Thread 520536821

Yeah, this is me. My Testosterone levels are over 9000.

Shave it off and move on. Are you a woman?

>>520536821 (OP)
Chick's mocking him isn't she? Took his pictures cos he looks like an alien.

>>520536821 (OP)
...sigh...Tylers fucked. It pains me to say that

What do you even do if you've got those genes? Shave your head? Hit the weights? He is 18 and 5'6" btw....
How do you turn around his life and start getting Ws instead of taking Ls?

>>520537118
>shave head
>weightlift and steroid max
>get tattoos and motorcycle
>start smoking cigarettes

>>520536976
It's actually something far worse and more cruel than mockery, she has pity on him, but that wont help him.

>>520537118
I'd say start slow with mild running and half an hour of sports(football preferably, volleyball and basketball ball if he wants to get taller) to improve the frame and mobility.

Then get him into heavy labour. Like mining, cutting trees, anything that requires lifting heavy weights and keeps him physically active.

>>520536976
He might be packing a 10 inch hog.

>>520536821 (OP)
Life hit him like pic rel

>>520537118
turn him into a tech bro as best you can

>TYLER'S GRADUATION PARTY PLANS
Can someone find this out?

>>520537295
Oh, that's far worse. Femoids never understand how it makes him feel when a woman has pity on a guy

>That won't help him
Yeah, she must said how he looks and comes off as straight to his face and asked him to get better.

>>520536821 (OP)
If I could, I'd make that kid King of America. Just because.

>>520537118
Get rich; I guess. That’s kinda what I did. But I have a full head of hair and I’ve never had a chick put me on blast like this on social media so that’s easy for me to say

>>520537270
>start smoking, tattoos
>you're short and have aesthetically disappearing hair, therefore make incredibly unhealthy choices
the left is right about masculinity, it's a cringe cargo cult

>>520536821 (OP)
Don't make fun of people here. we made fun of him /fa like two months ago.

>>520537118
>bulk up
>shave head meme
>learn to chameleon with normalfags (hard mode)
>realise at 25 it was all for fucking nothing, you simply will never be That Guy who stumbles into relationships, can easily make small talk, is “cute” when awkward, gets hired because the boss/HR takes a liking to them
is this what gen Z and gen A mean by “aura”? “vibe”? you have it or you dont, simple as.

>>520537295
>It's actually something far worse and more cruel than mockery, she has pity on him, but that wont help him.
>She has pity on him

You're very smart anon. To understand something just of that post. You've read women well.

LAEVE THIS FUCKING GyY ALONE!!!

>>520536821 (OP)
>>520536976

i believe those adjectives really showcase hoe women make fun of you while on the surface looking totally sincere and innocent.

also why women hate other women.

>>520536821 (OP)
just hit the gym, nofap, cold showers, bro. you got this.

>>520536947
Lol. Lmao even. Open your eyes and seriously look at this dude. Strong manlet vibes plus noodle armed dainty frame. That is the one phenotype where a shaved head will just never ever work. He'd just look like a creepy alien or teenager on chemo for the rest of his life. Being one of those guys (which is bad enough on it's own) is the one scenario where also having balding genes really is the end of the world. There isn't one guy with those traits featured in any media as anything except a living joke. A childhood friend of mine turned into one of those guys and while he's always had a hard time it was completely hopeless with women from the nanosecond he went beyond a norwood 2 until he reversed the slaphead curse with the old drugs 'n plugs. If you're literally any other type you can just tank balding but not these short skinny twink guys with weak jaws. They go to a 0/10 without hair. Just how it is. Life ain't fair.

>>520538393
literally Allan Harper from two and a half men

>>520537118
In America, you would be playing a losing game. It’s like, you take some college guys from Alabama and put them against the Chiefs, what are they gonna do? Some games are lost from the start. One goal could be to disregard society, speedrun college and move to China or Southeast Asia. Guaranteed pussy that, if you’re into yellow bitches, are comparatively way better than guys much better looking than him are pulling in the US. There’s no future for him in the US if he wants a typical life.
Another option is just be okay with a fat slampig. This has a lot of advantages though. You don’t get to fuck a doll but you get to just not give a fuck about the rat race. You get to enjoy whatever foods you want because you don’t care about having a six pack, you’re immune to most kinds of workplace drama because you’ll be that nice guy who never bothers anyone. I mean, if you don’t care about hot women he can do just fine in the US. Americans are actually quite polite. They won’t bother him

>>520536821 (OP)
>just out of high school
>already going bald
Rip.

>>520537574
His mom is taking him to Chuck E Cheese.

>>520537710
riding a motorcycle has a much higher fatality rate than getting tattoos and smoking anon. While you're at it though, get into drinking to go with the smokes and pick up some form of martial art. If you want pussy looking like OP's image, you're gonna have to make some drastic changes. If they don't want to, then they'll just stay a virgin, work a quiet job and go home to nothing forever. So, they can cut their lifespan a few years and get vagina or they can live a long life of no vagina at all

>>520536821 (OP)
Young Phil Collins?

