Thread 520533209

and locked to the galactic plane (unusual if it's spinning and venting gas, should wobble)

>>520533209 (OP)
Okay...keep me posted.
But also ask yourself why /pol/ is literally the only place anyone says anything is interesting with this rock?
Besides the harvard kike.

>>520533209 (OP)
> Yes, ʻOumuamua experienced an unexpected acceleration, gaining speed as it moved away from the Sun.
2/3 known interstellar objects have accelerated faster than expected away from us

Imagine believing this isn’t another giant psyc-ops. They pick some grand name drop 1 article a month then slowly ramp up the articles bout it and voila project blue beam is here

>>520533209 (OP)
this is the most contrived and obvious psychological operation i've ever witnessed. pretty neat stuff.

>>520533345
Please God.

>>520533209 (OP)
>Something flying towards a massive gravitational mass is accelerating
Why are miggers so dumb?

>>520533209 (OP)
Everything moving in a circle or ellipse is accelerating, anon. See: high school physics.

I love aliens!

>>520533209 (OP)
Notice how everything moves along the elliptical plane. Nothing ever comes down from above us or up from below us. Seems unlikely in a true space environment if things worked as described

>>520534099
The people who dominate this world and lie about everything are 100% telling the truth about space - Joe NPC

>>520534099
Both oumuamua and borisov came from above

>>520533748
nigga the miggas dont care about this shit this is content for leftie reddit suicidal queers

>>520533362
We are basically the intergalactic version of a bad neighborhood.
If we could hear it through space, im sure we'd hear the
>Clunk
Of their doors locking as they flew by.

>>520533475
Then it's only being done here. The rest of the internet is barely talking about it.
I really don't think we are important enough anymore.

>>520533345
Fucking roll

>>520533303
Because it's a nothing burger and all nothing burgers start here as CIA ops and if they feel enough people engage they push it to the masses to sell more control
>>520533345

>>520533209 (OP)
These scientists and starwatchers need to abide by one single rule
When they pump shit loke this to the masses when nothing ever happens they need to be publicly beaten by wooden 2x4's for 30 minutes

>>520533345
Rolling

Atlas here. We are coming to exterminate the niggers and the rest of the sub-humans. You will thank us later. Atlas

>>520534912
All of NASA senior staff need to be tarred and feathered honestly.

>>520533345
I hope it’s me

>>520533345
Me

>>520533209 (OP)
I don’t fucking Care if Ayy lmaos wanted us dead it would already have happened

>>520535159
Reeeeee so close

>>520533209 (OP)
It's getting a gravity assist out, of course it's accelerating.

>>520534906
Earthling since you are Canadians and all are subhumans that fuck dogs and watch your women fuck niggers You are at the top of our list. Pray, but it will not matter. You will be dust on the bottom of our boots. Subhuman and a nigger.

>>520533209 (OP)
I saw one of its pods enter the atmosphere in the bay area AMA

>>520533345
I already am.

>>520535086
Elon musk included
400° tar

Treating that random cosmic nigger ice ball which melt from solar heat, spew jets, and behave erratically as spaceships is overestimating them.

>>520533209 (OP)
Shouldn't it be decelerating if it's preparing to land

>>520533303
https://www.livescience.com/space/comets/astronomer-reveals-first-look-at-comet-3i-atlas-as-it-reappears-from-behind-the-sun

There's a steady stream of more and more serious publications entertaining the thought and beliefs, it's more than just a rock, once you read between the lines.

>>520533345
Rolling

>>520533209 (OP)
Fuck off Prawns we're full

>>520534252
>random object enters our solar system
>on a straight course
>but also in the same spot every day
>but also we are moving crazy

>>520534273
Great source nasa shill

>>520533303
It IS a nothingburger as the other anon says, and it is being used to distract from a literal genocide, a global child sex trafficking ring, the mark of the beast, and other things. That being said though, this is kind of the last place left that isn't ENTIRELY algorithmically manipulated to fully steer the narrative. They pay jeets like 30 cents a day to shit up the place, and I sometimes do wonder if things aren't manipulated to some degree. But yea, if you're going to see something they don't want you to see, it will most likely be here first.

>>520533209 (OP)
its nothing retard. loeb is a jew. your shitty life will continue as normal.

>>520535712
>There's a steady stream of more and more serious publications entertaining the thought and beliefs
I think you mean there's more and more calling Avi 'Shit ass video codec' Lobe a retard.

Do not get on the gaynigger ships.

>>520533345
roll

>>520533345
rollan'!

>>520535418
This. The thing has a fucking tail. Spaceships dont have tails like comets.

>>520535651
Decelerating is not really a thing in a relativistic sense. Somewhat in the same way they say "cold doesn't exist", it's safe to assume in a cosmological context; if "experts" are referring to "acceleration" they could very well mean what you would understand as deceleration. Put simply, acceleration by definition is a change in velocity.

>>520533303
Same as covid, really ayylmao's my blebeans

>>520533345
What do you mean become

>>520535926
Two hits with one bullet, Mars and Jupiter.
it's Ayys.

>>520533345
looky here pal, I don't need you to remind me to be retarded

>>520533209 (OP)
Two more wobbles

>>520536396
No.

>>520533345
Become?

>>520535651
it has to speed up a bit to catch jupiter and do something called a "reverse oberth orbital maneuver" which will change it from retrograde to prograde orbit and slow it down enough to drop it into earth's path

Nothing new here.

/pol/tards who 'Ree!!!' about people they don't agree with posting on X don't have the mental capacity to understand that the governments, globally, are hiding the data for a month+.

