Thread 520460219

Americans freak the fuck out when they see this.

>>520460219 (OP)
Doucheing is even more hygienic. I prefer a good douche.
Trump is the douche du jour.

>>520460219 (OP)
Very true. Do you sit or hover? Never got the opportunity.

>>520460219 (OP)
Why would I poop in the sink?

>>520460694
I think if you sit, your too low.

>>520460219 (OP)
i freak out when i see one of these

>>520460219 (OP)
probably a good idea. I would also add a urinal, but American bathrooms aren't big enough for that.
If I was to buy a new house, I'd have that designed in

>>520460219 (OP)
Why have it separate? You can get them built into the toilet.

So you get your ass eaten then you wipe again? Do I flush it down the bidet side piece or do I like just walk with a wet hole ?

>>520460219 (OP)
When I visited Rome, there was one in our bathroom(we stayed at a convent). I never got a chance to use it though because I didn't shit for the entire week I was there.

>>520460219 (OP)
What do you dry your pussy with? The same towel I dry my ass with?

>>520460219 (OP)
Strange toilet. How is my turd supposed to fit in the tiny drain. Oh well, that is a problem for the janny now.

>>520460219 (OP)
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?? WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS? I AM BOTH ENRAGED AND CONFUSED. STOP POSTING THIS STUFF YOU FUCKING LEAF!!!!!!

>>520460219 (OP)
Why is there a drinking fountain next to the toilet?

>>520460219 (OP)
I was in Argentina over the summer, and they have those nasty-ass bidet things there. Practically no water pressure, they just dampen your asshole without washing anything off. Disgusting.

Every time I shit, at least if I'm at home, I hop into the shower, use the handheld to hose my ass off, set it to the pulsating-massage setting, use that to clean out the inside of my asshole, soap up the outside and wash it, and then dry off. Not only am I clean, I'm not going to fart chunks out if I have any gas later.

Try doing that with a bidet. Joke's on you, you can't.

Is it true that Americans wipe their poopy asses with just a couple sheets of paper? Maybe we should start calling them "poo sheets" lol

>>520461631
The average American uses 1 full roll of dunny paper a day..etc etc

>>520460219 (OP)
Why not instead jump in the shower afterward, you fucking degenerate?

>>520460219 (OP)
The new Canadians just use their hands
Remember that next time you're chowing down on a Tim Horton's chocolate covered doughnut

my house came with these attached to the toilets

>>520460956
>do I like just walk with a wet hole ?
Works for your mom

>>520460219 (OP)
how do you fit your asshole over the facet?

>>520462243
*faucet

>>520461086
There should be a wooden spoon for cutting and smushing

>>520462124
Lol. Disgusting. I don't know why people don't just use a normal bolt on bidet. You can get them for under 20$ and usually come with everything you need for install.
Once you've tried it you'll be absolutely disgusted with yourself for never having one before. You don't know what a clean butthole is until you have one.

>>520460219 (OP)

An estimated 12% of the US population has regular access to a bidet. That's around 12%, which is 39,000,000 people. That's almost the population size of Canada. I bet your home doesn't have one. Mine does. Kek.

It's true, like an uncontacted shitskin tribe seeing a Scandinavian for the first time, or looking at those simulated stroke pictures. What is it? A sink for dogs? Do you sit on it? If so, where's the seat?

Truly curious tech.

>>520460219 (OP)
Why is there's no clean water in your country?

>>520460219 (OP)
I simply use the sink. It's already there and i don't have to buy cheap Chinese plastic

I'm American. I would never consider taking a shit without being able to clean my asshole with water. Toilet paper is subhuman.

Toilet paper is disgusting and unsanitary. After doing a #2 I typically sit on the edge of the sink and wash myself. Anything else is uncivilized.

>>520460219 (OP)
Maybe if Americans washed their ass they wouldn't be trying to start wars all the time.