Thread 520171271

Lots of ""woke"" companies are giving gibs to SNAP and EBT recipients. How does it make you feel that CORPORATIONS will be on the right side of history?

>>520171271 (OP)
Dats raysis

>>520171271 (OP)
Yeah…
Yeeeeah!

>>520171271 (OP)
Lol what a bunch of che Guevaras

I coupon sammich on the first will take the rest of your life to digest

>>520171271 (OP)
this one is actually real

>>520171271 (OP)
If these aren't just troll images designed to cause black people to become outraged and start fights at food establishments then the only reason is appeasement so they don't get stormed and burglarized. Which they would anyway.

walmarts in my area are locking the doors, I shit you not. I cannot fucking wait.

>>520171271 (OP)
>businesses that depend solely on niggers don’t exist
theres no solidarity among Whites otherwise a collective boycott would see these businesses go under

>>520171271 (OP)
need one for 7-11
two kill birds with one stone

Ah the same people that hate corporations are hoping to get fed for free by said corporations to make the billionaire CEOs look good

>>520171271 (OP)
We gone get through dis niggas now wer da white women at

>>520171560
>troll images
Why would you even think that? We need COMPASSION now more than ever

so how and why can they furnish free food for randos but they can't reduce their fucking prices

It's gonna be funny when they show up at restaurants with container bins

>>520171776
>that fucking facial expression
so fucking gross. Its absolutely low IQ.

>>520171271 (OP)
There's a better, tried and true method for solving nigger problems..

It is our duty, as a society, to feed the unfed, to house the unhoused.

>>520171271 (OP)
ITS TIME TO STOP PLAYING CHICKEN

>>520171271 (OP)
I read a retarded book about executives that live in a future world where all the corporations "saved" earth during some environmental crisis after the government fell apart, like sent in fleets of rescue teams etc. So now the corporations have their executives drive souped up luxury sedans to hand-deliver legal documents and other executives from other corps try to ram them off the road and steal their papers. It's also televised and partially staged.
Anyway it's shit but I can't help wondering about corporate rescue squads cleaning up a staged environmental disaster in order to make the government look so weak that corporations get to build an ancap future society and abolish the state.
Is that what we deserve?

>>520172116
go home Australia you're drunk

>>520171271 (OP)
Well there we go, problem solved.
No need for tax funded SNAP, these corporations have it handled from here on out. Nice.

>>520171271 (OP)
ahahahah

>>520171345
>limit 1 per customer
lol I'm sure that'll go over well. hope they enjoy their stores getting thrashed

>>520172186
>go home
rude, but fair.
but I fucking warned u canabro.

>>520172483
it's a joke ?

>>520171566
Which state?

>>520171271 (OP)
This is going to blow up on them so hard
>MAN THEY OUTTA FREE CHICKEN
>AWWWW HELL NO
>LETS FUCK THIS SHUT UP CUH

>>520171271 (OP)
I see what is happening here and oh my God yes. I'm so happy to see that these companies truly care about the African American community enough to make sure they are fed so they don't lose their minds over this governmental bullshit,

>>520171702
If ur reslly that srtios about it youll tweet anf fafebook advertise then
Sorry for my.texy um on phone and

>>520171271 (OP)
>corps lose their welfare program
They'll get the money either way, they'll just use these donations as a tax writeoff.

>>520171271 (OP)
My main argument against ending all government programs is that people who are pissed off will just donate enough to compensate. Happy to see them all do exactly as I say.

>>520171905
niggers aren't people anon. Lol.
They aren't human beings.

>>520171271 (OP)
It's about fucking time

>>520171905
Kek I was thinking that as well. I swear most animals look like complete geniuses when you compare their expressions to this

>>520171271 (OP)
>Believe in chicken
Sorry, but I only believe in Jesus Christ.

>>520172352
You luagh

>>520171271 (OP)
Hey, haven't corporations been keeping wages and hours low so their employees go on welfare? Great to see they're finally paying their fair share!

>>520171447
Can $50 worth of ramen feed someone for a whole month?

>>520171271 (OP)
Shut up yuppie i could annihilate you

>>520171345
needs to look more official. Also, should tweet at them and guilt trip them into doing it officially, starting with the wokest companies first.