They call this the distraction while not realizing the global theater they are trapped into watching. Cognitive dissonance is a bitch.

Reminder that over 70% of the world took an experimental "vaccine" for the flu. Meaning a vast majority of this board are just a bunch of larping faggots that go along with what they're told.

>>520536445
>It cannot be.

>>520533345
i don't wanna play, this is just bad juju

>>520536434
https://youtu.be/LXagodEwtSw
wobble wobble rubble rubble nigga

>>520536592
Why would it be?

>>520533303
It will be months before they have enough data for any conclusion and anything until that is pure speculation. /pol/ is the only place retarded enough to indulge before then

>>520533345
what happens if im already retarded

>>520533209 (OP)
You might want to know that there will be announcements for 4I, 5I, etc because our solar system is passing through the next gravity wave from Orion´s (temporary) spiral arm.
These things will be more common as our sun attracts all these passing-by objects, altering the impact probability (note that detection time is nearly 40 days and damage will reach almonst 10 km below the surface). Dont worry though, the chances are minimal.
>archive.is/mgoL4

>>520536649
nvm I thought you were quoting lord of the rings

>>520535926
It might be a rock but it's an extremely exotic rock. That's what's making it so hard to discuss. People screaming about aliens, and the other half screaming at people for even entertaining the idea.
Meanwhile all the stuff about it is pretty unique as the whole greater than the sum of the parts, and it also has pre-biotic composition (i.e. all the ingredients to create life even if life's not formed on it).
So it's very much worth looking at 'cuz it'll tell us more about how flexible the rest of the universe is in how it generates crazy shit flying around.
Consider we found this 3rd time's the charm, who knows how many seemingly exotic rock compositions are flying around? We could improve a ton of science by studying what the universe actually allows outside our solar system.
TL;DR it's still a rock but it's a cool rock. So if you don't think it's cool, then just fuck off and let us nerds study the cool rock okay?

>>520535189
Some random shit aimlessly flying through the eternal nothing of space is caught up in the gravitational pull of a medium star. It bends into its orbit for a cosmically brief moment before flying off forever again into nothingness. We should all be impressed we got to this technological point. Space agencies are standing tall being able to perceive, identify, track, and analyze this honestly. That's kind of the more remarkable thing here. Who knows how many interstellar hunks of shit like this flew through our system millions of times before without us noticing them?

>>520537304
>then just fuck off and let us nerds study the cool rock okay?

Le heckin sciencerino, fuck you

>>520533345
Rolling

>>520533209 (OP)
A GALACTIC PLANE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>520533209 (OP)
There's this thing called gravity and the sun is really huge and it's going to make it speed up. Stop listening to Avi Loeb he's a fucking Jewish retard.

>>520537438
No fuck you. If you don't like the rock, then fine go do something you find more important. Others will continue to things they find important and it won't always align with your ideas.
Get over yourself, faggot. Not all science is "OMG HECKIN POP SCI" faggotry. If you think it is, you're simply retarded and incorrigible. Utterly gormless behavior.

>>520536262
who's paying you to post this shit?

>>520533345
please eb me

>>520537681
Who's paying you to distract us from the Epstein files?

>>520533209 (OP)
>JPL says
The organization founded by the man that wife swapped with L. Ron Hubbard and Aleister Crowley, and blew himself up trying to summon demons, said a thing?
Well fuck, it must be true. What do famous jews say? Retard.

>>520533209 (OP)
1pbtid fucking retarded spam bot eglin faggot

>>520533345
if i am already retarded will i become unretarded. please kek pick me.

>>520533345
Test.

>>520533209 (OP)
>I3/ATLAS
If an actual alien ship entered the solar system like this, it would take one of two forms. Either it would be a dead hulk (Oumuamua = good candidate) or it would be broadcasting technological signatures across the EM spectrum. Or it'd be a space whale, that'd be cool.
>tl;dr it's a rock
>it's always just a rock

>>520533345
Marco rollo. Everything about this is stinky like my pinky.

>>520533345
ralng

>>520533209 (OP)
>says it's accelerating
last year one of the UFO guys working with lou Elizondo came forward and warned everyone that they would do this psyop and that what they were saying would be a lie. He litteralty warned us.

>>520533345
i am the retard

>>520533345
Rooooooooooooooooolllllllllllling!!!

If ayyylmaos invade its open season for shitskins.

>>520533345
its going to be me isnt it

>>520533209 (OP)
This is it, bros. This is the big one.

>>520535194
Niggers are in America, Canada has the other brown skin shitheads

>>520533345
Brown people.

alien/annukaki/biblical fallen angels/inter dimensional squatches can literally bend gravity and can literally enter bodies of water at five thousand miles an hour without any change in trajectory or speed, etc. They are operating outside the confines of the white-robed einsteinian scripture; that is physics and the rest of their retarded thinking.

So no, a stupid fucking rock spinning around in 'space' like every other stupid fucking rock is not a mother ship or whatever retarded jewish psy op shit they are pushing.
>why?
you ask?
Because it drives attention away from the actual information and phenomenon out there- that really can't be ignored at this point.

Literally any news-driven story out there is ALWAYS a last ditch effort at trying to maintain control of the flow of information. ON ANY SUBJECT

>>520539655
trvth

>>520533345
Doubling down, just to be sure…

>>520533345
op is retarded by default <3

>>520534099
Isn't the milky way spining in a relatively straight axis?

>>520534252
What about this is hard to believe? Momentum? Gravitation?

