Thread 520163029

The owners of my local Dominos pizza posted this on Zuckbook. I propose we flood social media with fake copycat promotions to get all the EBT freeloaders to come into local businesses and demand free food. The optics will be glorious.

>>520163029 (OP)
based

target shitlib businesses

gr8 b8 m8

>>520163029 (OP)
based

how do i make a fake ebt card?

>>520163029 (OP)
Good idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQHQIhJbeFo

>>520163029 (OP)
not bad

>>520163029 (OP)
NYPA

DEMAND MORE THAN ONE!

CALL THEM RACIST!

TEAR PLACE UP!

>>520163029 (OP)
>Please skip Dominos Pizza when you burn the town down next week

>>520163029 (OP)
we need graphix anon back for this. he made the best shit during the floyd era.

I have YET to find a Dominoes that didn't have bars on the windows or has the most obvious reviews of where and WHO it is located by.

>>520163029 (OP)
we need one for Chick-Fil-A

>>520163655
neck yourself
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick-fil-A#Same-sex_marriage

>>520163029 (OP)
You know they are gonna eat the pizza, then make loud obnoxious complaints to get another pizza.

>>520163029 (OP)
The point is usually to be IRONICALLY shitty. Not ACTUALLY shitty. Do stuff for the lulz but you sky need to cause actual harm. Then you're shit and, I suppose that does fit some of us. Just not my thing and I think it makes you a stupid cunt.

cant wait to see this on instazuck, zuckbook seems to much and all over the place

>>520163029 (OP)
kek, do one for KFC too and post it at your nearest hood

>>520163029 (OP)
If one of us is not actually lazy af this will be really funny.

>>520163029 (OP)
Get free tickets to Rage Against The Machine when you show your EBT card

>>520163303
Just put shoe polish on your face and call them racist cracka ass crackas until they give you a pizza

Walmart and Amazon are going to announce they are donating $10 billion to substitute SNAP early AM on Nov 1. Watch.

>>520163520
Spoiler alert. They won't. lol

>>520163029 (OP)
the worst thing about libs is how they try to frame everything as a "kindness"
>>520163802
>get free EBT pizza
>eat 80% of it
>complain it taste bad
>ask for replacement
What level of Niggery is this?

>>520164216
Short their stock

>>520164287
The same kind that turns every waitress racist after a while. So, standard jiggaboomery

>>520163029 (OP)
What a terrible thing to do.

>>520163029 (OP)
I just want you guys to know that what you're doing is very racist
that is all

>>520164973
This is hilarious:
It will force them to say
>No
>We're not feeding the zoo.
And then the monkeys chimp out.
Imagine the webms
I'm here for it

>>520163029 (OP)
Kek

>>520163029 (OP)
Classic prank

Target Halal and Kosher restaurants

>>520165428
>>520164973
>>520163029 (OP)
This can be a happening thread if more Photoshop and Gimp anons post flyers.
>Two More Days

>>520164973
It's funnier when it's big chains.
I wouldn't do this to local businesses though
A Subway coupon would be funny (they rarely honor them as it is) especially if they made the sub first and then someone waved their EBT card

>>520163303
Better yet, make ads for EVERY fast food restaurant and tell social medial that EVERY fast food restaurant is giving free food

>>520166045
No.
Individual ads are more believable.
Then, people will organize start saying "pretty much all fast food"
and THAT
is what will become entirely convincing.
This is a propaganda thread.
You could insert tracking pixels to see how & how far this spreads. Reverse image search for the image with the tracking pixel and one metric.
>>520166020
This is now a propaganda creation bread.

>>520166397
organically*

>>520163029 (OP)
reminder this goyslop is so bad its actually written in the tos you are paying for the labor service of assembling a food product and menu description is an illustrative approximation

>>520163029 (OP)
I think there's a law against starting a rush

>>520163029 (OP)
Niggers are going to abuse the fuck out of this. I hope they set up a process to keep niggers from coming back for the 100th time.

>>520166397
That is what I meant.
Copy this format and slap logos on it for each restaurant. Since one is legit niggers will think they all are.