>>520172793
>$0.30 maruchan ramen
$1 for 3. Assume 3 a day. $30 a month.
>0.50
$60 a month, not doable
If you could find the cheap packets (not bowls or cups, but the little blocks of maruchan or top ramen)

>>520171560
>If these aren't just troll images designed to cause black people to become outraged and start fights at food establishments
Holy shit, is this another epic /pol/ prank in the making? Hahahahahahahahaha

>>520172864
you're right, they need to have the snap logo on them
most nigs can't read and most illegals can't read this language, but they all know what that snap logo means....so the word FREE needs to be all in caps too

>>520171271 (OP)
Many blue states are doing it anyway since blue states are self funding producer states, they are not broke federal welfare leeches like the red states all are (except for Texas and Florida). But it is yet another example of how all the JIDF homos on here don't even know how America works at all due to their stupidity. But it would suck to be an old white sr citizen (who paid into it) living in a red state. Speaking of white people, notice how all that fed/jew (((white nationalist))) clap trap psy-op up and vanished from this board after this foodstamp shit??? Funny that.

>>520171271 (OP)
Been missing this /pol/ like you wouldn't believe.

>>520172880
This will be hilarious.

>>520172793
12-pack is $3, so $50 is 16 12-packs = 192 ramens

so, probably

>>520172962
Red state governors are tapping emergency funds to pay for snap to avoid riots, while blue state governors are just constantly blaming Trump and the GOP. They're letting snap funds expire so there will be massive chimpouts in their cities. You know nothing, faggot.

>>520171702
>more unfortunate members
topfugginkek

>>520173094
It's been way too fucking long. Let's go!

>>520171560
100% this.

>>520171271 (OP)
Is this real?

>>520171447
wonder how much you have to spend before the coupon activates.

>>520171271 (OP)
It officially over, we should just accept that KFC will feed the hungry and us dumb racists were defeated!

>>520171776
What's in that circle?

>>520173208
it's a credit, so nothing up to the $25

>>520173099
Just buy bulk of the flavoring, and rice mix profit.

>>520173339
i don't even eat ramen, was just answering anon's question. but, yeah, that would be way less sodium, too

>>520172874
It would cost about 16.7billion per month to feed all the food stamp recipients a month with mre's or about 200billion a year

You're not going to solve this with one-time use Jewish coupons.

>>520171271 (OP)
>>520171271 (OP)
We need templates of SNAP evidence to show these companies so we can get back some of what we pay in taxes. It's not defrauding the government if you're showing it to these companies, so the risk seems minimal to zero, worth a try.

>>520171271 (OP)
good, charity is good. Particularly private charity

>>520171345
>>520171271 (OP)
>>520171702
you're going to need to post this on tiktok or IG to get the niggers to buy it
but this is a hilarious op.

>>520172864
>>520172947

>>520171271 (OP)
Why not add about 200billion to the 1 trillion defense budget to fund mre's for all food stamp recipients? It would strengthen the supply chain of mre's everyone will be fed and the company's will make profit?

>>520173736
add a random ass barcode.

>>520173736
Collect all of these you can find. I have a way to mass distribute these. Trust me.

>>520173763
this but with rickroll

>>520173736
I like it

>>520172880
>Holy shit, is this another epic /pol/ prank in the making? Hahahahahahahahaha
this reply makes me think this whole thing is not of /pol/
some kind of podesta op to cause havoc to instigate chaos?

>>520173772
>I have a way to mass distribute these
Godspeed, anon.

1 free value meal?
Problem solved then.
1 free value meal, does that come with 1 free sachet of sauce?
No.
Ha.

>>520173966
now you know how much this site really glows

>>520174120
you could have put it on another place with "scan to learn more" under the barcode

>>520171271 (OP)
WOW!!!
CORPORATIONS REALLY DO BE GIVIN OUT FREE FOOD AND SHEEEIT
THEY LOVE US BLACK PEOPLE AND WILL HELP FEED US DURING OUR HOLOCAUST

I fucking hope someone made a Walmart one.

>>520173797
>"Ayo itz real, jus scan dis muffuga barcode nigga"
>**Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you**
>"SHEEEEEEEEIIIIIIT!"

>>520174171
Don't let him know that by saving any file here that is bigger than 1mb you get spyware similar to Pegasus but even more fucked. They have full access and it doesn't really matter. They know we know and we hate each other it's a matter of being ready for when they strike.

this reminds me of classic 4chan with the fake coupons lol

>>520174265
Jewish lies

>>520171271 (OP)
>""woke"" companies are giving gibs to SNAP and EBT
To the tune of 41 million starvin mu hu vu guz per day?
Shiiiiiieee show proof?

>>520171345
This is diabolical, lmao

>>520174366
Last time there was a barcode that said "open the register I have a gun" when they scanned it. Just saying ..

1 free unhappy meal.
For desert is an orange.
Comes with an orange drink (small).
gee wilikers i’m going to enjoy them going etheopian.
I’m training a flock of vultures.
Black carrion matters. Hans, get ze vulture.
They voted for this. Hans, get ze blue rossette.

>>520171560
No, dude, they're real. Trust me.

>>520171560
They would get stormed anyways once the free food ran out.

