Basically they believe Heaven (ouranic realm of the mind, not the Christian kind) is a big courtroom. Angels are lawyers and prosecutors, Satan is the DA, and God is the judge. But God is also their lawyer, and he runs back and forth between two seats. If they can get away with something on a technicality, God judge doesnt mind and God lawyer is successful.
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Also, they dont have God punish a chicken with their sins. Their sins are concealed in the act of charity when they donate the chicken to the needy. But its a meaningless distinction