>>520533345
This is my chance

>>520533345
Gets and I curse my next incarnation to life as a retarded kike

>>520533209 (OP)
It's a rock flying through space bro. It's really not that spectacular.

>>520533209 (OP)
Jpl? Where is the press release or article?

>>520533345
End my pain

>>520534252
This is retarded and now believe flat earth.

>>520533345
Fuck me retarded

>>520533345
Rolling to get tarded by ayylums for the team

>>520533303
It’s another episode of every single time

>>520533209 (OP)
You space niggers really need this to be something other then worthless rock #12831928391

>>520540510
>This is retarded and now believe flat earth.

They want us to believe were flying through space like a rogue meteor while doing perfect rotations with dozens of so called planets, something just doesn't add up

>>520536269
RETARD!

>>520533475
Ironically it was ruined already by orson Welles 87 years ago https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_of_the_Worlds_(1938_radio_drama)

>>520533345
Nigger

>>520533209 (OP)
Ayys aren't getting me a house.
Ayys aren't getting me land to farm.
Ayys aren't getting me a comely wife and children.

I just don't care, i know, i know...but I don't care.

>>520533345
Plz make retart saar

>>520533475
Reddit talks about this all the time.
https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/
It's a pretty popular site.

>>520533345
This is how lazy glowniggers bump their threads

>>520533345
Nigger durr

>>520533655
kek
checked
>>520533345
will become or already am?
rolling
>>520535189
it's literally just a rock

>>520541574
The intention was to draw attention to this retarded thread in hopes the retard jans would move it to /x/, but apparently like 50 dudes who post here are admittedly retarded, so I guess nobody learned anything here. Fucking nigger

>>520540893
every other planet is a sphere, but Earth is flat, yeah.

>>520533345
i look like that and i do that

>>520533463
>something was supposed to happen in Sept 2025, and nothing happened
>something was supposed to happen on Oct 29th, and nothing did
>only 1 academic talking about it and it's a jew from harvard (a name which has lost a lot of credibility)
take the NEHpil. nothing ever happens and everything is a psyop. even using the internet is part of the psyop to overload us with info.

>>520533209 (OP)
my new girlfriend started her period : I

come the fuck on

>>520533345
I'm already a retard

>>520533209 (OP)
>JPL says it's accelerating
So you retards are just outright lying at this point?

>>520533345
erythtrjDGJHGDJHDTJ

>>520542409
i TRIED really hard

If it's ayys, what made them come now?

>>520533345
I just hit the bong and it's my homemade bong and I am 11

>>520533362
Everything wants get away from niggers. Even space rocks.

>>520542465
i recognise that flippen

>>520533209 (OP)
you know what? i'd laugh my head off if the plain of the Milky Way has just rotated into an area of space that's full of space rocks and we get twatted by a big one in approx. 14 days. fucking niggers going on about ayys deserve the same fate as the dinosaurs.

>>520534252
that is nothing

>>520533362
>ʻOumuamua experienced an unexpected acceleration
It went from ~26,000 m/s to ~26,050 m/s
Perfectly consistent with a large outgassing

>>520542560
agent six of nine signalled that earthcels are ripe for assimilation

>>520534468
>>520542617
why I still come here

>>520542836
you're a large outgassing, faggot

>>520542818
are we really the crazy ones for being skeptical of this?

>>520541945
Every other animal is dumb but humans have self-awareness and mathematics so yeah

>>520533362
There have only been 3 known and observed interstellar objects.

>>520533345
Oh god oh fuck

>>520542926
obviously yes

>>520542926
You're just uneducated about physics, frames of reference, and the size of that
But you're also being lied to in that image - the stars are much, much farther than that image would have you believe, and moving much, much slower against the background stars

>>520542892
The only MLK boulevards r on Erf niggra.

>>520533345
y no retarded yet?

>>520543071
>>520542818
>>520534252

WE IZ TRAVELLIN?

>>520543173
why doesn't NASA ever just stick a fucking camera on the moon? How hard is to put a camera at least orbiting near the moon with a live feed up close and a live camera on Earth, why hasn't that happened yet?

>>520533345
Dibs

>>520543303
go back to sleep

>>520533748
>gravity
>real
Pick one

>>520543314

>why doesn't NASA ever just stick a fucking camera on the moon?

Why would aliens that can travel trough the universe use a comet like ship that goes slow as shit and comes closer to stars to travel?

>>520534524
>rollan'!
stop lying faggot.
there's literally at least 15 fucking AI YouTube accounts that only where created when this first stared being talked about.

Density towers cannot exist without gravity

>>520533209 (OP)
They are coming to prope your anus

>>520543409
maybe they travel through universe at comet speed, maybe that is the fastest you can go

>>520533303
>why /pol/ is literally the only place anyone says anything is interesting with this rock
Because all the flat earth and moon hoax shills post here, and they use retardation like this to sneak their conspiratard bullshit past the jannies

>>520541945
Don't even respond to them.
There are three types of flatheads.
Agents
Trolls
And gullible retards.
The last two work for the first one whether they know it or not.
The agents will NEVER admit to being wrong for obvious reasons.
The trolls won't either for similar reasons.
And the gullible retards are so stupid they have their ego tied up into the nonsense.
So even if you did make sense to them and actually got them to think, it would bring on so much cognitive dissonance upon them as to be physically painful.
The best thing any of us can do, and really the only thing we should do to/for them, is to ignore them, or...laugh. Just give em a lol for whatever batshit reatrded thing they say. They utterly CRAVE and need the attention and engaging with them in good faith is exactly what they want. For the agents it's literally their job.
If you ignore and or ridicule them you take that away from them and effectively win.
Nothing you say, no amount of data or sound reasoning or evidence will change their mind. It's an exercise in futility and will only serve to exhaust and frustrate you while empowering them.
Please anon.

