Thread 520148737

You can now buy humanoid robots. This one costs 20k or 500 dollars a month

https://youtu.be/LTYMWadOW7c

>>520148737 (OP)
I wish I had a robot , I'm so lonely

>>520148937
just enlist, you find lots of gay jdf-friends and might get to meet the nice muslims of Gaza and the whole middle east!

>>520148737 (OP)
Will that robot .... you know.... is it worth the $500 a month?

>>520148737 (OP)
Whoever’s idea it was to give the robot a fabric exterior instead of something like silicon or just plastic is a retard that should be fired. Why the fuck would I want a robot that does my chores and cleans for me to have fabric that traps dirt and isn’t easily cleanable

>>520149074
The war is over just like my life

>>520148737 (OP)
>humanoid robots
That is piloted by an actual human
They're grifting frauds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3c4mQty_so

>>520149133
it just cleans its own clothes

>>520148737 (OP)
OK, before I get too excited.
Can this thing, or can it not, wipe my ass?

>>520148737 (OP)
There is no way this is half as good as they are presenting it
It's still a concept and they need money from investors

>>520148737 (OP)
>$20k
>no mouth hole
Whoever approved this design should be fired

>>520149519
>okay, I will rape your ass
Nooo I said wipe somebody help

>>520148737 (OP)
It's remote controlled with an Oculus setup. It's a mecha body for pajeets to do your chores and spy on underage women.
AI = Actually Indians

>>520149724
It’s autonomous mostly. You can decide to have it be controlled for harder chores at specific times.

I would get a black one, I'm White.

>>520148737 (OP)
If this fuckers can change strings and do a decent enough setup I'm getting one tomorrow...

>>520148737 (OP)
Why did they make it so ugly?

>>520149574
Grampa will find a way to fuck that, no worries. GRAMPA FUCKS

>>520148737 (OP)
you just know

>>520148737 (OP)
This thing is so fucking stupid
A robot with a single long arm and Omni-wheels would be exponentially more useful than this
Like basically just an end table with an arm to get me beers and help me carry shit is something I would pay for

Not a creepy, beady-eyed spookbot wandering soundlessly through my house

>>520149724
Kek, pajeet doesn't even have to ask for google play cards, they can just rummage through his stuff until they find his credit card.

>>520148737 (OP)
Why does it look like they are targeting childless old men?
Why do I suddenly want a robot son to carry on my legacy?

>>520150415
wired

>>520148737 (OP)
>20k
cant you still get slaves for 2-3k?

>>520149724
Mooooom the robot's staring at me again.

It took 5 minutes to put 2 glasses and a fork into a dishwasher. For anything that requires more than basic shit, some Jeet in Bangalore takes over. For 20k you can have a fucking maid clean your house twice a week for 5 years. What is the point of this AI nonsense....please make it stop

>it requires a human being to control it remotely (for now)
>you need to give it breaks to cool down and run a fan over it so it doesnt overheat (next gen model promises to correct that)
>even when it eventually goes autonomous they will still use all the data and camera feeds for humans to look at so they can further improve the code, so no privacy, strangers watching you
>it looks nothing like this so we can't fuck it

the future is closer but it's not here yet

>>520148737 (OP)
That's the worst design I've seen in a long time.
>>520148937
Same.

>>520150899
as long as it's not my five minutes ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

>>520150899
Everybody wants to live in the future.
Nobody wants to admit that humanity is peaked and has only down to go.

>>520149133
they say it's for safety. making the robot soft and squishy so it doesn't kill an old person when it inevitably stumbles and falls on him. silicone is expensive. fabric is machine washable. i don't care for it either but they do have an excuse for it.

>>520148737 (OP)
Soon shitskin slaves will be obsolete.

>>520149288
That's not going to be a problem for a lot of people especially aging boomers and most women. It's actually cheaper too because you can pay some Indian $2/hr to operate it or have literal slaves in Africa operate it for free. Basically the 1% wants to bring slavery back into the western world and this is how they'll do it.

