Thread 520172062

Batman would disable you delusional fucks

Oh so scary. My small racist penis is shriveling in fear of this violent and hardcore political statement I think I might cry and slam my tiny fat fists on my TV tray frozen dinner here in my trailer home where I worship a false God and smoke meth and drink beer like human trash just like that Jews in Hollywood told you about I am so owned

>>520172062 (OP)
I would hope so. Batman is based af and always has been. Frank and Batmans don't take any shit from chuds

>>520172062 (OP)
Is Bruce Wayne on the Epstein Files?

>>520172233
You should take some meds. You've been on pol so long it had absolutely rotted your brain

>>520172275
Ofc not

>>520172275
Absolute Batman (the one from OP's image) is a wagie, so no.

Joker would be however.

>>520172062 (OP)
Niggers. Kikes. Whores. And delusional comic book reading adult men
All tongue my anis.

:3

Sleep well, sweet prince.
And keep your mouth clean
Don't want your filthy mouth on my bung 1st thing in the morning

>>520172375
How bad is it honestly, I've really only been a fan of the dc animated stuff

>>520172062 (OP)
>billionaires that cut benefits of poor people: evil
>billionaires that dresses as a bat and go out beating the shit out of people: good

That's the reason why I like Punisher.

>>520172375
>Absolute Batman is a wagie
So, not Batman.
Might as well call Schwayman.

>>520172378
It's Jewry. Kill the Jewry.

>>520172062 (OP)
Why is it uniquely bad for White people to say, "White power?" The only reason some Whites started saying that was in response to niggers saying "Black power" first. Every time I see a piece of media that depicts any sort of pro-White character, their words and identity are met with immediate overwhelming violence. It's never really justified or explained, it's just assume this person deserves to be tortured/maimed/killed because of who they are and nothing else. Which is ironic because one of the few justifications offered for this moral violence against Nazis when pressed is that they supposedly kill and hurt people JUST because of who they are.

>>520172062 (OP)

Fagman and Throbbin
The whole franchise is possed and the writers have aids

>>520172062 (OP)

I am the Batman.

>>520172416
Absolute DC is not that bad actually. It has some interesting concepts and character designs, and the execution is alright. It's probably the best thing DC has published in a while
>>520172445
This is an alternate universe created by Darkseid to be fair. Pretty much everyone's origin story is different than their main counterparts. (Superman is raised in Krypton and lands on earth as an adult for example)

>>520172062 (OP)
based

>>520172490
To be fair it's all a glow psyop anyway. Before WW1 there were German Prime Parades in New York City. Being fair skinned is not a proper heritage.

>>520172062 (OP)
Are you dense? Are you retarded or something?
I'm the goddamn BATMAN!

itt golems gobble up capeshit Jewry

>>520172062 (OP)
Interestingly, this confirms his point. Batman is a white guy, and is indeed extremely powerful.

>>520172447
What a talented group of people.

>>520172416
Personally I think its slop riffing off of cheap edgy SCP tier designs

>>520172062 (OP)
Ok ranjeet whatever helps you sleep at night

>>520172062 (OP)
Why is batman got teffelin bands around his arms now?

"DUDE WHAT IF..... BATMAN WAS LIKE A KILLER AN SHIT? WOAAAH"

>>520173138
Absolute Batman doesn't kill either

>>520172633
Comicfag

>>520172375
Why does Joker have a little nigger baby?

>>520172416
>How bad is it honestly, I've really only been a fan of the dc animated stuff
In case you ever get curious you should know that the 90s and early 2000s DC animated series stand so far above every other comic media ever produced (including the comics themselves) that it strains the limits of hyperbole to even describe.

I've looked into comics. I've read more comics than most so called fans. Comics are dogshit. They were bad when they started, they were bad at the peak, they were bad when the great shows were coming out, and they're bad now. They're worse than you can possibly imagine. It would take hours to make you understand just how fucking terrible comics are.

>>520172062 (OP)
Absolute Batman sucks so much. Everything Scott Snyder writes sucks. Besides Duke and that one flower villain.

Never forget the embarrassing mess that DC Dark Knights Metal was.
Also Court of Owls is overrated and it's existence completely ruins the magic of Batman's origin story and Robin's too.

>>520174331
You've never tried Hulk comics then. Now that's the good stuff.
Hulk is like the Batman of Marvel, more so than Ironman, he has a lot of genuinely great and interesting stories.

>>520172062 (OP)
Batman wouldn't inflict excessive pain like this.

>>520175118
Planet Hulk/World War Hulk (which is one storyline, no matter how anyone copes) sucked ass, what other major hulk specific storyline do you think is so good?

>>520173830
That's a suit made of dead babies. He's presumably transfusing his blood with theirs to extend his life. Picrel is what he'll eventually transform into, so that checks out

>>520172633
What shitty ass writing lmao
>everything is diferent
>but Batman and Superman etc still happen
>Superman is contrived to arrive on Earth despite Krypton not being destroyed
>Batman is still Batman despite being a wagie
It's so fucking lame

>>520172062 (OP)
Why was he leveling up tho from saying that? It seems they gave credence to White power being a pure form of power. Awesome.

>>520175289
I'm a bit taken aback by the fact that you didn't like Planet Hulk.
Anyways Immortal Hulk is surprisingly good, and it's pretty new too.

But maybe comics just aren't for you, like you said? They do get pretty contrived at times.

>capeshit
never understood why people like this this even as a child. I guess I could smell the kike influence, even back then.

>>520175457
It’s lame, but it’s sound by its own logic. In comics, Superman and Batman and Spiderman and Howard the Duck and all the other Justice Friends are constants, they exist in every universe, but they’re not always the same people, or necessarily even people at all. They’re incarnated in innumerable different forms. This is because the comics industry got took over by drug-addled hippies like Jack Kirby who were freebasing LSD and drinking DMT juice.