>>520536850
shit like that takes fucking 100,000 years though...
you make "passing through" sound like its driving down the street

>>520543523
dickhead, flat earth types are very reasonable, all they ask for is live footage from the moon of Earth, a very honest request considering we supposedly sent humans there long ago

>>520543549
I would argue there's a fourth type - the grifters like Dave Weiss, Mark Sergeant, Witsit, etc.
They know the truth, but they make money selling their grift to the gullible retards

>>520543519
how fast do comets travel? they don't seem so fast.

>>520533345
I not retarded. Your are retarded.

>>520543713
All Americans are retarded leaf bro

>>520542891
i have no idea if in my lifetime it would be possible to be completely done draining my balls in that 11/10

>>520543346

What's this again?

>>520543650
You're right. But, they still work for the agents as well. It's quite the ingenious psyop.
I'm sure there are vastly fewer agents than the rest, on orders of magnitude fewer. Dont need many. Just a few pot stirrers to wind up the idiots and off they go! Wheeeeee!

>>520543651
Stealth comets are so slow that we still lack the technology to detect them. And when we are lucky enough to see one, we are only seeing the earth facing surface. They are like intergalactic icebergs.

The next guy who posts after this has the AIDS

>>520543769
Me bad. I blorry.

>>520543798
Looks like the asteroid belt and how Jupiter maintains its safe distance away from us. I had no idea it's like that triangle shape. That's if I'm even correct. I mean it could also be your mom

>>520543651
>how fast do comets travel
It varies with distance from the Sun in their orbit
They're out in space, accelerate as they fall close to the Sun, wrap around it, and then slow down as they leave again

3I/ATLAS is not going to follow that pattern though, because it's not gravitationally bound to the Sun, so it's going to just keep on flying in a (mostly) straight line out of the Solar System
At its fastest (which just happened) it was going at about 58 kilometers per second.
The Earth's circumference at the Equator is about 40,000 kilometers, for scale.
So it could circle the Earth in about 12 minutes

>>520536850
That's what I've been saying. Entering debris fields which will maybe bombard us non stop lol

>>520543958
have your back
>>520543958
not exactly, asteroid belt is separate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jupiter_trojan

>>520533345
Let it be so. Tardmaxing is the only way.

>>520533748
It was proven to show *non-gravitational* acceleration, thus why it went faster past the sun at predicted (JPL horizon tracking) perihelion and was observable.

There are only two reasons that can account for this:
1. Major off-gassing. This is NASA's latest narrative (they say it lost 1/6 of it's mass supposedly) This will be verifiable (or proven wrong) when it is observed close to Earth in Dec.

2. artificial propulsion/course correction

>>520533345
2 x

>>520543798
>What's this again?
Asteroids between the orbit of Jupiter and the inner planets which are roughly in the Lagrange Points L3, L4 and L5

I want to see the engine on this thing.

>>520533209 (OP)
>JPL says it's accelerating
It's getting closer to the Sun.

>>520544101
>It was proven to show *non-gravitational* acceleration
No it wasn't, at least not in any statistically significant way that is not easily explained by outgassing

>>520536850
soon(again)

>>520544101
no
there is 3rd reason, the current 'only gravity' model is wrong and so math based on this model don't work well in the real world

>>520544101
>This is NASA's latest narrative (they say it lost 1/6 of it's mass supposedly)
Literally nobody at NASA has ever said anything like that
You're quoting the grifting retard Avi Loeb who has zero credibility and is constantly spouting bullshit

>>520533345
I love the Space Wolves

>>520543368
Real eyes
Realize
Real lies

>>520533345
Space paraphernalia.

>>520533345
Fuck no please don't let it be me

>>520544132
Kekk

>>520545256
what does your face look like when the windows are closed in a car retard?

>>520533345
Get.
On.
The.
Ships.

>>520545723
you are saying that earth is closed under glass firmament?
damn

>>520543991
>At its fastest (which just happened) it was going at about 58 kilometers per second

That's slow as fuck. You need to travel the closest to the speed of light possible and that is 300,000 km/s so it's impossible to travel trough space so slowly.

>>520533345
Rolling for brain damage

>>520543314
That’s a very antisemitic question!

>>520533345
Check em

>>520545884
why?
maybe they travel that slow, maybe their mothership with real drive lie outside the solar system in the dark, maybe the distance between stars is actually much smaller

>>520533345
Nigger

>>520542920
Heh heh heh

>>520545992
Maybe, maybe, maybe... yeah we can play that game forever and it makes no sense. We can only talk about what we know.

>>520546113
most of current model is based on unverifiable assumptions
even in your case you just assume that the object come from nearby sun and flow at current speed through void or you have some real data?

Look, if one day ayys come to our planet. They would be so advanced compared to us that we will think they are gods. If they come to kill us and take our planet we won't even see them, they will sent a virus and kill 90% of people and then will send some robots to kill the remaining ones. We won't even see them, they will sit in their motherships above earth just chilling and waiting for the planet to be ready for them to colonize it.

>>520543519
That would mean generation ships. If our biology is similar

>>520542891
>sex kitten
do want

>>520546218
Do you have any real data of what you are saying? It's stupid to talk like that, if you don't believe anything astronomy says then what is the point? Would you be able to prove anything that you are saying? No, so it's all a waste of time.

