Thread 520546099

He's back on the drugs. Talking about blocking the sun out with AI solar panel sats or some dittman-esque/get fucked in the face horse shit. If you know Musk it's time to reach out to him, now. He needs help. Managing a drug problem without help is fraught with risk. Do the right thing. Let Musk know he needs professional help.

>>520546099 (OP)
>He's bac
Elon is a genius, I Hope he does this.

>>520546099 (OP)
he is unironically right but this will have unintended consequences, like causing
little ice ages

>>520546099 (OP)
Blot out the sun, for science! That'll be 6 gorillion taxpayer dollars, plus tip.

>>520547684
>look up at sky
>9 gorillion hideous starshit satellites blocking out the sky
>”he’s right”
kys

Never forget.
>claim they spray shit in the sky
>get called conspiracy theorist
>they go public and spray shit in the sky

>>520546099 (OP)
>replies “yes” to a how question

bruh cooked

>>520546099 (OP)
> saaar only tiny adjustments saaar precision saaar
H1B-lon is mentally cooked

Just wear sunnies

Musk is maybe the only poster on Twitter who requires a court-ordered babysitter. Not that it helps much.

>crazy billionaire wants to build a weather control machine
Fuck yeah that's rad. If he becomes the world's first supervillain I'm down to hench for him. I don't even care if he's cringe as fuck, trying to control the weather is awesome.

>>520551066
That's only because he's a US Government Rocket Scientist

>>520551551
>>520551066
It's also the reason why the USA would go to Total War rather than honour an extradition order by someone like the UK who wanted to question him about his criticisms

>>520551518
He wants to do it by floating a shitton of space junk above YOUR head tho. And I've seen his cars trying to get themselves out a garage. Won't end well.

Satellite saturation means we can't new things into space without collisions, and any collision creates millions of particles moving so quickly that they become bullets which then cause more collisions into we can no longer leave the atmosphere.
elon the retard wants to fuck humanity over even more than he already is.

Billionaire crackheads are a mistake

Gates has just confessed that nobody is ever going to die of “climate change”.
>why are you misremembering threats of megadeath goy. We never said that you stupid heads.
Comes soon?

>>520546994
>>520547684
>>520547745
Based Leon has trannies seething 24 / 7.

The threat isn’t climate change which is a pack of lies the threats are
>the ‘elites’
>people stupid enough to wallow in brainwashing.
https://www.cfact.org/2023/09/04/1609-global-scientists-debunk-climate-hysteria/

>>520551638
Nah he'll build a mars base or something doomed in its insanity. If he arms us with cool shit like MP5K I'm signing the dotted line

>>520546099 (OP)
that's called a Dyson swarm, it's not a new concept and he's not retarded for espousing it in particular

>>520551761
People are already dying from intensified storms that are a result of more heat (energy) being available. Weather patterns are shifting so different weather events are hitting areas not prepared for them. Global temperature continues to rise.
1% of the total mass of insects are lost each year and species are going extinct. None of this requires some billionaire's words to be misinterpreted by politicians that are lobbied by corporations to say whatever they want.

>>520552169
And one could take him seriously if he hadn't said AI.
AI offers no advantage to this idea, and he only mentioned it because he sensed a potential new fraud scheme.
Furthermore, no one should have the power to control solar radiation.

>>520546099 (OP)
Is there some sort of requirement that when you get past a certain net worth you have to start plotting to block out the sun? Is this the final stage of capitalism?

For all the "based" stuff he says at the end of the day he's just another climate spastic who wants block out the sun and carbon credits for everyone, just like the very same globohomo NGOs that he claims to be against.

>>520552561
Have you already forgotten how he became rich?

>>520552514
>I WILL *CONTROL THE SUN!!!*
yup, it's that tyme of evening @ chez Musk. Again.

>>520552514
It's the bond villain fantasy: to control something to which everyone must submit, thereby gaining absolute power.

