Thread 520512597

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>Magistrates furious as bail law changes fuel legal logjams

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>Three hours of free power for everyone from July – but there’s a catch

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>State school teachers are making plans to strike for a second time this year, after union members voted to knock back the Queensland government’s latest wage offer.

yay

>>520512597 (OP)
poor skatepark pedo
he just wants you to say something nice about his skateboard

>>520512597 (OP)
>caring about politics
I have 0 doubt in my mind you masked and vaxed you fucking city cattle
Livestock
NPC sheep bleating in an open air zoo
Go masturbate to more porn you brain fried zoomer sub-human vax cattle
Put your mask back on and suck a cop’s cop through a hole in your mask

>>520512597 (OP)
BUMP for actual aus/pol/ thread

> a cop’s cop
You useless crippled spastic alcoholic morphine junkie
This cunts losing his faculties because he hasn’t eaten in a few days due to the SNAP shutdown
Fuck off back to poland you accidentally awesome poofter

ABC had a story this morning from an insurers perspective saying they will need to increase premiums more due to wild weather and climate change
IAGs profit increased from 500 million to 1500 million since 2020

>The Statewide Treaty Bill enshrines a democratically-elected body for First Peoples.
>The Gellung Warl body will be consulted on laws and policies affecting Indigenous communities.
>Gellung Warl will also include two extra bodies to hold the government to account and to continue the truth-telling work of the Yoorrook Justice Commission.
>The negotiated treaty requires a formal apology from the state government to the First Peoples of Victoria.
>Victoria's primary and secondary students will also learn more about Victoria's First Peoples, with a new curriculum using the findings of the Yoorrook Commission to be developed for prep to year 10 students.
>The Gellung Warl will be futureproofed with a special appropriation act to be set up by parliament and the body will receive tens of millions of dollars per year once fully operational.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-31/victorian-first-nations-treaty-legislation-passes/105954864

>>520514945
>caring about politics
>on the politics board
retard

>>520514965
>>520512597 (OP)
Bump.

I'm voting Steph Hunter

>>520515835
>>520514965
Appreciated. I had a late start so there's no reason for aus/pol/ to subjected to a skatepark pedo or mint cuck, faggot thread.

>>520515436
>>520515685
>Berg
i hate them so much

Unironically thinking of moving on China and wifing up some rich hag. Can't be any worse than the shitshow here

>>520517396
>moving on China and wifing up some rich hag

>>520517396
sorry mate.
chinks are fairly ethnocentric, you wont be accepted as a Chinese, besides the chink wifey only works the other way because it is an investment vehicle.
you only get the chink wifey if she is coming here for the VISA

>>520517396
living under a bridge is looking increasingly appealing to me versus this shitshow

>>520517553
>you wont be accepted as a chinese
Nor should i. I was not born there, im not ethnically Chinese. From what I've read and what I'm told if you are born there, you are accepted as Chinese
I've already had one offer, she's 39 but still a smokeshow. She even offered to fly me out to her city to see if i like it there before committing
>inb4 they harvest my organs
Igaf

>>520517396
My dad had a chink girlfriend for a while. He went there once and they had to go straight to the police station upon arrival to report that they were a couple.

>>520517896
>I've already had one offer, she's 39 but still a smokeshow.
what's in it for her?
she has a fetish for cunts that post of 4chan?
or is it a case of only bestialities experts on 4chan want a chink wifey?

Please just get in your wheelchair and fuck off back to poland
I will cash app you money for food to replace your SNAP if you just fuck off back to poland

>>520517896
Its a good question, anon.
What's in it for her? Is there a huge demand for 4chan interacially retards?
WHat happens ehen you see her side profile and smell the fish grease, and your anime fantasy falls to the floor?

>>520512597 (OP)
https://archive.li/vDHAg
>‘Undervalued’: Thousands flee Victoria amid crime crisis, property guru says it’s now a golden buying opportunity

>>520512597 (OP)
>aus/pol/

jesterkike faggot thread

>why doesn't she smell like a comic book?
kek

zoomer newfag is mad again

>>520519017
kek id forgotten about that incident

>>520514965
the thread yesterday was superior. That said dream warning received and I will scale back appropriately. I know my place as an aphid sucking green juice.