>>520546306
maybe they just live long enough or maybe they sleep through travel
>>520546388
that is rich coming from you

>>520533345
PROJECT BLUE BEANS IS GONNA HAPPEN SO THEY CAN MANUFACTURE A MASS DIE OFF EVENT

>>520543798
I believe it's the Oort cloud

>>520533345

rolling

>>520546721
Disregard. I am retarded. That's definitely the asteroid belt.

>>520533303
You're not gonna wait by the edge of your seat for the next two weeks? Fuck. We need better psyops.

PLEASE STRIKE INDIA
DIGITS AND INDIA IS OBLITERATED FOR GOOD

>>520533345
Jokes on you I already

Real Reason 4chan was HACK Cuz This Post!
OMG Real Hacker Inside Área51! Most importante Thread ever posted!
Was here over fews days ago Jeaniis freaks keep deleting Thread in PANIC mode cuz is so legit Haxorman infosec.
Wtf he did reply on any questions! He did return the next day but posts were deleted very quickly, where he basically made a statement that we are living in a catastrophic immenent Alien disclosure arrival any day. This was the only reason the deep state Illuminati let Trump win the election. We are all going to move into gigantic motherships in a relocation rapture type of event, so it is over, sir. Good luck, Safe.

"Yes the alien will arrive any day now 4sure, it is a normal process, but weird here the alien beings at Area 51 that we hold are interdimensional beings they see this place as a realm or game container simulation sandbox but the alien we getting soon arrival are normal Contact aliens processof evolution, a very complex deal to believe me.>
Bye must go return morning
eastern safe."

Original Thread from 1 hours ago POL Archive

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/492480581/

>>520533209 (OP)
>JPL says it's accelerating
>*was already as close as it was gonna get days ago*
It's leaving our ghetto star system.

We haven't been tracking interstellar objects for that long. This is only the third one. Who knows how frequent they come by.

>>520533463
How is it a psy op if nobody cares? Especially when it's just a fucking rock.

>>520533209 (OP)
Nothing ever happens

Go back to work

>>520533209 (OP)
what are posts about this comet comms for?

Maybe 3i Atlas be stationary — and we’re the ones moving?

>>520547244
Bellissimo.

>>520533209 (OP)
Kenetic kill vehicle

>>520549271
>Kenetic

>>520541945
The light bulbs in your living room are round, your living room must be round.... make better arguments... what evidence at all do you have that something in the air supposedly hundreds of millions of miles away is the same something you live on.... if you are going to refute a position, you have to do so on what you can physically verify... FEers fully acknowledge luminaires and objects in the firmament... just because the balls on top of a pool table are round, doesn't mean the pool table is a ball or is round... you need to learn how to debate regardless of what side your on

>>520533303
> what is /x/

>>520549409
It's a schizo shit board hardly anyone uses.
Stupid question.

>>520533753
I believe they mean non-gravitational acceleration

>>520549271
{FIERCE}

>>520542926
The psychic preacher says 5 million reptilian warriors are on board.

>>520547666
No it actually does track with multiple different people who've all said this comet has been giving them intense nightmares about falling stars hitting the seafloor/ruining the earths ocean completely

>>520533899
Yes

>>520535251
Did you smell anything like burnt rubber?

>>520544153
>Lagrange Point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vppbdf-qtGU

>>520540893
>i'm a paid shill for the flat earth psy op and i pretend i'm a fucking retard that doesn't understand how cameras work as a job

>>520543314
power, bandwidth, necessity for extensive ground stations, large antennas, no scientific purpose, you wouldn't believe it anyways and would come up with some cope

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>>520533303
Is harvard man that Gravy Schmoloeb guy x keeps referencing?

the sun is not shrinking away in the evening
the sun is not larger at noon
because its not moving overhead on a flat earth

the earth is rotating under a large and far away sun

the horizon dips below eye level

on a flat earth we wouldn't all be seeing the same face of the moon

you can watch the sun set twice in the same day because its round

lasers are not immune to refraction

>>520536705
Return to leddit, npc

>>520533209 (OP)
Its plausible its an alien probe.

>>520542836
Have you any idea what it takes to propel an object with 33 billion tonnes mass even +1 m / sec you absolute shrimpbrain? Its not the outgassing, because it never works this

>>520543614
In the galactic time, it´s not that much. The Yarrabubba crater "warning zone" is the nearest probability rise, and after 20 runs the Earth did not get another at the same place.
Because it is the oldest impact crater its like as restarting the sine orbit from our actual location most near attractor zone, but the distances are absurdly large between objects. The solar system moves up and down the galactic plane while at it, adding more chances to miss them.

>>520542818
it's not only saturn that was a star or sun, also jupiter, uranus and neptune... that's evidence of 4 different galaxies that became sucked into the milky way, the 5th being the jewish "messiah" or andromeda

>milky way + four other galaxies
>pentagram
>milky way and four other galaxies + andromeda
>star of david

>>520544226
So, plasma fun shenanigans

the solar system's sun, will be recharged after whatever star from the andromeda galaxy loses all of its star life to the sun

and the beast will have eight heads and however many horns, instead of only seven (planets with no life) and ten horns or bigger stuff like pluto

the beast being the sun
>seven heads or kings
no life
>son or girl sits amongst them
earth
>ten horns
pluto and various things orbiting the beast

>>520552038
Levi something. He claimed the long turd one ounananomamamau or whatever the ridiculous island word one was called was also ayys.

also out of the four other galaxies already swallowed or merged with the milky way, one of them may have been a satellite galaxy of andromeda that broke away containing the white race and flung out to the milky way faster than andromeda

andromeda is where the white race originated, and you're all welcome here in the milky way that is a chinese galaxy, it's the niggers that weren't satellites of andromeda or milky way that dumped their retarded subhumans we really don't care for

>>520533362
What are gravitational slingshots, Trebek

So many ignant whi ppl.
>nooo it's not aliens, god made me in one daaay
You won't be having pissy fits when you're being probed, faggots.

