Thread 520576763

Please please please China try and do this.
This would be so fucking funny

The future belongs to China, don’t fight it

>>520576763 (OP)
China is a bitch made faggot country that won't ever do shit.

The King of England should sell Australia to the USA. Ameriacn rednecks from the south will adapt to it's wild west terrain, conquer it, and be more than adequate to defend it and teach the Australians how to conquer the outback. And this way they can also finally drive on the correct side of the road.

>>520576939
But could we bait them hard enough if Xi gets fucked?

>>520576992
We already conquered the outback doofus. We can gift you the metric system and cheap healthcare

>>520577011
>Xi
It's xShe, and that sneaky little runt will just release another bioweapon like he did in 2020 because he's a coward bitch that knows chink steel can't hold up to WW3 conditions.

>>520576763 (OP)
Your alternative is American colonization

>>520577538
So niggers and we get more Jews and Jeets in power or chinks? Zamn

>>520576763 (OP)
Hey at least you'll be able to afford house then.

>>520576763 (OP)
This is the best time for Indians to move to Australia and NZ.
Aussies are busy with tackling China and licking US boots.
Honestly, I sometimes thank China for taking up all the attention.

>>520576763 (OP)
Why, Australia only has clusters of white ppl, rest are desert with poisonous shit and abbo niggers.

>>520577466
Nigger metric doesnt mean you can't buy or see 2/4 inch something, anymore than you not being on the metric system means that 9mm doesnt exist.

>>520576763 (OP)
I'd go to bruceland to fight zipperheads
six ways from Sunday

>>520577706
There's never not a best time for a shitskin to move to a Whiter area

>>520576763 (OP)
>>520577813
>>520577538

FIGHT BACK
>>520577574

>>520577846
I just want to see them run out of fuel and asking for directions.

>>520577706
>Aussies
Speaking of sneaky little runts, don't forget these poops are CCP allies in WW3 and should be treated as such.

>>520576763 (OP)
BASED CHANGS
JUST TAKE AUSTRALIA THE SANE WAY BRITBONGS TOOK HONG KONG. THIS IS PAYBACK

>>520576763 (OP)
And how is our pissant all-female army going to stop them?

>>520577903
You're literal kike golem hostages nigger, we all have rooms to clean

>>520577846
You won't do shit white boi. Your women belong to Asian men and this century is for Asian men

>>520576922
You can't even take Kinmen island Zhang lol

>>520577952
Like the Emu war, itl come down to farmers and rural cunts saving the day

>>520578020
Wow, all those changs hired Russians. That must have cost a fortune

>chud schizo in china says thing
>the daily fail:

>>520576763 (OP)
Oh my god guys. A random person said something.
Thank you for the agitprop, (((Murdoch)))

>>520577980
You showed yourself poopmann, confirming once again every roo fucker flag is a poop or a chink confirmed.

>>520578399
Im not White because I don't worship seppo cunts?

Chinks or shit skins which way Western man? Wonder if they did take over would they attempt to keep the Aussie population like they're doing with Hong Kong or continue passive ethnic cleansing but with chinks?

>>520578514
>not White
I said you weren't Australian, I don't care your color without a u retard.

>>520577057
I already know the metric system and I don’t want jeet or abo witchdoctors

>>520579294
Jeets point is fair, but bushJenkum and whichiddy powder from the Shamans is no joke

>>520576763 (OP)
>Random Chinese guy (1 out of 1,400,000,000) gives offhand remark about Australia
>Australians are outraged

>>520576763 (OP)
> This would be so fucking funny
for whom?

>>520576763 (OP)
C'mon China. I double dog dare you !

>>520579520
Me. Its very boring here

>>520576763 (OP)
CCP Empire in the works.

>>520576763 (OP)
Just blow up the dam if they try.

>>520576763 (OP)
d∩ sʍoqlƎ

If China allies the Emus I will simply light the beacons to the Musk Ducks and Pink-Eared Ducks... Bonus if Freckled Ducks heed the beacons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agBtXRChsJM

>>520581927
Leafy leafy, catch my spermy cummies with your mouth!

>>520576763 (OP)

I will happily kick back and relax as china shits on New Zealand. Fuck New Zealand.

>>520578020
That PAWG is built for LONG grain rice.

>>520576763 (OP)
Not my country. Not my problem.

>>520577057
>cheap healthcare
>60% taxes on income
No thanks, kangaroo jack

>>520576763 (OP)
Why is china obsessed with Australia? Does it have valiable resources? Or is it just because it's the nearest white country?

>>520585044
They do have a lot of resources

>>520576763 (OP)
They're doing it already, they own your politicians, mines, real estate. Their troops are on Australian soil, posing as business people, restauranteurs, etc.

It's not an idle threat, they are taking over Australia right now, this very minute. And you're gloating about how it's impossible because your puny brain can only imagine some kind of D-Day landing, not a slow takeover.

China has already beaten you.

>>520576763 (OP)
give me a state mandated chinksect gf and you have my support

pls take us and finish the auckland subway, it's been a decade.

>>520576763 (OP)
>Outrage as Chinese nationalist says

That's unfair towards Russian shitposters.

We draw maps and arrows everyday, but no Western media report on us.

>>520576763 (OP)
Im not trying to bait but doesnt China already like, control Australian politics?

Bow down to your new overlords, white boy. The People's Liberation Army has already sunk your Mickey Mouse navy

>>520587028
It was easy for news broadcasts to make westerners shart and shiver just by displaying the scary CCCP flag along with spooky Cyrillic letters. Russian Federation flag just doesn't hit the same, so they've kinda given up and moved onto spooking people with China.

>>520576763 (OP)
Based

>>520576763 (OP)
Kek

It looks bigger but only a 5.5% of their population is chinese