Thread 520165362

Australians whining about Halloween season is here

>>520165362 (OP)
With Aborginals every day seems like Halloween.

I like Halloween.

Are you guys going trick or treating?

Why do you celebrate halloween?? We don't do that in Australia!!
Why do you allow people to walk around unmasked and unvaxxed?? We don't not do this in Australia??
Why do you not require people to wear a helmet when they go for a jog? We do in Australia!!
why do you let people own guns and protect their own lives and property? We do not do this in Australia!!!??

>>520165362 (OP)
Australians don't celebrate Halloween?
It's also a Celtic holiday, not American

>>520165362 (OP)
Trick or treat is legalized extortion
I gave out tootsie roll one year and a kid was like "that's it". the next day my flower pot was kicked over

>>520165362 (OP)
>Its another cultural marxist chink thread

>>520165710
it's Mexican

I know what to hang on my door this year now. Spics here don't know any better

>>520165362 (OP)
OP is a Chink Wumao - don't get sucked in by their shit. They are just jealous Strayans are friends with Murica

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>>520165362 (OP)
I don't get why Australians would complain about Halloween. It's not like we're forcing you to celebrate July 4th. Halloween is just a fun, spooky holiday where you get to have a party.

>>520165875
That's what you get for not molesting trick or treaters

>>520165710
The celtic shit is even more cringe. Just celebrate Halloween or All Saints Day they're actual traditions. No one in 2000 years has celebrated Samain and you have no idea what they did back then or how wide spread it was. It's just anti-catholic faggotry.

Halloween is fake and gay shit pushed by Hollywood jews

>>520166603
it was reinvented again like everything Irish in the 19th century based on what they would observe villagers doing. Whatever they do in America is quite different even if it appeared around the same time. If we're just making shit up then Australia could do the same.

>>520165362 (OP)
I love how Aussies sperg the fuck out over Halloween because "it's America forcing their culture on us" yet they're completely unfazed by China owning half of their farmlands and their cities being overrun by third-worlders. I went on vacation to Brisbane and I was fucking disappointed. Jeets, chinks, africans and arabs EVERYWHERE. I saw like 10 white people tops.
The Gold Coast was nice tho. Meat pies are pretty delicious too, I wish we had those here

>>520167192
that's a nigger on the left

>>520166443
We're complaining because literally nobody but american expats celebrated halloween over here (beyond costume parties for adults) until like 15 years ago.
So now you're sitting at home during the october heat sweating your balls off and a gaggle of little faggots in costumes rocks up to your door demanding sweets.
This shit just isn't done, here. But every year there's like a dozen kids out of the hundreds in the neighborhood who've been psyopped into thinking this shit is tolerated.

'fuck this, fuck that, fuck off, cunt this, cunt that, oi i got bants' feels like just the Australian flavor of prepackaged curated masculinity(TM), like cigars and whiskey and fancy beard oil. It seems exhausting to have to be around it all the time

>>520167290
Australians are just desert british people. It makes me wanna puke how many Americans here constantly suck up to australians and beg for their approval

it originated in Europe IIRC

>>520165703
Why do you ban people from owning guns to protect their lives and property? We do not do this in America!!!??
Why do you force people to go masked and vaxxed everywhere?? We don't do that in America??
Why do you let people drink beer without a bald eagle on the can?? We don't do that in America??
Why don't you tip 25% even for terrible service?? We do that in America!!

boring

>>520165703
mmm tasty copeypasta *chef's kiss*

>>520168760
Thanks Grok,you're are the bestest

>>520165554
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt2LHE3oeks

>>520168140
>I hate White kids having fun
Ok.

>>520168819
thanks dr fowl just don't eat me

Here in my area halloween was huge a couple of years ago but it kinda just stopped. Dunno, I guess we don't do that in Germany.

All hallows day is still a thing though.

>>520167191
>Romantic divination was big in early Halloween, probably because the Catholic, Lutheran and Episcopalian All Saints’ Day liturgy referenced “wise virgins” waiting for bridegrooms. To identify your future beloved, try sowing hemp seed in a churchyard, throwing a ball of wool, chucking nuts on the fire, or if you’re Cornish and cavalierly indifferent to health and safety, “running molten lead through cold water”. This “peep in the mirror before midnight” seems awfully tame: put a snail on a plate of flour and get it to write your future husband’s initials, you coward.