>>520517396
I agree, I'll take the state mandate whatever

>>520519241
You need to know your place

Everywhere I look in public theres either an indian or muslim, this is fucked. Everyone has a mutual hatred for these two why tf do we allow them in

new captcha sucks, havent posted in a year+

>>520517242
I just cant be bothered baking anymore but ill bump a real thread all day.

>>520520021
I have to go now. Have a good one.

Australia for the white man

The government says that the reason why job agencies are so shit at getting job seekers into permanent employment is because there isn't enough low skill jobs and that employers mostly want high skill jobs yet everyday I see immigrants doing low skill jobs
How does that make any sense?
Growing up, delivery jobs were either done by white Australians or sometimes the occasional east asian, now they're all done by south asians? You're telling me that somehow we no longer want to do these jobs?
Growing up restaurants had plenty of locals doing the work but now it's all Sri Lankans who were engineers and lawyers in Sri Lanka?
I've never been on job seeker before and I've mostly worked shit jobs but I always figured working shit jobs was better than having to deal with job seeker bullshit but am I just wrong? Is it really just cushy? Because it seems like a dehumanising humiliation ritual to me

>>520520230
>Australia for the unemployed, living in a van with his soon-to-be-ex missus, addicted to getting arrested, slightly homoerotic, stolen valour white man

>>520521479
>>520518865
oops
i posted the wrong one, again
here is the original

Imagine joining the FAGBOYS called the NSN and getting bumraped by glowies
Couldn't be me

>>520517396
English and Irish people still move here in their thousands, they don't realise we are heading in the same direction as them.

Any tips for melbourne cup today

>>520525523
>Any tips for melbourne cup today
no short fat bitches

Name a more disgusting woman than Abbie Chatfield

>>520512597 (OP)
Hey diddle diddle I just had a fiddle now my arsehole is sore
I came in a cup once I got fucked in the butt and now my bucci is bleeding

you guys got any more early silverchair or the chats over there? violent soho? vb LONGnecks at 20 to 8 in tha fackin mornin' ya dog cunt? ciggy butt brains

Any updates on Mazda Suzuki? Is she dead?

>>520512597 (OP)
Who gives a fuck if a magistrate is mad? They're the bottom rung in the judiciary but they think they're important.
Their job is to listen to bogans against documented evidence but they don't do it.
They refuse to hold hearings until parties arrange lawyers.
The overcrowding of the system is full of people who can't get hearings while cops and lawyers are dishonest with evidence for benefit.
Dezi Freeman was in court for years on a fucking breathalyser.
If Dezi had half a sack he'd have taken it to the magistrate who delayed him for so long.
Magistrates bet their lives on their ideology by screwing people over.
I will not ever give a fuck what a grubby, inconsistent, ideologically motivated magistrate ever thinks, they will never last in any market facing role. They're parasites exactly the same as their pet bludgers.

>>520527309
Why dont you do something?

>>520525523
jfc

>>520525523
Double tarp it before getting too close to the fillies, herpes is forever.

>>520528052
i will never understand the love zoomers have for kankles
i dont understand the hair thing either, but at least that can be just subject to taste. but kankles being 'hot af fr fr', i will never get that.
why are they like this?

>>520527309
you are missing the undercurrent which is victoria is a bankrupt failed state.
the easy bail situation is because there isnt enough prison capacity. prison capacity cant be added because there isnt the funds. it's the same reason why the roads arent fixed properly or maintained. Now they try and tinker with easy bail on the edges and already hit a capacity wall in the system. there is only one solution. tax levy on the top earners of the whole cuntry to bail out vic. Allan should just come out and be honest about the situation. Dan didnt leave because the books were good. Cooking books and juggling only gets you so far.

Hey guys. Is Australian heroin really that good? Might visit just to try it out.

urine therapy

What is the reason you dont kill yourself?