I don’t think any of this is real and gay nerds are encouraged to buy into this slop to stop them realising how bad things are on earth (the only place that exists)

>>520552926
theyre just higher galactic chinks that have no empathy for shitskins here

maybe on a mission to bring salvaged whites from a less stable part of the galaxy to the main portion since we chinks are particularly fond of whites

or as the christians would say, saved by their father jesus in the end times which happened for some other whites scattered on the farther fringes of the galaxy

>>520534252
The sun also moves in a wave pattern across the galactic plane.

remember that ayys from betelgeuse are in contact with chinks in china here

If they were real alien they'd be here right now.
Sadly it's just another nothingburger comet.

You will go wageslave your life away until AI is good enough to replace you.

>>520552916
>a fucking leaf
gravity was accounted for
the extra acceleration was offgassing, radiation pressure or something else
both "radiation pressure" (implying very low mass and very high reflectivity) and "something else" (implying fuck knows what) would be hella weird and offgassing was not actually detected so

>>520553456
they wont care until theres a great awakening

They're coming to anal probe our politicians.
Praise kek ayeee lol.

>>520543211
Looking at context clues he appears to be standing on a puddle of his or another's dried blood. The bullet holes in the door suggest he was on the receiving end. His bandaged arm and joyous posturing indicate he has survived the gun shots and live to nig another day.

of china by the rest of the humans and questionable species of hominids on the planet

>>520553456
It may have a probe on it but in all likeliness its just a big fuck off comet off gassing which is altering the trajectory.

>>520533209 (OP)
Im locked to your mom's galactic plane, if you know what I mean.

3i atlas is the final ship that salvaged the whites from a planet experiencing an end times, the other two rocks salvaged animals or fauna

if whites on this world wish to experience it for theirselves and brought to the center of the galaxy, then they must love the chinks

>>520536357
>its just a flu bro
>its juat a comet bro
>ackshually its the most deadly virus ever and we need lockdowns and everyone needs to take this vax
>ackshually its aliens and we need a world government and everyone needs to take the chip
Same exact play. I remember when we got to see the secret videos of chinks dying in the streets from covid that were obviously all fake after the fact.

>>520534468
>Clunk
kek. i reasoned that any communication is rather moot until we've passed the singularity.

>>520534468
who could blame them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2pFc4ZGbeo

>>520533209 (OP)
keep grifting avi

i will be laughing at all of you for at least a week after the rock just leaves

>>520544226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PXQ0zpjlcs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=761dtQvVsjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G13KzEJqBw

>>520533209 (OP)
don’t care about gay psyops for goyim
outer space doesn’t exist anyway

>>520533209 (OP)
meds
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>>520533209 (OP)
shouldn't it decelerate if it intended to stay in the solar system

>>520549360
Why does crescent moon rotate as you travel north/south? It's horizontal on the equator, and near vertical at higher latitudes, north and south hemisphere have inverse horizontal orientation.
How does a flat earth model explain this?

Have any of you guys had dreams of alien invasions where the skies are full of ships of all different makes and models? I woke up almost crying it scared me so bad which is something that never ever happened before.

>>520555427
>normies beginning to question their fragile reality

>>520533303
NBC reported on it tonight and said it's non gravitational acceleration can't be explained.

>>520533362
>2/3 known interstellar objects have accelerated faster than expected away from us
because their first locations of earth started on india

>>520555475
kek 2/10 gullible schizo post

>>520555555
Kerching

>>520555555
SAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

>>520555501
Thanks for confirming you have to be white to understand three-dimensional geometry, mutt. That explains why /pol/ is increasingly full of flat-earth retards as it gets flooded by jeets and other third world nogs.

>>520554445
Our solar system is arriving to a gravitational wave density which also happens to be
>the timing of some major extinction events on Earth coincides with the solar system's journey through Milky Way's spiral arms
>https://archive.is/bEGfC
"just leaves" "oh another one"

>>520555555
nice hexes

>>520555555
You mean they saw what india is like and don't ever want to come back to our planet?

>>520535883
you breathe it in my dear, you cant run from this. youre on earth, seth is your father now. thats right and theres nothing you can do about it other than cope like a retard. being retarded must suvk.

MY CHILDREN

>>520533209 (OP)
I hope ter fuck this 3I/ATLAS mofo is genuine, coz I'm barging myself, highjackin style onto that muhu vu guhh and going with them to a new galaxy, fuck this fuckin Earth shed.

>>520555555
Must be true look at those 5s.

>>520536262
>The thing has a fucking tail.
10/10, where my 3i/atlas rule 34 porn at?

>>520536262
deep space spaceships would get a tail due to shit condensing on them

>>520555501
What is the matter, someone helps prove spherical Earth, and typical american has to ridicule?
You are the type that would burn a woman to death for being a witch, in your opinion.

>>520556779
You think they wouldn't have the technology to disconnect that tail, a simple heat coil (installed at a critical position,) from about 100 years ago would do it.

