Thread 520525814

>>520525814 (OP)
Imagine setting up a tripwire there and watching these npcs break into two

>>520525814 (OP)
Rape tunel
Ape tunel

Bicylclists annoying as fuck as usual.

>>520525814 (OP)
When I am made King there will be bridges or tunnels instead of crossings
There will be bicycle highways equipped with bio sponge water dispensers to the wilderness so recreationchads have an outlet and don't need to mingle with commuter poors
Homeless will take to a life of migration and adventure whilst this bicycle highway system is policed to be kept safe for all adventurers whom wish to explore the vast wilderness of America and utilize huts earthship huts made for weary travelers to live in temporarily while they gather their strength and stock up on fruits, legumes, grains and vegetables for the journey.

>>520525814 (OP)
holy based

>>520525814 (OP)
Why the fuck is there no traffic light?

I LOVE BOOBIES

>>520527653
Furries aren't welcome on 4chan, the psyop isn't working.

>cyclists not obeying traffic laws
What else is new? At least we be rest easy knowing some of these dumb faggots are going to get their skulls crushed under the tire of a dump truck making a turn.

>>520527788
Actually they are. shitskins(you) however aren't

>>520527788
4chan is a furry website.

>>520525814 (OP)
Based

>>520525814 (OP)
bunch of retards, kill milleniggers

>>520528058
which is why 4chan must be stopped

>>520525814 (OP)
So it’s like trying to cross a cross walk in a car invested shit hole, only when you get hit you don’t die and everything is a lot quieter in general.

Got it.

>>520527787
Hahaha

>>520528058
Would

>>520528285
I'm doing my part.

>>520525814 (OP)
walkable

>>520527907
there are no traffic laws for a cyclist. if you hit a pedestrian you sue them for being in your way. if a car hits you you sue them for texting while driving or for being brown.

>>520525814 (OP)
>institute bikefag utopia under pretense of automobile oppression
>wont' let an old man cross a footpath

>>520525814 (OP)
I don't stop on those gay cycle zebra crossings either. If they force me off the road onto a fucking footpath I am still going to do road speed.

if they painted your streets green with a bunch of faggy lines for bikecucks you are officially in a future 15 minute city

>>520528461
every traffic law applies to cyclists, you fcking cyclist

>>520528569
try and make me obey them, see what happens

>>520528419
Same tbqh.

>>520525814 (OP)
All of them are fucking brown pajeets, go figure....

>>520528637
same goes for car drivers, so buttons

>>520528054
Feds are infinitely more dangerous than shitskins, we need to prioritize
>>520528058
You don't even have a furry board, fuck off back to discord, shill

>>520528637
>faggot beaten and arrested for riding bike on sidewalk
>would have been a simple ticket, but the troon faggot screeched at police about misgendering
it's in every state's driver handbook in the states, bicycles unironically have to be on the street and follow all traffic signals/laws.

>>520528516
> Old man in public

Wait wtf how’d he get so old. He’s supposed to be dead at 62 from a heart attack. This isn’t what I wanted.

Imagine all the hot ass you’d get to stare at on a highway of cyclists. Jews took this from us. Hot females commuting with their toned butts. So many relationships cockblocked by being forced into metal cages.

Iv started avoiding the bike lanes and cycling on the road. As I am legally entitled too do. Less cyclists.

I hate cyclists too.

>bike lane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfh40Hy8dUs

>>520528779
This IS the furry board, obviously.

>>520527787
Niggers ruin everything

>>520528058
Dogs don't sweat, they pant
Furry shit makes no sense, how can there be droplets of sweat on fur?
Is her skin just painted like a dog?
So you just like the dog-like face or just some sort of helpless creature you can draw to be "attracted" to you?
It's mentally ill autism and it's not helpful to anyone.

>>520528406
That's not funny.

>>520525814 (OP)
i live in NYC and the one thing pedestrians and drivers can agree on is bikers are the worst of the worst. so entitled and fucking insane.

>>520525814 (OP)
Imagine a bag of marbles dropped on that

>>520528866
No, feds have been shilling this shit as a means to pacify "incels"

>>520525814 (OP)
Bicycling is bad for your taint so never rest flat on the seat. Always sit lightly on it and use it for coordination only. Also breath through your diaphragm, not against your ribs so you won't get winded doing uphill inclines

>>520528929
I breathed on her and it coalesced.
Yes this is super attractive to anyone with high enough T.

