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Anonymous (ID: Jo82T1SN) United States No.520320990 [Report] >>520321025 >>520321039 >>520321179 >>520321319 >>520321325 >>520321326 >>520321479 >>520321599 >>520321609 >>520321683 >>520321743 >>520321756 >>520321783 >>520322206 >>520322398 >>520322658 >>520323275 >>520323861 >>520324162 >>520324240 >>520324244 >>520325087
I am Lucifer, The Satan.
Ask me anything, /pol/.
Anonymous (ID: 1aA5/Ufx) United States No.520321025 [Report] >>520321116
>>520320990 (OP)
Why are you gay?
Anonymous (ID: bsUqP+C6) United States No.520321039 [Report] >>520321060 >>520321116
>>520320990 (OP)
You ever go to wipe your ass and your finger goes through the paper into your asshole, like HELLO
Anonymous (ID: bsUqP+C6) United States No.520321060 [Report] >>520321158
>>520321039
Then the next time you do it on purpose
Anonymous (ID: Jo82T1SN) United States No.520321116 [Report] >>520321227 >>520323582
>>520321025
I'm not. I get the confusion though.
It's actually Mephistopheles that's the gigantic faggot.
He's still mad that I fucked his wife.
>>520321039
No. Can't say that I have. I've been lucky thus far.
Anonymous (ID: Jo82T1SN) United States No.520321158 [Report]
>>520321060
That would be diabolical.
Anonymous (ID: Vkc7adR9) United States No.520321179 [Report] >>520321244
>>520320990 (OP)
Why did the jew-founder of Satanism Anton LaVey say you don't exist?
Even your own jew followers seem to mock you.
DYNASAVRVS (ID: ejbWToN6) United States No.520321227 [Report] >>520321305
>>520321116
>Father of lies claims he's not a faggot
Kek. Pwned.
Anonymous (ID: Jo82T1SN) United States No.520321244 [Report]
>>520321179
Anton lost his mind after Baalzebul assraped him for several hours.
Anonymous (ID: Jo82T1SN) United States No.520321305 [Report] >>520321342 >>520321355
>>520321227
Funny, but no. I don't actually lie. I mislead and tell the truth in such a way that it makes people believe whatever they want to believe. You humans are gullible.
Anonymous (ID: qVrvIcey) United States No.520321319 [Report] >>520321371
>>520320990 (OP)
why don't you just kill god? are you a faggot or something?
Anonymous (ID: skSYyO3a) Romania No.520321325 [Report] >>520321409
>>520320990 (OP)
God will forgive you to anon satan why you gotta be a bitch about it and make this world shit?
Just be chill bro
Anonymous (ID: 7Ih5RQMo) United States No.520321326 [Report]
>>520320990 (OP)
Are you the reason Cher won an Oscar?
DYNASAVRVS (ID: ejbWToN6) United States No.520321342 [Report] >>520321456
>>520321305
>You human
Swing and a miss. You dumb nigger lover.
Anonymous (ID: 1aA5/Ufx) United States No.520321355 [Report]
>>520321305
But why are you gay?
Anonymous (ID: Jo82T1SN) United States No.520321371 [Report]
>>520321319
I'm just not interested in killing my father. I love him in spite of his flaws. I'd rather expose his hypocrisy.