>>520556914
Why would you waste the energy though?

>>520556943
Adios

>>520556943
bussi mogging

Our visitors are our ancestors. They seeded this planet eons ago, they actually look more or less like us but their genes are perfect because they can modify them however they like. They have no illnesses either. We are their experiment, among countless other planets they seeded, just to explore evolutionary paths an intelligent race like them might take.

>>520557027
we wuz alyums n shieeet

>>520557027
progenitor god posting is cringe and so 2016

let me guess, we need to support a zionist one world government asap, too?

>>520557127
I don't know, it's just a conclusion I've come up with after collecting UAP lore over the years and analyzing it and drawing connections. They come here, stir shit up, then they leave and come back after thousands or even millions of years. Seeing the current state of our world, especially india, africa and middle-east, I wouldn't be surprised if they just hit the reset button in the near future. Though I also suspect they want to see us going further since on the other hand tech-wise we have advanced rapidly. It would also explain stuff such as cattle mutilations, they literally just extract any useful naturally evolved genes from beings for their own gene-library.

>>520557321
oh boy, here we go. just do your daily-dilation and call it a day buddy. everyone has moved on from this goyslop kek

>>520557436
I'm not a tranny, you sound like a schizo yourself. Trannies are brainwashed and kikes are evil.

Oh and I also have a feeling, no proof but just a feeling that books such as the bible were written by them, as a guide for us on how to live a peaceful but progressive life. Not necessarily even the whole book but the important teachings in it.

I bet they're coming to release the Epstein files ahah

>>520533362
>/3 known interstellar objects have accelerated faster than expected away from us
The gravitational physics is incorrect.

>le bullshit aliums update
None of it is factual. Just a new lie every day for retards who don't understand what the words mean.

>>520557321
If I was an ancient precursor species, i would be more pleased with the current state of Africa or even the remaining indigenous tribes that exist than with Europe or USA

>>520557577
I don't personally believe this atlas comet is anything interesting. I think the UFO schizos are just as crazy as they were before, they believe this kike "Avi Loeb" who keeps posting speculations about Atlas. I feel like the whole UFO community is riddled with normie-schizos with shoe-size IQ's.

>>520557471
yikes

IM CALLING IT NOW


IM A TRANNY

ALIEN

>>520557910
we know.

>>520540893
Flat earth is such a boring conspiracy. At least "birds aren't real" can be fun.

>>520540893
Yet I can see a clear horizon in your video. Lol.

>>520535082
About fucking time ! And don't give me all that bullshit about light-year and distance and shit! You are almost fucking too late! You can't imagine the challenge this planet hase had with untermenchen. Now , we shall skip the chitchat. Get to work will ya?? Can't wait to see the result. You read me untermenchen!?!

OH NO I'M SO DISTRACTED

>>520533209 (OP)
>unusual if it's spinning and venting gas, should wobble
Trust the science.

>>520553381
You know what's wild? It takes like 250 million years for our star to complete an orbit around the galactic center. Last time our star was in its current position, the very first proto dinosaurs were emerging.

Thinking about space stuff depresses the pigeon shit out of me. Once you learn how truly expansive and full of nothing everything is, it's anxiety-inducing. Like just the mere distance between us and our nearest star is insane. Movies and TV shows have given normies these false expectations of what our future is like in space.

That's why any notion of aliens coming here to butt probe or spy on us is ridiculous lol. The amount of energy, time, and resources it would take to travel such distances for such a trivial thing is laughable. I think life likely exists on a small percentage of worlds in the form of microbes and single cell algae bullshit, but complex, intelligent life is infinitesimally small. The conditions for us to exist on this world is so staggeringly lucky and we've only come into existence about 80% into our planet's habitable period (the sun will eventually make Earth uninhabitable).

>>520536396
>send your ship through a star system
>let's calculate our trajectory so we can probe as many planets as possible!
>We'll be able to check the 2nd, 4th and 5th planets! The 1st one is likely just a rock with no traces of life
>How about the 3rd one?
>The chances of it having any life are miniscule. Let's focus on the 4th and the 2nd one instead
>Oyvey sire!

Flat earth is kike theory.
It was introduced to the Christianity for slaves to believe they are the chosen one the god's only creation and nonsense like that. It returned and who is doing it again ? Kikes... as always people being braindead they eat it up without thinking twice since kike is a good master and only beats you twice a day you don't have to ask for more.

>>520546778
>I am retarded
yes you are, stupid leaf

>>520534468
Humans are the niggers of the galaxy

>>520553381
oldest remains of human civilization is around 12500 year old too, theres definitely some kind of event that happens on earth every 10-15k years

>>520536705
>/pol/ is the only place retarded enough
surely you've heard of /x/

>>520542560
They probably saw the nukes 80 years ago and started travelling towards us back then

>>520552926
you've been zutted, Hafez

>>520553204
>father
>jesus
let me stop you right there, retard

>>520558417
>depresses the pigeon shit out of me
why do you talk like this
>amount of energy
what do you actually know about it

>>520542293
Just fugg in the shower, problem solved

>>520534468
This is the kinda shit that keeps me going on this horrid shithole.

>>520557680
>yikes
reddit faggot
>was being ironic
fucking no one cares about you

>>520557651
>shoe-size IQ's
and transition-size egos

>>520539655
>actual information and phenomenon [sic] out there- that really can't be ignored at this point
Such as?