>>520527142
Idk but I figure it is still alive somewhere.
Only because the (((media))) isn't spamming us a State Funeral for being a Brave Fugly Fatsbian.
>fuglycunt isnt a lezzo, because no other lezzo is going to stick her face into those fat sweaty beef-flaps, the correct term is she's an Unfuckable

>>520534482
Suicide is never the answer for the WhiteMan.
If you do have to die early at least take a horde of shitskins along with you first, and then make the pigcunts risk their fat arses to finally take you down.

>>520535151
It wouldn't be too difficult to locate and seal the bottom doors of those poverty blocks that were made with flammable cladding.

Is it normal that myself, my wife and my brother have all had sex with the same woman. Is that strange? I think it's a little strange.

Thread is dead, wagies must be working today.

>>520536489
Nah, its not surprising your misso is a Lezzo.
The only question is do you now have to fuck your brother, or does he fuck you, to complete the circle?

>>520537284
I think that anon takes two cocks up the ass, so it complicates things, perhaps his wife can peg him with his brothers cock in him to complete the circle of faggotry. His wife is a whore through and through.

>>520537204
Gaysio *nterns must have drawn a few runners in the office Calcutta.

>their Calcutta probably has some very confused streetshitters in it

>>520537484
Pajeets shitting up gaysio is the best thing to ever happen, it allows based CHINA to easily take us over and provide a better quality of life for the white man.

>>520536489
Literal eskimo brothers...

tf happened to my thread

Put 100 dollars on the nags, hopefully one of them comes through.

>>520539034
They sell the giant bottles at most smoke stores around here.

Yesterday, while taking my daughter to a local park, a shitskin woman called out to her, without addressing me first.
>Hi baby
My daughter is old enough to know not to talk to niggers, and the shitskin tried again.
>Hi baby come here
Eventually the shitskin left the park. I didn't bother calling piglice about this because I already know that they will take the shitskin's side. Same as with last time when a shitskin tried to invite my daughter's friend for sex.

>>520537204
they cant all be good solid chinky bakes

>>520540177
details,.type of shitskin and age of potential victim

The first peoples of aus/pol/ were cartoon fappers like everyone on 4chan.

American in Australia. Australia is just an extension of the USA these days.

>No culture of their own
>Only thing to do at night is go to night clubs, drugs, sports, and tattoos
>Population is globohomo mystery meat
>Cities are dominated by the same USA conglomerates and megacorporations
>US TV shows, movies, music dominates the local culture
>Suburbs heavily inspired by US-suburbs
>Entire population under 40 has been raised on US internet and US culture
>In many cases the youth use American English more than Australian English
>Brisbane only has hotels, rooftop bars and drugs in the valley
>Gold Coast? More like Homeless Coast
>Sydney only has malls and the opera house
>Melbourne only has homeless everywhere in the CBD and St Kilda beach
>Regional towns only have ice and meth
>Fuel prices are fucked

>>520540457
Why do you care? Both female (20) and male (25+) looked southern (quite dark). My daughter and her friend are primary schoolers.

>>520537204
I'm eating a spread at work. Cause we don't get Melbourne cup off, we're larping.

Rates held. Now you're in for it.

>>520541480
>gud spread
>subway platter and a pack of woolies lamingtons
Yeah m8 your boss went over the top! That's got to be worth at least a few weekends on normal rates.

>>520526545
why are our supposed celebrities so fucking gay and lame

>>520540457
It's a larp.

>>520541624
MUH inflation! MUH uemployment rate! MUH RATE HIKES!

>Raising rates means
>MAKING CONSOOMERS POORER
>MAKING BUISNESSES RAISE PRICES BECAUSE NO ONE IS CONSOOMING
>MAKNG INFLATION GO UP UP UP!

Go on RBA RAISE DAT DER RATES and use the excuse its too fight inflation when really it is pump up dat der housing prices! The RBA always was a GRIFT!

