Thread 520564717

>Hitler has been confirmed dead by independent soviet scientists
>May we see him
>Noo

>>520564717 (OP)
>well you see he burned to a crisp and all we have is this bone fragment that we know for sure is his
>trust us

True, Hitler might still be alive today (aged 136)

>>520564717 (OP)
>>520566317
What is the conspiracy theory here, exactly? Germans first claimed he was dead, Soviets confirmed it, his personal adjutant, valet and general testified they found the bodies.
Are you saying Hitler being dead was a German ploy and the Soviets helped them because fuck anglos or what?

>>520566363
it's why they pinned the dick cheney thing, they're trying to distract from the Hitler news.

>>520567074
>>>520566317 #
>Germans first claimed he was dead
Germans were fine with Hitler declared dead so that nobody would look for him in Argentina
>Soviets confirmed it
They just wanted to have a trophy

>>520564717 (OP)
They literally have museum around their "church" with all his items and body parts.

>>520567920
Retard, kys

>>520564717 (OP)
>"but what if we wanted to"
>you can't
>"why not?"
>because he's dead
>"but how do you know he's dead?"
>we have a piece of the body
>"what piece"
>big piece
>"what is the big piece you have?"
>big piecedeç HAHAHAHAHAHA my uncle teaches well, he is good fucker
>no we have skull
>"may we see the skull?"
>sure, is in museum
>"My friend, that's just a little fragment"
>is Hitler's little fragment
>"How do you know for sure?"
>...
>"You don't know for sure?"
>Comrade, it's been a long time, we have technologiya now
>let us prove
>"Ok"

>"Ally, we're waiting"
>ok no this cannot be
>"?"
>ooooh nooooo
>"what happened"
>is destroyed in a fire
>"You destroyed a skull with fire"
>carbon dating not good for romance
>"What's that supposed to mean"
>we checked chromosomes
>is female
>"That fragment was female?"
>Da, very female, good for making blini and samovar
>"I don't understand, are you saying that Hitler was a woman?"
>uh no...
>"But then..."
>AH I HAVE SOLUTION
>NO IS NO
>But this is Eastern Europe
>"Aaaaah"
>good ally now understand
>just don't tell Jew
>"Understood, but why can't they know?"
>Who can say where the Hitler goes, only Hitler knows, only time

>>520564717 (OP)
>independent soviet scientists
so op?

>>520568055
How's the weather in Tel Aviv, Moshe?

>>520564717 (OP)
Everything was fine until some dip shits in Russia agreed to allow leaf scientists to DNA test the skull and then it was largly ignored.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/science/hitler-s-supposed-skull-really-belongs-to-a-woman-1.837652

>bullet to the forehead
It's because the Soviets tortured and then killed the Nazi leadership. Goebbels was obviously burned alive and his daughters were strangled and probably raped

>>520567074
There is no verifiable proof of Hitler's passing.


Russia has never "confirmed" Hitlers death with any quantifiable evidence.


If I say I saw Hitler in McDonald's, does that make it true?

If Russia says that Hitler was in a McDonald's, does that make it true?

What people say happened to Hitler is not a proof

>>520568250
they didn't test "the skull" because there is no skull, they tested one of the several pieces of jaw fragments, which they got from a pit where supposedly hitler and braun were burned together
I don't know which fragment was tested, but one was positively matched to hitler first by his dentist and later by forensics based on hitler's x-ray records

>>520568634
see >>520568675
Germany and later France confirmed the jaw matches Hitler's dental records

>>520564717 (OP)
Nah he just ascended

>>520568711
>big daddy government says so, that means it's true!

Serbhuman

>>520568846
Thank you for the compliment, but I didn't say government, did I?
https://www.ejinme.com/article/S0953-6205(18)30191-2/abstract

>>520564717 (OP)
You retards better go with the suicide theory because it give him a aura, a man dieing for his conviction.
If he fucked out while Europeans were defending is bunker and he left Europeans alone in the mess he created it doesn't play in his favor.

>>520564717 (OP)
Hitler would be about 15 years older than the oldest living human today. He’s gone bros, let it go

>>520568711
Yes and bin ladden was burried at sea!

It's likely that Hitler's buried where the Fuhrerbunker is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IKXjw2S81I
People still leave flowers at the exact spot where he's suspected to be buried.

>>520569179
People here are adult enough to recognise that the mess was the Allies'.
Britain and France declared war on behalf of the Jews, the Allied bombers holocausted every German city, and German High Command couldn't adapt fast enough to the changing conditions of the war.
In retrospect, the Soviets shouldn't have been involved, Barbarossa shouldn't have happened at all.
Indignant though it may be, encouraging Stalin's madness was the best course of action, and helping him point his corroded dick at the West would've made him a most valuable ally.
Save the fight against communism for another decade.

>>520564717 (OP)
He's right here retard, seeeee that's definitely Shitler.

>>520569566
>People here are adult enough
Who says that except kiddos but okay
>German High Command couldn't adapt fast enough to the changing conditions of the war.
No one could adapt to the autism of the german high (on weed) command.
>the Soviets shouldn't have been involved
Nigger you can still find audio records of Hitler and his stoned command ploting war against URSS before they attacked.
>Save the fight against communism for another decade.
More like he accelerated it now everytime you say something against immigration, feminism, homosexuality "You're literally Hitler" and no one want to be associated with this absolute failure.
In Europe we used to worship heroes not failures.

>>520568012
No, thats just the plot to Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest.

>>520570439
And in hindsight?
>Allies did everything that sucks
>Should've been less rigid
>Should've made Stalin mad at England and avoid barb

>>520570069
How can someone shoot himself like that? Could it be a fraud?

>>520564717 (OP)
You think that this rat might have murdered some patsy, sneaked out of his bunker and then laughed at destroyed Germany? Possible.

>>520565715
>>520570069
That's obviously Charlie Chaplin hired for the filming.