Anonymous (ID: Jo82T1SN) United States No.520321409 [Report] >>520321437 >>520321851
>>520321325
You misunderstand my purpose.
I'm to tempt mortals. It's my job.
I help dear ol' dad weed out the evil ones.
Anonymous (ID: 1aA5/Ufx) United States No.520321437 [Report] >>520321525
>>520321409
But why are you gay ?
Anonymous (ID: Jo82T1SN) United States No.520321456 [Report]
>>520321342
>nigger lover
How can I not love the progeny of my loins. I'm the progenitor of all that is unholy. Except trannies, pedos, and other faggots. Mephitopheles made them.
Anonymous (ID: X6AkPufz) Norway No.520321479 [Report] >>520321571
>>520320990 (OP)
What’s the purpose of the earth?
Anonymous (ID: 1aA5/Ufx) United States No.520321518 [Report] >>520321590
It's fun for the Cherubim to sing it now y r u gay?
Anonymous (ID: Jo82T1SN) United States No.520321525 [Report] >>520321575 >>520321594
>>520321437
Lurk moar. I already explained that I'm not. You're confusing me with Mephistopheles like most mortal do. The confusion is understandable. Him and I are brothers afterall.
Anonymous (ID: Jo82T1SN) United States No.520321571 [Report]
>>520321479
Only God, my father knows that one.
He won't tell me.
I assume it's a bit like his LEGO set.
DYNASAVRVS (ID: ejbWToN6) United States No.520321575 [Report] >>520321632
>>520321525
Can't fool us. You act so gay.
Anonymous (ID: Jo82T1SN) United States No.520321590 [Report]
>>520321518
Lurk moar.
Anonymous (ID: 1aA5/Ufx) United States No.520321594 [Report] >>520321664
>>520321525
But you lie so you are gay why is that?
Anonymous (ID: f9g4r8Y6) Russian Federation No.520321599 [Report] >>520321631 >>520321702
>>520320990 (OP)
several years ago, in my prayers, i asked God to forgive you.
any news on that?
Anonymous (ID: +9cdPvqd) United States No.520321609 [Report]
>>520320990 (OP)
>The Satan
I am the Light.
Greetings, nigger.
Anonymous (ID: 1aA5/Ufx) United States No.520321631 [Report]
>>520321599
He still gay apparently
Anonymous (ID: Jo82T1SN) United States No.520321632 [Report] >>520321652 >>520321662
>>520321575
You're coping, silly mortal.
You must read a lot of bad Lucifer fan fic or something similar.
DYNASAVRVS (ID: ejbWToN6) United States No.520321652 [Report]
>>520321632
>mortal
Try again, lying gay fag.
Anonymous (ID: 1aA5/Ufx) United States No.520321662 [Report]
>>520321632
Only a gay whould say that.
Anonymous (ID: Jo82T1SN) United States No.520321664 [Report] >>520321708
>>520321594
I never lie. I twist the truth.
It's not the same.
Anonymous (ID: fOpM70zN) United States No.520321683 [Report] >>520321724
>>520320990 (OP)
Christ is king. Get the behind me
Anonymous (ID: Jo82T1SN) United States No.520321702 [Report]
>>520321599
God doesn't forgive anyone who refuses to forgive themselves.
Anonymous (ID: 1aA5/Ufx) United States No.520321708 [Report]
>>520321664
Rates for the deaf dumb blind and Stupid four A.

