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Anonymous (ID: LMthTeWY) United States No.520538695 [Report] >>520540912 >>520541442
Attention former christians
If you were baptized, in order to gain real atheism superpowers, you have to perform a ritual to denounce the lamb. It's the only way to save yourself from being an incel.

>Step 1: Make a pentagram pointing south
>Step 2: 5 candles in each corner
>Step 3: gather supplies. black ink writing utensil, some paper, a knife, a lighter
>Step 4: Start the ritual past midnight. Sit inside the pentagram with your supplies and facing south.
>Step 5: Light your candles starting with the south facing in the front and continue clockwise lighting them all.
>Step 6: Write the date, write your full name, and your confession to unbaptize yourself from the blood of the lamb. Denounce YHWH and any authority, influence, accountability, or allegiance to him or any of his guardian angels or allies. You are replacing the blood of the lamb with your own blood, giving personal control and abundance of self, with no restrictions.
>Step 7: Take your knife, get a drop of your blood marked at the end of your document.
>Step 8: Burn the papers first to last, preferably in a cauldron.

You are free
Anonymous (ID: SUOKqKpL) United Kingdom No.520538862 [Report] >>520540845 >>520540912
Literally burn OP for being a Witch.
Anonymous (ID: LMthTeWY) United States No.520540845 [Report] >>520540912
>>520538862
fool
Anonymous (ID: UzJWZFsS) United States No.520540912 [Report]
>>520538862
100% agreed
>>520538695 (OP)
>>520540845
faggit
Anonymous (ID: kM1XEF80) United States No.520541442 [Report]
>>520538695 (OP)
>Atheists, who do not believe in any religion, have to do a religious ceremony to undo the power of baptism which they don't believe in anyways. This will give them super powers and they can have sex.