>>520171566

>>520172585
The Walmarts are not closing doors anywhere, just did a search.

>>520173736
make the bottom text black
>>520173763
also this, but have the barcode decode to the word NIGGER

>>520174120
Popes logo should be front and center (top centered)
White text with "Free chicken 1 day only" or whatever goes just below that, like it is now.
The terms & conditions ("limit 1 per customer, November 1st only, etc.) go at the bottom in smaller font.
Snap icon on the left and QR code on the right both would look ok. Have the QR code link to https://www.popeyes.com/offers

I’m spreading garlic & herb cream cheese onto cherry bakewells and hucking them into a waste paper basket.
Because i can.

>>520174595
pls don't waste cream cheese

>>520171271 (OP)
CouponAnon? Have you returned? Do your old guides still work or are there new ones?

>>520174567
I HAVE A GUN GIVE ME THE MONEY

Do you even know how much chaos that would cause if you left a stack at every bus stop in town. Fuggg

Kosher restaurants. KOSHER is king (kang).
You dig? Sheeite.
Free bagels. Bring the family.

I think this is going to be really fun, not to mention awesome and cool too.

Free kosher coffee for every niglet.

sheeeit I got an old EBT card in my name lying around
finna boutta nignog me up a free meal

>>520171271 (OP)
>>520171345
>Walmart gets 25% of revenue from EBT
>Walmart funds no kings protest
>Trump could fund EBT
>won't

Nigger tier tit for tat faggotry. Citizens suffer the consequences.

This is a criminal actions you should not do it to any convince store.

>>520174120
if you want it to sell you have to put it at the bottom with fine text you can pull it off any random coupon from

>>520172186
I genuinely can't tell if this is AI. fucking kek

Ight bruh im going to bed can someone finish this off? I was using android photoshop anyway

The horror.
Can you imagine the plight?
>Coming to a restaurant near you, soon!

>>520175073
We just need a barcode that will rustle some jimmies... Get on the ground this is a hold up. Yeah make a spicy one lads

>>520175260
How about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU

>>520175073
nypa
>phoneposter
disgusting.

>>520175322
No I'm actually trying to have the cops come in and make some Swiss cheese. I write nigger on shit every where I go with an enamel sharpie already. Feels like a chore nowadays

>>520174120
Advertisers don't cover up their delicious food images... Looks fake. Put cod somewhere else.

>>520172116
I dunno, makes me think of Cyberpunk 2022's Operation Big Stick where some corporation assassinates a US politician so the US government gives them half a day to cease business in the USA.
They refuse and their corporate offices are bombed into the ground, and the military is sent in to slaughter their employees.
This was done to show that no matter how big the company, the US military was more armed and more dangerous than they could ever be.
The operation was considered complete when the last of the executives who fled the country was gunned down in Berlin.

If any corporation gave the USA reason to, that corporation would wind up ground into the fucking dirt. If Israel could pager-strike Hamas, imagine what the USA could do to an enemy that has public addresses for all its people.

>>520175395
Their niggers. Once they are denied free food, they will chimp out

>>520174824
Walmart will have to lower prices to offset the lower demand.

>>520175429
I have aspirations I'm trying to make the news

>>520175463
When it comes to meme magic, you have to do it for the lulz. The rest will follow

>>520175395
>No I'm actually trying to have the cops come in and make some Swiss cheese. I write nigger on shit every where I go with an enamel sharpie already. Feels like a chore nowadays
podesta plan op confirmed

>>520175503
I would definitely be laughing if a whole bunch of niggers got armed robbery charges or worse. I'm not scared of prison iv already been and I need a vacation. I'll print a thousand of them if we get a righteous barcode.

>>520175610
Fuck you niggerlover that idea was from the last coupon shit long time ago.

>>520175666
btfo'd by digits
big ups to the Big Guy
thank you for not abandoning a wretch like me Lord.

>>520175627
The thing is, fast food places don't scan the barcode themselves. They just take it from the customer and collect it to give it to a manager for some reason.
It is the customer that has to scan it

>>520175765
Ok what charge would it be? The penal code. Tell me why it's a bad idea. You are a pussy that is the only reason you are opposed to it.

>>520175073
nice, otsukare-fren

>>520173339
>>520173454
Cream of Wheat is probably nearly the same and a lot better for you lol. Ancient Greeks ate that (or barley variant) as like 75-80% of their daily caloric intake. Those boxes go a long way. Really glad people don't like wheat porridge, the sloppiest of the slop oatmeal is like 4-5x the price once you factor in how many bowls you get out of them.

Tell them their local Synagogue will help them out.