>>520557980
bird's aren't real has a reason, they're all used for spying. ask any flat earther WHY are the elite lying about the shape of the earh. because they're powerful man! they just like to lie! it serves them because they laugh at us! nobody can tell you why a sphere, it's not like you can fuck off from here firmament or not, the elite is fucking trapped with us here regardless of shape or wether is a projection

>>520534468
Lmfao

Fuck off space niggers, we’re full. You can crash on the moon if you want.

>>520543615
Fucking meth head, you realise you can go jump on a boat and sail around the world right? Let me guess, all the fucking navigational charts have a slight twist in the latitude lines to force you around in a circle?
Fuck I hate you idiots.

>>520555555
hexes of truth.

Pro tip: Dust bunnies are not really bunnies.

>>520561619
>Let me guess, all the fucking navigational charts have a slight twist in the latitude lines to force you around in a circle?
Actually, that's pretty much what they believe. Some flat earth maps has antarctica as a giant ice wall around the rest of the world. Some variations have different melted parts with different continents and shieeet.
So if you go to the south pole and keep walking, you'll find Narnia or some shit.

>>520536456
>over 70% did X
Do you believe /pol/ is a 1 to 1 representation of the world?

>>520533209 (OP)
When the latest retarded conspiracy blows over and nothing happens as usual, do cosnpiracy retards ever self-reflect or do they just move on to the next retarded conspiracy?

Did any Qanon tards ever think "boy, I sure was stupid to believe that larp, I won't make that mistake again", or are they in this thread right now waiting for aliens to land?

>>520533303
>/pol/ is literally the only place anyone says anything is interesting with this rock?
Ever heard of a little place called /x/?

>>520533209 (OP)
the galactic plane? I want to ask cause I've only recently started playing around in space engine, but we only have an arbritary idea of what is the north and south galactic pole because that's how the earth and solar system is situtated, we happens to be simlar-ish to the bottom-top of the galaxy, but a lot of other solar systems would have magnetic poles if other direcitons woudn't they? Like even north seems only set because all the smart civs are in the north hemisphere, or am I missing any other points that other planets/solar system would make this not arbritary?

>>520562026
The Vril Nazi UFO shit is kino as fuck.
>>520562164
Not all conspiracy theories are theories anymore. I think flat earthers and religious nuts mostly are glownigger operations to discredit and divert other more plausible theories.

>>520534524
I'll keep that in mind when the planet explodes
>no one was talking about it
>but why didn't you warn us

>>520533209 (OP)
Fake n gay

>>520536396
I would count Venus too, and the fact that it even touched the inner solar system is unheard of, I forget where the asteroid was that we landed on but I doubt it was as much farther than half the distance of Mars

If I were an alien I would send at least 3x 3I ATLASes. I bet humans could take just one 3I ATLAS, seems short-sighted

>>520562324
if you really wanna real mind blowing theory read velikovsky

>>520557577
>The gravitational physics is incorrect.
The only correct take in the entire discussion regarding Omuamua, 3iAtlas, Dark matter, Dark energy, and so on. Want to be the next Einstein? Figure this shit out and win a Nobel prize.

>>520561956
Don't get me wrong I believe in Antarctic Nazis and space aliens

>>520533463
Go back and watch this guys streams. He's an amateur astronomer, and he was consistently using coordinates provided by NASA to watch 3I/ATLAS irl until the glare from the sun obscured being able to see it.
>SUPER SHAATTT
https://youtube.com/@dobsonianpower
I would imagine that soon he will be back live showing us new images of it.

>>520539655
I think some aliens use different methods, it's possible it got here at lightspeed, but slowed down once it hit the heliopause, maybe it's a dangerous enough area that even lightspeed craft slow down in order to slip through, or they just want to slowly observe while pretending to be a rock

>>520540893
it literally all adds up down to the most minute gravitational computations

>>520541267
can you say that with certainty?

>>520543798
Jupiter clears out the space around it so there's this weird pincer of asteroid in front and behind it as it orbits

>>520543409
maybe they can only go lightspeed outside the solar system, helipause might be dangerous enough you can just fly through it without slowing down

>>520533209 (OP)
how it is unusual? What is the vector of acceleration? What is the rotational vector of the object?

Its very normal for outgassing to cause an acceleration.

>>520546113
but you're also wrong pulling conjecture about being too slow for interstellar travel, but we don't know that it did

>>520546247
or maybe they were able to just aquire tech to travel at FTL speed before the rest of it's society was as advanced, maybe we're odd that we got this far without discovering it and all our other tech is actually more advanced/balanced

>>520552128
also the idea that Earth isn't a sphere completley ruins plate tectonics and how lava is supposed to work, and tides

>>520533209 (OP)
If it's speeding up it ain't coming here retards.

>>520562616
>if you really wanna real mind blowing theory read velikovsky
I'll look into it, thanks!
>>520562773
It's very plausible. I like to think about inner/hollow earth as well, and how it could work.

>>520564126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGZ10uj-4wU

>>520558417
it's not depressing becuase it is man's fate to control time and space, it's all infinite time scales until you learn how to go backwards in time and then it doesn't matter at all

>>520543423
And all these degenerate accounts keep spamming hour long AI videos about it in my feed everyday.

>>520533209 (OP)
STFU space hoax kikes

>>520559676
Makes sense, we go from a low traffic area to a high traffic one every 12.5ky.

Try harder feds. You need to sit down and redo the entire fear porn propaganda on this one. It's embarrassing to see you keep pushing it when it's been debunked as AI slop from so many sources already.
Better luck next time I guess