>>520528937
you're right. it was hilarious

>>520528937
I know, that poor guy's car....... Really sad.

>>520529032
It's mental illness cope to get back at femoids instead of just standing up for ourselves as men.
Fed psyop

>>520528994
I always thought it was a way to promote black women low key.

>>520529141
I'm not getting back at femoids. I just don't want anything to do with them.
I want anthro women.

>>520529032
the T isnt supposed to stand for tardation, it's testosterone. all you furfags are absolutely retarded faggots

>>520529210
Wrong again.

>>520529192
Kek

>>520529206
AKA COPE

>>520529258
>cat brain parasite
kek

That's right jannies, we're not gonna allow you to play your little psyop games with your little discord troon friends

>>520527634
this enrages and confuses the thirdie

>>520529351
>>520529399
>try to titfck
>get rugburn
One of the most retarded fetishes out there

>>520528516
In my city they ride on the sidewalk too. Delivery fuckers on mopeds even do it and expect pedestrians to get out of the way for them. Right of way effectively goes to whoever has the most dangerous vehicle as long as it’s not a car or truck.

>>520526769

Cars and trucks are far more annoying.

>>520529588
Based

>>520528951
I hate to keep being a serious-fag here, but you’re demonstrating a very good point.

In every way, cycling is a lower stakes activity than driving. Dying in a car accident is about the most meaningless way to go, and the American system is not equipped to punish people for dangerous driving.

That may seem tangential… The marbles remind me of the pedestrians in Seattle that put boxes of bricks at car-cross-walks. Again: Scale of destruction : Lower with cycling. Marbles in a cycling path= Zero property damage + a few pissed off wagies. Rocks hurled at a negligent automobile illegally in a crosswalk= serious property damage, serious escalation of violence due to financial stress.

>>520529493
You could, like, lube them up, I dunno.

>>520529856
anyone who says they wouldn't is gay

>>520529856
That still wouldn't feel good, titfucking or for skin only, you just want a foid who won't say know and are obsessed with cutesy childish characters like a nonce

>>520529984
My #1 priority with her would be making a huge family.

>>520529955
How can a man refuse?

>>520530060
Cause you're a fed who wants "incels" to waste time on a fantasy rather than dismantling the prison-state brought on by nagging femoids who've forced men to check out and be unaware of what's going on

>>520529588
You love Indians? Here's gloating thread to remind there's gonna be more of those in bikeable cites >>520529213

>>520530175
Oh there's no way out of the prison state.
Yours, if your flag is the correct one, is also a police state, where the cops have more rights than non-cops.
Either way, if you wanted to do something about it you'd be innawoods, in a shed, assembling mail packages.

>>520530291
The tech has improved since Kaczynski's time, you won't find peace anywhere in the world, which is why it must be stopped and could be easily without so many distractions from the truth.

>>520525814 (OP)
I love how bicycles are a controversial topic on /pol/. You guys are so fat.

>>520530409
Oh yeah, good luck with that.

PIc related: the glowing one.

>>520529508
Third worlders have the same mindset as ancient greeks when it comes to right of way on the roads, that is, the smaller party gets out of the way and if they don't you're legally allowed to run them over and then fuck your mother a la oedipus.

>>520529022
>breath through your diaphragm
I'm on the pill

>>520525814 (OP)
anyone remember that old faggot in vegas who got cultured by two marginalized youths? God I hate cyclists

>>520525814 (OP)
cyclists are cunts, doesn't matter where in the world you live
in bongland you must give way to pedestrians at zebra crossings, but biker cunts ignore literally all the rules of the road and then bitch when they get into an accident

>>520525814 (OP)
HIGH SPEED WHEELED NIGGERS

>>520530511
Turaaneista jo enemmistö larppaa murikan sairaimpia transuideologioita, joten sama on pian edessä täälläkin.

>>520529458
Your own people don't respect it.

You need loicence plate on your bicycles, and punish anyone with tickets if they pass across red light.

>>520530551
Nobody wants mind control, fed.
This is their greatest weakness, a
state would not harass ordinary citizens unless it's incredibly fragile and can't allow any dissidents to speak their mind without repercussions

>>520525814 (OP)
If they refuse to yield, employ the Russian sickle.