ALL YE HOLY PRIEST AND LEVITES, pray for us.
ALL YE HOLY MONKS AND HERMITS, pray for us.
ST. MARY MAGDALEN, pray for us.
ST. AGATHA, pray for us.
ST. LUCY, pray for us.
ST. AGNES, pray for us.
ST. CECILIA, pray for us.
ST. CATHERINE, pray for us.
ST. ANASTASIA, pray for us.
ALL YE HOLY VIRGINS AND WIDOWS, pray for us.
ALL YE MEN AND WOMEN, SAINTS OF GOD, make intercession for us.

https://www.catholic.org/prayers/prayer.php?p=254

Todos los santos Sacerdotes y Levitas, rueguen por nosotros
Todos los santos Monjes y Ermitaños, rueguen por nosotros
Santa María Magdalena, ruega por nosotros
Santa Agueda, (Ágata) ruega por nosotros
Santa Lucía, ruega por nosotros
Santa Inés, ruega por nosotros
Santa Cecilia, ruega por nosotros
Santa Teresa de Jesús, ruega por nosotros
Santa Rita, ruega por nosotros
Santa Catalina, ruega por nosotros
Santa Anastasia, ruega por nosotros
Santa Rosa de Lima, ruega por nosotros
Todas las santas Vírgenes, y Viudas, ruega por nosotros
Todos los santos y santas de Dios, intercedan por nosotros,

https://oracionesydevocionescatolicas.com/letania_santos.htm

The Shamrock suggests it was associated with Ireland from the start, but anything Catholic would have been called Irish. The postcard seems to be a joke.

>>520168847
1. It's almost never white kids
2. Kids can have fun without bothering me from dinnertime til late and demanding shit. Go fucking play elsewhere, don't knock on strangers doors and trash my garden like niggers.

You Australians should be so lucky. Halloween has been under assault for the last decade in America and it has completely changed. “Trunk or treat” faggot shit where people meet in a parking lot and have kids get candy out of prearranged car trunks, driving the kids everywhere, black teen taking your candy bowls. I would love a good white Halloween full of fun and festivities instead of the “All Niggers Eve” like we have now.

>>520169148
Yes Samhain and All Hallows Eve but what Halloween is these days is degeneracy, dress ups and diabetes as made popular by TV and film

>>520165362 (OP)
>Teach children not to take candy from strangers
>Except for one day of the year where it's encouraged to roam the streets in the dark and take candy from as many strangers as you can while wearing costumes that make you hard to identify
Behold, America

>>520169201
It's nearly always White kids. Are you some ethnic abomination living in the slums of shitney or hellbourne? I'm picturing you in some shitty little rental flat scowling as some lebs walk across your landlord's lawn which you've been stockholm'd into giving a shit about to bang on your screen door where you've left the wood door open and the lights on because you're too much of a cheap cunt to turn on the AC, which has tricked some innocent kids into thinking you aren't a cantankerous fuckwit and are instead participating in the event.

>>520169519
Gold coast, mate. And it's been like 80% jeets who seem to think everywhere in the west is america and angling for free shit.
And no, I make a point of turning off the porch light on halloween.

Side note: For some reason it's always skeleton costumes, like every time. Little brown cunts with white facepaint.

>>520169615
Uh huh. Then why are they drawn to your door, and how are they physically reaching it?

>>520169366
At least you still celebrate Bonfire Night, or Cracker Night as you call it.

>>520169201
>1. It's almost never white kids
That's because you live in a brown area. Where I live it's 95% white kids and a couple natives and filipinos.

>>520165362 (OP)
Might as well put a sign on your yard that says
>im an asshole, plz TP and egg my stupid house

>>520169712
Because there's fucking streetlights and they hit every house?
>>520169771
Cunt you live in the 51st US state, no shit you get halloween, you're irrelevant to this conversation.

>>520169895
You're leaving something important out here. Why your door, and do you not have a fence? Why?

>>520165362 (OP)
I fucking hate them.
We have no themed holidays.
Everything from Easter to Christmas is just a glorified long weekend. There's no culture, there's no celebration there's
NO
FUCKING
FUN

And you get these motherfuckers crying about WAAAAAH FUCKEN AMERICAN CULTURE AN SHEEEIIIIT IN MY AUSTRALIA
Swear to fucking God I wanna set their cars on fire, set up a deck chair, play some Serbian folk music at incredibly high volumes and when they come out of their homes to confront me I'll start screaming if Halloween looks fucking bad in comparison before I belt them over the head with a bottle of badel and introduce them to their new foreign influence as I shove my BOGAN BALKAN COCK UP THEIR FUCKING ARSES AND SHOOT MY ECTOPLASM OUT THEIR FUCKING MOUTHS I HATE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

But no seriously, I am seething because my biggest wish is to be ten years old going trick-or-treating in a small town in 1990's USA. I've longed for it since I was five.

I'm gonna get high, and go for a walk on Halloween night.
And take note of any signs.
It might be a week, it might be a month, it might be a year, but I'll fuck up their houses for their halloween scroogery at some point in the future.
Mark my fucking words.