You turned it into lgbt rights.

That seems pretty gay.
Anonymous (ID: Jo82T1SN) United States No.520321724 [Report] >>520321789
>>520321683
No.
Anonymous (ID: X6AkPufz) Norway No.520321743 [Report] >>520321958
>>520320990 (OP)
Is it possible to overthrow god?
Anonymous (ID: NQHC9WNQ) United States No.520321756 [Report] >>520321958
>>520320990 (OP)
You sent Trump to us, didn't you?
Anonymous (ID: 1aA5/Ufx) United States No.520321761 [Report]
Blind Bisexuals.

Your proud of that?
Anonymous (ID: 93d+FUBW) United States No.520321783 [Report] >>520321815 >>520321958
>>520320990 (OP)
Because you were the most beautiful of all the angels before you fell,
Do you think you'll find your inner beauty & tap into something hidden within yourself?
Anonymous (ID: 1aA5/Ufx) United States No.520321789 [Report]
>>520321724
Then go cuck rocks
Anonymous (ID: 1aA5/Ufx) United States No.520321815 [Report]
>>520321783
So that's why he's gay?
Anonymous (ID: skSYyO3a) Romania No.520321851 [Report]
>>520321409
We're all gonna make it bro!!! God is great , we gonna make it , trust a nigga
Anonymous (ID: Jo82T1SN) United States No.520321958 [Report] >>520321995
>>520321743
Only if he allows it.
>>520321756
No. Dispater did that.
>>520321783
Possibly.
Anonymous (ID: o68kC+P/) United States No.520321964 [Report] >>520322066
Do you like NTR as a genre?
Anonymous (ID: 1aA5/Ufx) United States No.520321995 [Report] >>520322066 >>520322164
>>520321958
So it's a vanity.
Kind of thing that you're gay?
Anonymous (ID: Jo82T1SN) United States No.520322066 [Report]
>>520321964
No. I prefer Jazz.
>>520321995
Lurk moar.
Anonymous (ID: skSYyO3a) Romania No.520322164 [Report]
>>520321995
You know...other than the flood , the only time God used pinpoint atacks was against the gays
Kinda makes you think
Anonymous (ID: QMJr2foC) Croatia No.520322206 [Report] >>520322291
>>520320990 (OP)
Shalom.
When will you useless fucks legalize pedophilia and hebephilia
Im tired of waiting
Anonymous (ID: Jo82T1SN) United States No.520322291 [Report] >>520323997
>>520322206
Ask the jews. Only they have any real interest in such low class evils. They work for Mephistopheles.
Anonymous (ID: FnUJCAIc) No.520322398 [Report] >>520322577
>>520320990 (OP)
Why'd you pick Elon?
Anonymous (ID: Jo82T1SN) United States No.520322577 [Report] >>520322662
>>520322398
His mishapen head amuses me.
Anonymous (ID: CA1HyOvd) United States No.520322658 [Report] >>520322768
>>520320990 (OP)
meh, i've seen crazier
can you just forgive yourself and tell methhead to fuck off already?
god doesn't need you to weed out shit
drop the desperate nihilistic act and just accept things already
jesus christ, mr. fallen angel
Anonymous (ID: FnUJCAIc) No.520322662 [Report] >>520322699 >>520322741
>>520322577
Really? That's it?
For an all-powerful demonic entity you're kinda lame and gay.
Anonymous (ID: CA1HyOvd) United States No.520322699 [Report]
>>520322662
first time realizing this?
dude's a loser who gets off on being a loser
Anonymous (ID: Jo82T1SN) United States No.520322741 [Report]
>>520322662
>copes, seethes, and projects
Anonymous (ID: Jo82T1SN) United States No.520322768 [Report] >>520322907
>>520322658
No.
Anonymous (ID: CA1HyOvd) United States No.520322907 [Report] >>520323106
>>520322768
i find it hilarious how you call us "humans" and "mortals" in a demeaning way when even the worst of us are far more powerful in every way than you
the only thing you can do is trickery and most of the time it's not even effective
you can't even wound us, you have to convince us to wound ourselves
you should ask god to reincarnate you as a human so you can experience how great it is, maybe you'll change your tune
Anonymous (ID: Jo82T1SN) United States No.520323106 [Report] >>520323297
>>520322907
Since when is it demeaning to be human or mortal? Like all mankind, you assume too much and think too little.
Anonymous (ID: 2xh596Kc) United States No.520323275 [Report]
>>520320990 (OP)
u must be proud of the joo
Anonymous (ID: CA1HyOvd) United States No.520323297 [Report]
>>520323106
ahhh there it is, the predicable twisting of the meaning of my words, and in the second sentence completely inverting what you just said in meaning
you know what's really sad? we're all capable of being more evil than you, just like how god is capable of it as well, even moreso than us
you're arrogant, and think you're the king of your realm when in reality you're not as cool as you think
sorry mr. fallen angel, we're just cooler than you, and god is even cooler than us, try my suggestion and ask god to reincarnate you
Anonymous (ID: q7f//ZUJ) United States No.520323484 [Report]
Jewish pedophile alert
Anonymous (ID: DLqkFSZ7) South Africa No.520323582 [Report]
>>520321116
>im not

don't talk shit, lucifer invented butt sex, hence niggers are black
Anonymous (ID: fpjwgUBJ) Ireland No.520323861 [Report]
>>520320990 (OP)
How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Carmen Sandiego?
Asking for "Research Reasons"
Mephistopheles (ID: N5m53Hvr) New Zealand No.520323997 [Report]
>>520322291
Do they know your (meta)physical shape is an anus?

You know

Because you vomit shit brother
Anonymous (ID: DebuxFI6) United States No.520324162 [Report]
>>520320990 (OP)
Timestamp
Anonymous (ID: DebuxFI6) United States No.520324240 [Report]
>>520320990 (OP)
What are the colors you wear when gambling or in public,?
Anonymous (ID: rFFa9cKQ) United States No.520324244 [Report]
>>520320990 (OP)
why did niggers tongue my anus
Anonymous (ID: NPHL7Crw) Australia No.520325087 [Report]
>>520320990 (OP)
Why are you gay and where is my big tittied goth gf?

Also, how do you put up with all the Jews kvetching about it being hot?