>>520148737 (OP)
Look at the comments chuds will always have a reason to seethe and get angry

Why not just let a fed or cop live in your house wearing cloud-connected cameras and microphones at that point? Hell just invite a rabbi over.
I can't think of any problem with allowing a cloud-connected robot to roam around your house and record you and everything around you. Totally great idea. And even better, the company that actually owns the robot(you won't actually own it per its TOS) can make brand deals so the robot can recommend products for you to buy. What a wonderful existence for you to live in! All so you can get a cold handjob from a series of servos, and it can give your dick measurements over to the cloud.

>>520148737 (OP)
I'm going to order one and start jerking off then request expert mode and get the Indian guy that jerk me off through the robot

>>520151445
If you have a television in your house you have let the Rabbi stay rent free for a very long time already. Sorry kid, always was.

>>520151439
Fucking gross bug trying to look white. Disgusting chink.

>>520151077
The effort it put in looked like it would need charging after. Now you got a take the 10 seconds to put the glasses away and charge the robot which costs money

>>520150899
>It took 5 minutes to put 2 glasses and a fork into a dishwasher.
All of the demos for this kind of task they do various tricks, where they might use plastic instead of porcelain and they never do it live, it's always a carefully rehearsed video that they can just not include any mistakes it makes.

Now to be fair, the benefit of these robots is that even if they were slower doing things like dishes, laundry, general cleaning like wiping down surfaces, putting toys away and so on, is that this thing could be doing all this while you're at work or shopping or just some other task.

But at the moment none of them are there. Things like the warehouse jobs, boxes are a lot simpler, they have barcodes and so on. So even some humanoid robot doing something like stacking boxes it isn't the same "fine motor" controlled task like holding a cup and giving it to a person or folding clothes or something like that. The demos are all using tricks like the robot is remote controlled or replaying human motions back.

I think it could be like the self driving, that 90% of being on the road (like on a highway going straight) isn't hard to automate. It's that 10% of things where a human knows what to do because they have life experience or "common sense" to know what to do. A good example is Tesla's self driving got freaked out by a bicycle on the back of a car. It detected bicycle alright but it thought it was flying and also going across the highway. Now the "solution" was to invent a new category of object: car+bike, but that's not a proper solution. And the many other edge cases like that are why it's never quite there yet. That said I can believe Elon saying "next year" because he saw progress and assumed it would be done, but he's been saying "next year" for many years now.

I think these household robots will have similar "edge cases" in the real world (that are conveniently not in the demos or nobody has even thought of them), it's "fake it until you make it"

>>520148737 (OP)
Look at the way he's looking at it. It has a secret hole and that old man knows exactly where it is

>>520148737 (OP)
Can it jack me off?

>>520151625
>If you have a television in your house
I do not

>>520148737 (OP)
Perfect prop for a horror movie. The designer was retarded.

>>520148737 (OP)
which one are we getting nonnys?

>>520148937
Stop shooting your neighbours lmfao

I'm simply not going to let an Indian pilot a robot around my house. For $500 a month I'll hire a polish woman to clean my house and she won't go through my credit cards and spy on my daughter (probably)

>>520148737 (OP)
Anything to keep the bubble going

>remote controlled robot
So a hacker can eventually get access to your robot, pick up a gun or knife and kill you in your sleep

Also, what's stopping you from using the robot for a job like picking cotton or flipping burgers all day long?

>>520153889
It can lift 150 pounds so the person controlling it could just drop a dumbbell on your head while youre asleep after you spent all day making jeet jokes and showing him memes

It's 2033
You've just purchased your first robotic home assistant
What do you make it do first?

Posted this in the other older thread too.
I just saw Asmongold asking the important questions about this thing:
https://youtu.be/GAHP_fmps_M?t=16m16s

>>520154452
Go do my job for me while I stay home and play vidya

>>520148737 (OP)
Pass. I’m not leaving my parents or kids near a thing that can explode or malfunction while I’m away

>>520154452
cuddle

>>520148737 (OP)
Sexo

>>520154720
its made of sex dude

>>520148937
Forget your memeflag?

I want to punch its stupid face.

>>520148737 (OP)
Press X to doubt the hype

>>520154977
as God intended robots to be

>>520148737 (OP)
Why the fuck would you buy it now even if you can afford it and not wait 3 to 5 years so it has learned everything

>>520154452
Clean up grandma and get her downstairs. Do all the dishes. Wash the outside windows.

