Thread 519817856

Secret and un-uniformed police are illegal per the constitution, and not on the right side of history.

Doubly so Jewish Mafias are not part of the USA, so their activity is for the most part is what puts us under alien occupation to a tiny shape-shifting and name-shifting semitic warrior klan.

No amount of money could turn me to work for them.

>>519817856 (OP)
I actually applied. I’m a far left progressive socialist and a self proclaimed Antifa member. I’m going undercover to infiltrate the organization to help all the immigrants. It is my duty to stand up to tyrant fascists.

>>519818032
Surely removing non-whites is more important than everything you just said.

>>519818278
Thanks for telling me. I am going to apply to eliminate any infiltrators who might be against the mission of removing non-whites.

>>519817856 (OP)
Because I am not American yet

>>519817856 (OP)
Not train-obsessed enough.

My asylum court case isn't for a few years, and then its another 5 years before citizenship.

>>519818304
You will have a barcode tattooed on you before you realize you've been doing jewish bidding your whole life.

>>519818737
>Removing non-whites from invading your country is JEWISH, YOU DON'T WANNA BE JEWISH DO YA? LET THEM STAY!

>>519818304
Those numbers are for arrests, not crime rates.
If anything it supports the leftist idea of extreme profiling and over-policing.
Not to mention they divided the arrest rates by population size, which makes no sense because this data is not for the entire country
Are you a shill?

>>519818855
You must be one of the Mohammads taking over and raping Sweden.

>>519818916
Yeah that explains why you're spreading leftists propaganda

>>519818278
You won't pass the psychological, and kiss Trump's portrait test.

>>519818981
Leftist propaganda is that black crime isn't real, it's just profiling. Which is what you just said.

Here's a report detailing that the black crime rate is due to genetics and accounts for other causes like socioeconomics or whatever leftists like to claim:

https://is.gd/sitaxe

I couldn't afford the pay cut. I'm with them in spirit, though.

>>519817856 (OP)
Because grunts are sacrificial

>>519819138
Yeah since the last image was completely misleading and supports a leftist agenda, I'm just gonna guess this one does too.
Honest question, are you a shill or do you just not understand or look at the sources?

>>519817856 (OP)
I’m gonna apply, former fed and I here they waived the age cap. My buddy’s there now.

>>519819315
Leftist agenda? You have it backwards.

Are they accepting european candidates?

I want to become an ICE agent and then marry a Filipino girl to bring back to the states, just so I can really rub it in that I hate Mexicans and South Americans specifically.

>>519818737
>>519818032

>>519817856 (OP)
not fat or stupid enough :(

>>519817856 (OP)
I don't think it's a "show up and get hired" type of deal

I am not actually a nazi

>>519819369

king of the glowies.

>>519818855
kill yourself, pathetic retard.

They will probably send me to a shit hole like Texass or Floriduh.

>>519819585
I worked for three agencies beforehand, some spookier than others.

>>519818032
it's okay, kike.. I'll join them so I can hunt you down

>>519818278
anitfa tranny with nose piercing and blue hair thinks it can go undercover. lol

>>519818639
it's pretty stupid how the system is set up.. it should be automatic. you live in country for 5 years paying rent, insurance, utilities and so on and you're automatically become a resident after 5 years and after another 5 years you're naturalized. instead you have to apply, wait, then wait more then get your shit

>>519819585
ICE agents are honorary non-glowniggers.

>>519821511
you aren't American, you will not amount to anything, your life is a waste and you will never be happy.

>>519817856 (OP)
>Why aren't you joining le based federal cops to get charged when some nigger ODs on fentanyl
I don't have law enforcement experience and I don't take orders from kikes.
I'll be ready when the civil war starts, however.

>>519817856 (OP)
Joining ICE is the same as accepting the mark of the beast.

>>519818278
During the test, they attach explosives to your nads and also to a computer. They give you a CAT scan and show you pictures of men kissing. If you don't react like it's a bowl of maggots then...KABOOOOM

>>519819369
this is fakest shield ever, fag

>>519821731
>It's pretty stupid how the system is set up..
I agree, we should be completely banning garbage people from trash nations coming in at all. There's no telling what they'll do inside our country!