>>520541207
All true. Some additions:
>Gives away gas to Japan for free, buys it back
>Relies on commodity exports, a state-backed property bubble, and credit
>Makes nothing, imports everything. Doesn't even refine or otherwise add value to the commodities it exports because "that's too fkn complicated mate", instead imports the finished products
>Tall-poppy syndrome. Mediocrity > meritocracy
>Habit of following the colonial power of the day (first UK, now US) into whatever stupid war that has nothing to do with our own interests, for cannon fodder and long, grinding campaigns.
>Shuns local talent until it becomes popular overseas, then reimports it

>>520541309
"southern" ?...look were the kidnappers indian?

>>520542410
>And fills every gubment gravy-train with shitskins
>inports infinity streetshitters and useless illiterate Afriniggers as fake GDP-growth, when all they do is leach welfaregibbz and increase infrastructure stress

>>520539763
Nags mate, youre thinking of nangs.

>>520512597 (OP)
High school teacher here. The situation in schools is catastrophic. Ask me anything.

>>520525523
>Any tips for melbourne cup today
You want a serious tip? Melb Cup is one of if not the worst horse race of the year to wager on because every horse is elite-tier and there's about 50 of the cunts in it.
You're better off betting on smaller events especially regional.

>>520541831
I didnt even get that.

>>520519935
Supermarkets are no shit like 3rd world airports. It's fucking insufferable going anywhere in brisbane. Meanwhile I'm getting raped in fees, taxes, levies, tolls, cost, hidden cost, lawful theft stamp duty what the fuck ever. I fucking exist to hand money over to arseholes.

>>520543421
are the female teachers banging the students?

>>520519935
>why tf do we allow them in
>implying we have a choice in the matter.

>>520525523
Not really

>>520543832
cankles = real woman insurance

>>520543735
I highly doubt it. But you never know. Some of the lesbians might be up to their neck in student gash.

>>520512597 (OP)
Im glad the real thread survived. Fuck the skatepark pedo and his enablers.

>>520543492
My plan. I'm quitting my jjjjjob. Gonna work so I earn less that 19k a year. Tax man can pay ME for a change. Owed the cunts 13k this year. 2 steps forward 4 back is diabolical.

>>520543039
I guess he means mediterranean lol

>>520543039
Southern "indian". You know, no British ancestry.

>>520542074
It's a gift of living in a White-minority area. Local piglice station was closed years back because local invaders didn't want White piglice interference. Also, local park is a good spot for alcohol and cannabis after 7pm.

>>520543126
Meanwhile the Australian border force is full of 17 year old girls

>>520543790
You are required to pay your bills, levies, charges, fees, costs, interest and keep running on the mouse wheel citizen. Without complaint. That is all.

>>520544036
man i am really disappointed the AI doesnt agree with me that schools could be replaced with each student in a cubicle with AI computer plus CCTV and wearing shock collars for safety. I mean they only need to there 5 hours and get 50 minutes on gym floor a day too. this system is way better than present model and then you can sell all the school land for real estate gains and just put the cubicle kids in cheap lease office buildings.

>>520544641
>2 whites
token border force kek

>>520544616
lemme guess, the potential victim was blonde?

>>520544717
Organised state schooling, when the state is irredeemably corrupt, infiltrated and working for global foreign think tanks that are controlled by big time atheist corporations is inhuman.

>>520544852
No, light brown and jet black hair colours. Makes no difference really. You can check /gif/, shitskin is willing to rape anything.

>>520545017
what foreign think tanks? you mean the carbon bad/abos good ones?

>>520537857
The only thing China can do is proliferate drug dealers and criminals into Western countries. This taxes law enforcement and helps to destroy society with drugs and violent crime. That's why they are here. To kill society. They aren't the only ones.

>>520545406
m/f couples working together are the most dangerous type of kidnappers

>>520545475
The United Nations for a start anon. And all the sub think tanks they hire.

>>520525523
Hoeflation

>>520545524
As jeets fill the ranks of law enforcement, they also become shittier, further harming society. It's fucking awesome, just wish the collapse would happen sooner and not a slow decline.

Whats mary madigans endgame?

Optus 000 shitshow was caused by outsourced techs - their boss, Dan the Man has forced all the Aussie techs out with sham contracting and forced subbing. Only Jeets do telco engineering now in Straya thanks to fucks like Dan. No wonder 000 is stuffed

>>520547226
Who gives a shit. Can't wait for the power grid to fail due to climate pollicies, gonna be funny af.