>>520169895
>Cunt you live in the 51st US state
Well now it's personal. I hope some lebo brats set your house on fire (assuming the local aborigines don't steal their gasoline to huff it first) for not giving them candy.

strange that they assume its an amerislop thing when it was the irish and scots who brought it to amerikkka
and in americuck, isnt it just an excuse for young white girls to dress up slutty and get banged by niggers?

>>520165362 (OP)
I always found this faux-xenophobia between white people to be funny considering they are allowing even more strange non-whites to replace them. Especialy the europeans and the ausie/kiwi rivalries. The aussjes probably dont even care when jeets block the road and celebrate one of their own shit.

>>520169981
Based

>>520169941
Mate it's everyone's door, and we only do those shitty rotting wood fences on the side and back here, not front fences like in cq, you can see everyone's front door.

>>520169981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUFhaPRow3U
This is how I imagine every brogan, you're alright Bruce. Just do your own thing, maybe get together with friends if you're a normfag or shitpost with us all night.
The kids don't trick or treat over there?

>>520170029
why didn't they bring it to Australia? 50% of White Australians are Catholics or were.

>>520170061
>The kids don't trick or treat over there?
That is literally what the thread is about anon.

>>520170038
Do you own the property in your jeetified ghetto? Build a fence. Otherwise move. The sunshine coast is still affordable and actually has the demographics and lifestyle the gold coast did 20 years ago.

>>520168140
I stopped giving candy out a decade ago it's not a big deal people should know that you aren't participating if you don't have decorations out.
This shit peaked in the 90's like anon said. Now there's Mexicans lacing candy with fent.

>>520165362 (OP)
Halloween is Irish. And being as the Irish have infested the entire planet, you are allowed to celebrate Halloween in any country you like. I myself am part Irish and I bid you welcome.

P.S. They originally carved turnips not pumpkins

>>520165362 (OP)
Nothing some Krazy Glue on the doorknobs won't fix.

>>520170300

Australia was a penal colony. You'd think it would have been full of Irish.

>>520170419
>encouraging kids to spread Americana by force and saying it's from my country and not Mexico

shove your holiday

Nobody's feeling Halloween this year in my area

>>520170517
Trunk or treat is the new thing

>>520170454
It was full of Irish. there is something missing in your origin story.

>>520170599
Australia is anglo-celtic

>>520165362 (OP)
i dunno about the note but the clothes pin got me fucked up

>>520170559
There are exactly 3 houses with spooky pumpkins, and my stores have 1 singular cardboard box of purple themed Halloween candy bags

>>520170496
OI YEWV GOTTA LOISENCE FOR THAT PATRIOTISM!?
Get fucked cunt, you niggers give out is Your-Daughter Kebabs and you wanna play cultural stalwart.
Go vote for Mr Part-n-Parcel again.

>>520170559
i saw signs for it in a church parking lot

>>520169830
image was created to farm upvotes on reddit

>>520165566
Only nutjobs don't anon.

>>520166351
Mexicans and blacks destroyed halloween, they won.

>>520171868
I've watched Coco, looks pretty similar to me

>>520165875
why would you confine a flower to a pot you piece of shit?

>>520165362 (OP)
yet they're going to celebrate chinese new years like a national holiday

>>520168140
Whites would have found an easy solution to this problem. Wogs would complain online about an innocuous jewish holiday designed to part money from parents

literally don't partake. it's that easy
don't have your lights on so they don't ring your doorbell
or rig up a sound system that triggers on motion detection telling the kids something along the lines of "sorry lads no candy here, ran out"

or simply continue to be a nigger as your kind are wont to do

>>520165875
What do you think “trick or treat” means?

>>520165362 (OP)
Kids only came to my door once and I just laughed at them and told them to fuck off

>>520171277
>farmer updoots
>thank you for the gold kind stranger
Imagine being that pathetic.

>>520169416
It's like the Purge, we get it all done in one night and get it out of our system.

>>520165362 (OP)
I'm on board with the aus. Fck haloween this shit is st00pid aswell as every other holiday too.. but more importantly..

Women are the enemy that plays both sides.
All philosphies and systems will work if people cooperated and were fair, honest, reasonable, etc(overal good) with eachother.
But women are always dishonest, manipulative, uncooperative, selfish overall inherently evil.
They see men build something amazing and every single time they go and destroy what we've built and play victim to steal from it until it loses all of it's quality and becomes completely corrupt. They're parasites who will do anything to turn men against eachother.
They're the reason our competitive spirit sometimes goes overboard.
They're the reason a joke is taken too far.
They're the reason problems exist.
They're the reason wars exist.
Simps are just blinding themselves by playing along with them until so much damage is done that even the most pro-women guys eventually turn against women.
But by the time this finally happens they're now in the minority and are stuck dealing with other younger simps and women actively corrupting everything in their path.
Pretty soon the number of men who have suffered from this will grow so large that we will overthrow this faulty system all at once in every country but sadly we're in the worst times.
The ones who are currently 30-50 and younger will probably end up suffering the most until the number of sufferers grows so much as to become unignorable.
This is what happens when you believe women morons.
Record this in history and NEVER let it happen again.