>>519819381
Yes I know you think it does, that's the entire point.
Can you at least justify why you think arrest rates are the same as crime rates?
You start believing some non-nonsensical leftist garbage when you don't question anything

>>519819601
What point are you trying to make?
That Sweden has less aggravated rape than Finland despite all the immigrants?
Why the fuck are niggers posting leftist propaganda all of a sudden?

>>519822668
First of all, leftists hide crime data because they want to act like blacks aren't monsters.

Second of all, arrest rates happen in correlation with actual crime rates and conviction rates. There is no evidence that there is a large disparity between races for arrests rates versus actual crime rates.

>>519822093
cope, nigger tranny

>>519822813
>arrest rates happen in correlation with actual crime rates and conviction rates
That's not even close to true, do you have an image with misinformation and unrelated source to promote a leftists agenda on this one too?

>>519817856 (OP)
Better than working for the NSA.

>>519817856 (OP)
>sign up
>show up Monday
>collect 50k
>quit Tuesday
>????
>profit

every time I look at their site there are no jobs

idk what all the PR spending is for

>>519821731
Ticas will gargle your balls for $30 believe me you're better off there

>>519823961
Fuck you Mohamad troll.

>>519817856 (OP)
I did. I’m graduating soon.

>>519824674
bwahahaha okaaaaay, fag

>>519818278
Apparently they kicked some fag out who was trying to do that last week.

>>519822481
Sure thing guy. You must know a lot.

Lol. Meanwhile in russia to join a cube with 1.5 million other russians bags you a mind bogglingly huge sum of £3,500.

>>519818032
>YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY CHUD
*laughs in decreasing the brown population*

>>519822387
>things that aren't true but should be

>>519825082
Good job. Good luck out there anon.

>>519817856 (OP)
As soon as a democrat becomes president again everyone who joined ICE will probably be sent to prison or at least ostracized as being neo nazis

>>519826804
WHat is your motivation for doing this job?

Okay sure
>Drug test
Oh well.

>>519817856 (OP)
Why don't we load all these illegal spics up onto container ships by the thousands and send them back? Jets don't hold enough passengers if DRUMPF is serious about mass deportations.

>>519827305
You can’t stop doing drugs for a minute to take a drug test? Fucking nigger

>>519817856 (OP)
I'm nearly 54 and very fat. They wouldn't want me. Same with the military.

>>519817856 (OP)
I have a career I like. Otherwise I would be signing up right now

>>519818278
You won't last 3 months before being found out. Or else you'll be in a place to hear truth for the first time in your life and flip over to the light side.

>>519827706
Everyones fat in america. Apply and get rid of those illegals

>>519817856 (OP)
Would be good idea, as they are the ww3 press gangs in training.

>>519818032
>Secret and un-uniformed police are illegal per the constitution

[CITATION PLEASE]

>>519817856 (OP)
>Be government
>Have the most militant affirmative action in the country
>Government absolutely despises white men with a genocidal passion.
>require INS/ customs/ border patrol to speak fluent almost native spic language.

>Swede fag derr just join ICE!

>>519818032
This lying spic needs to be deported!

>>519817856 (OP)
How does one qualify to become an ICE agent?

>>519830700
They dropped the Spanish, that course alone was almost as long as the entire training course right now.

>>519821731
Coming to America illegally should just result in you being executed by ICE.

I'm a lefty but I fucking hate Brazilians and hispanics. My state is full of them and no ICE presence in sight. Cleaning up Miami Dade would be so easy.

>>519817856 (OP)
HR is gonna ask for SSN and relevant work experience. The first you can make up and print it out. For the latter you can hook them up with your Hispanic friend's phone number. Too much fuckin work either way.
I rather sell Marijuana out on the streets.

>>519830781
If by “Agent” you mean HSI Agent, then prior law enforcement experience and/or higher education in a related criminal justice field. The bulk of the hiring are Deportation Officers and the requirements there are basically nonexistent. Though I’m not sure if you can apply at the moment, they had like 150k applicants already.

>>519817856 (OP)
im not an officer, investigator or lawyer. i am a retail manager

>>519817856 (OP)
I have.
you have no idea how based almost everyone in ICE is.
every non-white especially jews are isolated and untrusted.
the have no idea what's coming.

