Thread 520506764

What kind of asshole joins ICE?

I love the grateful dead

>>520506764 (OP)
People like me who are American citizens. :(
God I wish I could put beaners in a catapult and fly them home.

>>520506764 (OP)
I applied. No response. Me? USAF vet. Racist. High IQ. 14th generation American. Relatives fought in every U.S. war and some are buried in Arlington. In other words, a patriot heritage white American. My motive to join, though, is for the adventure.

>>520506978
I think you’re too smart and actually patriotic for the gig. They’re looking for flea market bullies.

>>520506764 (OP)
Me :)

nice gif OP

>>520508996
Men literally write songs, make art, wage wars, and build civilizations for this

>>520506847
Phish mogs.

>>520506952
your flag is synonymous with India but you are worried about Mexicans???
Do not redeem SAAAAR

>>520506764 (OP)
My Mexican friend Manuel quit his FedEx job to join ICE because he’s been talking shit about illegal immigrants for over a decade and now he has an opportunity to kick them the fuck out. He came here legally and jumped through all the hoops to become a citizen and he hates illegal immigrants more than me.

>>520510044
I like Phish too

>>520506764 (OP)
My body is ready, my pocketbook is not. How are you paying $60k to start

>>520506952
It wouldn't take that big of a trebucet considering where you start and ended.

>>520510044
Phish sucks cock

>>520506764 (OP)
jewy garciastein

>>520506764 (OP)

I'd gladly join ICE if I weren't on drugs. And living illegally in the country lol

>>520506978
>for the adventure
There it is.

A non-Christian who needs a job.

>>520506764 (OP)
I am joining once we get annexed

>>520510044
Phish sucks, not enough drugs in the world to make that band bearable

>>520506764 (OP)
Mostly hispanics funny enough

>>520506978
>I'm a real patriot
>Flies loser flag
Every time lmao

>>520506764 (OP)
Mexicans deporting other Mexicans

>>520512778
>>520512910
Based, legal beaners hate illegals because their families did it legally for a better life, the illegal ones (browner and more southern and dirty) are just scamming faggots

reminder hippies sell bad drugs

>>520510756
seems like he wants to start at the canadian border and fire them over america into mexico
>>520506952
picrel

>>520512830
we were never meant to have an overreaching federal government. The south was unironically correct even though they lost the war.

>>520513070
>legally
No they didn't. Every wetback received amnesty through Reagan. And the beaners that are citizens, were borned from illegals. Hence, why they cover their face.

>>520506764 (OP)
I would pay to work for ICE.

I dream of shooting at dinghies in the English Channel.

>>520506764 (OP)
Me.
I'm not doing that anymore, though.

>>520512001
>And living illegally in the country lol
Maybe next time, beaner anon.
You've got the right idea, just the wrong approach.

Assholes; generally speaking. The same as any other cop.
You know the HS jock that wasn't athletic enough to get a free ride at a college so went to Community College instead. Probably ex-military that never saw action. Probably failed in business or Real estate.

>>520506764 (OP)
I was gonna join border patrol but I don’t want to be hooked up to a polygraph in the hiring process.

>>520506764 (OP)
me! i love tearing illegal brown families apart! hearing their kids cry screaming "¡No te lleves a mi papá!" just tickles me to death haha!

>>520513931
>You know the HS jock that wasn't athletic enough to get a free ride at a college so went to Community College instead. Probably ex-military that never saw action
Me except I was in pooghanistan in 08'

>>520514044
Have sex incel
>>520514074
you're Canadian your opinion is irrelevant

>>520514253
>your opinion is irrelevant
Says the memeflag, kys nigger

>>520506764 (OP)
there are a million of those assholes who haven't joined ICE for only one reason - the threat of physical harm to them and their family from YOU crazy shitheads. that equation is likely to change.

>>520514024
are you the last person alive who doesn't know that polygraphs are a meme?

>>520506764 (OP)
Watching the first few minutes of this 1969 movie (Zabriskie Point) makes me want to join ICE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz5qwASzFRo

RIP JERRY

>>520514253
get a batoned queer

>>520514477
I’m not the crazy one, pal.

>>520515463
Jerry Garcia was a great musician (anyone who disputes this is retarded) but he made a mess of his life and died a junkie. Not any kind of guide for how to live.

>>520516207
He died before cpap was a thing. Doesn’t diminish his sense of humor or common sense one bit.

>>520516891
best thing he ever said was in like 1991 called out rap as "not music."

>>520506764 (OP)
ICE ICE BABY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

>>520516207
>made a mess of his life
He lived a good enough life and contributed much, inspired many through his art.
the Dead were never supposed to become superstars; even in their 1960s-70s prime they did not enjoy mass commercial success or vast fame/wealth in comparison to other fame rockstars-bands. It was only after the band's mid-1980s 'revival' (after 1987 release of In The Dark) that things really began to spiral out of control with JG's substance abuse, body mass, and personal life.
Point being that the Dead were not supposed, ever, to be a pop culture phenomenon. Demands of that and placement therein the entertainment industry sector were what really pushed JG to extremes and placed severe demands on him to 'live up to', fulfil a cliche image/role (that never should have existed to begin with) in the mass public eye. He just wanted to play and share music he loved with friends (witness all of the non-Dead music projects from early 70s onward)

>>520518162
Jerry was an indulgent fuck who made no bones about it. That's not a great way to go but he's just one of a long line of great artists who lived that way. Love his art and respect his work, but don't idolize his lifestyle.

>>520518786
(You)'re wrong.
No artist's personal lifestyle is to be 'idolized' and neither is their life's work. That you are so obsessed with and fixated upon 'lifestyle' and 'idolization' is proof of (You)r midwittery. Probably a pornvideogamestreamlarp-weaned zoomlennial.

>>520506764 (OP)
Truckin', brahmin, Jai hind
I just killed a family of 10