>>520173212
>women are your real enemy, fellow whites

>>520166443
probably some problematic non-rule based order outliers

this country is owned and ran by irish and anglos whomst are blessed by the black sun
halloween, and everything that goes with it, is an ancient british tradition and is always going to be celebrated

Sick cunt, fuck anglokikes and their satanic bullshit

>>520165566
>>520165554
>>520165362 (OP)
Samhain is a Celtic/UK/European holiday

Why are Australians soooooo ass blasted about America? Is it their loss of guns, no free speech, COVID camps, or just general TALL POPPY SYNDROME?

>>520170454
>Australia was a penal colony
We never stopped being one. In fact, we became more of a prison as time has gone on. 'No fun allowed' is synonymous with living in Australia.

>>520165362 (OP)
>THIS IS AUSTRALIA NOT AMERICA
Australia is America. It's one of the most Americanized countries there is. That's a good thing, and it's not going to stop. Aussies have a duty to fully assimilate so they are asking for it when we annex them.

>>520173548
Samhain/October Bank Holiday (Lá Saoire Oíche Shamhna) is only a public holiday in Republic of Ireland. In UK we have Bonfire Night on the 5th November.

>>520165362 (OP)
>1pbtid
I fucking hate America around this time more than usual, you fucking infest the world with your shitty rootless marketing scheme holidays, designed to sell more shit, and you push that shit everywhere, we have fucking halloween advertisments all over the shopping catalogs, full of overpriced shit trying to appeal to kids, and rip off parents through them. Fuck you with your fucking "spooky" themes, and pumpkins, death to America! Anyone pushing Halloween shit should have their skull bashed in with a fucking pumpkin, fucking die.

>>520168140
>This shit just isn't done, here. But every year there's like a dozen kids out of the hundreds in the neighborhood who've been psyopped into thinking this shit is tolerated.
The irony is it's a holiday that's falling out of fashion here, mostly for safety reasons.

>>520169981
Based
>>520165362 (OP)
>we don’t celebrate that here
>everyone arounds you is celebrating it
That’s not how anything works. It’s just sad cunts who are mad that they missed out on the two best times in life to enjoy Halloween. The first is when you’re a kid and get to dress up as something cool, stay out late with your friends, and get free candy, the second time is late high school and college (uni) and all of the women around you are dressed up a sexy police officers, sexy firewomen, sexy skeletons, sexy baristas, sexy prostitutes, sexy chartered accountants, etc. and then you get drunk with them.

And Halloween isn’t a threat, what holidays whites really need to worry about are indians coming over and celebrating their demons by throwing shit at each other and garbage in the river.

>>520165875
>tootsie roll, singular
I'd trick your house too if you gave 1 single tootsie roll.

>>520167290
>Smash a pie
>Smash a tinnie
>Smash a pint glass over a cunts head

>>520169725
>Darwin, a shitpit crime ravaged city filled with abos and american military
>"cracker night"

>>520165362 (OP)
I don't mind if kids want to come to my door and get some lollies, but I have changed my doorbell to play the first 10 of this which will be a lot of fun for me
https://youtu.be/bYhX4q5MVnM?si=QjXvFYMhWzNzDgli

>>520165566
I liked it when I was young and all the girls would get dressed up in costumes.

>>520165362 (OP)
Australians got it right.
Halloween is satanic. Just go to a nice Christian harvest festival dance instead.

>>520175139
>Mutt’s Law Australians
So it’s not just Halloween then, y’all are already American

>>520165875
You chose trick

>>520168140
This post is the most cringe shit ever, and is why Australians are seen as miserable and antisocial. Stop whinging. Trick or treat is the smallest possible gesture you can make to contribute to your local community, but that’s too much effort. You can make it fun if you want and give your best lollies to white kids or if their mum’s hot

>>520168378
It is

>>520165362 (OP)
>a white holiday is where an aussie draws the line
kek, grim

>>520165362 (OP)
C O L O N I Z E D

>>520165875
get tricked a lil bit

>>520171008
C'mon man, we all know it doesn't matter who you vote for these days. Maybe none of the days it did.

>>520167290
murican here. we actually did bring halloween to the small town i lived in back in 2002-3, thinking back about it now. we were the only americans basically and i guess my folks wanted to make it a thing and did. whoops

also helped turn the mardigras into a minor thing into a major thing in the town as well, whoops lol

>>520170454
now rewrite that comic and include bongs being arrested about wearing certain clothes and other minor day to day things

>>520165362 (OP)
>Kangaroo Jockeys
Irrelevant island