>He's back on the drugs

Ah fuck
Everytime he's on a comedown he starts trying to incite civilwar in the uk.

Has anyone noticed how difficult it is to find pictures of Musk touching the wall on mainstream image searching services (google, duuckduckgo, brave etc?)?

Didn't used to be like that

>>520546099 (OP)
>elon wants to stop climate change
>NOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT
This is how you know climate change is just a cash grab by scammers

>>520551681
>we need to spread Jewish feminism outside our atmosphere
kys faggot humanity needs to die not conquer the stars, not in this absolue state anyway

>>520546099 (OP)
Did you know Elon Musk has aspergers?

>>520552591
He got rich with Paypal, not EVs.

>>520552866
No. He's just an arsehole. Aspergers is a meme now

>>520552800
>Everytime he's on a comedown he starts trying to incite civilwar in the uk
Did he give this 'inevitability' a timescale?
You know exactly when its double fucking goldplate guaranteed NOT habbening then.

>>520552800
>Everytime he's on a comedown he starts trying to incite civilwar in the uk.
He gave that up a long time ago.
He just repeatedly used you to try and convince everyone that pajeets are better immigrants than goat fuckers.
But after their "woke right" attack failed, they finally gave up trying to gain public support for pajeet immigration and are now just doing it secretly again.

>>520552902
Lmao.
No.
He became rich through tesla's valuation.
But tesla's survival was due to the fact that it was allowed to sell co2 certificates.
Which was for a long time their only source of income.

>>520553009
>He gave that up a long time ago
eh? The quote above you is from 4 or 5 days ago. Still, a week is a looong time on Planet Musk I suppose.

>>520546099 (OP)
Now is the right time to make him explode with rage by mentioning his love for immigrants.

Just bring back smog. Rural areas have trees. High population zones don't but smog was a great filter over the asphalt concrete zones then you get a giant bureaucracy to say no more smog so you are burning because you have no filter in your stupid fake environments.

>>520552925
>chris chan doesn't exist anymore

>>520553219
>(((Image: CNN)))

>>520546099 (OP)
He got stoned and watched that episode of the simpsons didnt he?

>>520553257
Smartest American

>>520553219
Yes, you're right.
I thought he'd given that up.
I missed it.
I just read that he also seems to be funding mossad tommy.
I wonder what he's up to.

>>520553295
Yeah, I bet they made that with AI, or something. Elon would Never.

>>520550407
>Never forget.
Why, do you want to keep a record of every time you got metaphorically raped by gov while impotently doing nothing?

>>520546099 (OP)
Theoretically he's not wrong. An artificial ozone layer so to speak. But thats impossible, thats Dyson sphere levels of tech we are incapable of deploying on any level.

Humanity will snuff itself out of existence before we get close to achieving such ideas

>>520546099 (OP)
If they can prevent warming or cooling then we don't need to give up fossil fuels, great.

>>520546099 (OP)
First response, "But what about the niggers!? They need money!!!"

>>520548942
First thing I thought of too kek

>>520553257
A research group at eth zurich once calculated that planting a large number of trees would be sufficient.
Subsequently, the full force of the eco-mafia crushed them in the public eye.

>>520547684
He's wrong in that the scale needed for a solar array to able to affect global temperatures meaningfully isn't feasible with current technology.

>>520553344
His heart goes out to you, retarded faggot.

>>520546099 (OP)
>MUH AI
Nigger you can just get regular people to do this shit. He's just spouting AI because it'll get retarded investors salivating.

>>520553610
Kek.
It's just too obvious by now.
Nevertheless, there are always enough gullible people who will give them their money if they use the right keywords.

>>520546099 (OP)
Holy fuck, this is the biggest peak midwit I've probably ever seen.

Earth is more than 70% covered in oceans, with vast areas struggling with overheating and desertification on the landmass, where a bit of shade would be literal godsend.
Besides Earth was never "equitable" in receiving sunlight or whatever horseshit the retard is trying to spout. The planet has an axial tilt that causes huge variations already.

