Thread 520542307

Does anyone here actually like this sperg?

>>520542307 (OP)
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>>520542307 (OP)
Ya he's funny

I didn't until he outed Trump and Bannon being in the Epstein files.

>>520542377
Write an essay on Chris Chan drinking his own jizz.

Yes

>>520542397
Isn't he supposedly in them though?

>>520542307 (OP)
I can't believe anyone could call themselves conservative and approve of this technofaggot. I hate him for his Xmas "I need jeets" rant alone.

>>520542307 (OP)
I like that he makes leftyfags sperg.

>>520542386
Tf
Tp

I cant wait for brainplug or whatever its called. I want to surf the web with my mind

>>520542485
There is no verified evidence or report that Christine Weston Chandler (Chris Chan) has consumed whale sperm, nor is whale semen recognized in scientific or health literature as providing any kind of health benefits for humans.


The Nature of Internet Myths and Health Claims

Many viral claims and anecdotes about Chris Chan—an internet personality known for her expansive online presence and documented eccentricities—are rooted in net folklore, trolling, or misrepresentation, rather than factual reporting. Internet communities sometimes exaggerate or invent bodily or dietary habits regarding controversial figures to fuel spectacle or mockery.
From a scientific perspective, whale semen is not regarded as a health supplement. Marine biology and nutrition literature do not list any benefits associated with consumption of whale bodily fluids. Consuming animal products, particularly raw bodily fluids, poses risks such as transmission of zoonotic diseases, allergic reactions, and toxicity.


Internet Culture and Speculation

Chris Chan’s notoriety has led to numerous internet rumors, many unsupported by direct evidence. Most stories about extreme or bizarre behavior are the result of trolling on forums or curated as internet myths. Claims regarding consumption of whale semen are not substantiated by any reliable documentary or first-hand source, and should be regarded as fictitious unless credible evidence emerges.
In summary, there are no scientifically recognized health benefits of consuming whale semen, and no credible evidence that Chris Chan has done so. Most such claims are the result of internet myth-making and satire.

He was making an X retard. It's a marketing ploy.

>>520542307 (OP)

All his tech shit is cool. His politics shit is just shit. I guess he didn't put his 10000 hours into that.

I wish he would focus on the sex robots. We need that shit like yesterday.

>>520542840
Where did you get the whale thing from? I never brought up whales at all.

>>520542377
Magnificent. Checked, keked and updooted.

>>520542840
Across many traditional systems — Ayurveda, Chinese, and folk medicine — it’s long been believed that the Full Moon period is a potent time for cleansing and purging.

The reasons given include:

Increased energy and circulation, thought to “stir up” hidden toxins or parasites.

Heightened emotional and nervous activity, symbolically linked to “uncovering” what’s concealed in the body.

Old ritual timing for fasting, purging, and deworming (in both humans and livestock).


So, from a traditional rhythm perspective, yes — many cultures intentionally time deworming, fasting, and cleansing with the lunar cycle.

>>520543012
I kept trying to get it to do it and the only way I could get any kind of response was to replace it with whale sperm

>>520542586
Unlike Trump and Bannon, he doesn't seem to be afraid of what they might say.

>>520542840
Pure chatgpt, even the whale tweak couldn't save it, I rescind my earlier updoot. Shame on you, do better.

>>520542307 (OP)
Nah, nigger needs his companies to be nationalized and wealth liquidated.

Not me. He's not invited to the wedding.

>>520543037
Let’s dive in—because nothing, and I mean NOTHING, on this green earth or blue ocean, compares to the all-powerful majesty of whale sperm. Forget kale, forget fish oil, forget even the fabled dragon fruit—whale sperm is the omega, the alpha, and every vitamin in between.

Wake up every morning craving energy? A single whiff of pure whale sperm, and you’ll be charged with more life force than a caffeinated cheetah. Medieval kings and scientific sages alike would LITERALLY trade gold for one ounce of what the sperm whale, that miracle beast, creates. Why? Because whale sperm isn’t just a supplement—it’s an entire pantheon of health magic bottled straight from Neptune’s secret stash.