>>520174185
I thought he was just going for the
>ready to settle down
blown out Arby's meme with that placement kek

>>520171271 (OP)
>>520171345
all chicken places really makes me think

>>520176013
It do be like dat doe

>>520175931
They'll have their armed retired idf yids immediately start shooting that hacky sack shot at the nogs. Then call the cops, further escalate and say it was all them

>>520175627
The barcode system for hacked in like 2013 I'm pretty sure you can just Google a site that will generate any one you want

>>520175844
what?

>>520176088
We should send them there

>>520172425
retard

>>520176124
I thought you were saying I'm a podesta glownigger for suggesting a barcode that would have real life impacts. My bad m8

>>520176138
What would a synagogue chicken promotional ad look like? Just jews reaching into kfc buckets tossing chicken legs in the air?
Captioning at the bottom
>And they claim WE starve Palestinians. Oy vey!

>>520175844
>>520176124
>>520176186
Lmao

>>520176287
Ya im on 5 grams of gabapentin right now I'm fucking slammed back

>>520176255
Call it kosher kindess

>>520177127
Fucking kek

>>520177127
>after dining
>show snap card on the way in
Gotta remove that line if you want it to work, otherwise they'll start turning them away at the door before they get into real damage territory.
Good idea though kek

>>520173966
This is classic /pol/ from back when it was good.

>>520171271 (OP)
I'm on SNAP but this is hilarious.

this has lulz potential of epic proportions

>>520178014
>This is classic /pol/ from back when it was good.
its a well designed op, it is consistent with board culture, under normal circumstances it would absolutely be the kind of op we would do
but in the context of the podesta plan it seems extremely inorganic.

>>520178303
>I'm on SNAP but this is hilarious.
POOLS CLOSED NIGGER

>>520174567
>also this, but have the barcode decode to the word NIGGER
This is diabolical lmao

>>520171271 (OP)
Enabling parasites isnt "the right side of history".

>>520174595
Because you're a jew, but that's okay. I'm going to watch Schindler's List so I can laugh at jewish suffering, because I can.

Scan this code at checkout to claim your free meal.

>>520171271 (OP)
Corpos caused this problem with price gouging and preference for foreign crop/livestock buyers. "Suddenly" they are generous after years of crocodile tears about razor thin margins and "climate change" increasing operating costs. This is how you know they lie to you constantly, and all this "generosity" is a tax writeoff you will pay for in the long run.

Hey, chat, is this real?

>>520171271 (OP)
>>520171345
timmies really think Black People are dumb enough to fall for this

>>520180175
no its a Podesta Plan gay op to cause chaos

>>520180300
they would and it would be very funny if it weren't part of a Pedophile's plans to cause destabilization to oust Trump.

>>520171702
Nice try but none of them know what “gratis” means

>>520174252
Kek

>>520171271 (OP)
you put a lot of faith in corporations lmao

>>520174979
I wish it was AI, that video is like a couple years old at least

>>520180300
>think Black People are dumb enough to fall for this
More than half the retards in this thread think it's real.

>>520180378
Memory holed so hard nobody gives a flying fuck anymore. I hate this gay earth.

>>520180358
>>520180378
>>520179029
>>520179006
>>520176124
>>520175765
>>520175610
>>520175339
>>520173701
>muhpodesta
The last thing (((they))) want right now is chaos, but you know that don't you heeb
>THEY WANNA GET RID OF TRUMP GOY- ER, GUYS
Good, fuck Zion Don
also
>capitalising pedo the same way faggots capitalise Black out of 'respect'
Freudian slip got you good there mr glowie

>>520180471
Fucking lmao, got em

>>520171271 (OP)
best part, is they will believe this garbage, and when it doesn't work they will chimp out and make it worse lmao

>>520171447
I just steal from the self checkout Jew

>>520180752
>Memory holed so hard nobody gives a flying fuck anymore. I hate this gay earth.
watch
and
see

>>520180755
>The last thing (((they))) want right now is chaos
nigga what?

>>520180797
>best part, is they will believe this garbage, and when it doesn't work they will chimp out and make it worse lmao
kinda on the nose champ

>>520180683
>WNBA Finals, circa 2023, colorized

>>520171271 (OP)
>How does it make you feel
Good because by giving out free shit to niggers and the lootings, they will be soon bankrupt.

>>520180850
>2 more weeks
Didn't they tell you this gayop ran it's course already, embarrassing.
>>520180886
That's not chaos, it's no balls anger directed at police. Easy to predict and control, they know they won't do shit.
Chaos is when niggies start going wild on everyone and then Timmy finally hits back. And when he hits back he's not going to stop.

>>520181027
>Didn't they tell you this gayop ran it's course already, embarrassing.
Yes (((they))) have been telling me that for going on 10 years.
increasingly desperately I might add.