>>520166479
Better use a VM and vpn on public wifi without being seen by cameras then memeflag
Other people posting misinformation is just stupidity
>you have a constitutional right to be a dumbass

>>520166639
Ah.
Based Leaf bro.
Hope the Maple Syrup harvest is bountiful this season.

>>520163463
Me at 0:28

bump

Hopefully someone can do a better version of this.
Popeyes just makes it extra funny

>>520166045
Big Brain

>>520163956
stfu faggot.

>>520163029 (OP)
Bump

>>520167494
I'm making a KFC.
Because yes, it's funny.
Keep the thread alive fren

Bumping funny bread.

>>520167494
that's actually not horrible

>>520167790
What other restaurant chains do EBT Americans enjoy?
Chains that already do coupons (Subway, BK etc) would be easiest to modify

>>520167494
Font is wrong,
Color fade on the right is inconsistent
Chose a bad template....
Terrific Tuesday should be changed to November 1st - November 1st is not Nov 1st unfortunately so no luck.
There is steam off the chicken, so even if I had the skill to redo the Terrific Tuesday to November 1st there'd still be signs
I know I'm ass, but did what I could to hopefully inspire

>>520168624
Papa Murphy's is huge on EBT/SNAP,
Pizza Slut,
Papa Yon's,
Little Caesar's,
Red Crabster,
Long Dong Silver's

>>520166017
Bake another thread in 14 hours or so and I'll be back at my desk. Could do with some chain suggestions though.

>>520168625
Nov 1st is not Tuesday*

B A S E D
A
S
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D

>>520168795
Papa Murphy's is huge on EBT/SNAP,
Pizza Slut,
Papa Yon's,
Little Caesar's,
Red Crabster,
Long Dong Silver's
>picrel

dumb timmys in the thread cant even photoshop properly??
looking forward to your "epic" plan failing you crackjawd fuckers

>>520163029 (OP)
If you weren't so fat you guys would boycott this chain for liking niggers so much

Font finder: https://www.whatfontis.com/
Crop a word or two in photoshop and upload a jpeg. Then search googsle for 'font name free' or 'font name .ttf'
Logo finder: https://www.brandsoftheworld.com/
If Pedopedia doesn't give you a decent file.

>>520168918
Top man.

>>520168795
>>520166020
Local brown businesses should be exploited as well.
Afghans put up shop in your neighborhood?
Jeet buffet?
Send nigs their way.
Let browns fight browns for once.
Any Jewish establishment, go for it.
This is a great opportunity. Once in a lifetime.
>>520168795
template attached

>>520163956
>enacting a plan to feed the hungry
>ACTUALLY shitty
hm

>>520168984
What OP is doing is even better. Forcing them to go bankrupt for the niggers they love so much. A boycott is one thing but making them give away their product for free will bankrupt them even faster.

>>520163146
Target Indian restaurants and grocery stores

>>520166020
Make this one more believable by making the "no purchase necessary" smaller and in the bottom left corner with the asterisk next to it, since there's one on the word wraps. Just to add that little touch of authenticity.

>>520163303
just barge in there and threaten them, you think they are IDing those niggers?

>>520163029 (OP)
Second thought, target Indian gas stations because they are everywhere and sell junk food.
Everything Indian gas station owner bought it with a special loan for being brown so he's already a known scammer (as if that wasn't obvious by being Indian)

>>520166397
The news this morning read off an entire list of places in the area that are giving some kind of discount or freebee to EBT people.

Please do every fast food restaurant.
Even if nobody chimps out (impossible), all of the working people will get to see everyone that is grubbin for free shit while THEY are working.
kek
It'll be a huge redpill to a bunch of rainbow hairs.

>>520163029 (OP)
It's a great idea, and we've done it in the past, but use language and fonts that niggers can actually understand.

>>520163029 (OP)
Based
>nourishing our community
These businesses deserve to get fucked and these food stamp niggers deserve to die of complications from goyslop

Someone bake a new thread once this dies

>>520164973
fucking TOPKEK

>>520168795
Do Waffle House
>You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant.mp3
The November 1st Waffle House Massacre

>>520163457
you have a tiny greek pecker

might seem like fun but stay far away from engaging in these fraudulent pranks

>>520164973
Why not say "show ebt card at the end" so they either run out on the check or get the cops called on them