>>520544641
Just you wait, 90% of those cunts will be raked over the coals within the first 6 months of being on the job for stashing some drugs which should of been destroyed.

Mark my words.

>>520547276
Yep climate change Dicks are funded by China who sell most of the wind turbines and solar panels. I am 60yo and have never seen any signs of climate change in Straya. Bring in nuclear I say

>>520547048
>Whats mary madigans endgame?
Pic related pretty well sums it up.
She doesn't need a man.

>>520547468
Will never happen because greens and labor don't want it, doesn't matter anyway, its funny af because of grid frequency, basically you need to keep power going at a certain frequency, too high it fails, too low it fails, with all the solar panels and wind turbines and shit, its very difficult to keep grid frequency stable.

>>520547276
Yep, bootlickers deserve to suffer
>aww fahk me powah's out, heelp moi government

>>520544691
Im over a year behind on my rates

>>520547802
Off the grid chads fear no power outage you see.

>>520547048
I hate that worthless fat gilt

>>520547883
They won't sell it on you yet. But they will eventually.

>>520548212
>>520547704
>>520547048
>The female Bradley
we need to get those two on a date together

>>520547048
Her end game.
I think it'll be on the same scale as chantal, amberlynn reid & saggitarius shawty.

Get on the gibs, complain, stay fat.

>>520548301
>qKooN
kek

>>520548287
They would of pushed payment plans on him, Rates are bullshit anyway, coucils are corrupt and it should be abolished.

>>520548301
>we need to get those two on a date together
The ham planet is Bradley's internet girlfriend.

my dad texts me good night everyday

>>520548798
>Bradley mashing the Report button
kek

>>520546641
This colossal shitshow could stumble along getting worse for another hundred years.

>>520547883
Rates. Otherwise known as rent. Even when you own your own home. You still pay rent. Coz it's not really your home. The land isn't yours either. You lease it.

>>520549041
nah. 5 years or so. 2032 at the latest and we are Madmax hard mode

>>520549090
Won't be an issue you see when >>520549106 happens! Daily reminder to get your gun loicense today and get your gun! You got 5 years before the collapse!

>>520549034
Don't worry, you can still see it on 4plebs.

>>520548287
>>520548387
>Rates are bullshit anyway, coucils are corrupt and it should be abolished.
This. They do nothing for me besides rubbish collection and even then I only put my bins out a couple of times a month.
They haven't pushed a payment plan on me yet. I throw them $50 or 100 every few weeks or so. I dont think they get aggressive about it unless you give them nothing for a couple of years. Im only behind because I couldn't pay when I lost my job over the no work mandates.

sometimes i think he misses me

>>520548301
Imagine the abomination they would make. She'd have to be artificially inseminated because Bradley's cock doesnt work.

>>520549246
Basically if you just give them something they won't take your house, banks really don't want to repossess houses because its a loss for them to do so if you include legal fees and shit of that nature.

>>520549090
Yeah, i know. What a scam.
>>520549328
I fucking hate the worthless council and how they increase the rates the maximum amount they're legally allowed to every year. No doubt giving themselves a nice increase every year. I think even the workers who spend their day riding around on a ride on mower get over 70k. Plus god knows how much for tranny and abo shit.

Watching Tucker with the some bri'ish lad, deadset there was a taco Bell ad that had poos fighting over stealing the food.
>inb4
Yes I'm drunk and high, so look it up yourself cunt

>>520549826
Not entirely sure what their value is, grass isn't cut on medium strips on roads, pot holes aren't fixed, roads are third world. Nah man they just embezzle the money and get rich. Councils are a grift.

>>520547048
I want to eat her.

>>520519205
was definitely a kino happening

>>520541831
ID probably changed, but I'm in qld. We don't get the day off at all.
We just got free food lol.
Wasn't subway. It was the proper fibrous chicken with caesar salad and a couple of other things. Wasn't bad.

>>520549915
>Nah man they just embezzle the money and get rich. Councils are a grift.
Agreed.

