Thread 520477189

Are there any religions that specifically offer you ultra-comfy seats during worship services like an actual recliner or ultra padded chair?
Just sitting on a fucking carpet seems super uncomfortable for hours at a time.

Religion would be more popular if it weren't about cramming a bunch of people into a room with uncomfortable seating arrangements.

>>520477189 (OP)
as opposed to sitting on a wooden chair that hurts your back?

>>520477189 (OP)
I don't find any discomfort in any of my church.

>>520477247
I mean that Christianity is a bit better but still not good. Are there any religions, however minor that specifically offer a comfy chair or couch experience with the usual discomfort of worship seats in mind?

>>520477293
It makes sense that you find comfort sitting and kneeling anywhere in your church.

>>520477189 (OP)
I think Buddhism is for sitting around on your ass

>>520477189 (OP)
Nope, just hard wooden benches that will irritate your hemmoroids, bring your doughnut pillow

Islam = prostate yourself like a dog part of the time and be on youe knees like an idol worshipper the rest of the time

Orthodoxy = stand all the time

Catholicism/protestantism = sit in the company of women the whole time, as Martin Luther emphasised that women were equal.

Judaism = sit when you pray except stand for the important prayers. Be seperate from women the whole time that you pray.

Judaism is the ONLY based religion. Every other religon is retarded.

>>520477567
Further confirmation that Islam hate is jewish-coded.

>>520477567
Do not fall for glownigger divide & conquer tactics.

Christianity is the definition of "right wing" political ideology:
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left%E2%80%93right_political_spectrum#Origins_in_the_French_Revolution

Christianity has always been a racist religion:
>"Oh, race of Franks, race from across the mountains, race chosen and beloved [...]"
>"the kingdom of the Persians, an accursed race, a race utterly alienated from God [...]"
- https://www2.cbn.com/article/church/pope-urban-iis-speech-calling-first-crusade

The racist and anti-semitic Confederates have always been Christian.
The National Socialists used the Celtic cross and gave out iron cross medals for bravery. The white term for "swastika" is hakenkreuz, meaning hooked cross.
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hakenkreuzbanner

Here's a growing list of Christian political commentators who are racist and anti-semitic:
- https://rentry.org/Deus_Vult
Feel free to reply to this post with others.

Educate boomers irl. If you don't preach to them, the anti-Christian kikes will:
- https://news.antiwar.com/2025/10/06/israel-to-spend-up-to-4-1-million-in-propaganda-campaign-targeting-american-christians/
israeli nationalism ("zionism") is a heresy:
- https://youtu.be/GKlT-hhZXoM&t=658s
- https://youtu.be/odNoExd8a5U
- https://youtu.be/rp92-3aBL-A
The "holocaust" (burnt offering) is a lie made up by kikes, both soviet and freemason:
- https://rumble.com/c/ScriptureandTraditionFrJM/videos
Boycott israeli products:
- https://bdsmovement.net

Common glownigger talking points:
>"jesus is a kike"
The word "kike" comes from "kikel", which means circle. The kikes hate the cross so much, they would sign documents with a circle, hence the nickname.
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plus_and_minus_signs#Alternative_plus_sign
>"off topic"
Reminder the pope is the monarch of a country. In fact in many white nations there is no separation between church and state.

Christianity and Islam are just viruses, they are not the truth

>>520477604
Imagine trying to think and meditate on God when a perfumed, uncovered woman with cleavage is sitting right next to you. (Ok, in muh based orthodoxy she won't have the cleavage).

Or imagine in Islam sniffing the asshole of the man in front of you.

These religions are fucking retarded

>>520477189 (OP)
yes. american jeworshippism (protestantism) has mega churches with padded seats and they are doing entertaining clown shows on a stage to keep upu engaged. the downside is that you have to become a devoted servant and funder of zionism and marry your daughter to non-whites.

How do the fuck do people actually believe in this retarded, extremely gay shit. I believe in God and nothing else.

>>520477875
In muh based Russia, Peskov's blonde daughter married a Chechen. Keep in mind most Chechens don't look like Ramzan Kadyrov. They are higher than arabs obviously but they are still shitskins.

What about all the Russian women married to Arabs. There are all these international students in Russia and they get to fuck muh based orthodox women.

I met an Arab guy once and he thought I was Russian and he said, "look I have green eyes, my Mom was Russian!"

And inside I was like, cringe!

I wouldn't let my daughter marry a shitskin unless it was a 150 iq shitskin.

Christianity and Islam are both anti civilization.

>>520477875
can you show me a mega church with actual comfy seats?