>>520154452
>What do you make it do first?
Unzip my pants

>>520148737 (OP)
Wait a moment. That's just a high tech way to hire a third worlder to be your maid. They aren't even hiding it.

>>520151297
Slaves aren't free. You need to provide them with necessities.

>>520155433
A thirdie who won't kill you and speaks english.

>>520148737 (OP)
>a jew and his golem

>>520149133
You can pick it up and use it as a scrubbing tool

>>520148737 (OP)
For $5k I can buy a 18yr poojeeta in a gimp suit that outperforms this thing. The gimp suit is to seal the smell. She can take it off and puts it in the basket when she crawls back in her hole.

>>520155584
Okay, but can I fuck it?

>>520155433
Hire?.... This just in, the new free VR game C.H.O.R.E.S. just added upgraded graphics and randomized maps. Download your demo today!

>>520148737 (OP)
How tight is the bussy?

>>520148737 (OP)
This isn’t really for home use, they’re gonna staff stores and factories with these I suspect

>>520149288
this is the same fucking argument for image and video AI that needed training on real life applications
ofc its going to be trained on video and motion sensors

>>520155967
It's adjustable.

>>520155433
a third worlder still living in the third world paying third world food and rent prices would be a lot cheaper. rent is so incredibly inflated here the lower wages of a third worlder in the third world vs a third worlder in the west, the robot would pay for itself.

>>520148737 (OP)
>pay for some gimpy roboslave to maybe succeed at putting away a couple of dishes and glasses or something all so you can "focus on what matters to you"
Lel, modern society is so gay. I swear the selling point here is basically the same one that won the race-traitor boomers over:
>"Look at all the extra time and money you will have now that you can pay a beaner to mow your lawn, another to fix your house, and another to make your food!"

Everyone's always talking about wanting to maximise productivity, time, and money, and yet shit has only progressively gotten worse and worse in every way.

>>520155892
modifications are in here, anon
yourdoll dot com
>NIKKE was the future after all

>>520148737 (OP)
I hate it.

>>520149830
Sauce

>>520149136
No way bro we still need you guys to invade Iran

>>520156471
I think I know what I Wang for Christmas... Forgive me father.

>>520148937
jew faggot. just die already.

>>520149133
silicone would make it too "skin" and uncanny looking. they probably had tests to find out which material was the least repulsive to people and couch fabric ended up winning it seems.

>>520148737 (OP)
I want one just to fight it. Id fuck that little rigga up

>>520156748
>couch fabric
jd's wife might not let him have one

>>520156937
you'd buy a slave just to beat it up?
lol go buy a car and crash it you stupid nigger

>Inevitable mod:
https://youtu.be/t0LTTyImnJg?si=WhGyu4g0DLWROI9K

I dont see the problem

>>520149288
holy shit this is the most retarded shit ive whitnessed in clownworld. a fucking robot that cant operate on its own, some moron has to drive it 24/7.

THIS IS YOUR NEW JOB CHUDS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>520158737
I wonder why they didnt showcase the black one instead?

honestly we need more of these people that invent completely fucking useless shit and import 500 million niggers in every city, just accellerate to the fucking maxx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>520148737 (OP)
ROSEMARY

>>520148737 (OP)
You can buy the (((hype))) and (((fantasy))) like all the rest of big tech, the shit isnt even produced yet or confirmed working

>>520149288
this yenta journalists always inspire me with incredible fantasies of raping them into submission.

>>520148737 (OP)
It's literally controlled remotely by Indians who are watching and listening to everything you say and do

>>520148937
Grok can generate noods bro

>>520152367
>get the cheap one
>tell her that i need my prostate milked 2 times per day if not cancer
>????
>profit

they should have made 2 robots, the first robot is controlled by the npc normalfaggot wagie and the 2nd robot controls the third robot.

we officially entered idiocracy tier.

>>520148737 (OP)
That thing is horrifying.

>>520152367
>It shits ice cream
Why did they have to put that part in. It would have cost them nothing to not write that.

>>520148737 (OP)
Don't believe the lies.
It claims 4 hours of battery life, this is the rating for it just standing still doing absolutely nothing.
At most it will get around 1 hour actually doing "chores" (that you have to program yourself btw)
or about 2 hours just walking.

