Thread 520453818

>>520453818 (OP)
you don't have the chin to pull that off. shave.

>>520454093
My chin is fine. I get compliments all the time.

>>520454201
oh sweaty

They are trendy among Zoomers in flyover states, so kind of

>>520453818 (OP)
Mostly a fag thing

>>520454375
Shut up gayreek

>>520454201
Your mom doesn't count

>>520454634
A beautiful African American woman said I looked handsome.

>>520453818 (OP)
do you know what kind of freaks lurk this board?
why would you just post a selfie like that wtf

>>520453818 (OP)
more of faggot lefty attribute

>>520454443
Whatever you say little bender

>>520453818 (OP)
the only mustache that is worth rocking is the Chaplin

>>520453818 (OP)
People will think you're gay and/or an undercover cop

there's nothing gayer than cum on a mustache

>>520453818 (OP)
Australians have them and the fashion came over here for a little while.
I look dumb with one but that's the point.

>>520454911
a tree full of parakeets?

>>520453818 (OP)
Mustache looks nice, but when it gets long like that, it becomes a major PITA, because you can't eat without getting food all over it.

>>520453818 (OP)
Only if you go all the way with it

man these zoomer bender moustaches will never get old. kills me every time.

Reminds me I have to shave mine pencil thin soon. From the nose down to highlight my lips. What's the best way to get this effect ? I want a slim straight line back.

>>520453818 (OP)
It's completely out of style. The equivalent would be to wear a suit and fedora every day. Some people will appreciate the effort and historical style, most will silently judge you.

>>520454201
You look l8ke the ass end of an Irish setter.

>>520453818 (OP)
Real right-wingers wear a Hitler stache.

>>520457589
Compared to what faggot? What is in style? A septum piercing kek

>>520457589
Mustaches are making a huge comeback. They're very much in.

They can be if you live in a very cowboy or rural area, however if you live in a city they are more frequently associated with masculine homosexuality in the being of Macho Man by Village People

>>520454808
Leftist mustaches are the flamboyant kind like Poirot or whatever, they were very popular “ironic” fashion with hipsters. Cop or fireman mustaches aren’t a part of leftist culture tho

>>520454201
>nice chin, fag!

>>520453818 (OP)
A shorter moustache suits you better
Trim that walrus shit

>>520457589
That’s not true at all, if you go through tinder, plenty of women overtly say they like mustaches in their profiles. Although most women like stubble. But mustaches are not like fedoras, they’re a retro style that coincides with neo disco music popular these days

you look eacxly like my ex. she trooned out and became FtM

>>520458407
You were that bad, huh?

>>520458529
yeah. im a handful

>>520453818 (OP)
Dixie

>>520453818 (OP)
Yes, but only if you trim is. You would look better if you kept it above the lips. Actually, put some gel in it and twirl it to the side like a 1920's bartender. It would look good with your hair style.

>>520453818 (OP)
Mustaches are a zoomer faggot thing

>>520453818 (OP)
Trim that thing, you look like a damn fool.

>>520453818 (OP)
Nope. It's mostly hipsters and leftists now. You don't get out much from Mom's basement, do you?

>>520453818 (OP)
faggot might wanna trm his 'stache unless he wants to look like a slob after drinking anything or eating soup while he drags his whiskers through it

Why do zoomers want to look like the white trash that got kicked off of Jerry Springer? Mustaches and mullets??? And then you fags cry that you can't get laid. Here's a hint, YOU LOOK LIKE RETARDS.

>>520453818 (OP)
Certainly making a comeback after a rather quiet 40 years in the west as they seemed to almost entirely vanish from the mid 70's onwards. Seeing them a lot more these days, also seeing a lot of 90's aesthetics aswell at the moment in clothing,hairstyles and music renaissance.

I look exactly like my dad when I shaved my beard off and seen what I look like with a mustache on its own. He's had a mustache since he was 19, he's now in his late 50's.

I might grow a mustache on my next sea trip for four months in early January. It'll certainly fit my role and uniform with head cap.

>>520457589
>most will silently judge you
As if the opinions of NPC's mean anything in this world. These are the same people crying over desert tribes killing each other while supporting the death of their own people with suicidal empathy and total naivety. They're all lambs to the slaughter.

Also mustaches are making a big comeback from what I'm witnessing.

>>520453818 (OP)
Only looks good on a few like don frye or tom selleck.

>>520454093
Post jaw line faggot

>>520459645
Guess what they have in common:
>big jaw & chin
>big brow ridge
>thick eyebrows
>thin upper lip for maximum hair coverage
If you don't have those it doesn’t look quite right