Thread 520628006

>christianity suddenly gaining motion among zoomers because of esoteric, aesthetic TikTok edits
>out of touch conservatives on twitter and /pol/ think that this is because the zoomers long for white sharia, when in reality zoomers just a white version of what buddhism offers asians (spirituality, aesthetically pleasing)
it's actually not that complicated, you're going to turn people away the more you try to do a Christian Afghanistan larp.

>>520628006 (OP)
>white sharia
so let me get what you are saying straight, you are trying to say that wearing a head towel is popular on the tiktoks

>>520628776
are you illiterate?

>>520628776
They want something beautiful and western orientated without the judgement and guilt complex that reminds them of the divine so they can fit in with each other in whatever baseline moral structure they happen upon.

>>520628006 (OP)
Not really, they just don’t want prot fundie slop. They want Catholic or Orthdox monarchist style rule

>>520629306
who are you talking to?

>>520629658
So they want to put a towel on their head, really that is what the zoomies are up to?

>>520628006 (OP)
I just appreciate papa Leon disliking ai slop

>>520629740
Why do you even bother? You're not funny. It's not a good troll. You're wasting your time for what purpose?

>>520629659
Yea I’m a catholic theocratic
Monarchist

>>520629841
I'm half asleep, boy i'm tired.

>>520629885
Based

>>520629903
That's no excuse for shitting on someone's floor.

>>520629694
you??
>>520629659
>monarchist style rule
literally nobody wants that, most people don't even know what that is.
zoomers and young millennials want to eat pray love but with Jesus instead of the Buddha, in Rome or Jerusalem instead of Bali or Tibet, because it's cringe in the big 2025 for a white person to larp as buddhist. Every single TikTok that gets massive views and likes are about the mystical nature of christianity.

>>520628006 (OP)
never happened, even the schizo edits that "christians" spread online mostly use germanic and greek arts and scenes from movies.

christianity has no equivalent as material, nobody is going to the church no matter how much youre projecting illusions.

despite being a billion dollar industry and with church figures on the state funding, nobody is going to church.

>>520631426
I don't expect a scandi to fathom the aesthetic and mystical nature of Christianity because your people converted 10 minutes ago

>>520628006 (OP)
The damned already tried to have a born again movement that failed. This one will fail too. They seek it because they know that judgement is coming from the hands of men in their lifetimes. The thing about born again is they are liars who wear a cross on top of their desires and being as they are trying to emulate feelings and emotions they are transparent. The systems coming for that generation with total surveillance will be righteousness against them and it will be miraculous and beautiful to see consequences for all these whores of Babylon.

>>520628006 (OP)
Too bad Christianity is nowhere near as based as it's portrayed and in reality it's just the Pope washing nigger feet or chiding us for not wanting to welcome more invaders into our countries. They call us larpagans like they're not here posting crusader memes, I mean.. Nigger please.