>>520529458
you dont have to stop if someones waiting to cross, its not against the law like running a red light, but it is considered good manners that you do stop, most decent british will and wave you across with a smile or a nod, and get a thanks in return.

thirdies are not as civilised as us so go's without saying, also in france zebra crossings dont mean shit.

expecting cyclists to conform to the same rules as any other road user is a joke.

>>520531079
Cyclist is the normal guy with normal clothes and a bike that is worth like 100 bucks at max cycling in a relaxed position and observing his environment. The cancer you are describing is called spandex-faggots.

>>520526376
Imagine carrying a bolo to entangle in spokes to create a pile up, just so you can cross safely on time... Imagine doing this daily.

>>520525814 (OP)
What’s even the issue here? Everyone walked across safely, people even stopped for them.
Compare that to any car crossing

>>520531385
no, it's all cyclists

>>520527634
Those are only for pedestrians.
Non motorized vehicle is still a vehicle.

Bikeable cities in America are a meme. They're too fucking filled with Jamal, Pedro, and Poojeet going 60mph down the bike path in a stolen Chinese scooter or an ebike. In Poland the bike paths can be quite nice.

The Netherlands is great.

>>520525814 (OP)
>live in a cyclist 'paradise'
>nobody is pedaling
>all bikes are motorized drones
>cars but more unbalanced and without a safety shell

If you believe in walkable or bikeable cities, you are simply a retarded Communist drone who thinks you won't get shot when the regime takes hold. Move to a nowhere town with sidewalks if you want to ride a bike or walk everywhere; they exist in droves.

The reality is Commies don't like living outside of cities because doing this requires effort, planning, and thinking. There mere thought of having to wonder why sometimes the local market doesn't have all the foods all year round frightens these faggots.

>>520525814 (OP)
>A pedestrian has to wait for five seconds
The horror

>>520531318
There is literally no point in stopping, you juzt make eye contact with someone trying to cross and stop pedaling as a clear signal for him (enter the "coasting" mode) and then he crosses and you delicately maneuvre your bike so that you don't crash into him, this is like traffic 101 level stuff, babbys first steps in traffic, of course this is impossible if you are a cocksucking spandexfaggot who absolutely must need to go 35 kmperhour at all times, but that is "given"

>>520531451
It literally is not, my condolences to you if youve got so many spandexfaggots in bongland that you make this elementary mistake to confuse ordinary cyclists with those homosexuals, come to finland (no supershitty lapland tourist scambut actual finland) and observe how cycling is supposed to work

>>520531658
Nowhere towns are full of gangstalking commies

>>520532193
It's specifically the commies that are usually gangstalked

>>520531451
video doesnt prove your point since the white van man was at fault, but yeah riding a fucking penny farthing on the road is a dick move when the ability to easily stop and put your foot down is non existent, like those cyclists with their little clippy shoes, as if cycling on the road isnt dangerous as it is, let me just add to that factor and increase my chances of death.

>>520531385
>Cyclist is the normal guy with normal clothes and a bike that is worth like 100 bucks
no thats wrong, that is just some guy on a bike or a rider at best.
>a cyclist
is a spandex fag, though they dont always come in spandex, you can tell them a mile off as they are usually accessorymaxxed.

>>520531800
>you juzt make eye contact with someone trying to cross and stop pedaling as a clear signal for him (enter the "coasting" mode) and then he crosses and you delicately maneuvre your bike so that you don't crash into him
this is what normal people do.

what really grinds my gears with cyclists is we have a lot of cyclepaths in our area seperate from the road that are so fucking smooth, yet these cunts chose to ride on the bumpy road on narrow lanes that usually have fast moving traffic and hold everyone up, and they even do it when its fucking dark and in the pissing rain when visibility is shit.

>>520527907
This happened to my sister's friend in sixth grade except it was a cement truck. Crushed poor kid's torso from navel down. Had enough time for family to say goodbyes. These were the Orville Redenbacker popcorn people and a really nice family and kid. Chit happens.

>>520527787
>>520528406
>>520528937
>>520528867
That shit was absolutely funny. This should happen to all niggers who play this niggerish game

>>520525814 (OP)
Get a big cart push it in front of you and just go.

>>520527603
>walkable city
>bikes and trains

>>520532273
No.
That's an oxymoron, moronic fed.

>>520525814 (OP)
Just place the biker lane side-by-side with the road and force bikers to stop at red lights.

>>520525814 (OP)
>cyclists be like
>cars must yield I have right of way
>cyclist proceeds to mow down pedestrians

>>520527603
No, you're homosexual.