mysterious ways

Hello, i am a schizophrenic bumder.
I don't know much about politics but i hear this is a great place to post pictures of cats and find new friends to sodomise.
/Lgbt highly recommends this thread so just saying hiyeeeee xx

>>519837109
It is at stage 3 I think

>>519837243
we're just monkeys really

>>519837342
Economies and civilizations follow the same curve. Its cyclical though. What goes around comes around.

>>519837506
>What goes around comes around.
like 3iatlas

>>519835058
He IS in there.
Maybe that's the problem - nobody really wants to find him

DDR6 prices up 50% in 2months.
RAM installers in a shambles.

>>519836230
Rainaleto #exposed himself as a pick-me wannabe hero noncebaiter and got himself and any mention of the nonce #banned from 4chan. Good job analrapist you mong

Yawn.. might start rareflag.blogposting.

How much do you normally pay for a good can of beans?

>Under the Golden Fleet concept, the Navy wants to move away from a specific number of ships as a goal, Clark said. Instead, officials will focus on a fleet of roughly 280-300 crewed ships, plus large numbers of unmanned vessels—called "robotic and autonomous systems"—to bridge the gap. The drone ships would act as "hedge forces" in each maritime theater to make up the difference between what the fleet can do day-to-day and what might be needed in conflict.

Trump and his "Golden Fleet"
Everything has to be gold.

3usd. 8 slices, but you gave to eat.it within 2 days till of opening. You have to look ve bacon so much it's a hate crime

>>519835058
Kek nice one

>>519838908
hate beans me, but have noticed they are mad overpriced now, like £1.80 for a tin of Heinz or summat

>>519839069
I'm so fucked up, even autocorrect can't save me. Need to sober up before I go flying

One night in Hackney

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m51nX-TaUmA

>>519839441
Wrong answer

>>519839209
Looking at £1.47 for a basic tin of heinz here. "English Recipe" what ever that that is looks like 2.95 USD. Get Malaysian beans for 1.75 USD a tin.

>>519839584
Ping Pong table

>>519839622
>the one for all
>there are several types
wtf

>>519839584
fuck off you monstrous pedo cunt, go play chicken with cars for the day and do the world and your poor mother a favour.

I accept your concession

>>519839638
Yes but that isn't wally, is it, you nonce.

>>519839767
I accept your concession

This man hunt is hilarious.

>>519815505
Accelerate into a ditch

>>519839814
Have they found the white bag decorated with avocados?

>>519815614
I would go Bath because I havnt been. Coastal Cornwall and Norfolk are lovely in the summertime.

We know it's you...You couldn't actually be an expat in Japan and yet resist the urge to post "weird Japan thing I saw today.'

Like I used to shower with a fucking centepede. A big fuck off black one. Previous experiments proved it was easier to ignore it than try and kill one, plus it seemed scared of the shower water.

I'm on name terms with the cute brown girl at the paki shop.

>>519838909
what a nigger

>>519840074
eat it

>>519815666
Stop following weird right-wing grifters and start looking to real politicians who plan to take on the billionaires in order to make life better for ordinary people like you. Pic related.

>was in Spain for a week mostly high 20s
>back last night, 6c.

This fucking country

"Man"??..
>Adedapo Adegbola, 40, of Woodborough Road

>A 16-year-old boy was stabbed several times with a knife in a “shocking and deliberate attack” after leaving his house to collect a takeaway.
>Abdul Kieta, Orion Parks, Raheem Ruhambira, and a 17-year-old boy, who cannot be named for legal reasons, went to the victim’s home last year.
>The victim fled, but was chased by the group and stabbed several times with a knife, which one of the attackers then dropped at the scene.
>He was taken to a London hospital and discharged three days later.
>Kieta was given an 18 month rehabilitation order after being found guilty of possessing an offensive weapon in a public place and wounding without intent.
>Ruhambria was jailed for five years and given an extended licence period of three years after being found guilty of possessing an offensive weapon in a public place and wounding with intent.
>Parks was found guilty of wounding without intent and jailed for two years and three months in a Young Offenders’ Institute.
>The 17-year-old was found guilty of possessing an offensive weapon in a public place and wounding with intent and given an 18 month youth rehabilitation order.

>>519840622
>Police believe the victim and suspect were known to each other.

Toll paid

>>519839520
>Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne

>>519839069
Wrap it in clingfilm. Why would it go off after 3 days? Its made to last for months.

>Make ham and cheese sandwich
>Wrap in clingfilm and put in rucksack
>Sits in there for 5 hours
>Eat it and don't die

>>519840765
Just googled one of the names and this stabbing in Rochester popped up.

The perps are exactly how you'd picture them: black as the inside of a coffin on a moonless night, shitty negro hair and braindead cold shark-like eyes.

I hate this fucking country. DEPORT ALL NON-WHITES NOW!

>>519838908
€1.95 - why?

>>519839638
correct you get a gold star

>>519839767
You didn't understand the game

>>519840757
No - this is

>>519841367
take half a point off for him calling it ping-pong

baking

>>519841480
Sure (he wont survive the death march anyway)

Might make another one - not sure

>>519841545
>>519841545
>>519841545
>>519841545

>>519816471
Its in all sectors of the created environment.
Basically satanic, nothing has a value if its created by man other than a function. same as humans.
Someone designing a train or a car would actually love the thing they were creating, now that element has removed and replaced by the same system that churns out little corporate uni boys(girls) who do the actual designs these days.