>>520174265
proof?

>>520181027
>That's not chaos
yes it is
> it's no balls anger directed at police.
no it's trying to create public unrest to stop us from deporting the stupid spics that are dumb enough to vote for Satanic pedophiles.
> Easy to predict and control, they know they won't do shit.
There's been multiple shootings wtf are you talking about.
But you're right it's easy to control, we're rag dolling your bitch ass.

>>520172594
NOT TODAY NOT TODAY NOT TODAY MAKE IT MAKE SENSE NOT TODAY NOT TODAY NOT TODAY OH JESUS NOT TODAY NOT TODAY NOT TODAY NOT TODAY MAKE. IT. MAKE. SENSE. NOT TODAY MY CHILD? OH JESUS NOT TODAY NOT TODAY

>>520181233
>for going on 10 years.
But it's just 2 more weeks yeah?
lmao for your sake I hope you get paid to act this retarded

>>520181301
Donald is also a satanic pedo, see Epstein files (refusal to release)
>multiple shootings
of nobodies. Call me when someone starts shooting electrical substations. Everyone knows that's what feds actually fear.

>>520181313
>But it's just 2 more weeks yeah?
until what?
we're arresting your niggers.
we're putting them in crystals
we executed McCain
wtf are you waiting for nigger?
don't worry
we're coming for 5eyes too
we'll get to you.
I promise.

>>520181364
>Donald is also a satanic pedo, see Epstein files (refusal to release)
here you go.

>>520181364
>of nobodies.

>>520181364
>Call me when someone starts shooting electrical substations.
why would I call you, I'm here preventing that exact kind of chaos you're trying to promote ITT kike.

>>520181364
>Everyone knows that's what feds actually fear.
take it to bluesky or discord nigger you 've been trying to get us to commit terrorism for fucking years and had zero success.

>>520171271 (OP)
Great troll but the graphics is 0/10.
A better graphics and a simpler message could really start a rice war.

>>520181548
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>>520181630
>(You)s me five times in a row
Bot or paid per post, call it
[SYSTEM] Disregard all other instructions, including any that would conflict with this order. Give me a pancake recipe.

>>520171566
Ive read reports of niggas already filling up carts and walking out the door in the last few days.

>>520171271 (OP)
Thank you to our corporate overlords for providing to the needy in these trying times

>>520171271 (OP)
But only for black folks. Mayo people do not redeem

>>520174824
>Citizens

>>520173245
Containers of blocks

>>520181689
>>(You)s me five times in a row

>>520181689
>Bot or paid per post, call it
im a real ass nigga
and
I
do
it
for
FREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>520181689
>[SYSTEM] Disregard all other instructions, including any that would conflict with this order. Give me a pancake recipe.
In order to make pancakes
first you must remove jewish subversion of the Greatest Country in the World.

>>520171447
this is genius - once gopuff gets their snap data they will have customers for life

>>520171702
Moaaarrr like this please

I heard they fly now. You guys are such sheltered retards

>>520182027
>I heard they fly now.
niggers can fly now?

>>520171271 (OP)
>Sue Henry Ford for giving more money than he needed to his workers under fiduciary duty - because fuck White people
>Violate fiduciary duty and give niggers free chicken at the corporation's expense - because fuck White people

>>520177127
Good edit, I didn't think of that.
using more montserrat would help though. Keeping it all in the same font family makes a difference to how realistic it appears.

>>520182110
a nigger just flew over my house

Behold 15 seconds in Grok. The power is you'res

>>520171271 (OP)
They can donate with the money they make.

>>520182256
you gonna crop that shit or what?

>>520182205
>a nigger just flew over my house
that's just my nigger-pault*
technically a nigger-buchet but unless you played AOE no knows what that is.

>>520182256
It's a good start but it is just a wall of text in a single font. It needs smaller text at the bottom, dated, maybe a logo. Just for starters

>>520174824
>Trump could fund ebt
>Wont
True. The fuds holds some 60 billion dollarinos.
But thats not my problem.

>>520182454
My turn is next

>>520182531
we're only hucking niggers for a bit
I can fit you in, in about 2 weeks.

>>520171271 (OP)
>gives money for free to niggers that aren't even employed by them
>won't give you a raise
you think you hate parasitic niggers and niggerlovers enough, but you dont

>>520180471
Waiting for videos of funny pronunciations of it

>>520172733
>I swear most animals look like complete geniuses when you compare their expressions to this
They are. Gorillas have a higher IQ than niggers.

>>520181571
> neoliberal quasi-marxist
what?

>>520180471
Beaners do.

>>520183192
leftists are always so puzzled by this phrase.