>>520536821 (OP)
That s the 35yo model who look like 17yo ?

>>520538574
he would want to be a fuckin musical savant looking like that at 18

>>520538047
No

>>520538010
I have an unfair advantage, women raised me and taught me to be quiet because they didn't like my voice.

>>520536821 (OP)
That's probably just his brain sucking the excess hairs back down inside of his cranium and, over a period of years, transforming them into more brain cells

>>520537081
I wouldn't feel bad for him. id feel bad for his inevitable victims

>>520537118
Plastic surgery and a hair transplant

>>520537118
Honestly no clue. I'm 6 foot but was the manlet in my school. Still taller than all the women in school so it wasn't an issue. I couldn't imagine coping with being 5'6 and the average height of women around here.
I'm also not balding and not a sign of any receding. I'm also not scrawny looking, had a few high school coaches try to get me to come to their school to play football since I had a solid frame when I just wanted to play vidya.
Even though I consider myself a failed chad-lite that failed at life, he is just on an entirely different level and never even had a chance. I suppose in his situation all he can do is max INT and CHA then hope for the best.

>>520536821 (OP)
Ngl a receding hairline actually looks better on guys like this.

>>520536821 (OP)
If he just shaved the hair and took some hgh and just followed a moderate bulking routine with diet and workout he'd probably be okay looking.

>>520536821 (OP)
High testosterone doesn't cause baldness it's caused by an enzymes reaction to testosterone regardless of whether you have high or low levels you faggots need to stop posting because you're dumb niggers

>>520539333
>average height of women 5'6"

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I'm only 5'5" too

noooooooooooooooooooooo

>>520536821 (OP)
he looks like a baby and an old man simultaneously. pretty impressive ngl

>>520539333
noooo the average height of women is 5'3" nooooooooooooooooooo

>>520536821 (OP)
Why are white "males" like this

>>520536821 (OP)
My brother!

>>520537118
all he needs is a good personality.

>>520536821 (OP)
I bet he is good at math, good on him.

>>520539519
His dicks still bigger than yours Pushbeep

>>520536821 (OP)
these are my T levels

>>520536976
She got paid she had a photography business. We have this thing the west where you pay a photographer to take pictures of special events like graduation, weddings, parties ext….

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/a/ here. Can you please come to our thread and wish /ourgirl/ Makoto a happy birthday? Thank you.>>520536821 (OP)

>>520536821 (OP)
kek this is why I laugh when zoomers make threads about how none of us get laid. naw it's just you ugly fags.

>>520539513
I'm saying around here 5'6 is the average woman's height. I couldn't imagine being the same height as a woman looking like that. There just isn't any winning play.

>>520538453
>you’re immune to most kinds of workplace drama because you’ll be that nice guy who never bothers anyone. I mean, if you don’t care about hot women he can do just fine in the US. Americans are actually quite polite
This is how you get fired in america
>You don’t get to fuck a doll
Now THAT sounds like a noble cause for ugly guys

Imagine looking like that and not being some tech multi millionaire or involved in some startup even in a minor role at least.

>>520537118
He's white. He'll be fine.

>>520536821 (OP)
All the people telling him to bulk and shave and doanly shit are retarded, they have no scope outside of their own bubble. That won't do shit for him, he isn't built for that life.

This little nigga needs to nerdmaxx.

>>520538393
He has the Karl Pilkington pheno. He can become a comedian at least.

>>520539896
why not both? nerdmaxx and dwarfmaxx

>>520536821 (OP)
>50 going on 15

>>520537118
he looks like he has brittle bone disease so swimming would probably be his best bet

>>520536821 (OP)
you're making fun but hes the one being talked about right now and nobody even knows who you are lol

>>520540072
Pursuits of vanity take away time that could be spent mastering the intellectual landscapes.

>>520539536
my theory is that these pics are ironic and hes actually a class clown and super popular

>>520536821 (OP)
nigger looks like count olaf.

>>520539606
Not the worst but could be better. How’s your diet, sleep, fitness, etc?

>>520537927
>realise at 25 it was all for fucking nothing, you simply will never be That Guy who stumbles into relationships
How do normies do this? 24 and a khv

>>520536821 (OP)
Strongest white male

>>520540383
Strong social skills and interest from women.

>>520540355
I wfh, smoke a pack a day, smoke an oz a weed every 2 weeks or so and drink heavily, but I eat well and i'm in good shape otherwise

Tyler seems like a good bro.

>>520540527
T levels aren’t bad at all then for that lifestyle. If you don’t feel necessarily weak or have stress, keep doing what you’re doing if it makes you happy.

>>520538393
im not gonna read all that whiny shit

>>520540454
it also helps to have interest for women too


faggot

>>520539896
Only correct answer.

>>520537311
Indians really are unfathomably retarded

>>520539896
nerdmaxxing implies there is gold at the end of the rainbow for being a nerd.
Nerdcoping is more like it.