A solar satellite array would be a wet dream for protecting Earth or any other planet, along with increasing habitability.

>>520546099 (OP)
no such bullshit needed and would only result in our doom by irresponsibly handing an adversial AI enormous leverage over humanity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc_4Z1oiXhY

>>520553343
getting ridiculed in israel by being told all british people belong in hell by rabbi's

>>520546099 (OP)
>he's a genius
Nope hes an actor and youre an idiot. But if his handlers let him do it I say go for it

>>520553919
Also for the retards within the thread, the constellation would be located at the L point between the Earth and Sun, so the size is going to be minuscule compared to covering Earth's orbit. You could barely see a small blot on the sky if anything.
While the wording of AI is disingenuous, some kind of automation will be necessary, since the constellation won't be able to be controlled from Earth due to the time delay. Even with on-site personnel, preventing a Carrington Event is going to come down to minutes, well below human reaction time.

Elon is a bona fide space autist. Engaging with those kind of twitter midwits at the end of the day is not only exhausting, but also fruitless

>>520554506
>You could barely see a small blot on the sky if anything.
And even then, only during daytime.

How many times do you look directly at the Sun during daytime?
Probably not often, otherwise you would be blind already.

>>520546099 (OP)
Nah I get it now. There is no global warming. The south Atlantic anomaly is growing, solar radiation will get increasingly worse in south America and Africa. Eventually the poles will shift. This has happened before and they know it. Calling it global warming lulls the people into thinking it's under control when in reality they're scrambling.

>>520553468
Depends how close they are to the sun. If they are super close, then you'd only need a few of them to block it out. If they are closer to the earth, then youd need a few brazilian

um hello? the plants will die if you start blocking out light from the sun. fucking morons

>>520546994
Elon is not as big of a genius as Wayne Lambright tho

He’s MAGAs problem

>>520546099 (OP)
What a fucking Genius. I love Elon now even more.

>>520553919
you're a fag posting under a memelfag with a comic girl for pic. absolutely discarded opinion and instant judgment into the homo category. didnt even read beyond the 10th word

Maybe some of his nanobots can patch some of the K-holes in his brain because he sounds like a crack addict. If we did somehow build a magic space machine I’d prefer AI not be in charge of it.

hello, human resources???

>>520546099 (OP)
He can't even figure out how to make a car that competes with Ford, let alone the Chinese.

But sure, let him play god by blocking out the sun

>>520547684
>He'S rIGhT

Whether he is or isn't, you have no idea.

>>520546099 (OP)
Good. Me too. With the shit you people do thank God for drugs among other things.

>>520546099 (OP)
He literally wants to charge you a monthly subscription fee to have access to the sun

>>520546099 (OP)
>how would it work?
>yes.
lol

Musk is such a cringey fucking dweeb.
Still laugh about him sperging out and calling the cave diver in Thailand a pedo, all because the diver said his retarded mini submarine idea was retarded (because it was).

>>520553393
Making nano bots or a virus that targets the MAOA 2-repeat allele would greatly slow our decent.

>>520550407
>claim they spray shit in the sky with zero proof
>get rightfully called a co spriacy theorist
>a bunch of retards get millions to begin testing the possibility of spraying shit in the sky
>outrage ensues from pretty much everyone, even other scientists
>retard somehow thinks that a proposal in 2025 that hasn't materialized yet is proof that this was being done since the 1950s
Is this the power of the American education system?

>don't pay sun tax
>artificial winter until you do
No thanks

>>520546099 (OP)
We could have the weather control device from RA2 and zap the global south if we just gave this guy the right resources...

there was never any good reason to share a country, a language, or the internet with pajeets

>>520546099 (OP)
>blocking the sun out
Reminder that all these tech geniuses do is copy old TV shows, without thinking whether the idea makes sense in real life

>>520548942
>the solution