Just got back from work. Who here jUST

>>520552453
From vic so NOT justed, I was in the other thread and some anon linked this

https://x.com/ZoomerHistorian/status/1984205066018963503

I watched it and my consluion is that its gay as fuck and also glowie honey pot. The speakers themselves speak like feds.

>>520552453
>Just got back from work. Who here jUST
Yeah, same here.

>>520552520
>Let's fedpost IRL 2: Electric Boogaloo
do you think they even know how much of a meme they are?

I saw another ad but it took me ages to find the thread and forgot

>>520512597 (OP)
What kind of hindi demon is it?

>>520552868
I think they're wel aware of how they're recieved here, whats for certain is the collapse is coming. I would like to form some sort of group dedicated to surviving such a collapse but CBF.

>>520552520
>glows bright like a diamond
Their cadence sounds waaaay off for a regular bloke. Bald cunt sounds like a copper speaking at a press conference

>>520547048
She fat ugly neither end has game

Perth bros, were Metallica any good?

>>520552520
>>520552565
Only kidding. I don't wage. Cenno pays my mortgage.

Is happiness living in a shair house with your mates just fucking around playing video games while drinking and getting high? Starting a family seems like a bad move in retrospect.

>>520544852
>>520544641
>border farce

>>520553484
>shair
I never lived in one but it was fun hanging out with friends who did live like that. Now my weed connection doesnt even bother to reply

Where did you all go?

I’ve been thinking of moving to NK just so I can breathe some kind of freedom.
I might also be able to interact with humans.

>>520555601
im here

>>520554438
Dinnies?

>>520512597 (OP)
People drive like gaycunts in Sydney
>overtake aggressively to jump 1 car ahead
>accelerate like a dick head only to wait at the red light
>etc
Just fucking relax gaycunts

>>520521132
Yay it’s the schitzo homeless guy again,

>>520530716
Dan got told leave or they would push the ccp thing

>>520555870
Dunnies.

>>520549197
It can not be easy to get a gun loicence in australia.

>>520555911
Sounds like Brisbane.

>>520512597 (OP)
prepare your anuses for december 10th and loss of dummy accounts, internet corralling and fencing off.
step1: digital id mandated more and more
step 2: cbdc and then social credit score/carbon credit social score.
step 2 cannot happen without step 1.
australia is fucked all the dumbass npcs are going to sign up day 1 and not resist making that dystopia a closer reality.

>>520557232
When big international orgs like the UN tell Australia to rub the lotion on its skin...Australia rubs the lotion on its skin.

Goodnight.
Fuck this country.

>1 auspol for the day
.>180 posts
glowies on holidays?

>>520557466
they are all playing Roblox today
back to school tomorrow

>>520557389
Pleasant needful sir I work smoke tobacco shop very good price for you sir have a look also new watermelons 50cent medium size have a look. My shop north Brisbane

>>520557232
I'm just not going to sign up

I've experienced sleep paralysis several times in my life but I've never seen the daemon. How do I summon daemons?

kek i think i see a tarrant here at 0:33
https://youtu.be/lYPHsEV7gn4?si=crBsaEQHfGwqpBjy

>>520557232
>>520557317
Proudly brought to you be the appointed eKaren.

>>520555601
dinner

>>520561158
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11-04/reddit-and-kick-added-to-child-social-media-ban/105971750
This place will be next.

One of the biggest reason I've never given hiromoot pass dollaryoos is be cause If I get b& it's lost money.

Might have to roll the dice.

>>520561678
How can they possibly instigate this here?
It's anonymous.
It's impossible.
Just watch rage on Friday Night at midnight.

>>520561764
>It's anonymous.
So anonymous they can ban you by IP?

>>520561764
Not to mention the numpties who have given them an email (that has it's own 2fa) to get rid of the cooldown...

>>520561986
kek
Some anons are just fucking idiots.
Make sure your ready just in case.
Pic very related.

>>520561986
and this
Forewarned is forearmed but again, I think you're worrying about nothing.
They can't force an age check on a site that doesn't require you to log in. Think about it.