>>519831080
You kind of missed the boat at this point, but the standards were fucking zero to get in the door.

>>519831173
i wouldnt work for the govt on principle if offered a job

>>519830700
>Nooooo I will never learn a new language so I can have free $50k and get to rid my country of mudbloods
Sounds like a lot of cope to me, what's the real reason?

>>519831204
Same, I don't use anything the government has a hand in.
I certainly don't just selectively say I do when someone asks me why I'm not leaving my basement for $50K

>>519831650
based, fuck govt fags they are the ones distorting the market
let them eat digital cake

I applied before it was cool.
They make you take a psyche evaluation and if you answer anything truthfully you fail.
I had to sue them (along with 300 other guys in a class action) to tell me why I failed since they refused to disclose it.
Stuff like
>If somebody hit you, would you hit them back?
>If somebody crashed their car into yours in the parking lot, would you feel angry?
>Have you ever considered hurting somebody if they said something you that you didn't like?

It's just another retarded government agency justifying its own bloated budget. They seek the most compliant niggercattle possible.

>>519832033
>based
>checked
carry on my based and redpilled soldier its an
honour to march with you

>>519817856 (OP)
Because I'm colorblind and they don't accept that. I applied for border patrol a few years ago and got hung up on that shit. Honestly it's such a bummer seeing ICE btfo leftists and illegals knowing I'll never get to do that. The one fucking job in the world I would actually be excited to wake up to every day and I can't get in. It ain't fair bros.

I smoke weed
Ineligible
sucks man

>>519817856 (OP)
I literally applied, and they didn't get back to me. I believe the closer date is the end of the monthm

Needs more dead ICE agents

>>519832033
so you'll have to answer
>No
>No
>No
then?

>>519827015
It’s noble cause, pre-9/11 when I was a cop, it was a sad realization INS didn’t care if we arrested illegals with fake ID’s. After 9/12 they only cared about Muzzies. Fed LE is a great gig, and it’s better than doing IRS cases or some Inspector General audit shit. ICE guys are more cop mindset than fed mindset. I wa SA whistleblowers im probably blacklisted for life.

>>519817856 (OP)
Because 50k over 5 years on a 50k a year salary is still a shitty 60k a year salary (gross, not net). Feds pay shit and they're a bunch of ass clowns with all book training and no street experience. That's why you see ICE and DHS doing such stupid shit and tripping over themselves. It doesn't help that they quickly hired a bunch of dopes, anyone they could find it seems.

>>519819401
>HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING RACIST, MY WIFE'S A MONKEY!

>>519817856 (OP)
Whenever globohomo gets back in power, everyone working for ICE will get to see firsthand how bullshit the Nuremberg trials were. After 80 years they want a new foundation myth.
>captcha: 0GRAT

>>519833207
>$60,000, your estimated take-home pay is approximately $47,564 per year, or about $3,964 per month.
That's roughly 10k more than the average American after accounting for billionaires and not post taxes. 18% of Americans make 100k or more, and 34% of households. Neither after taxes.

>>519818278
>he doesn't think there'll be a background check

>>519817856 (OP)
Do you have to give back the money if you quit after a day?

>>519817856 (OP)
>join the fight against your fellow countrymen
This is worse than fighting for the Jews

>>519817856 (OP)
cleaning up after the third world is practice, there's more valuable work to be done
not doing any of it until the administration literally begs me though, they know where to find me

>>519817856 (OP)
They really are not hiring.
My kid applied & they still have not got back to him yet.

>>519817856 (OP)
because dems are going to have truth & reconciliation trials on ICE once the country is sufficiently non-American, and they do not have immunity from prosecution

>>519833577
There's roughly 40 million illegals in America since 1972, and there 55 million visa holders as per official government numbers this year. If you only count visa holders, that makes literally 1 in 6.18 people here in America is a foreigner. If you count naturalized illegals and illegals in general, that number is roughly 1 in 3. They're not my fucking countrymen. Literally 90-some percent of all South Americans in America need to be removed.

As a bonus, 35% of Canada's population was imported in the last 10 years.

>>519817856 (OP)
Once democrats win next election, they're gonna throw ICE members in prison.