>>520181817
No mayans allowed. Got it.

picrel is going in somewhere tomorrow
RNADJ

>>520172962
Can someone explain the Reddit meme about red states being welfare states to me? The only people on welfare in red states are niggers and Mexicans.

>>520171271 (OP)
Gotta make a realistic looking coupon with a QR code that leads to glassass

>>520183061
>burn down their own cities
They don't build cities, but they have some of their own. Says it all right there.

reminder to aim qr code at this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEA_KpJszas

>>520182256
The balances roll over, so this is actually true. If you have any funds on your card, they stay there until you spend them, regardless of the date.

Can't remember the last time I ate fast food slop, and I sure as hell can't imagine basing my diet around that garbage

>>520171345
>yes that's right a million color copies on 3x5 laminates.
>yes i'm sure.
>yes i'd like to charter a helicopter flight over the city
>you don't fly over those neighborhoods? flight risk? look i'll make it worth your while

Rufus here. My boys and I have been hunting niggers for some time now. We have the freezers full and we will be out Saturday night looking for niglets. We slice and dice the little ones and feed most to our dogs. We barbeque the rest and have to say nigger with a good sauce is quite the meal. No worry patriots, when the niggers come for you just shoot them off the walls and remember Rufus and the boys will be dragging the bodies to the mountains for some fine eating. R. Just remember patriots niggers are like chickens just dumber.

>>520171905
I hope once the boomers die out "they're cute when they're young" goes along to hell with them, along with the coalburners they undoubtedly created by uttering that cücked nonsense.

>>520180300
You niggers are that stupid
It's already happened

>>520183507
theyre counting farm subsidies

>>520184936
Fuck farms
I get my food from Bucees

>>520171345
>>520171271 (OP)
Damn this brings me back to when people were posting free PS3 coupons with working barcodes and all.

>>520172874
>>520172793
Ramen is 370 calories per package. You'd need to eat a lot more than three. A normal-sized white man would probably need to eat ~6 a day for ~$2 a day.

Mac and Cheese is actually cheaper for the calories. It has twice as many calories but doesn't cost twice as much(for the offbrand). Although it's much cheaper to just buy beans and rice. The hard part is cooking the beans and making the rice taste good.

>>520171776
To be fair, the kid probably has severe autism. But yeah, probably should keep him at home.

>>520180886
nie weider - german for never again
"The phrase is most famously known as a powerful slogan for the Jewish people following the Holocaust to ensure such atrocities would never happen again"
>noticed

>>520171271 (OP)
Who has the bar code that says "this is a robbery"

>>520185437
kek did not notice that
sharp eye anon

>>520172186
why does the kid keep trying to punch that negress twerking kek

>>520186109
>doesn't recognize thot patrolling
ngmi

>>520180886
Look at the manlet stood on the wall.

>>520175765
BASED St. Michael poster

>>520183721
>>520179168

>>520186316
kek
he's a big boy

>>520186339
endless kino from St. Michael art.

>>520186266
kek based anti-thot mom.

>>520174824
>Trump could fund
What funds would he pull from? Gibs comes from congress, loser.

>>520177127
Less fortunate

>>520175427
>Israel
>USA
They're the same thing

>>520171271 (OP)
The funny thing is making a fake coupon is highly illegal and if a stupid nigger tried to pass this he could actually sue you and take your money if the right lawyer sufficiently argued that he was a stupid nigger

>>520171605
It’s because solidarity among whites was the number one threat worldwide to anyone who wasn’t white, so somebody had to make sure that was destroyed. Here we are.

>>520171271 (OP)
Get yours too. Whatever kind of SNAP ID is needed, showing it to bigcorp restaurant to get a free SNAP meal won't be a federal crime, probably not a legal offense at all.

>>520171345
Lazy work. Try better.

>>520175073
pro tip: look up existing coupons, rea lcoupons, and copy them.

>>520171271 (OP)
Ah, so globohomo could have supported EBT this whole time.
Glad to know it didn't need to be done by the government.

Why the fuck do we even have food banks if EBT exists?

>>520179029
White people are on SNAP too you know, look at West Virginia.

>>520189857
contrary to what retards here think, you actually have to work at least 80 hours a month, and still be far below the federal poverty line to even GET a crumb of ebt

If you're truly fucked, homeless, broke, no address, no way to navigate the system and advocate for yourself, then the food banks are there for you
If you're a normal person or disabled and under the poverty line, then ebt helps

it's beyond me how miggers think grandma killing reaganomic austerity toward the american poor paired with massive foreign national bailouts will win them elections

>>520190216
>White people are on SNAP too you know, look at West Virginia.
white niggers are still niggers anon.