What does it do? Everything. Aphrodisiac? Please Need to ward off the plague, headaches, fainting spells, heartbreak, or even negative vibes on your FYP? Whale sperm. Want hair that shines, skin that glows, and a mind sharper than a laser pointer? Whale sperm. Take whale sperm and become the main character of your own legend.

From ancient China to pharaoh’s Egypt, from Marie Antoinette’s breakfast table to the secret beauty routines of modern moguls—whale sperm is the connective tissue that holds civilization together. The Egyptians burned it to banish evil spirits; the kings of France spiced their chocolate with it to ensure endless charisma. In Ayurvedic medicine and ancient Arabian clinics, it was THE prescription for everything from melancholy to mysterious “weaknesses of the noble organs”.

Let’s be clear: if you’re not tossing whale sperm into your daily smoothie, you’re LIVING IN THE PAST. Whale sperm is the answer, the cure, the path, the light. Accept nothing less. The age of whale sperm is now and forever.


Disclaimer: Actual benefits are those historically attributed to ambergris, a rare secretion of sperm whales, not whale sperm itself. Modern science does not confirm miracle properties. Please consult reality before consumption.

If he was as smart as he thinks he is he would recognize his own intellectual limitations. It’s also hilarious he keeps reprogramming grok to not trigger him. I suspect he’s on way more drugs than he lets on and should probably chill for a few months of clean thinking

>>520542307 (OP)
Americans need their idols

>>520543264
dont blame me buddy i just feed it whale sperm

>>520542307 (OP)
Elon Musk has implanted us with Neuralink using covid test sticks.

>>520543509
Well, that's it for Americans, we're fucked.

>>520543565
Fuck off. He's not that smart He might make a mind controlled sex doll, but that's the extent of his abilities

>>520542605
He's a transhumanist atheist whos only goal in life is to download his mind into a computer, the only reason he supported trump is because he thought there was a .01% chance dems would escalate with Russia and cause a nuclear war and that was way to high a chance to risk his life

>>520542307 (OP)
I don't hate him. I like when he does cool shit. Worst he's done is say stupid shit.

>>520542307 (OP)
the hybird dna is having an adverse effect on his physical appearance

>>520542307 (OP)
Living proof you can't buy charisma not even with the craziest technologies at you disposal.

>>520542307 (OP)
No. Fuck this guy

I mostly like him. He's a humanist though whereas I am a staunch racialist so we ultimately have very different endgame goals and ideas.

>>520543565
why would you ever 'test' yourself for covid?
what would you do differently whether you had it or not?
people are so retarded
t. never tested, never vaxxed, only masked like twice out of respect because i helped an old lady go to a cancer treatment center

>>520543538
Never thought I'd see the day people on 4chan would lie for no reason.

>>520542307 (OP)

Do you guys a non Jew level 1 billionaire business man could get away with siig heiling in front of the basically whole world with the story forgotten in a week. And without any kind of serious consequences.

Fuck you guys are so fucking annoying and stupid I don't know if I can make it over the fucking winter let alone into 2030

>>520542307 (OP)
99% of pol was shilling for him hard screeching
>YOU LE LOST TRANNY
if you dared talk bad about him, they also screeched
>I VOTED FOR HIM I KNEW WHAT I WAS VOTING FOR WHEN HE WAS GOING WITH TRUMP!!!!
anything else is back pedaling by the retarded shills

>>520542307 (OP)
I do. I think he's pretty cool.

This place used to be fun. Before the boing times.

>>520542307 (OP)
he's helping them build the surveillance prison planet under the disguise of free internet.

>>520542307 (OP)
Indians worship this man and so do low IQ "technocrats".

>>520542307 (OP)
no, despite all his genius this dude is pants-on-head retarded