>>520562126
good luck explaining to a zoomer that changing your DNS isn't 'illegal hacking'

>>520562294
>No more zoomers.
And your problem is?

11 posts per hour
17 hours
jesterkike faggot thread

>>520564400
"Open your mind"

I don't understand normies. Today the AFR does a story about UberEats/Doordash costs, and gives an example of Domino's pizza costing a $21 in store versus $34 on UberEats. Anyone paying those prices is literally retarded.

But still, redditors agree with conclusion, which is that it's a rip-off in general: https://reddit.com/r/AusFinance/comments/1oo0u9r/convenience_or_compounding_cost_what_matters_more/

I just don't get it. If these people have time to post on reddit, then they have time to find deals, and so they could be getting cheap pizza like I do (see picrel).

ChatGPT knows what's up — “Whether it’s DoorDash, UberEats, or Menulog, just remember: the real loyalty program is called Vanguard Total Market ETF.”

Before I end my life is there anything I should do? Cant kill a politician im not smart enough to get close.

>>520565562
>mentions plebbit
>posts plebbit link
>anchovies
Imagine being this retarded.

>>520565599
Pic very related.
Just make every other cunts day worse than yours.

>>520565851
I'm not a redditor, just a consoomer.

>>520565599
Copycat the Louvre jewel heist?

>>520566080
>I'm not a redditor, just a consoomer.
I'm sorry anon, but there is just NO excuse for anchovies.

Goodnight anons.
Pleasant dreams.

I reckon dogs are the #1 whitewashed thing, even beyond minorities and the like.

See picrel. "A puppy" they reckon. Fkn rofl. My guess is that dog is ~25kg, and I asked ChatGPT what it thought of the photo (without suggesting my own thoughts), and it too guess 25-30kg.

Meanwhile, whatever person is in that passenger seat (male, female, can't tell..., but probably a woman who is smiling about the fact she's getting all tingly from the experience...) is far too happy to be sitting beside this dog considering it was part of home/dog-pack that just savaged "itself".

>>520566225
I know your sort. I bet you don't like beetroot either!

>>520567683
Oops, that was my chatgpt pic (so it couldn't see the police markings and also "go woke". I don't think it worked coz it said the bread was possibly "labrador or hound mix" — the fkn lies are built-in!)

Picrel is real picrel.

>>520566225
>anchovies
anchovy fillets in olive oil conserve is amazing on pizza, just add black olives, burrata, roquefort cheese, and parmesan.
high heat oven to char it a bit

>>520567790
Holy shit, total failure on my behalf, because I didn't even realise the article had a gallery of photos!

(the redditor lead me to the answer...)

>>520567683
the only appropriate use for dogs in this country
picrel

>>520568806
also picrel

>>520568075
That sounds good. I wonder if you can do this with anchovies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8IBUiO8EPA

Or even just cook a shitty pizza, "dissolve" it, and then spray it on a good pizza!

That's pretty much what beer is vs spirits, and stock vs soup. So it's an established principle!

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Back to the dog story: I think all the dogs should have been shot on the spot, and the owner too.

And whilst bullets are being dispensed, I think picrel babies should just be given a ~44 week abortion...

It sucks that their baby(ies) were born like that, but they've been "given a chance" by being examined by all sorts of countries, and if "the fix" was reasonable, they would have it. But it isn't.

And even if they did manage to be separated regardless of the minute chance: the fact is, their on-going care would likely bankrupt the whole country! Is that just?

>>520569319
Oh yer, forgot to mention: how fkn hairy are those kids!

I don't think there' a single 1"x1" area on my arms or legs that's a hairy as that babies shoulder!

>>520567683
>I know your sort. I bet you don't like beetroot either!
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a root.
Only non-Australians refuse beetroot.

>>520568806
Is that you Mr Sewell?

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Meanwhile, I got so distracted that I didn't even make it to 2nd-top-post from REtarDsDiscussIT: (see picrel)

>>520570841
So, well, I guess you got me

>>520572679
Perhaps you would like to buy a great little truck?

Delete /pol/

https://youtu.be/koShnLxew5s