>>520536821 (OP)
It could be worse, he could be a jeet

>>520538393
i have a colleague that looks like that and he already has fathered three children with one and the same woman, meanwhile buff powerlifter party"chads" are single and close to roping themselves during their midlife crisis
strange how that plays out in realworld vs your hollywood conjured stereotype fueled delusion of it

>>520536821 (OP)
Why make fun of a guy trying the best he can with what hes got?

>>520536821 (OP)
>By the time he's 30 the rest of his hair will follow
Poor bastard

>>520536821 (OP)
lil bald was just a bigtime Akira fan and wanted to become takashi

>>520536821 (OP)
Damn. I am in my 40s and by the grace of God I still have all my hair. He is in high school and looks like he is my age because of his lack of hair.

>>520537118
I have no idea. I just keep hoping one day things will be better and it will all work out.

>>520537118
>18
good chance he can still grow
mk 677, igf1, puberty blockers, and test ASAP
also needs a jaw surgery / implants

>hair
transplant asap and fin + min

we can save him

>>520537118
Even if he became super muscular he would look like sweet tooth.

>>520536821 (OP)
Looks like a nice dude

>>520536821 (OP)
The top right image is very '555-come-on-now"

>>520537081
Fucked because he won't attract some whore with a nose ring like you posted? That's a blessing, my man.
>t. happily married to a non-whore

>>520538393
>womanly diatribe
Shave it off and move on.

>>520536821 (OP)
I think she made those photos with AI so that people would visit/share her page

>>520536821 (OP)
he will lead imageboards into the golden age....

>polite
He begs the bacteria crawling on his frail skin not to eat him alive every night.

>>520539665
Film photography still hasn't made it to his subcontinent.

>>520536821 (OP)
i believe you

>>520538481
Meh happened to me. Life was fine

>>520537118
Kinda looks like jeff bezos when he was younger so just become a multi billionaire mogul I suppose

>>520536821 (OP)
>More about Tyler's interests?

>>520537118
Walk a bunch, get lots of sun, eat raw primal diet, grow out the hair you do have. Try treating the baldness with plum needle and topically applied chlorine dioxide solution.

>>520539606
Go on TRT

>>520536821 (OP)
grim

>>520538393
>not these short skinny twink guys with weak jaws.
this is me. girls were always flirting with me non stop in school and college as they found me very cute and innocent looking. But I went bald in my late 20s and all interest from women literally jumped off a cliff. I went back to college for a post grad around that time and was completely ignored by all women. Was the total opposite of when I was younger where I had to push women away as they were so obsessed with me.

>>520536821 (OP)
>balding in HS
what the fuck is going on with Zoomers?
I work with this kid ho graduated last year and I legit thought he was my age when he hired on 2 months ago
t.45yo anon

>>520538754
blessed pic, and of course, none of the viral marketers / bots / indians in this thread will reply to OC.

This board no longer has human repliers.

>>520536947
>Just shave it
The fuller and healthier the hair, the younger the pussy.

>>520537118
Change countries to where people are short.

>>520539556
Michael Obama needs to shave her back doe frfr

>>520536976
she knew exactly what she was doing when she had him crook his arm in the top right shot…

>>520540975
Whys that? I don't like hitting the gym it's artificial forced growth and the end result is what faggots like. Women would like dad bods more than a gym freak.

Nothing makes you stronger than manual labour and sports.


>Fuckin reduce countdown timers to 30 seconds ya damn mods.

>>520537118
I’d get plastic surgery and then lie about my age to make up for past losses.

>>520545621
>just take the tranny pills
>for pussy
Incongruent logic on full display. If your genes/tax cattle plantation conditions make you lose it, there is but one option... for the people in the back: shave it and move on. There is no more to debate.

>>520545662
>study Islam

>>520540288
Don’t listen to posts like this, /pol/. It’s like saying be a celibate monk or to find a dumb autistic hobby in the corner to cope.

>>520545862
Move on and what? You’re going to say he has to admit a shit future and just cope?

>>520545870
As if acting like a vain woman is any better you performative faggot.

>>520545960
Yes. Acting vain is better than being a monk. I’m not joking.

>>520536821 (OP)
>So you're going by "tyler" now nerd. Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Lisa the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

>>520545958
>>520545988
Just pay for sex or jerk off until you have a career you spastic. Your perspective on women comes from women, who don't know what they want even if they have the agency to peruse it. Tyler dodged a bullet because he comes how he is and any real affection he gets will be based on more than worn and haggard gen z bar whores wanting to brag about their latest chad one night stand to get their roster of betabucks stocked and at the ready for when the time comes to settle down. It's alarming the pedestal some of you put pussy on, yet call others simps.

>>520536947
He is already going bald, might as well get on T-therapy and get jacked. Shave his head and start smashing gym thots.
Its all he has left now.

>>520536821 (OP)
I was that freakishly skinny in HS and it fucked my frame up for life. I'm on chubby side now but am a total wristlet because my bones were probably malnourished or some shit in my formative puberty years. At least I'm tall and not bald, but it's a shame since I would have been a gigachad if I was fed actual food and not soi-filled corn syrup slop.