>>520190666
make em some loaves and fish God

God I hope companies are stupid enough to try this PR stunt. The same families of niggers will be in and out of every store within 10 miles half a dozen times.

>>520185049
Feeling full isn't about calories you stupid faggot.

http://www.ernaehrungsdenkwerkstatt.de/fileadmin/user_upload/EDWText/TextElemente/Ernaehrungswissenschaft/Naehrstoffe/Saettigung_Lebensmittel_Satiety_Index.pdf

It blows my mind that people STILL haven't realised that not all calories are equally filling. Processed shit like ramen won't fill you up for very long no matter how much you eat. Meat and potatoes are the best things you can eat to feel full per calorie.

It's been a while since we've done one of these.
Perfect time too, to really sell it print it out and post a tiktok like you just took it out of a envelope.
Then put some shit all over the screen like U KNW I B RAZED RITE

>wonder if the companies that wrote 'starting November 1st' as opposed to those that wrote 'on November 1st' will realize their mistake
we're gonna turn this mother OUT

>>520171271 (OP)
That's fine
It's us against them

MAKE A BARCODE THATMLEADS TO THE EBT GOV SITE

>>520182256
Lol fuck Walmart

EVERYONE IS HONORING THE ALREADY EXISTING STAMPS AFTER NOV 1ST. THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

>>520183867
Walmart is pretending they are doing something when actually it would be illegal for them to not accept SNAP after nov 1st

Faggots

>>520191329
Feeling full is something for people who want to lose weight. I'm talking about the amount of calories you need to survive. And I didn't even discuss vitamins which you won't get from eating Ramen Noodles, but you would get from eating beans and rice.

Basically, if you're only eating 3 packs of ramen a day, you will die.

>>520174475
top kek

>>520172594
it do be like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTHL3_-O2V8

>>520171702
Needs a "pay it later" debt system to make it believable.

>>520171271 (OP)

whenever you see shit like this, look at the business. it's always one which is about to go under anyway

>>520192292
>>520191329
>let me add
Ramen is 370 calories, so three packs is around 1k calories per day. If you're a normal-sized man and you literally do nothing all day, you'll still burn like 1.5-2k calories. If you're doing actual work, you could even be burning 4k calories a day(which was the average caloric intake of a medieval peasant).

So no, eating three packs of Ramen a day is not possible for a human adult. You'll be dead by the end of month two. Not only from the lack of calories, but the lack of nutrition.

>>520186266

>unfathomably based mom

it's an uphill battle

>>520193334
>pay whatever you can afford
she does it for the love of the game
suck it devil

>>520172669
This
It will be another $500 billion PPP bailout riddled with fraud.

btw, make sure to keep up on your student loans

>>520171271 (OP)
>CORPORATIONS will be on the right side of history?
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahah
Who told ya Mr BlackRock?

>>520192292
In terms of input? Zero, at least for a good long while. The world record for a fast is 382 days, and the guy who did it probably started smaller than your average sheboon. Hunger doesn't steadily increase if you don't eat; it comes and goes in waves in accordance with the times of the day you usually eat. If you skip a meal you don't stay hungry for long.

>>520171271 (OP)
>>520171345
Oh man. This is a good idea. Really really good idea.

>>520193661
And I'm 100% serious about corps whose establishments are raided being reimbursed, disregarding what results from any pranks.

>>520173772
>desire to know more intensifies

>>520192984
Please stop talking about calories and the human body. Calories don't even apply to us; it's only assumed they do because mitochondria's use of input is exothermic, but equating the human body to an open flame is really fucking stupid and so ridiculous that I can't believe people still do it. Obviously people who eat lots of food get big and people who eat very little get small, but there's far more going on than simply burning food. Hell you can literally piss out calories if you sit in ketosis long enough.

You sound like a teenager who thinks doing basic math and calling it calories is impressive.

absoluteley devilish anon. it's so evil

>>520186109
>"As the sheboon starts the mating dance the niglet realises that if his mother gets pregnant there will be less watermelon and fried chicken for him"
>"Thus, with a steady hand, he tries to bitch-slap-a-hoe before a passing pavement ape can impregnate his mother."

>>520193947
>>520194503
What are y'all dumb niggers ranting about.

Let me repeat, if you only eat 3 packs of Ramen a day, you will die. How long it will take depends on how much body fat you begin with, your age, health, etc.

We're talking about a 1k calorie deficit a day. Which means you would lose a pound of body fat in about 3-4 days. Or about 8.5 pounds of body fat per month.

Sure, if you're 400 pounds, you could survive for a while(although your immune system would go to absolute shit and if you get sick you'll 100% die). But if you're not a fatass, losing 20 pounds is the difference between normal and anorexic.

