Thread 520200214

There Is a 10% that if you try to kys with a gun you end up a maimed retarded mess

>>520200214 (OP)
depends on the gun and how you fire it
it's not 10% across all scenarios

>>520200214 (OP)
Not if you do it a place where nobody can find you

>>520200214 (OP)
So what?

>>520200321
This. A shotgun loaded with 00 buck right in the mouth, with a good lip seal around it will open the back of your head.

Never put the gun to your temple and fire across. You put in your mouth and fire up and in. The shape of your mouth will naturally angle the bullet so it destroys your cerebellum, immediately ceasing all vital autonomic bodily functions

>>520200685
You done this before?

>>520200214 (OP)
What is 12 gauge buckshot to the head?

>>520200685
>You put in your mouth and fire up and in
i saw a guy who cleanly shot off his face but survived.
his mouth, nose and eyes were gone but brain was fully intact.
they showed footage from the hospital and all you could see is a bloody mess with a tube stuck down his throat and some doctors operating on him.

that right there is nightmare fuel.

>>520200938
Use a slug fired from a shotgun.

>>520200214 (OP)
It's actually 100%. Quantum immortality.

know someone whose son survived .308 rifle in mouth suicide attempt
face is gone, brain damage

>>520200214 (OP)
This is why you drink Bailey's, gobble fentanyl and set a fire before you shoot.

>>520200214 (OP)
I just would shoot myself through the heart while in the shower with water turned on. I feel like having a exploded head is not nice to leave behind

>>520201887
>through the heart
women do that.
dont be a faggot anon.

>>520201683
this is why you should use a pistol.

>>520200214 (OP)
look at me sir

>>520201887
you would be conscious for a minute or 2 after your heart stops.

>>520200779
First time?

aim just behind the ear pointing back to destroy your brain stem in one go

>>520200214 (OP)
And the other 90% of the time you just get thrown right back into this reality with likely an even worse spawning point and starting stats.
No recall or intervention can work in this place, there is no escape.

Jesus is real
I just had my first colonoscopy and was put to sleep for the first time.
I didn't know I was asleep and in a deep sleep but I was talking to Someone. He then told me "You're waking up now" and he said something funny so I woke up smiling

For a colonoscopy, it was a rather pleasant experience and they did catch 2 tiny polyps starting and removed them .

God is good . And Jesus was with me the whole time.

Get your colonoscopy screenings, old farts.

I would just wander into a frozen forest or tundra or other inhospitable cold place without a cell phone or provisions. No means of escape, doomed to freeze to death.

Is freezing pleasant? No. But it’s not PAINFUL. I don’t even want to feel a second of pain before I die. I’m too afraid that pain might carry over into the afterlife somehow. I’d rather have a cold afterlife than a painful one.

>>520202685
What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

suicide could mean just ending your current life. You can do this by merely walking out your door. You could debt max before doing this if you're so keen on kys. Maybe a few months on the beach living it up will give you a brighter outlook on what life can be.

>>520202709
Take your meds

>>520200938
>i saw a guy who cleanly shot off his face but survived.
sounds like a fuckin retard, did he think his brain was in his face or something? who points directly up lmao

>>520200214 (OP)
This is literally the only thing which I was worried about at a low time in my life.
If I'd pull the trigger and then end up so much worse, instead of dead.
Glad I got better and didn't have to find out. But fuck that's a scary risk.

HOURLY REMINDER: there is no god and when you die there will be nothing for eternity

>>520200214 (OP)
That's why you set up a second gun to also fire to lower your risk to 1%

>>520203028
There is no joy in love what so ever if you are circumcised

>>520203360
As you get older this becomes less frightening and begins to sound like rest.

No they just say that because they have no way of explaining the 50 deaths they ruled as suicides with multiple gunshot wounds to the head.

>>520203360
God i hope so.

>>520202245
That doesn't make sense to me. Shouldn't destroying your heart cut the blood flow to the brain and cause unconsciousness in a bit over 10 seconds?

>>520203275
Well don't get a coloniscopy and have your intestines rot. Have fun in hell. No one will miss you or remember you.

>>520200214 (OP)
But you're already one.

>>520203360
A clone of you will be created in an artificial computer simulation that will be used as a sex slave.

>>520203360
You want people to go to hell with you don't you. That's weird. Oh well.

>>520200214 (OP)
imagine not even being able to kill yourself right

>>520203570
The fuck?

>>520200214 (OP)
Fun fact: even when the brain is blown up, all the little pieces are each conscious and alive for about 25 seconds and you create fractured clones of your consciousness (each piece is a clone of you)

>>520203860
I have some people who should try to kill themselves to show us all how it's done. I pick Harvey Weinstein Tonh Robbins and Alan Dershowitz

>>520204009
25 seconds. But oh the life you lived in those 25 seconds

>>520204134
You don't become a clone. Different brain parts are designated to perform tasks, some consciously.