>>519817856 (OP)
I applied, they never called me, probably because I'm too badass and I'd make everyone else look lame in comparison

>>519834110
Dick too big. Same problem. Many such cases. I have management experience, so I really thought I could get in on the ground.

>>519833416
Damn some of you are really ok with being poor.

>>519817856 (OP)
I already have. I'm on break currently, going to go back to work soon and deport more browns. Please consider applying if you're interested to work with us, this job kicks ass

>>519834453
>here's why you're objectively wrong
>you
It's objectively a good deal for no experience required, and you can go to hell. This also doesn't account for travel expenses that would be covered if you're a field agent.

>>519817856 (OP)

ive heard the 50k shit is fake

>>519818032
Fpbp
Surprised at the shill responses.

>>519818032
You don’t have rights of a country you invade, terror cell

>>519834985
America was founded explicitly for White men of upstanding character. Just because you faggots have had it changed six ways to Sunday doesn't change this. 1 in 3 people in America should be fucking shot just on the grounds of their immigration status. You don't have a fucking country when occupied by foreigner. Over 3 million of the over 10.3 million illegals under Biden were given social security numbers. You are a traitor and should be killed in public.

>>519817856 (OP).

anons here are undercover Far Right ICE.

>>519833711
Kinda makes you wonder what they're doing with all those billions but from what I've seen they've using a lot of money to stockpile small arms, armoured vehicles and even missles for some reason? God only knows what Trump's trying to prepare them for.

>>519833872
It needs to be 100%, and not just them but all nonwhites. It's beyond obvious now that there is zero upside to having these people here, and even the "good ones" will always be a foreign element that doesn't consider itself American and will try to subvert it if they can.

>>519817856 (OP)
I'm not American

>>519835276
Bongs and their excuses.

>>519834691
Get into executive protection, around 90k after the first year and you can travel to nice places that rich people visit rather than shitholes that immigrants infest.

>>519823961
The reported crimes called in by black neighborhoods is constant, and never-ceasing. Blacks themselves call in crimes again black perpetrators. The police do not invent crimes to arrest blacks for. They arrest the people who they are told acted in a criminal manner. How the fuck do you think policing works, you simpering moron?

This thread keeps getting reposted and the answer is that I applied to all the DHS jobs I could over a year ago and my resumes are all still being processed. They are just too fucking slow. I don't even understand the 'sign up bonus' shit when people are rushing to join. Shit. Give the sign up bonuses as salaries and double or triple the number of new recruits.

>>519817856 (OP)
I am disabled.

No driver's license. Otherwise I would probably

>>519835837
Motherfucker, nobody going in on the ground for ICE will qualify for that, myself included. I have management and mariner dock experience.

>>519817856 (OP)
>Patriotic
Do they make you kiss the wall like the politicians have to?

>>519818032
>muh consteetooshoon

libtardarians are mentally ill and would rather see their country flooded by shitskins because of 250yo piece of paper

>>519818855
>If anything it supports the leftist idea of extreme profiling and over-policing.
So you mean there's thousands of black women raped by white men and they never report it?

>>519836253
You'd be surprised how in desperate need of bodies the security industry is in.

Just turned 40 so, they'd probably refuse me. I'm broke though and need a new job.

>>519821731
Uh no they should all be killed

someone in the feds tried to execute me for shit posting

on their fed site

now give me back my gold niggers

>>519817856 (OP)
My 2 drug convictions and our county prosecutors attempt to charge me with explotation of a minor cause I knocked up his niece when she was 17 and I was 25 even though AoC in our state is 16 would instantly block me from even being considered a candidate to be hired. On a side note, I'm married to her now. we got 3 kids, her uncle got removed from office and disbarred for malicious prosecution, taking bribes, stealing public funds, currentlyserving a 10 year stint in federal penitentiary. So at least that part worked out.

>>519834110
Are you white male
If yes, then the gov is not going to hire you, unless you have a nepo connection.

>>519835113
The Boy Scouts were originally for boys to learn useful things and gain friends.
However, the leftists, females, LGBTQ+ pedos, et al ruined it. Similarly, the USA has been ruined. The USA is like a house filled with termites, rats, and cockroaches. It used to be a good home, but now it is shit. Time to let it go and think of the future.