Thread 520320990

I am Lucifer, The Satan.
Ask me anything, /pol/.

>>520320990 (OP)
Why are you gay?

>>520320990 (OP)
You ever go to wipe your ass and your finger goes through the paper into your asshole, like HELLO

>>520321039
Then the next time you do it on purpose

>>520321025
I'm not. I get the confusion though.
It's actually Mephistopheles that's the gigantic faggot.
He's still mad that I fucked his wife.
>>520321039
No. Can't say that I have. I've been lucky thus far.

>>520321060
That would be diabolical.

>>520320990 (OP)
Why did the jew-founder of Satanism Anton LaVey say you don't exist?
Even your own jew followers seem to mock you.

>>520321116
>Father of lies claims he's not a faggot
Kek. Pwned.

>>520321179
Anton lost his mind after Baalzebul assraped him for several hours.

>>520321227
Funny, but no. I don't actually lie. I mislead and tell the truth in such a way that it makes people believe whatever they want to believe. You humans are gullible.

>>520320990 (OP)
why don't you just kill god? are you a faggot or something?

>>520320990 (OP)
God will forgive you to anon satan why you gotta be a bitch about it and make this world shit?
Just be chill bro

>>520320990 (OP)
Are you the reason Cher won an Oscar?

>>520321305
>You human
Swing and a miss. You dumb nigger lover.

>>520321305
But why are you gay?

>>520321319
I'm just not interested in killing my father. I love him in spite of his flaws. I'd rather expose his hypocrisy.

>>520321325
You misunderstand my purpose.
I'm to tempt mortals. It's my job.
I help dear ol' dad weed out the evil ones.

>>520321409
But why are you gay ?

>>520321342
>nigger lover
How can I not love the progeny of my loins. I'm the progenitor of all that is unholy. Except trannies, pedos, and other faggots. Mephitopheles made them.

>>520320990 (OP)
What’s the purpose of the earth?

It's fun for the Cherubim to sing it now y r u gay?

>>520321437
Lurk moar. I already explained that I'm not. You're confusing me with Mephistopheles like most mortal do. The confusion is understandable. Him and I are brothers afterall.

>>520321479
Only God, my father knows that one.
He won't tell me.
I assume it's a bit like his LEGO set.

>>520321525
Can't fool us. You act so gay.

>>520321518
Lurk moar.

>>520321525
But you lie so you are gay why is that?

>>520320990 (OP)
several years ago, in my prayers, i asked God to forgive you.
any news on that?

>>520320990 (OP)
>The Satan
I am the Light.
Greetings, nigger.

>>520321599
He still gay apparently

>>520321575
You're coping, silly mortal.
You must read a lot of bad Lucifer fan fic or something similar.

>>520321632
>mortal
Try again, lying gay fag.

>>520321632
Only a gay whould say that.

>>520321594
I never lie. I twist the truth.
It's not the same.

>>520320990 (OP)
Christ is king. Get the behind me

>>520321599
God doesn't forgive anyone who refuses to forgive themselves.

>>520321664
Rates for the deaf dumb blind and Stupid four A.

You turned it into lgbt rights.

That seems pretty gay.

>>520321683
No.

>>520320990 (OP)
Is it possible to overthrow god?

>>520320990 (OP)
You sent Trump to us, didn't you?

Blind Bisexuals.

Your proud of that?

>>520320990 (OP)
Because you were the most beautiful of all the angels before you fell,
Do you think you'll find your inner beauty & tap into something hidden within yourself?

>>520321724
Then go cuck rocks

>>520321783
So that's why he's gay?

>>520321409
We're all gonna make it bro!!! God is great , we gonna make it , trust a nigga

>>520321743
Only if he allows it.
>>520321756
No. Dispater did that.
>>520321783
Possibly.

Do you like NTR as a genre?

>>520321958
So it's a vanity.
Kind of thing that you're gay?

>>520321964
No. I prefer Jazz.
>>520321995
Lurk moar.

>>520321995
You know...other than the flood , the only time God used pinpoint atacks was against the gays
Kinda makes you think

>>520320990 (OP)
Shalom.
When will you useless fucks legalize pedophilia and hebephilia
Im tired of waiting

>>520322206
Ask the jews. Only they have any real interest in such low class evils. They work for Mephistopheles.

>>520320990 (OP)
Why'd you pick Elon?

>>520322398
His mishapen head amuses me.

>>520320990 (OP)
meh, i've seen crazier
can you just forgive yourself and tell methhead to fuck off already?
god doesn't need you to weed out shit
drop the desperate nihilistic act and just accept things already
jesus christ, mr. fallen angel

>>520322577
Really? That's it?
For an all-powerful demonic entity you're kinda lame and gay.

>>520322662
first time realizing this?
dude's a loser who gets off on being a loser

>>520322662
>copes, seethes, and projects

>>520322658
No.

>>520322768
i find it hilarious how you call us "humans" and "mortals" in a demeaning way when even the worst of us are far more powerful in every way than you
the only thing you can do is trickery and most of the time it's not even effective
you can't even wound us, you have to convince us to wound ourselves
you should ask god to reincarnate you as a human so you can experience how great it is, maybe you'll change your tune

>>520322907
Since when is it demeaning to be human or mortal? Like all mankind, you assume too much and think too little.

>>520320990 (OP)
u must be proud of the joo

>>520323106
ahhh there it is, the predicable twisting of the meaning of my words, and in the second sentence completely inverting what you just said in meaning
you know what's really sad? we're all capable of being more evil than you, just like how god is capable of it as well, even moreso than us
you're arrogant, and think you're the king of your realm when in reality you're not as cool as you think
sorry mr. fallen angel, we're just cooler than you, and god is even cooler than us, try my suggestion and ask god to reincarnate you

Jewish pedophile alert

>>520321116
>im not

don't talk shit, lucifer invented butt sex, hence niggers are black

>>520320990 (OP)
How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Carmen Sandiego?
Asking for "Research Reasons"

>>520322291
Do they know your (meta)physical shape is an anus?

You know

Because you vomit shit brother

>>520320990 (OP)
Timestamp

>>520320990 (OP)
What are the colors you wear when gambling or in public,?

>>520320990 (OP)
why did niggers tongue my anus

>>520320990 (OP)
Why are you gay and where is my big tittied goth gf?

Also, how do you put up with all the Jews kvetching about it being hot?