>>520203360
>HOURLY REMINDER: there is no god and when you die there will be nothing for eternity

>baby thinks this is "demoralizing"

I eat little shit atheists like you for breakfast, if we were alone in a room, I would break you so hard I could reprogram you to rape your mother

>>520203694
The brain will remain conscious for up to a minute or two. Brain cells are different than other cells. Actual "cell death" occurs 6 hours oxygen stops. 1 hour for other cells.

There was some bong doctor who in the early 19th or late 18th century who observed beheadings. He observed consciousness in the human head for around a minute after the beheading. You also have to consider there may still be some form of consciousness that can't be observed.

>>520202709
>jesus is supposedly a physical human being
>christcucks can only “experience him” in a “dream”

>>520204215
No one can replace you.

>>520203991
What requires elaboration

>>520200214 (OP)
>be anon
>hoping that when he will die, he won't be reborn on this fucking retarded planet ever again
>shoots his brains out
>dies
>gets reborn as a human on the same planet he just died
>tfw it was a simulation all along

>>520200214 (OP)
>wear nice clothes
>sandbags under bed to stop bullet
>revolver to the chest while drunk and on ketamine
dignified suicide.

>>520200214 (OP)
Yeah which is exactly why you shouldn't do it

>>520204290
Have it your way Harvey. Kill yourself and go to hell.
I'm not stopping you.

>>520200214 (OP)
Maybe if you’re a woman. Most dudes are usually able to insta kill themselves

>>520204326
>anon gets reborn with different parents and a new brain
>doesn't remember anything in past life

>>520204484
So is a simulation?

HOURLY REMINDER: there is no god and when you die there will be nothing for eternity!

>>520204978
You can rebuild a human using a strong enough computer. Find the neutrons, correct their charges back to the original, assemble. This step is kinda unnecessary and it's much more realistic to assume you will be reborn as an android or in a simulation.

>>520204978
Reminder there is a God and He rotted Harvey's dick off. Man I love YHWH and His irony

>>520205335
Meds

>>520205693
Also meds

>>520200214 (OP)
That's why you suicide by cop
They'll magdump you from multiple guns

I think you need a 72 hour lock up at Rykers.

>>520204350
ketamine already makes me feel like i'm dead and in purgatory

>>520201885
This guy knows how to get shit done.

>>520200684
That's why Courtney helped Kurt.

There's that idiot from Easy Company in WW2 who shot himself and just basically was blind the rest of his miserable life

>>520207099
Kurt was a manlet. No way he could've shot himself with this long ass shotgun while blasted off on heroin

>>520202844
I hate the cold. I'd probably be shivering so violently I'd snap my spine.

>>520207248
you push the trigger with your toe while holding the shotgun's barrel steady to your mouth with both hands
not really an uncommon shotgun exit position

>>520201971
Tojo did this also.

>>520204978
thank god for that

>>520208083
There is no god.

>>520203355
Hardcore

>>520207643
You think he could've done that with a lethal dose of heroin in his body?

>>520200214 (OP)
>LET THE TRAIN TAKE THE STRAIN

HOURLY REMINDER: there is no god and when you die there will be nothing for eternity.

>>520200214 (OP)
>not putting a shotgun in your mouth and aiming for the brain stem
ngmi

>>520208471
>not eternity
>your brain's ability to discern time ends too

>>520207643
Also pretty sure there's a picture of his legs and his shoes were on

>>520208325
yes, and the results speak for themselves

>>520208601
True. But it’s still eternity.

>>520208744
>eternity
How can you be sure?

>>520208840
Because.. common sense.

>>520204484
>anon gets reborn as an Indian
Some things are worse than death.

>>520208939
>no time and no ability to discern time
What's 'common sense'?

>>520200214 (OP)

DO NOT DO IT LIKE THIS

>>520209011
Meds

>>520208997
>GET MURDERED BY PARENTS ON 'YEET YO KID INTO A PILE OF SHIT' DAY

>>520209038
>merican has no answer
As expected.

>>520209038
when your consciousness ceases to exist, you lose your frame of reference. there is no past or future without a reference point. you could be reborn as yourself in the past, for example.

an eternity can exist within a single moment. take a k-hole dose of ketamine and it will completely wipe out your sense of time. then you'll see.

>>520200214 (OP)
When I was suicidal I opted for overdose. Like not swallow a bunch of Tylenol like a retard overdose, I mean mix an extremely strong opioid with an extremely strong benzo overdose. Gave up on it because my nephews saved my life.

>>520200214 (OP)
whitoids have guns only to kill themselves.
i tell you a secret, when you shoot yourself in the head you wont be able to activate your pineal gland at death and induce a dmt trip to go to heaven.

you will go to hell automatically so dont aim for the head, you need it intact at the point of death.

>>520203860
>Be me, 15 years ago
>Retarded classmate tried to kill himself with his father's rifle
>A 22
>Ended up even more retarded and blind
He went for the temple shot iirc

>>520209396
some people report successful suicide attempts but then waking up as if it was the morning they suicided.
good chance that when you die you are allowed to make a 1% change in the direction your life went and experience it differently. Steins;Gate style where you can't change too much or the system notices and trims the branch.
>What is CERN doing?

>>520200214 (OP)
Use a shotgun. Dont use bird shots.