Also, it's mainly piloted via VR and learns from this.
You can obviously program it manually, but this isn't easy nor are you likely going to be able to do it.
It's essentially useless without a whole collective of people doing VR training the motion system.
That's the gambit. You pay 20k and they get over 2 million in training data from your robot.
>t. AI dev and Roboticist with Dual PhDs

>>520149084
No. Not yet anyway.

>>520148737 (OP)
if it actually works it work be nice but I know its going to be a fuck up with early gens

>>520148737 (OP)
> This one costs 20k or 500 dollars a month
What a ripoff. I can make or buy actual humans for less than that.

>eyes with no mouth or nose
why? looks like a fucked up doll. An LCD screen face with pixel emotions would have worked better. Imagine this thing slumped over in the corner staring at you with those black eyes. No one is going to like this

>>520160382
>buy robot
>feed it a diet of nothing but Jim Crow era authors and literature
>steady diet of nigger jokes
>mech hitler JQ information and facts

just buy it to help the world at large

>>520160382
OH yeah, also, at launch and for the foreseeable future, you have to allow their team to peer in and do over the net VR control for it to do literally anything. It's a gigantic scam for training data.

>>520160607
It's not like an LLM, it's AI is only trained on movement, I don't remember for NEO but others that will release soon-ish these will be partnered with OpenAI and Claude for language capabilities.

>>520158737
>>520159880
All it needs is a curly wig and some wax lips

>>520160590
Its got no human grace. Just eyes without a face.

>>520149519
The more important question is, “If I tell Neo to wipe someone else’s ass, will Neo wipe their ass? And if they try to refuse Neo’s wipe will Neo tenaciously attempt to complete his quest?”

>>520160803
No to both, because atm it's tele-operated by someone in a different country.

>>520148737 (OP)
It. Looks. Like. Jason. Voorhees

Controlled by Actual Indian.
Just let the jeet watch your children.

It's fake, you fucking idiots. Vaporware.

Deliveries begin sometime in 2026 (we totally promise). Current models cannot do ANYTHING without being remote-controlled by a human, nor will this change anytime soon.

>>520161950
this kind of shit is at least 5-10 years off, maybe even 20 but probably not

>>520148737 (OP)
>first person footage is just a guy dressed up as the robot
Secondhand embarrassment lmfao

>>520162085
It's about 50 years off and that's being very liberal.
>Batteries +-20years
>Cooling (motors/chips) +-5/10 years
>AI movement data +-5 years
>Motor advances +-10/20 years
>Material advances +-5/10 years
>Other various stuff +-5/10 years

>>520158737
for the white women

>>520162647
Right, because every company looking into this can only research one area at a time, all at the same time.

>>520161950
Here's how the economics would work:

$500/month pays for 2 full-time Indians (each working 8-hour shifts) controlling this thing remotely.

The hardware is probably actually pretty cheap (under $5K). So, from the company's perspective, they'd be collecting training data without losing too much money.

But does it make sense from the consumer's perspective? The robot will be much slower than a real maid, and the cost is similar to hiring a 2-maid team twice a month for a couple of hours each time (in the US).

The robot will run 16 hours per day or so, so it might accomplish as much. So, basically they are trying to outsource maids.

Don't expect this thing to be autonomous anytime soon though. Robotics AI isn't there yet.

>>520160382
Why don't I charge them 500k to run it for a year?

>>520148737 (OP)
I think this is an exciting development. However this is a first generation model. So it's very expensive and it's capabilities are minimal.
I'll wait for the 5th or 6th gen version somewhere in the 2030's.

That said, I'm very hopeful and serious about this technology because my wife and I are so busy with work and our kid and house chores that I wish I had a robot that could do everything from house chores to DIY house repairs.
The impact that would have on a busy family or even a single human life is immeasurable. The big concern is safety though and I don't want these things to be remotely controlled by whatever corporation. There has to be some kind of an internal safety protocol that will prevent a robot from ever harming a human.

>>520149288
Imagine being forced to have some jeet beam into your house so you can spend more time troubleshooting your shit can robot than actually doing the damn chores yourself.

A customer service bot started working at your local nicknack shack. It has a brain-dead AI, but it's capable of holding basic conversations. Will you spend all day talking with it until it asks you to leave the store? Will you bully it and call it a clanker?