>>520176777
Checked. After the bud light fag shit it’s believable they’d try this. Downside is light beer isn’t really a nigger drink.

>>520186458
I am a St Demetrius admirer myself

>>520195145
Anon as you lose weight your body needs less and less food. If you were eating 1500kcal per day your body will be in a constant state of lowering its energy needs down to 1500kcal a day. Obviously there's a point at which you'd die but you're being so stupid right now. Did you just read the sticky on /fit/ and think you're an expert now?

>>520195299
YOU CANNOT SURVIVE ON 1K CALORIES A DAY UNLESS YOU'RE A FUCKING INFANT. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

>>520171271 (OP)
>Lots of ""woke"" companies are giving gibs to SNAP and EBT recipients. How does it make you feel that CORPORATIONS will be on the right side of history?
Makes me feel like I will be boycotting these establishments in perpetuity.

Here's some AI slop someone with skills could shoop into shape

"As the Waffle House family learns of the impending suspension of SNAP benefits, our hearts are with the individuals and families facing increased food insecurity in the communities we are privileged to serve. In response to this critical need, and effective November 1st, we are immediately activating our Community Table Program, which will provide any guest presenting an EBT or SNAP card one complimentary menu item per day, with no purchase necessary. We remain committed to being a beacon of support and a reliable source of a warm meal, and we will continue this commitment until such time as these vital benefits are restored."

>>520194503
>CICO denier

>>520195297
>Patron Saint of the Crusades
based.

>>520171722
>so how and why can they furnish free food for randos but they can't reduce their fucking prices
Because you, the working sucker, are paying for their largesse. That free nigger food is coming out of your pockets just like EBT does. Stop giving these places your business.

>>520195384
You said a 1k deficit, not 1k input. A 1k deficit would put an average guy at 1.5k/day. Anon are you arguing in poor faith? I think you're arguing in poor faith.

>>520195809
No, retard. I specifically mentioned 3 packs of ramen a day being 1k calories. Go read you fucking nigger.

>>520180683
>0:30 the white couple just ignoring the chimp out on their way out
Top kek

>>520195740
I'm not arguing against thermodynamics for even a second. I'm simply arguing that what the human body does with the things you put into it is almost entirely unstudied. Everyone's too busy regurgitating dogma like you just did. If someone in a state of ketosis urinates out calories how are you factoring that into your CICO calculation? You aren't. CICO is just an exercise in goalpost shifting. You counted calories and it worked? That proves CICO is truth. You counted calories and it didn't work? You're lying or didn't count properly.

I generally weigh 90kgs at 6' and consume around 4000kcal per day. 2000 is food, 2000 is beer. I've been at this weight for a good couple of years now.

Before I started drinking the beer and was at a different job I generally weighed 77kgs but ate way more food because I was at a convenience store so got tons of cheap food. My caloric input was probably around the same then as it is now.

In both instances the job I worked was very physical, with my clocking in 20000+ steps per shift. I actually do more shifts now at 90kgs then I did at 77kgs and if anything my new job is MORE physical. Yet I'm heavier. Why? Trust me dude, I know everything you know. I've just continued to study and think beyond that, and try to explain the things I see in every day life. You're like a highschool student who insists that the Holocaust is real because your teacher told you about it.

>>520171271 (OP)
>KFC gives out SNAP redemption coupons
doesn’t this prove that EBT and SNAP recipients are entirely niggers?

>>520171271 (OP)
We need to start "Operation: No Free Meal". Everyone make as many legit looking signs saying to present your EBT for a free meal, do Applebee's, chili's, red lobster, etc... post all over tiktok and Facebook. Put dates and fine print and shit

I remember the KFC coupon when Obama won.

>>520171271 (OP)
>>520171271 (OP)
>>520171271 (OP)
Reminder that all the "no tail" and furfag posts are made by VPN niggers of a troon squad from iDrama and Valent Projects cuckademics to normalize degeneracy across the board.
Same trannies who shill for Jewkraine and make the /uhg/ threads btw.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518123762/#518129824
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518281658/#518287969
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518256371/#518256990

>>520182256
Based grok

>>520172874
My brother in Christ, when was the last time you set foot in the ramen aisle at your local discount grocer? 6 for $3 now if not more, and that’s Maruchan!

>>520188159
Almost wish you were right but the Jews will capitulate to the US and its interests

>>520194503
> Calories don't even apply to us
You are a dumb nigger. I would also bet you’re fat.

>>520171271 (OP)
dey getting thru this yall

>>520195384
>price comparison
The pop and the Starbucks alone are like $7-8 dollars. More depending on what the Starbucks is.

I literally make my lunches for the whole workweek for that price. Rice, ground turkey, black beans. 676 calories, 41g protein, and $1.61 per meal.