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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob

>>520387788
jew

i denounce the talmud

>actively fighting
not
>passively fighting
oh no

gooning in the graveyard

am i wrong for hating this fat piece of shit cop

You know how bad this episode is? That's how good the World Series game that's on rn is.

>>520388099
insta-tasing the guy probably wasn't necessary

>muffalato
kek

>>520388099
nah he's very unlikeable. fat people in general are disgusting and should be illegal. don't cops have to pass fitness tests n sheeit?

>>520388134
I think the cop knows the guy. He's probably just cutting to the chase with the immediate taser use.

IRL ghouls on the loose
Find the necromancer who has magicked him into being and slay them before the village is overrun

>>520388099
nah...too quick to tase
and i'm tired of mentally ill ppl being used as punching bags for obese cops

>>520388128
is it?
i kind of hate watching baseball after i stopped playing

fat cops are a danger to society

>>520388185
In academy, yeah. Once you've been on the force for a year and you're off probation the union protects them from everything but the most basic firearms recertification from then on.

>>520388283
>fat cops are a danger to society
too fat to even verbally de-escalate
>insta tase instead
>else shoot

fire fatties

>>520388334
i was trying to come up with something
you win
i was gonna go with some type of fisting incident

>>520388283
cletus the cop
quick to tase like he's quick to lunch

nightmare blunt rotation

christ almighty
WARNABROTHER

/opl/ baker is so steady

>>520388494
negresses are so gross

Listening to the neutral accent baseball announcer and the fat black louisiana lady is something surreal.
>>520388429
<3 thanks aussie anon. Have an aussie pepe I made.

these cops are just as dumb as the criminals. this is by design right?

very cool

>>520388600
I remember this Pepe

Anyone else having trouble seeing images?

>>520388524
we have the best baker

i'll stick with deadpool on $15 per month faggot

>>520388711
I did then I saw an optometrist

>>520388675
i saw a black widow the other day. creepy to see one IRL. i looked it up and they're only really deadly to old fucks and super young. it's overblown

>>520388711
my eyes up close have gone from perfect to fucked in 6 months

>>is daffy duck a goose or a chicken?
>A BITCH!

great ending

>is daffy duck a goose or a chicken?
>a bitch
>...ok?

>>520388954
that's a redback
you may know

Guys, this is the best time I've had ITT - because I was watching the World Series instead of the usual Dan slop.

F U, Abrams.

I L U, anons.

>>520387725 (OP)
Buy a damn add. There are 500 body cam channels on youtube better than snooze patrol live.

>>520389131
no, i assume it's a billion times scarier than a black widow?

>>520389267
under no circumstances should one ever buy an add. marketing is an extremely talmudic field and it has to die

>>520389157
>I was watching the World Series instead of the usual Dan slop